Swerve vs Barcotic - BAR WINS

[Orc]

Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition


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Swerve Barcotic

[Swerve]

10

[Barcotic]

12 or 16 works for me

[Barcotic]

aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer
ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna
it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire
if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here
then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club
wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag
go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here
ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

NO ext

[Swerve]

I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?
You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.
You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?
Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.
The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.
Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.
You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.
I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

[WRATH]

aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer

Ooh shit here we go

ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna

Sis...silly?

it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire

Eh

if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here

Heater

then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club

Loool

wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag

Good enough

go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here

Not a fan of the wording but solid

ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

Solid

NO ext


I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?

Batter up

You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.fat wife

Good enough

You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?

... is his name cot?

Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.

Not bad

The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.

Okay

Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.fat wife

Between what numbers?

You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.

Theres a accent that makes this not rhyme to me.

I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

Okay


V cro

Bleak had me excited for this battle. It was cool but i came in ready for a lot more violence.

[Habitat]

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer
i had an 0-4 concept used against me the other week, this was better.
ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna
sis'll leave you / sicily view this is dope
it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire
wouldn't be a barcotic verse without a wrestling bar lol this was pretty good
if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here
this was dope to me
then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club
ehh
wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag
patch or ready. pat your ready. this is weird one because normally people will say pat are you ready or even pat, you ready? wasn't all that big of a fan of the punch anyway so im gonna pass on thsi one
go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here
reach. patch er doesn't sound like pat your at all
ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid
light

vs

I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?
not diggin this
You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.
this was good
You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?
not feelin this one
Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.
lol alright
The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.
has barc been caught biting? thought this was a decent personal if so
Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.
not feelin this
You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.
not a fan of this
I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.
ok cool

I pretty much have it 4-4 in quotables but barcotic had some yeesh punches. sicily view was fire. gepetto too

v/ Barcotic

[Saint]

I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?
-eh I mean its a statement, even as a personal its bland imo
You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.
-this cool....decent hit.
You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?
-same as first....its a cool angle though.
Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.
-this aight.
The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.
-biting personal, and wording was a bit off here imo
Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.
-like the concept, but didn't connect.
You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.
-hmm, eh k
I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.
alright ender.



ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer
-seen these, ok flip.....feels old
ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna
-lol I hate these wps I mean they're clever but it sacrifices a coherent line, this is RB shit. Its creative tho.
it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire
-this cool.
if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here
-decent pinnochio flip.
then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club
- kinda funny.
wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag
-eh wording here softened it.
go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here
-lazy execution, cool concept.
ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid
-blah to me


I have barcotic here a few more landed..

vote- barcotic.

[Lenox]

Bar: 0-4 was decent, mount etna was dope. Chris Benoit concept dated but this was dope.

Vs

Swerve: opener was a statement but still hit, antique was okay, closer was aig too

Overall: cool battle yo. Bar redeemed himself for sure, still wanna see him go harder tho. Swerve dropped good but not enough.

V/barf

[Captain Neckbeard]

aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer

light

ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna

u fuckin suck at wordplay im sick of this an wtf at the set up

it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire

concept dope wording sucked (was good overall)

if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here

played

then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club

corny/not funny

wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag

smh (I got it...pat u ready but cmon)

go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here

why do u do this enuff wordplays like im literally annoyed and was gonna vote on all the battles and legit don't even feel like reading swerves verse at this point (this was good tho)

ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

they were ribs, this isn't clever and its too simple even if they were

NO ext



I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?

eh Im damn positive no1 else writing them awful wordplays aboot obscure Canadian hockey players (this is an ok bar tho)

You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.

going to not vote on battles with wordplay anymore I swear.

You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?

wat>!? why did I think this was a good afternoon to read text battles

Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.

finally. this was cool.

The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.

dope

Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.

light

You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.

fire

I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

got to be played. wording and flip were cool tho./



I got dispatcher & benoit vs daisies, mutton chops & maybe bite marks

honestly I hated this battle and I feel tired now but ill give it to swerve with less shit that made me hate him as human in life.

v swerve

[Hawk]

aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer

^^^ I like this. No outstanding creativity or haymaker punch but it's a nice jab with a lot of sauce on the flow.

ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna

^^^ I liked this but I think the wording got in the way. To me wordplay has to work both ways you read it and the Sicily version doesn't read that smooth "your own Sicily view to die" what does that mean? I think it still has impact and connected, would have just liked to see it worded to work both ways better.

it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire

^^^ I like this

if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here

^^^ Fire.

then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club

^^^ Typically I don't rock with bars that just call people gay but this killed me

wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag

^^^ Pretty good

go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here

^^^ I fuck with this. Solid.

ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

^^^ Between the lenox face tat and the video I figured it would create a lot of content. But I think this is the last battle for me to vote on so it's almost kind of tired at this point. Not your fault, it was a funny bar and good closer.

