DADCEES [Archive]

Amen

11-01-2017, 10:03 AM

Post up them Halloween pictures, bros and a brief update on your future NCG, lol.

What's a good site that can quickly upload images?

My 8 year old was Chucky and the 8 month old was a little devil, lol.

Was looking for the Skunk costume for him, because it's kind of comical - considering he is crawling. Kid began crawling at the beginning of him turning 7 months old and now is climbing and standing trying to take steps at 8 months, crazy. My thirteen year old didn't start crawling till he was 10/11 months and walking at 15 months. And my 8 year old started crawling at 10 months and walking at 12 months. This little guys is going to be full blown running at 10 months for sure.

What are you guys feeding them?

Mine is eating fruits and cereal with a bottle for morning, lunch and before bed now. Doesn't drink bottles as often as he was but still on soy - as he starting to eat more of the fruits and cereal mixes. He hates oatmeal tho and vegetables - I have to get them fruit vegetable mixed ones or else he hates it, lol... I just started feeding him those banana and strawberry puffs. He likes them and is beginning to chew.

Destroyer

11-01-2017, 10:33 AM

Destroyer

11-01-2017, 10:40 AM

Also
https://imgur.com/NuOUiI6.jpg

Amen

11-01-2017, 11:25 AM

Cute bro, god bless.

He's actually eating chicken or the baby food type?

Destroyer

11-01-2017, 11:26 AM

Both?
It’s the baby food type, but pretty sure it’s also actual chicken

Amen

11-01-2017, 11:37 AM

Lol, meant like grilled/broiled type son lol...

And word, my son started teething at 4 months. He's got like 5 or 6 teeth up top and 4 to 6 on the bottom.

I'll post up shortly, once I figure out how to get passed this stupid security bullshit on my office PC lol...

Photobucket wont load up.

Diablo

11-01-2017, 11:46 AM

lmao daddy Lars checking in

Diablo

11-01-2017, 11:49 AM

https://image.ibb.co/fRntCb/IMG_5582.jpg

Diode

11-01-2017, 11:58 AM

https://i.imgur.com/OE1x4iN.png?1

Destroyer

11-01-2017, 12:00 PM

Good shit bros

I need to point out the fact that my wife made that Jason mask out of white felt because for some reason they don’t make baby-size Jason masks????

Diode

11-01-2017, 12:14 PM

kid eats literally anything/everything outside of the usual taboos (honey, cow's milk, etc.).

at 9 months he was 23lb and almost 30in tall. gigantor continues to be a giant. 93-95th percentile everything. started crawling around 6-7 months but army crawl, which is still what he does. started standing and cruising/walking supported/etc at about 8 months. he can walk one handed and hauls ass around everything.

started day care on monday. hadn't planned to put him in until a year but our nanny stopped doing an acceptable job so we had to move on a little earlier.

Diode

11-01-2017, 12:15 PM

Good shit bros

I need to point out the fact that my wife made that Jason mask out of white felt because for some reason they don’t make baby-size Jason masks????

that's pretty great. good mommery by your wife. mine is already full bore arts and craftsing shit now that she has free time on her off days with him in day care.

Destroyer

11-01-2017, 12:25 PM

Man I’m glad we have grandma daycare
I don’t want to pay for it or trust my kid w/people I don’t know
You make enough $ to afford decent daycare, I do not

Amen

11-01-2017, 12:35 PM

Please, day care in NY/PA is a joke.

$50.00 per day at the absolute lowest.

I pay a $150 a week for just 3 days man...

Amen

11-01-2017, 12:36 PM

Diode - cute bro, got bless.

He's definitely a monster and the costume fits him hahaha dope.
Diablo - same too you man, cute little girl bro. Hope you have begun collecting weapons and building that arsenal lol... Girls are trouble. I grateful having just boys HAHA...

Diode

11-01-2017, 01:31 PM

Man I’m glad we have grandma daycare
I don’t want to pay for it or trust my kid w/people I don’t know
You make enough $ to afford decent daycare, I do not

the $275/week for 5 days of day care is definitely cheaper than the $3-400/wk the 2-3 days of care the nanny was costing.

Diode

11-01-2017, 01:32 PM

Please, day care in NY/PA is a joke.

$50.00 per day at the absolute lowest.

I pay a $150 a week for just 3 days man...

lol your shit is cheaper than here

can't even get a 3 day/wk option under the age of 2. 265-275/wk is the standard.

Amen

11-01-2017, 02:36 PM

lol your shit is cheaper than here

can't even get a 3 day/wk option under the age of 2. 265-275/wk is the standard.

