Alvin Karpis vs Barcotic - Barcotic wins

[Orc]

Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition


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Alvin Karpis Barcotic

[Alvin Karpis]

12?

[Barcotic]

cool

[Barcotic]

lol @ those accomps

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin
u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u
go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug
oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those
i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football
face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin

12.

[Alvin Karpis]

Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat
We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide
Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you
I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen
I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?
Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you

[Schadenfreude]

Barc u're simultaneously creative & corny asf lol. Let Me explain - most of the time, your wordplay is highly effective, but it's not always natural. By that I mean, the greatest wordplay can be said out loud & still work. A good portion of your wordplay reads awkward & is even worse if I recite it out loud. Just an observation, that you obv dgaf about, cuz many ppl have already told you that. Anyway, you still won cuz Karp is rustier than Genocide's car. The concepts were there yet very underdeveloped, but like I said, I assume that's due to rust..VOTE BARCOTIC.

[Habitat]

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin
-this was fire
u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u
-doesn't work
go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug
-ehh this is ok
oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those
-this is decent
i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football
-lol aight
face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin
-didn't like this

vs

Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat
-tellin us u suck in ur first line doesn't set the stage the right way. thought highly decorated had potential as a concept but the execution was very light so i can't give this one to you
We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide
-eh seems like a diss towards genocide more than bar
Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you
-decent
I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen
-this is good
I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?
-feel like u could be using ur first line to tie everything together better. this was decent though
Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you
-did not like this

Barcotic got this with a more polished verse. Alvin had namaste which was his best bar and a couple ok bars. barcotic had lotb with karp dm, thought that shit was dope. he had a couple other hits too. Karp just needs to shake the rust off.

v. bar

[Saint]

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin
played idea a tad...but solid wording
u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u
not a fan of these, tbh
go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug
eh ok
oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those
Cool wordplay, so so as a punch..
i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football
see above, but maybe, not bad
face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin
Seen a GPS line before..

Alvin - like the namaste and forbattling play..
some others weren't too developed or lacked in simplicity..
Decent enough showing..

v barc

[WRATH]

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin
Okay

u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u
Pfft idk if it works or not

go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug
Sure

oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those
Okay

i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football
Okay

face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin
Okay


Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat
Lol
We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide
Okay
Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you
Okay
I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen
Nom must stay... sure i guess
I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?
I liked it
Funniest human to live? nah but half is truefat wife
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you
Nah


V - bar
Thought bars wordplay was too complex for such lackluster execution. Ak had some funny lines but bar is consistant

[Moe Jetts]

I liked sleep number and namaste vs carpe diem

Got Alvin winning.

Nice little battle though.

[Captain Neckbeard]

lol @ those accomps

I kno this loser not clowning some1 for their accomps and spend extensive time repping himself on alias accounts and bargaining with mods to have his hof achievement added to the rare account of his that didn't get the name changed to some fagot shit for acting like a bitch in the league lol

I kno he not

anywho...

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin

oh this name play isn't played cuz karp aint battled in 5 yrs ok

doesn't work both ways even if it wasn't played out. how they sending karp the dm and telling YOU to seize the day. then the question begs to be asked why bitches dming u seize the day in the first place....like that's even realistic at all in any facet of life....but I digress

u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u

is tthat nigga now>>?? LMAO lord I hope so..im gone...or nigga knew....hopefully something with nigga in it

go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug

would/wood flip incredible (self jab wasn't funny)

oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those

which valve on the car should he be validating his manhood by being able to perform this task? any? is this even a diss? I CLAP IRON BUT U CANT EVEN MAINTENCE YOUR CAR/////uhh k


i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football

whats a Canadian football? this is fine I guess

face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin

cuz he got a long face? whats this got to do w his appauling jersey selections u referred in the set up? ps? u writing this fagot a letter?



12.




Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat

this was awful and played the first time u used it in nbl season 2

We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide

LOL ok ok I dig this

Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you

eh wording off to me on this slightly

I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen

dope

I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?

LMAO ayy the joke site joke stealer is BACK (this was good)

Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you

meh I get the reference...the wording on the punch made this soft to me tho...no emphasis






sleep number really the only bar id say was FIRE. the rest was whatever from either side with karps misses being slightly better than bars

v karp

[DMVsToneB]

Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat
ok
We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide
nah bro
Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you
corny imo lol
I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen
nah bro
I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?
lmao well worded, low-key clever and funny
Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you
not a bad closer

lol @ those accomps

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin
cool cool
u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u
meh
go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug
not bad
oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those
wordplay a bit forced .. not sure i would consider a diss either tho
i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football
decent concept, not feeling the execution tho
face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin
never seen a pic of alvin but either way, GPS flips are kinda played bro

12.

Alvin had the bar of the battle w/ the sleep number but Barcotic far more consistent.

Gonna edge this to Barcotic

[Inno]

lol @ those accomps

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin

Nice opener

u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u

That wordplay is awkward at best.
go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug

This was a lot smoother

oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those

Lol

i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a Canadian football

Not feeling this one
face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin

Nice closer could used more sting but the wordplay was coo

12.

Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat

Not feeling this opener

We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide

Lol yes. Dope line

Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you

First half was nice, punch was ok

I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen

Prolly you best line

I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?

Lol this was dope

Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you

Ok closer

So I got Karp in this one. Although his rust def showed he came a bit more sting. It’s carpe dm verse sleep number lines for me and I got KARP edging it out. Nice battle

[Victor.]

Karpis

[Orc]

Karpis

pls elaborate mate

[BROKE LESNAR]

lol @ those accomps

im tweeting dames while he's seeking fame in classics
last bitch to send Karp A DM was tellin me to seize the day in latin

dope

u talk shit like a mf. yet there's been what, a dozen sweeps dude?
everyone retired Ngannou it only ever took me 1 uppercut to sleep u

nice

go ahead and make this personal, the mob would love that bud
so what i shape hedges for a living, not even a Dogwood touch that mug

tight

oh u married?! goin from straight bucket to LATE husband tho...
n what kinda legacy did u Carve,Alv if u cant even change one of those

awesome

i beat u least 7x. u can keep spending ur days claiming u stood tall
til everything u Argos down the drain & i use ur head as a canadian football

dope

face it, ur still wearing shirts thatr double ur size n stating ur fibs
but ur not a G.. PS: ur sweat needs one just to find its way to ur chin

lmao

12.




Rusty as fuck trust me I suck but Karps back
Your idea of being highly decorated was getting that fruity shark tat

nah

We all hate you, you’re a rapmusic douche w/ endless pride
The only dude who cares if this dick gets bigger is genocide

nah

Sign in, cry over battles, sign out and you know that shits true
You’ll do anything For battling....even bought that gold grill so he won’t vote against you

nah

I’m trying to stay calm shit even yoga couldn’t better things
How were you nominated to hall of fame? that namaste the worse we ever seen

nah

I pull dimes you’d pay some euros, I’m a stay your hero
Why cop a sleep number bed when the amount of bitches you slay is zero?

nice

Funniest human to live? nah but half is true
If being an overzealous canadian faggot is a norm... then uh oh just laughed at you

nah

This was a clear body. Karp got wrecked

v-Bar