NO ext


You have a good flow to your verse. Allows you to read it all the way through and not just couplet by couplet. Had a couple super dope bars and a couple that were very creative but fell a hair short on execution. Overall a solid verse that I enjoyed.


I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?

^^^ Pretty simple biting bar. Nothing too hard or creative

You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.

^^^ Fire

You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?

^^^ Cot/quite doesn't really work, not that you're forced to have a 4 syllable scheme but I think that was the intent. Punch was cool, although I'd have liked to see something else to tie in the gardener angle, otherwise it's just a job title that you're implying makes them dumb.

Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.

^^^ Clean. I like it

The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.

^^^ Reversed bitch/plenty of verses I'm not catching the rhyme. Kind of ruined the bar for me which would have been cool assuming the tattoo is a real personal.

Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.

^^^ I get the point, but the 31 is squeezed between letters, not numbers.

You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.

^^^ Aint sorry/maintain fah me... that's a big stretch as far as my "accent" goes. Not sure where you're from so maybe it rhymes well for you. Punch didn't have much sting on it.

I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

^^^ This was pretty fire. Dope closer



You had two bars that I loved, but you also had a few that didn't even rhyme imo. And a couple misses



Overall I think Swerve had my favorite bar of the battle, but they didn't make up for the rest of the bars that missed or didn't rhyme. Barcotic was pretty well on point the entire time.


Vote - Barcotic.

[Cool]

[aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer

dope

ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna

fire

it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire

played

if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here

nah

then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club

nah

wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag

nice

go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here

tight

ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

nah

NO ext




I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?

nah

You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.

cool

You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?

nah

Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops

okay

The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.

nah

Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.

okay

You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.

nah

I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

nah

barcotic had some fire wordplay

swerve was way below his typical stuff

not good which is wierd

barcotic wins easily

v-barcotic

[Alvin Karpis]

cool=a pyongyang outcast, stop voting lol
How do you get away sayin nah to lines you couldn’t write better?

Cro had a fuckin nasty opener, the wp is getting weird, the creativity is there but not the wording, but i liked more of New Orlean’s lines to be honest
Cros feet is very old but rest hit
I got Swerve winning barely

[Profit]

aka Patrick

ur verses annoy. no one's ever asked Swerve for a pointer
I spit lines that ppl go 'ohh' for.. while U go 0-4 since '04 vs Destroyer

Cool


ur mom says ur obvi' a clown. proly the town jesta
even ur own Sicily View to die, and ima toss ya body in Mount Etna

Crazy wp

it'll be a bumpy ride as i switch vans. im a sick man/hostage driver ..
bitches like u leave claw marks all over my Trunks -Chris Benoit's attire

Ehh

if the trigger move, there aint a single dude the metal fears
ima put that Long Nose to ur head & Finish u. Geppetto's here

Dope

then put a Clearcoat on ya coffin to brighten the paint up...
U'll put a Clearcoat on too, and roc it all night at a gay club

Ok

wanna go 10, pat? naaa. even 12 is for softy fags
im goin Max, Pacioretty? u'll get carried out in a hockey bag

Ehh

go off urself. i want the belt n tbh, well im a guy feared
diss for Dispatcher gonna have to call ALL the help to survive here

Nice

ur a novice guy. even ur hottest line isn't felt, kid
plus i could Wing this verse knowing ur too occupied w. the zelph vid

Nah




I'm not you Barc, not pulling up shit archived and stored,
But you went 16?!?!? Great...now how many of those lines are yours?

Ok

You got your old ass beat, there's not much to do son,
Last week, Credenza antique...this week I smash you through one.

Cool

You'll call the voters dumb, yea dude you're quite the charmer,
Think about it.......
The wordplay is over their heads, but understood by Cot the gardener?

Nah

Look fraud, I run with blades, you aint busting tops,
Step wrong and one uppercut'll turn that chin strap into mutton chops.

Dope

The teeth tatt? Lame as fuck, cant get it reversed bitch,
If you wanted to carve bites into your skin...you had plenty of verses.

Dope


Got all the flavors of led, I'll pull up on you solo,
And squeeze 31 between the numbers like the baskin robbins logo.

Cool

You're a plebian Cro, I'm above you...I aint sorry,
I'll leave you pushing up daiseys...that your coworkers can maintain for me.

Ok

I'm in the summer of my youth, you'll get hacked and slashed,
So only way I'm seeing Cro's feet...is with a toe tag attached.

Ok


I got swerve here being a tad more consistent. dope match but swerve had less misses so I'm going with him.. vote swerve

[Orc]

6-3 up

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE BARCOTIC even tho Cro some times writes wp as if he's translating languages mid-bar, Swerve was extremely lazy w/ his verse.