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Orc
12-05-2017, 12:06 PM
HIT THE VID FOR SOME FIRE!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEpscegxn4U

RAMBLINGS OF THE BOY

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What uppp, dudes!!! What a fucking start, right? Nobody expected those sign ups. Well... I did. It's that easy. Anyway, not a PACT statement from the boy here but just a few thoughts to start the week off right. Maybe light a little fire under some people.

So... well done. You've signed in. That's the first part. The hard part, really. The rest is natural. Maybe you've been ghosting for quite some time now, hiding and reading terrible discussion board threads. Watching Genocide post 5 threads a day with no replies. Thinking to yourself ''why the fuck did I ever post there?''

Let me tell you why.

You were fucking GOOD at something, man. Shit, maybe even great. That's for the people to decide. But bro, the thing is... the people forget. They forget quickly. That fire verse you dropped in the Summer Classic 2014? Nobody remembers it. That league you champed that time? Please. It was way harder to champ back in the day. Competition was wayyy tougher.

Newsflash: every generation says that.

The thing is, it wasn't. It's always been this way. People yearn for the past but don't live in the fucking present. My advice to you guys is this: don't overthink it. Don't get caught up in the shit. We're grown ass men. Show up and show out. Get the bars off and get them off early. Vote. People enjoy feedback, that's why they write. Comments. Views. Love. Hate. Whatever. Activity is key.

But shit, maybe you weren't considered a ''great''. That's whatever. Who gives a fuck. You can drop some shit, right? You can craft bars that YOU fuck with. That's what's important. If you put the time in you'll improve. If you improve... you'll be good. If you're good you can be great. It takes one fire verse for opinions to change. Believe me. I'm testament to that.


Anyway, I've said my piece. Say yours this week.



THROWBACK READS



Lefty vs. Beyond

Lefty

as soon as day's breaking, he’s pacing and stays hatin
fuck vacation this face scraping’ll make Chile look like safe haven
i’m cake chasin and clip thugs. fists that’ll split mugs
any punches Be list look more like the cast of Celebrity Fit Club
you started at Nobody’s Smiling?! wow, dude musta been smitten
sorry it died
but you’ve tried keeping it living with every punch that you’ve written
played lines is a given. read your no show verse, quit rap. a quick fact…
no matter how you dressed up that cum line, it STILL looked straight off the thrift rack
fucking kid’s whack. I haven’t lost and don’t have that event planned
it aint in the bag. those are your net fans dressing like Nets fans
don’t test Left’s hands, I REALLY had a pops in the joint
reading Beyond verses shows you’re pussy if it got to that point
and first round opponents? you still got failing scores
a fucking whole team of FlowD0cs had no shot fixing whats ailing yours
i could give a fuck where you live, i’m known for hoarding guns
i’m in the east, Bey...but your catalogue isn’t something we’d order from
for you it’s more than fun. its young boys you’d die to caress in bunks
i should tank. then it’d be Alien vs. a Predator dateline’s been tryna catch for months
you’ll be stretched in trunks. fucking LOLLLL @ your NBL record, whore
Guns clipped you AND you got hit with the Tsunami hawaii was checking for
dohpe is who im reppin for. check brackets, you werent predicted to merk
I’m rippin this jerk. It’s March, Madness should’ve written his verse
lifting his skirt. fuck your disease, I’ll blind side you with metaphors
baretta’s, 4’s….when I aim the glaucoma’s really what youre headed for
i settle scores, and there’s no way you’ll whoop marcus ass
you literally cant see me, I’d fight you just for the handicapped parking pass
your bars is trash. got no crew, start knockin on veteran’s doors
you need to Snatch lines, both he and his roommate’s are better than yours
getting severed for sure, somebody put a frozen steak on his eye
i’m afraid for this guy. even the Beyond/Lefty matchup’s based on a lie

