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11-06-2017, 08:37 PM
Bragginwrites PTO 100$ Text Tourney Finals: BlackDef vs. The XS vs. Area51
(Posted on 09-18-2007)
Blackdef:
I wuda posted earlier but i was too busy ROFLZ @ those pics
but check it....
The herbin begins, Defs already on the verge of a win
But XS, you can get 100 Bucks..
And they still wont match the amount of fur on ya chin
laughable yes, yet watch me narrate this battle of reps
as little Area and XS walk deep in the shadows of Def
ya average at best, and ya gear also sucks with no style
fucka hat�
Area51 wud need the Government to also �cover up" THOSE brows!
Yur profiled a pathetic loner�Shit�s barley a pity son
When not even the aliens would admit to contacting area 51
And no matter how you crop ya spot�ll still look hobo
Fuck photoshop, you shoulda shopped before you took photos
At least XS aint a nobody, Areas never been in the winners circle
Yur just green with envy, that bitch Nique, and the Ninja Turtles
and you cant pretend them gerbils don�t exist above them eyes
N whoever told u Mr. Potato heads nose looks good on you fuckin lied
I�ll crush ya pride in hip hop, Rap just aint ya cup of tea
Area didn�t wana stick with Pop, so I let his moms get full custody
And as for XS redneck family, Just tell dem hoes it aint workin
woulda fucked ya sister and ya moms but their both the same person
XS looks like an out of work bum plastered with a bastards grin
I�d check for unemployment, but you�d prolly wana cash it in
Lama said fuck dead-lines, so on ya battles the net was sleep
Here I�m using Teckneek�
just to remind you who you took two whole weeks just to beat!
even yur RBL rep was weak, I beat the hottest seen rookie
but didn�t you bump heads with Dough?
that was to early to be maken Halloween cookies
Cause you a ugly fuck, those aint T pain advances at the club
You tell girls �let me buy you a drank�
cuz they drop THEIR glass at first glance at ya mug
And that�s not a mullet, those are chinchilla ear muffs fake admit it
And you shaved ya own mother just to make them bitches
I ousta ya puns, this fat rap slouch is done
Fuck trana write gems XS, and actually go work out in one
.
.
wack muthafucka
Area51:
yo Black.. you put up that shit, 'n I just looked 'n snickered
we both know that wasn't no side shot..
..I just bitch slapped ya 'fore you took the picture
try 'n front with ya chain, but bitch please.. aint shit impressin
cuz you got that economy priced phone to match the 1930s depression
dude your lookin like a senior citizen, so fuck your weak rhymes
cuz that aint no hint of grey on your chin.. it's more like a cheat guide
dont try 'n play it off dude, I see through ya plans
that pic mimics his sex life..
..him alone with a small vibrating machine in his hands
don't front son, this here is somethin I would bet on
you don't do audio bitch..
..you bought that mic stand to rest your huge head on
bitch, I'm gettin the prize here, your wack raps are done
anyone payin top dollar for your shit's skimmin off a stack of ones
XS take a vote? PLEEAAASE. none of ya lines'll be hittin me
only noteworthy quote from him is "kids.. this is what heroin did to me.."
I'll even drive ya to diet, no more fats makin mind numbin deposits
cuz when I put a plate in his face it's gonna have a lisence number on it
duuude. take a shower or SOMETHIN, this visions makin me hurl
seriously, you look as un-kept as ya number when given to girls
your style's wierd as fuck, yo you can't deny now..
that your fucked up in the head when you get a fade on your EYEBROWS
bum ass bitch, can't even get a job or a check for real
he experiances the rat race, 'n catches the loser for his next meal
you fuckin sickly lookin bastard, this shit aint fair to me
cuz when I win I'ma be denyin XS the money to pay for his chemotherapy
I understand why you wear that hat, all those jokes you've withstood..
cuz ya hairline goes so damn far back..
..it remembers when Blackdef was actually good!
so I'ma collect a bill here, you old freaks'll garner death
you collectable?.. well most antiques are I guess
XS should be right at home here though, you 'n your lame style
everyones beggin here..
..me for a challenge, XS 'n Blackdef for votes, Lama for me to get paypal
XS:
Def Black you text wack, don't think those bars are worthy
you could hardly hurt me you retarded dirty Charley Murphy
Def's girl laughs at him now - she ain't callin back..
she took her last picture of him holding something small and black
for heavens sake lets take it back to seventh grade man,
you can buy a cup full of your earrings at my lemonade stand
order in court
- against me? you don't want that war and in short..
you'd need a lot more covers than that door could support
we know you sweet Def, you don't have a man's tendencies
his face is all over mic - bringin back Neverland Ranch memories
drop the mic ill piss all over ya piece a shit dreams
your huge fuckin forehead's square it's at least a sixteen!
on a fashion tip - I had to diss yours
this cat is piss poor - Emo rockin glasses indoors
wasted - even your face is stupid pal
Area uses windshield wipers to shave his unibrow
try to be cautious my rhyming is hot your timing is off bitch
the fuckin size of your optics, lookin like Dwight from The Office
those droopy eyes are proof you claim to hate livin
fuck a joint you just smoked a chain of state prisons
we could box in real life - if punches get thrown
London Bridges fallin won't have shit against the one in ya nose
saw a pic of this fag and I could tell he must be sick
he put together facial hair from Black's belly button lint
trashed and forced to fade him, this fag was born a maiden
his Adam's Apple looks alot more like a California Raisin
I got dirt on Area some well known, some surprising
like how from one to five this chump survives off dumpster diving
A get faded quicker cuz his pasty face is blistered
listenin to the book on tape "how to take the gayest picture"
(Posted on 09-18-2007)
Blackdef:
I wuda posted earlier but i was too busy ROFLZ @ those pics
but check it....