Damn, lol...

Yea, the place I found was the cheapest but didn't choose them because of the money - I choose them because I know the owners and personnel and trust them. Wouldn't trust anyone else. Also they are the only place in a 50 mile radius with an infant program.

Places with infant programs make a killing man... IDK why they wouldn't have one. It's easy money for day cares if you think about it. They can jack up the price for all kinds of reasons.

Diode

11-01-2017, 02:42 PM

Damn, lol...

Yea, the place I found was the cheapest but didn't choose them because of the money - I choose them because I know the owners and personnel and trust them. Wouldn't trust anyone else. Also they are the only place in a 50 mile radius with an infant program.

Places with infant programs make a killing man... IDK why they wouldn't have one. It's easy money for day cares if you think about it. They can jack up the price for all kinds of reasons.

no i'm saying all programs for age under 2 are 5 day/wk. they are making a killing. even if you only need 3 days you still pay for 5.

~RustyGunZ~

11-01-2017, 02:54 PM

Damn bros

My aunt and mother in law watch him if needed

They killin yall out there to neglect yours and 25 other kids

~RustyGunZ~

11-01-2017, 02:54 PM

Damn bros

My aunt and mother in law watch him if needed

They killin yall out there to neglect yours and 25 other kids

dull boy

11-01-2017, 03:03 PM

Mine watches himself. Has since he was 5. If he dies he dies. You can’t bubble wrap these humans. Let them learn to survive.

Inno

11-01-2017, 03:31 PM

Godam 3 years ago I was paying 500 a week.

Fuck Florida yo.

~RustyGunZ~

11-01-2017, 03:34 PM

https://i.imgur.com/gHunIAU.jpg

18 lbs 7 oz at his appointment for a cold 2 weeks ago

His 6 month is next week

He can crawl as of a few days ago but sometimes hinders himslef by sucking his thumb while crawling and he just spins around

Said mama last week and started saying hi to people that come into the room

Witty

11-01-2017, 03:37 PM

My girlfriend works 7am-2pm and I do 3pm-11pm so it works well in terms of not having to pay for childcare, I never see her though.

Which is another benefit.

~RustyGunZ~

11-01-2017, 03:50 PM

Destroyer those costumes are next level

We should all be ashamed

trap

11-01-2017, 03:53 PM

Godam 3 years ago I was paying 500 a week.

Fuck Florida yo.

13 years ago I was paying the same. I don't think childcare was as big of a business as it is now though, so I guess with people flooding the market the prices went down dramatically.

Diode

11-01-2017, 04:10 PM

Damn bros

My aunt and mother in law watch him if needed

They killin yall out there to neglect yours and 25 other kids

SC actually has laws on this shit. at his age it's 5 to 1 MAX. his classroom has 2 "teachers" and 9 kiddos total.

after a certain age they even require degrees to run a classroom. i think 2?

~RustyGunZ~

11-01-2017, 04:14 PM

SC actually has laws on this shit. at his age it's 5 to 1 MAX. his classroom has 2 "teachers" and 9 kiddos total.

after a certain age they even require degrees to run a classroom. i think 2?

That's dope

They either don't have that here or don't follow the laws lol

Inno

11-01-2017, 04:17 PM

sral

11-01-2017, 06:23 PM

lmao childcare is crazy expensive out here, like £720 a month (I forget how many days a week tbh) we don't do it

my wife stays home with my daughter for now, otherwise she would be working full time just for her money to go on childcare

sral

11-01-2017, 06:27 PM

My girlfriend works 7am-2pm and I do 3pm-11pm so it works well in terms of not having to pay for childcare, I never see her though.

Which is another benefit.

lmao that must be tough on you both though and doesn't sound all that great tbh

we've def discussed my wife working some shift pattern where I'd get back from work and she'd be getting ready to leave but that sounds a killer

how do you even get quality time together working like that?

I work a lot of Saturdays and Sundays in my job, often 6/7 days a week, id never see my wife if we went down that route

Amen

11-02-2017, 12:15 PM

They do have that Knuck. My homie needed it to open up her business and she's constantly audited by agencies.

And I see what you mean Diode - thats how it is here as well but I know the owner so I only pay for the days I use them. But other people pay for entire week whether they use it or not.

Diablo

11-02-2017, 12:31 PM

You know if someone told me

Yeah I’ll watch your kid for 100 bucks. I dunno.