VS


Beyond

Fact: you suck. I’m making you pay ‘cause you can’t back it up.
And I’d make sure the check is good, but ^that shit was wack as fuck.
Crybaby bitch, don’t try saying shit or defend your groupies.
Most shit sways in the wind, you sway when you get wind of losing.
Senseless newbie. Alvin ain’t even shit, you’ll never be a boss again.
I mean c’mon.. at least when I beat ‘em, not EVERYONE said I lost to him.
Murder you like Costigan, I’m off the hinge and tough as The Miz.
And just an fyi, Beyonce’ lines are played in whips enough as it is.
I’m all for honoring those that passed, ‘specially who caught the lead.
And Left 4 dead 2, is the only way his game’ll get ‘em a shot at head.
Those predictions are gay as fuck, you’re no Rick James with bitches.
Faggot, the only reason you got Morris ‘cause your dick game is vicious.
My key’s divine. Yours last round was trash, no need to lie.
I swear.. if Left wing’s it, Obama’s approval ratings are at a steep decline.
Read the lines. And realize, chum. That your girl is a real wide cunt.
Your bitch is a whale of a woman who even I wouldn’t fuck Tillikum.
Your punches are hoeish, plus you’re wack and "sort’ve" rap.
Each one of yours just Peppers, mine fucking sack the Quarterback.
Guess swag and flow is "in" now. Damn, text got simple quick.
You won the title, but who the fuck wouldn’t against a Defcon nipple slip.
Get wrecked, ya’ little bitch. It’s time I expose the fronting.
If you’re in DOHpe, the name fits since they must be smoking something.
This dude is a bitch, you got beat last round and I’ma do it again.
With my drive, Leftover from the get-go like fastfood in the fridge.
I’m A-list in this tourney — your seed is laughable, newb.
You got a stronger tie to C than your battle against Gaffle could prove.
I’m baffled by you. Thinking you could beat a legend, kid.
When all that goes to show is that you’d have a loss if Resin did.
Bet I’ll win. Cried ‘cause your Legacy punchline was so newbie-esque.
Mad only people ride-in that Subaru flip are stunt drivers on movie sets.


Lefty wins


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Cronus vs Blue Bayou


Cronus

oh I drew u? easy, u couldn't beat me with ur dopest bars
for me this is a Halladay, and ur up to bat with a 2 inch twig n broken arms
I'm throwin hard, Bay ain't lastin, I'm about to smash him
u'll see a Bluetooth hit the ground so fast, wireless devices'll go outta fashion
muhfucka I'm royalty, so how the fuck u gonna toy with me?
everyone knows I raise the roof. ur bitch ass can't even raise the toilet seat
n don't act like this is gonna be a fair fight, I'm no fool kid
anything Ferrell be thrown out when u drop ur horribly played Old School shit
only gettin by because ur strokin dudes, u know it's true
I'd turn a blind eye to ur weak shit, but Beyond already does it in every vote for u
sucking eachother off, gunning for the top but really u fell
fuck what 'BB guns' for, he's better off buying a real one n killing himself
first Oneduh, then Deon. Nika would leave u mauled too
how's he the Mace of netcees? bitch ur the one spraying it when he assaults u
all u ever drop is queer lines, I'm just keepin it real guy
ur verses get so many Stern reviews, it's no wonder Howard's career died
chicks've never liked u, even when they're loose n sleezy
if anyone has a Blue Crush, it's homosexual faggots who watch the movie weekly
n u think anyone feels sorry for u? well that's absurd sir
the only emotion dudes show for u is tatted on their cheeks after murder

