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Saint
11-19-2017, 08:16 PM
RL Battle Tourney 2005
(Posted on rapleagues June 7th, 2005, 11:26 PM)

Envy:

smoke this pansy. dude's a bitch with flows ain't close to manly.
fuckin' hobo. just retire n' use this thread to stitch up ur broken family.
this whore's lethargic. butt ugly... plus whatever you post is garbage.
and ur nose is so fuckin' crooked it's facing extortion charges.
this dude can't make it happen... my swagger's too great when rappin'.
dirty mick. i'll send ur whole fam packin' like an Irish potatoe famine.
the force? i'm harnessing it... my flows will tarnish your scripts.
only way u'll uproot a top seed is if u take up gardening, bitch.
dude knows i'm sure to reign. voters agree, E's got the purest game.
i've always been ur dawg; that's why ur family tree's got urine stains.
ur lover is swell... good, that skank can get bludgeoned to hell.
yea she takes the cake; but her fat ass swallowed the oven as well.
get smacked for talkin' bigger... i'll slit ur throat for squalkin', wigger...
son, ur so-called 'talent' left u for good even before ur father-figure.
everyone's detestin' ur verse... scrawny faggot needs a lesson in girth.
next time u rock a RUN DMC shirt, make sure u put a chest in it first.
it's no issue. a pasty white complexion makes it easier to diss you.
cuz fuck a tanning salon, cracka!... you need a meteor to hit you...!
it's the sick truth... pulse, can't grasp the skills i'm hittin' him with...
i've been talkin' circles around honkies since i applied for citizenship.

Pulse:

I can’t believe this thread, who put Envy up against a seasoned vet?
in grade nine your hair looked like the underside of my penis head
I’ll leave him dead, this Korean Kid’ll get rocked in the grand finale
shit, Pulse throws more fists up than Black Panther rallies
this pawn’s through, got it in the bag, no need to respond, dude
cuz the voters callin me ‘HERO!’ like sayin hi to your mom-dukes
I bomb fools, Gaby was a troll, dude, I’m proud ya dumped her
or at least took her back to the bridge you found her under
went from poundin blubber, now your new chick’s bulimic, bro
and if you ever ate that pussy, you’d floss your teeth with the ho
I mean it, homes… I’m king shit, won’t break a sweat when I bring it
hell, I put less effort in this than your parents did tryna learn English
I’m spillin your blood, faggot, watch me put the fist to your mug
if this homo ever pulled a punch, it’d be to pull me in for a hug
this kid’s a disgrace, c’mon, at Grad, Brian straight spit in your face
I’ll beat you hands down, the way you leave your fists at your waist
you’re an embarrassment, pity made you the second head of Cerebus
c’mon Jason, you know you give enough head for the pair of us
shit is perilous… it was a swell match, too late for help, jack
so drop the books, cuz I know 5 cats who know where the L Sat…..