Shouldn’t we be glad child care is that expensive? Lol

And word to trap

Yo the same amount with half the things they teach today lol.

lmao yo I feel you on that 100% I don't wanna leave my kid with just anybody, but A WOLFS GOTTA EAT

Diablo

11-02-2017, 12:37 PM

Inno

11-02-2017, 12:41 PM

Diode

11-02-2017, 04:10 PM

Destroyer

11-02-2017, 04:25 PM

Gotta keep those titties large, huh?

Congrats and good luck

Mike Wrecka

11-02-2017, 05:50 PM

https://imgur.com/8OMIax9.jpg
My dude eats cereal and fruits and veggies and some chicken and what not
Formula also maybe three or four bottles a day
Jut started teething so he’s miserable right now

that hard wood floor looks sick stained like that. Very cool

Or is it some interlocking shit?

Amen

11-03-2017, 10:34 AM

The interlocking shit is called laminate flooring lol.

The stain isn't hard to do on actual hard wood flooring, it's just clear coat on top of the actual stain.

Amen

11-03-2017, 10:36 AM

lmao real talk though right quick, my wife's five weeks pregnant with our second child

it's too early to tell family and friends so that's a dadcees secret between us all for now

Lars Jnr in the making

Congrats bro - but you should have spaced them out a little further lol - allow her body to heal up lol... I guess it's pretty awesome that they will be close in age though...

My kids are soon to be 13 in 2 weeks, 8 and 9 months LOL... Way to far apart, and wish they were closer in age TBH.

big baby

11-04-2017, 02:46 AM

Mine watches himself. Has since he was 5. If he dies he dies. You can’t bubble wrap these humans. Let them learn to survive.

r w gonna ignore dis gEM

Diablo

11-04-2017, 01:25 PM

Congrats bro - but you should have spaced them out a little further lol - allow her body to heal up lol... I guess it's pretty awesome that they will be close in age though...

My kids are soon to be 13 in 2 weeks, 8 and 9 months LOL... Way to far apart, and wish they were closer in age TBH.

lmao my wife's older than me bro

time isn't on our side to be trying to space them out like that

it's like you say though, always good to have them closer in age

dull boy

11-04-2017, 01:50 PM

r w gonna ignore dis gEM

The VINTAGE DULLBOY campaign has delegated me to a caricature. It’s this post Ace Ventura/The Mask pre Truman Show Jim Carrey thing where he’s walking down the street being interrupted by college kids yelling for him to say ALRIGHTY THEN kind of thing.

Actually that doesn’t apply at all. Nevermind.

~RustyGunZ~

11-04-2017, 05:51 PM

Stop talking to yourself

Amen

11-05-2017, 09:18 AM

lmao my wife's older than me bro

time isn't on our side to be trying to space them out like that

it's like you say though, always good to have them closer in age

Didn't know she was older. Good for you bro.

Hopefully it's a boy this time, eh?

Or do you not care what gender?

PancakeBrah

11-07-2017, 02:13 PM

Vintag dulboy

Witty

11-07-2017, 07:51 PM

The VINTAGE DULLBOY campaign has delegated me to a caricature. It’s this post Ace Ventura/The Mask pre Truman Show Jim Carrey thing where he’s walking down the street being interrupted by college kids yelling for him to say ALRIGHTY THEN kind of thing.

Actually that doesn’t apply at all. Nevermind.

I don't think you're a caricature.

Witty

11-07-2017, 07:52 PM

Vintag dulboy

I keep telling you to stay and you keep leaving.

~RustyGunZ~

11-07-2017, 08:05 PM

6 month appointment today

96th percentile for height and 89 for weight 0_0

Witty

11-07-2017, 08:07 PM

Is this an American thing where they have like a competition to see whose kids are the best?

We basically just get told "yeah, he's looking good, definitely not dying...good job"

Witty

11-07-2017, 08:15 PM

Also my dude is a year and 3 months and would punch all your kids in the dick.

Apart from Lars because he has a daughter, he wouldn't hit her because he's a gentleman.

PancakeBrah

11-07-2017, 08:33 PM

I keep telling you to stay and you keep leaving.

Here in spirit!

As to the percentile thing, its mostly to make sure the kid is healthy. If theyre inthe extreme lows you can do things to help. Some of it may come across as bragging/competing but for the most part people are just enamored with their kids and want to share just about anything. What else is there to talk about? Taxes? Mezcal?

sral

11-07-2017, 09:48 PM

Is this an American thing where they have like a competition to see whose kids are the best?

We basically just get told "yeah, he's looking good, definitely not dying...good job"

lmao it's just ameribruhs being ameribruhs

then they grow up to become text battlers or president and still think they're the greatest thing since gun laws and independence

Diode

11-07-2017, 10:09 PM

Here in spirit!