vs

Blue Bayou

i fuck with sexy bitches.. you know, me i'm a don
u fuck bland bitches with glaucoma.. you know, female beyond's
its a generic mix and personal hits when i bring words to foes
i come with a balanced attack, urs looks in the middle stages of Vertigo
c'mon Lama, i wanted someone doper i could beat on the chin
this kids been smashed 2 fight nights in a row.. i won the last 3 i was in
Cal wants me in Clash, so i asked who was in and then laughed at dude..
he was like "Cronus, you know.. the guy u just blasted & lost to half ya crew!"
Lefty ripped you, so quit rhymin. say ur dead & retire
any line u formal look as stupid as him dancing in his wedding attire
i'm coastin fa'real.. too crazy there's no hope that i'll yield
cuz i'll do more then Scarecrow once i nail em to a post in a field
& when it comes to bars, ur nothin but a peon twirp..
u couldnt drop a dohpe One with Hen's & Cal's help and a Deon verse
i don't care if ur a clash alias and are maskin the shit..
ur so desperate to be Alien u messaged dude from District 9 askin for tips
it's sad, i'm dick deep in ya moms hittin with malice fool..
but when u fuck u end up nearly as shallow as Clash's talent pool
u aint a beast Kraken bones, ur a nerdy bitch..
only guy to ever call 'C Monster' is Zues when he tried killin Perseus

Blue Bayou wins


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Predictions by Zelph aka For Battling

Zelph asked can he drop a prediction video and I obliged. I won't refuse anybody who's tryna help the league grow and prosper. Plus I can't take that man serious and laughed throughout the whole video. I swear at one point this guy has a mini panic attack. Click the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv__Z93OkUk&feature=youtu.be

Hahaha, you caught that panic attack, right? What the fuck was that.


Anyway, this was just some shit to drum up a bit of motivation. Get the bars off, men!!! Also -- spread the damn word. I know you frequent other sites. Everywhere improves once the NBL improves. That's a fact.

#ORCOUT




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Amen
12-05-2017, 12:50 PM
Does this nigga have a 5'oclock shadow AROUND the scar under his nose?

Swerve
12-05-2017, 12:59 PM
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Kill Spree
12-05-2017, 01:17 PM
Dope

Inno
12-05-2017, 01:20 PM
Lmao good shit For Battling and dope mag Orc

Captain Neckbeard
12-05-2017, 01:22 PM
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lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Captain Neckbeard
12-05-2017, 01:23 PM
open statements from orc were gospel. gone at zelph. I support this movement.

Captain Neckbeard
12-05-2017, 01:25 PM
"next we got RAKWEEM"

rakweem

requiem

RAKWEEM

smh

For Battling
12-05-2017, 01:38 PM
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Lol I’m gone

For Battling
12-05-2017, 01:39 PM
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Lol I’m gone

Dope mag


No hate to anyone, just talkin that steez

Orc
12-05-2017, 02:26 PM
hahahaha Swerve
For Battling you're a funny man, more banter and less trolls is the way forward

Unfukwitable
12-05-2017, 02:35 PM
Sup pimps

Aero
12-05-2017, 03:11 PM
LMAOOOO @forbattling

Good predictions. Like how you skipped Allen Knight. I also liked that you disagree with ill nika's parenting lolol. As for saying anyone can beat Aero I'll accept that. I've been slacking however I'd never let you beat me. Shirt was cringeworthy.

Orc great intro. Somewhat inspiring.


Let's see some BARS!

Diablo
12-05-2017, 05:47 PM
WAY GONE @ contraception methods though

King
12-05-2017, 05:49 PM
Good shit.

Allen Knight
12-05-2017, 06:16 PM
Dope mag.

For Battling
12-05-2017, 09:59 PM
LMAOOOO @forbattling

Good predictions. Like how you skipped Allen Knight. I also liked that you disagree with ill nika's parenting lolol. As for saying anyone can beat Aero I'll accept that. I've been slacking however I'd never let you beat me. Shirt was cringeworthy.

Orc great intro. Somewhat inspiring.


Let's see some BARS!

Nooo. I legit didn’t meant to exclude Allen & inno, my bad on that forreal. I had got distracted or something idk must have been but my bad ima make it up to you Innovator I’ll treat you to bbq & Allen Knight I’ll think of something

DMVsToneB
12-06-2017, 12:02 AM
Lol Decent at audio? xD haha I see it's been a minute