The herbin begins, Defs already on the verge of a win
But XS, you can get 100 Bucks..
And they still wont match the amount of fur on ya chin
laughable yes, yet watch me narrate this battle of reps
as little Area and XS walk deep in the shadows of Def
ya average at best, and ya gear also sucks with no style
fucka hat�
Area51 wud need the Government to also �cover up" THOSE brows!
Yur profiled a pathetic loner�Shit�s barley a pity son
When not even the aliens would admit to contacting area 51
And no matter how you crop ya spot�ll still look hobo
Fuck photoshop, you shoulda shopped before you took photos
At least XS aint a nobody, Areas never been in the winners circle
Yur just green with envy, that bitch Nique, and the Ninja Turtles
and you cant pretend them gerbils don�t exist above them eyes
N whoever told u Mr. Potato heads nose looks good on you fuckin lied
I�ll crush ya pride in hip hop, Rap just aint ya cup of tea
Area didn�t wana stick with Pop, so I let his moms get full custody
And as for XS redneck family, Just tell dem hoes it aint workin
woulda fucked ya sister and ya moms but their both the same person
XS looks like an out of work bum plastered with a bastards grin
I�d check for unemployment, but you�d prolly wana cash it in
Lama said fuck dead-lines, so on ya battles the net was sleep
Here I�m using Teckneek�
just to remind you who you took two whole weeks just to beat!
even yur RBL rep was weak, I beat the hottest seen rookie
but didn�t you bump heads with Dough?
that was to early to be maken Halloween cookies
Cause you a ugly fuck, those aint T pain advances at the club
You tell girls �let me buy you a drank�
cuz they drop THEIR glass at first glance at ya mug
And that�s not a mullet, those are chinchilla ear muffs fake admit it
And you shaved ya own mother just to make them bitches
I ousta ya puns, this fat rap slouch is done
Fuck trana write gems XS, and actually go work out in one
.
.
wack muthafucka
Area51:
yo Black.. you put up that shit, 'n I just looked 'n snickered
we both know that wasn't no side shot..
..I just bitch slapped ya 'fore you took the picture
try 'n front with ya chain, but bitch please.. aint shit impressin
cuz you got that economy priced phone to match the 1930s depression
dude your lookin like a senior citizen, so fuck your weak rhymes
cuz that aint no hint of grey on your chin.. it's more like a cheat guide
dont try 'n play it off dude, I see through ya plans
that pic mimics his sex life..
..him alone with a small vibrating machine in his hands
don't front son, this here is somethin I would bet on
you don't do audio bitch..
..you bought that mic stand to rest your huge head on
bitch, I'm gettin the prize here, your wack raps are done
anyone payin top dollar for your shit's skimmin off a stack of ones
XS take a vote? PLEEAAASE. none of ya lines'll be hittin me
only noteworthy quote from him is "kids.. this is what heroin did to me.."
I'll even drive ya to diet, no more fats makin mind numbin deposits
cuz when I put a plate in his face it's gonna have a lisence number on it
duuude. take a shower or SOMETHIN, this visions makin me hurl
seriously, you look as un-kept as ya number when given to girls
your style's wierd as fuck, yo you can't deny now..
that your fucked up in the head when you get a fade on your EYEBROWS
bum ass bitch, can't even get a job or a check for real
he experiances the rat race, 'n catches the loser for his next meal
you fuckin sickly lookin bastard, this shit aint fair to me
cuz when I win I'ma be denyin XS the money to pay for his chemotherapy
I understand why you wear that hat, all those jokes you've withstood..
cuz ya hairline goes so damn far back..
..it remembers when Blackdef was actually good!
so I'ma collect a bill here, you old freaks'll garner death
you collectable?.. well most antiques are I guess
XS should be right at home here though, you 'n your lame style
everyones beggin here..
..me for a challenge, XS 'n Blackdef for votes, Lama for me to get paypal
XS:
Def Black you text wack, don't think those bars are worthy
you could hardly hurt me you retarded dirty Charley Murphy
Def's girl laughs at him now - she ain't callin back..
she took her last picture of him holding something small and black
for heavens sake lets take it back to seventh grade man,
you can buy a cup full of your earrings at my lemonade stand
order in court
- against me? you don't want that war and in short..
you'd need a lot more covers than that door could support
we know you sweet Def, you don't have a man's tendencies
his face is all over mic - bringin back Neverland Ranch memories
drop the mic ill piss all over ya piece a shit dreams
your huge fuckin forehead's square it's at least a sixteen!
on a fashion tip - I had to diss yours
this cat is piss poor - Emo rockin glasses indoors
wasted - even your face is stupid pal
Area uses windshield wipers to shave his unibrow
try to be cautious my rhyming is hot your timing is off bitch
the fuckin size of your optics, lookin like Dwight from The Office
those droopy eyes are proof you claim to hate livin
fuck a joint you just smoked a chain of state prisons
we could box in real life - if punches get thrown
London Bridges fallin won't have shit against the one in ya nose
saw a pic of this fag and I could tell he must be sick
he put together facial hair from Black's belly button lint
trashed and forced to fade him, this fag was born a maiden
his Adam's Apple looks alot more like a California Raisin
I got dirt on Area some well known, some surprising
like how from one to five this chump survives off dumpster diving
A get faded quicker cuz his pasty face is blistered
listenin to the book on tape "how to take the gayest picture"