Destroyer vs Swerve - DES WINS

[Orc]

Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16.
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

Destroyer Swerve

[Swerve]

Hi friend. 10?

[Destroyer]

Works for me, jergens

[Swerve]

Probably gonna need that ext. homeslice

[Destroyer]

Cool

[Destroyer]

Have to go see Star Wars so....quick key (no knuck)

u ain’t shit. so, like ur girl, watch me fuck u steady
des will Flex on swerve like AH HA word to Kung-Fu Kenny
Yous a bum anyways, lotioned up for that smooth glow
hard to believe this faggot is Canadian... it’s Trudeau.
swerve good people tho.... even if his bars mangled & old school
He still got zelph giving him lip service in the mag... I thought I told u...
It’s sad shit, the way this dude is a faggot
u stay with them girls droppin u hard behind ur back... that’s a bag’s lift
& that’s a zelph line, I don’t give a fuck. Cuz u ain’t got stunner flows
swhy every time u handle bars, they look like ^^^^^he tried to grow one of those

[Swerve]

My bad, I had a work party Friday and Star Wars Thursday....had one line done...quick key

That shot was multi-tiered
There was like 4 things happening in that shit

Bruh, I read that verse, don't listen to these pawns,
4 things were happening in that shit...eyerolls, boredom, naps and yawns.
Peep the mag, Orc got me winning among whores and beers,
He even said I got my tail up...and now yours ends here.
Your wife? I dicked her down, had her moaning in shouts,
Spare the rod, you spoil the child...I'm just trying to help your new family out.
Lucky you're married cause you couldn't get nookie player,
Girls throw up the X to mock Des more often than Cowboys haters.
Facts is facts, you were hoping for the no-show is what you said guy,
So the only way you had a Rey of hope was because I went to watch the Last Jedi.

[Destroyer]

You’re good, bro

[Lenox]

Destroyer: True doe, lmfaoo. Bags lift was ok.

Vs

Swerv: new family, closer

Overall: this was decent for it being basically a key battle

Vote: edging to des tho

[Hush]

Have to go see Star Wars so....quick key (no knuck)

u ain’t shit. so, like ur girl, watch me fuck u steady
des will Flex on swerve like AH HA word to Kung-Fu Kenny
...ehh
Yous a bum anyways, lotioned up for that smooth glow
hard to believe this faggot is Canadian... it’s Trudeau.
...ok
swerve good people tho.... even if his bars mangled & old school
He still got zelph giving him lip service in the mag... I thought I told u...
..nah
It’s sad shit, the way this dude is a faggot
u stay with them girls droppin u hard behind ur back... that’s a bag’s lift
..ok
& that’s a zelph line, I don’t give a fuck. Cuz u ain’t got stunner flows
swhy every time u handle bars, they look like ^^^^^he tried to grow one of those
..,noooooo



My bad, I had a work party Friday and Star Wars Thursday....had one line done...quick key



Bruh, I read that verse, don't listen to these pawns,
4 things were happening in that shit...eyerolls, boredom, naps and yawns.
....no
Peep the mag, Orc got me winning among whores and beers,
He even said I got my tail up...and now yours ends here.
...ehhh
Your wife? I dicked her down, had her moaning in shouts,
Spare the rod, you spoil the child...I'm just trying to help your new family out.
..ok
Lucky you're married cause you couldn't get nookie player,
Girls throw up the X to mock Des more often than Cowboys haters.
...ok
Facts is facts, you were hoping for the no-show is what you said guy,
So the only way you had a Rey of hope was because I went to watch the Last Jedi.
...lol no


Not a good battle
Des barely

[Habitat]

Can't stand it when ppl say they keyed. Like you didn't have time to write on the days you weren't seeing Star Wars lol foh

Des: Bags lift

Swerve: 4 things

Going with swerve. I thought he had the better misses

V/ swerve

[Barcotic]

i used trudeau a few x, freestyling drunk but iunno if its been used on forums yet so

des had
trudeau

swerve had
4 things

weak
going w/ des cuz lip service had potential
v/Destroyer

[Saint]

I have swerves 2 best as 4 things flip and cowboys. Des two best imo were trudeau and lip service.
Both missed.

this a coinflip, guess i have des edging

[Kill Spree]

Des had bags lift. Only bar I liked. Plus the set ups in his first two bars were gay


Swerve- 4 things.. tail up was meh and fam help.


Swerve takes this. Better misses

[Aero]

Des - Trudeau made me smirk but not a good bar... the rest wasn't feeling... handle bars was almost decent


Swerve - cowboys line cool, 4 things had promise but just ok, rest not feeling.


Mvgt: Swerve

[Orc]

need votes asap to get next week up

have to win by 2

[For Battling]

Swerve: cowboys.

Vs

D3s: Bags lift & tradeau


Vote des for 1 better line, it was close af