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11-15-2017, 12:52 AM
Posted on UPN 2009

UserName



bleh.

fuck it boss, ur Orlando Bloom if he loved the sauce
...and his mother spent her pregnancy huffing truck exhaust
clothes look cheap as fuck, plus ur man's gaggin off dick
feels like im battlin a Wal Mart Summer Fashion Catalaog pic
nice friends, ur livers shot & theyre supplying him rum
but using ur weakness against u is cheaper than buying a gun
ppl will quote-vote like 'ya first 3's wack" but wow, im fine
kung gets it, junkies know u can never just break down a line
u gotta go with the whole thing, and i know what ya flow brings
ur just an obstacle in my path, like doin blow with ur nose ring
i got some advice for those ladies, he'll say its ultra bogus
u wanna see him pick up a check? just tell him butler wrote it
im on the brink of hotness, ur wylin if u think he's got this
lookin like u challenged the Power Rangers to a drinking contest
i think u noticed my charm, im so explosive & focused to harm
u only tie off your hair, cuz its a familiar motion for both of ur arms
ya fucking addict, i cant even say u'd make a worthy death
id bet money everyone in this pic uses the same herpes meds
this faggot is ass, i seen ya limbs and passively laughed
u could shove ya entire arm in ur beer without crackin the glass
the asian chicks tryna avoid u, prolly gives kick ass dome
but one look at ur arms, reminds her of Lee's dick back home
if ur texting, hurry... i know why ur slow, i bet he's worried
in ur pic ur buying a round, but hey, u do that in EVERY tourney



kungfugrip



it's over for Sweats. can someone say murder
this fatass makes lifting a Mic look like the 500 K Hurdles
& he ain't rappin either. he's just making a scene
with the cash mic at KFC like 'that's a 20 piece bucket. extra bacon & cheese'
slob. i ain't scared of ur clout so i'm airin u out
dog, ur face looks like a Grease Fire noone cared enough to put out
speaking of Fire, u must be tired of Health
ur the type of guy a Fire Escape poses more danger to than a Fire itself
& cholesterol must be cloggin the path to your brain
your Blood Vessels gotta plan their escape longer than Andy Dufrasne
homeboy, your fatness is a threat, definately
you about to experience Cardiac Arrest, Trial, Sentencing & Death Penalty
son, ur obesity is a really clear objection
i eat a Balanced diet. urs got a peg leg, alchohol problem & inner ear infection
how'd you make champ? ur pig stomach's obscene
ur already a joke. & a Whopper away from being the Big Pun of the scene
Aloe got his Swoon on, protecting his fortified image
..User gets his swoon on if he don't get 10,000 Calories every 45 minutes
i can't believe it. the fuck are u eating lard
amount of X's on ur shirt tags could signify Undying Love on a greeting card
my goal by 30 is a house, and getting decently paid
his goal by 30 is to not have to rely on other people to bathe
dog hop on a treadmill, i won't tell him later
then maybe people will stop asking God for a favour when u get on their elevator