Destroyer vs Cred - CRED WINS

[Orc]

Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

[Destroyer]

Yep 10 gun bars should do it

[Cred]

You know how I do.


Cashhh.

[Cred]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em
All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread
Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life
Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin

[Destroyer]

Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria
leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”
Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear
Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face
come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried

[Habitat]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em
nice
All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread
lol diggin this
Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life
tough
Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin
wasnt feelin this one so much

vs

Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria
not feelin this
leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”
lmfao the imagery here i find hilarious. this was nice though
Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear
interesting, i thought this was good
Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face
not sure who chi guy is but im assuming he has three holes in his face lol. with that being said i thought this was decent.

Des you went over the 8 that cred originally dropped so i wont be using your last bar. Cred never agreed to ten just said u know how i do which apparently he was wrong about

I thought this was a dope battle especially considering its 8 lines a piece.

I basically have 3 quotables a piece but i thought cred hit a little harder so im gonna give my vote to him. Cool battle though

v/Cred

[Hawk]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em

^^^ This had a dope flow to it. But the punch fell kind of short to me. You mean the gun will lift the baby off the ground? You shooting him/her from the prone position? If you tied in something else to lifting the baby it would have been dope. Otherwise I can only imagine you throwing a child in the air and not catching them. Which is fucked up, but not really as brutal as the rest of the bar.

All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread

^^^ Nasty. Just saw that thread earlier so it landed well.

Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life

^^^ 3rd Lenox face tat bar I've read this week. But this one is probably the best executed. The set-up could have been a bit more creative but the punch def landed. Dope.

Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin

^^^ I liked this a lot. Granted I wish pin was a bit more connected to the rest of the gun reference but I think it still landed well.



Even though your lines aren't incredibly short, your writing style has a very fast-paced feel to it. Makes everything seem more erratic which works in your favor. Nothing I didn't like, couple things I really liked. I wish you wrote one more bar, since Des said he was dropping 10.

Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria

^^^ This was a well crafted punch from beginning to end. I like how you even said a ship short because you didn't squeeze Pinta into the line haha. Good shit.

leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”

^^^ Dying. The set-up isn't even special and it still got me kind of hyped. It was just quick and had a dope cadence to it. Punch was fire

Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear

^^^ God damn.

Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face

^^^ First time your set-up wasn't fantastic. I can kind of twist it into being related, but the rest of them were pretty flawless. None the less the Chi guy/Shy Guy 3 holes punch was absolute fire.

come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried

^^^ Mmmm. Pretty solid closer



I fucked with this verse a lot. Some of my favorite punches I've read so far and you have a really cool writing style. Set-ups were {pretty much} all very well done too.


This is probably the closest battle I've read so far. Both of you know what you're doing and have your own styles that I liked a lot. But Destroyer came out swinging hard and pulled this one out.

Vote - Destroyer







***Edit***


I saw in the chat the Destroyer said to remove his last bar to make them even. I'm not sure what to do since I already took that bar into account while voting. Orc or any other mod, insight appreciated.

[Lenox]

Cred: relinquish souls was fire, lol 1 cross was fuego. Undertaker was okay.

Vs

Des: lol Columbus was pretty damn creative, nice. Stuffed bear was coo. 3 holes was cool.

Overall: best 8 bar battle of all time confirmed. But eh, this was surprisingly close. Ima take cred just cuz his first 2 bars alone. Dope battle

Vote: cred

[Cool]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em

dope

All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread

cool

Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life

nah

Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin

fire




Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria

nah

leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”

nah

Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear

fire

Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face

nah

come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried

nah

clear distinction

cred was in his bag

destroyer was okay

v-cred

[Saint]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em
-coo opener lol
All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread
-good reference
Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life
-not the strongest Lenox flip this week....still ok
Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin
Liked it....swear I've seen it b4 tho



Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria
-cool, ship etc reference
leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”
-smh @ lipsey hustle....ok
Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear
-nice
Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face
-know it, execution wasn't the best, chi guy feels done.
come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried
-nah here


Cool battle, but cred got it on consistency.
Clown line from des dope..

vote cred

[Barcotic]

um
destro still has an extra bar

will edit w/ vote

doesn't matter
i got

lenox treatment
undertaker pin
vs
giant stuffed bear LOTB

v/cred

[Alvin Karpis]

Clowns mouth was fuckin fire lol
not a bad verse Des almost had it but the opener and closer fell flat
Cred got it with consistency

[Profit]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em

Dope

All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread

Ok

Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life

Cool

Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin

Niiice!


Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria

Ok

leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”

Lmao


Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear

Dope!

Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face

Ehh

come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried

Ehh

Cool match up.. both had a couple solid hits but des finished off bad n cred was pretty consistent so he takes this..vote cred

[Unfukwitable]

Playin with ya kid
Mill in ya face thread bar
Undertaker closer

Vs

I thought I told you
Shoot a clown is his mouth LOTB

Got Cred felt like one solid bar couldve pushed Des to the W here that shoot a clown in the mouth was pure flames

[For Battling]

This chopper relinquish souls, n ur fam ‘ll be my latest victims
Gun in ur wifes mouth.. then put ur baby in the air like I’m playin wit em
nice
All shots hittin ur head. I go huntin wit the 9 wen I’m grippin the lead
Catch you n put the mil in ur face.. shout out Diodes positivity thread
decent, coulda been finished better
Des made to fight!? I gotta uppercut that’ll havem say gud night
Or givem that Lenox treatment.. 1 Cross ‘ll fuck up his face for life
ha, good
Slugs aimin at ur chin, or pumps to ur torso like u trainin at the gym
Two arms to ur chest ‘ll lay u down bitch! I’m Undertaker wit the pin
nice

Vs


Might be a ship short, but call me Columbus when I come see ya
Cuz when des pulls up with that Nina, u cry out for Santa Maria
ok
leave u full of holes dude. I’m not just old, bitch I’m old school
Cred’ll be shirtless w/his chest all covered in meat juice like “I thought I told u...”
lol good
Step right up. ain’t no games when the lead starts to cut air
but des’ll aim at this clown’s mouth & won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear
dope
Gun bar king? Nah, more like total disgrace
U from Chi guy? Then it’s apropos that I leave u w/three holes in ya face
wasnt feeling this
come with everything u can hold, cuz it ends w/ u buried
Fuck my wife...
when this kid dies, he’s gonna be the one who miscarried
decent

Well if it’s gonne be left as 8 vs 10 I think des wins it...

So

Vote destroyer