As to the percentile thing, its mostly to make sure the kid is healthy. If theyre inthe extreme lows you can do things to help. Some of it may come across as bragging/competing but for the most part people are just enamored with their kids and want to share just about anything. What else is there to talk about? Taxes? Mezcal?

this is the right answer.

Diode

11-07-2017, 10:09 PM

lmao it's just ameribruhs being ameribruhs

then they grow up to become text battlers or president and still think they're the greatest thing since gun laws and independence

this is the wrong answer, but not entirely.

Amen

11-08-2017, 08:40 AM

LOL...

Pancake brah's black girlfriend is pregnant guys.

Amen

11-08-2017, 08:42 AM

6 month appointment today

96th percentile for height and 89 for weight 0_0

What are you feeding him?

Has he began the cereal/rice thing yet?

I just started giving my son those Banana/Strawberry Puffs - he loves them. It's funny watching him chew, tho. It's so knew to him and comical.

None of you have suggested a website I can upload pics man? Photobucket is wack.

sral

11-08-2017, 08:49 AM

lmao my daughter was pretty tiny when she was born, weighed only like 5lbs 6

there were only something like 5% of kids smaller than her? i'm guessing thats the percentile thing you guys are talking about

here its just like a graph with a curve on it and they see if theyre above/below weight on average. it doesnt really mean a great deal imho, it more so just worries the new parents unnecessarily into thinking theyre doing something wrong/something isnt right. it smacks of government legislation and them having to tell you for fear of some compensation claim later on the more i think of it just now, but whatever

Amen just google free image upload bro

PancakeBrah

11-08-2017, 12:04 PM

LOL...

Pancake brah's black girlfriend is pregnant guys.

What did he mean by this?

~RustyGunZ~

11-08-2017, 12:55 PM

Yeah the percentile thing is to make sure they're not to small and that weight and height match somewhat

Having a bigger baby isnt better lol it actually sucks cus we for clothes for seasons ahead if time and none of his winter stuff fits him well

~RustyGunZ~

11-08-2017, 12:56 PM

What are you feeding him?

Has he began the cereal/rice thing yet?

I just started giving my son those Banana/Strawberry Puffs - he loves them. It's funny watching him chew, tho. It's so knew to him and comical.

None of you have suggested a website I can upload pics man? Photobucket is wack.

Getting cereal today

Wife bought some expensive machine to make him fresh organic baby food at home lol but we're gonna try peas or beans next week

sral

11-08-2017, 04:24 PM

lmao my wife bought some crazy food blender type thing months ago

it's been used like twice and is now pretty much just another kitchen ornament gathering dust

Aero

11-08-2017, 05:47 PM

So this is what Netcees is. Good to see you guys mature.

For Battling

11-08-2017, 06:32 PM

What did he mean by this?

Idk

That idiot never shuts up

sral

11-09-2017, 08:04 AM

Didn't know she was older. Good for you bro.

Hopefully it's a boy this time, eh?

Or do you not care what gender?

lmao ideally we'd have one of each, a boy and girl, I think that's the dream for most couples tbh

if that doesn't happen though I wouldn't really care what the gender was as long as its healthy

if its a boy, we may stick with just those two

if this second one is a girl, we'll prob roll the dice a third time to see if we can get a boy...

Amen

11-09-2017, 08:57 AM

Getting cereal today

Wife bought some expensive machine to make him fresh organic baby food at home lol but we're gonna try peas or beans next week

Word. That machine will end up a kitchen ornament man lol...

lmao my wife bought some crazy food blender type thing months ago

it's been used like twice and is now pretty much just another kitchen ornament gathering dust

Facts LOL

lmao ideally we'd have one of each, a boy and girl, I think that's the dream for most couples tbh

if that doesn't happen though I wouldn't really care what the gender was as long as its healthy

if its a boy, we may stick with just those two

if this second one is a girl, we'll prob roll the dice a third time to see if we can get a boy...

What most people whom have either 2 of the same sex do. Maybe you'll be lucky tho. Either way, you are absolutely right - health is the main concern.

My boy just recently had a baby whom the doctors kept telling him would have downs - turns out the baby was born normal. He's trying to go after the doctor for all the stress and heartache that doctor has caused him the last 4 or 5 months... Like he legit had to see a fucking shrink over it and lost his shit over it once he was told the baby would be born with downs man... Fucked up shit... Should he win, he's going to be loaded yo...