Week 3: NBL PICTURE ROAST

[Orc]

Strikta is our guest this week. 12 lines max. Winner gets an accomp.

Week 1 Cypher results in this week's mag.

HAVE AT IT:

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[WRATH]

I'll be taking the 'comp now Orc

Look at this shameless wigga..
Strikta is the only time you'd get a mention, you need to kick the meds kid
Attention: U got a face for television.... and that show is intervention
Here's the next one, he gets picked last and is never dished when open
Only time you get passed the rock you smoking crack.. bitch you're a dopehead
You think this Genocide clone is bad you should see the broad that he beds
..If you wanted to see that Holocaust you a double cheeseburger and a pack of Marlboro reds
He struggled to get that kitty kat, i'll sell him placebos like gimmie dat
If you thought that was a good scripture as bad as the artist who inked that shitty tatt
Fucking burnout, unkempt cause you've never gone farther then that room
Look at that Captain neckbeard.... the combination looks like its on the run from the warthog and his goons
You just sound queer, and that shelf starting to look like your accomplishments around here
That's enough low rank titles to set Ncs book club back 1000 years

[Incredible]

Quick 10 lines, dropping for Mr.J tomorrow

This loser just saying Hi, he actually sold his fingers for drugs
Looks like he goes blazin through lines, ain't talking bout stingers from Suggs
N what about that ugly mug? That pedo face, he lose the bitch n start stockin
Maybe she wouldn't run away if your face didn't look like it got iron pressed by Culkin
All that knowledge above your head ain't wore off on his brain yet?
You'd need a earthquake to hit your house
in order to really face it!!
The wizard on your head would need to be real for YOU to be real
My trick is a loaded clip of all aces ima show him how this magical tool deal
I'll cut up that fade quick w/ the lines, when I see him...he seem skittish
When I slice, I going for the spine, identify him by his cheek...resembles a seat for Jiminy Cricket

[Saint]

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Aiyoo u
Said you'd fight at ya pad so aero booked a flight in advance
Strik's a fraud.. flipped us off to blind us to the fact he's light w the hands
Retired ya craft beating nobodies. vs NC vets you caught L's
Lets not delve intha books for past wins both columns don't show the top shelf (#Bookcees)
LOL@Tims 13.50. bet your street hustle made u less respected
Yea u've seen scratch on the corner && that cat post was ur best investment
Be out watchin ya team on chromes app. it's mad informal
Hope da next 'wizards cast' issa spell to turn yo deformed ear back to normal
Facial hair look raunchy homie, filthy bum.. go rock a goatee
Witha Neckbeard so fucking sparse...it forgets b-days & its daughter's lonely
Wiggers race confused i'll break the news man shit ain't civil
Alll we sees'a white speck tryna balance his black side that's a yin yang symbol

&Strik haggles rent
Dudes a meth addict/inbred faggot. Still thirty livin atchya crib?
Parents insured no room for error but Allstate won't forgive THIS accident

[bleak]

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9/1/2015
We've had our diffs Strik, but...

I know you'll slowly die inside, so quietly
Cz this is the last day you even thought about sobriety.
I'll Jack son, this whack bum is Thrill'd I'd even key it
W/ your fkn Michael glove, plz overdose and die like he did
Brotha, stop. I know you like it and this lesson's heavy...
but
Lose the beard, those mutton chops got sent back to the chef already.
Look at the pain... this is the moment he finds you lied.
In the background, Limp Bizkit: Behind Blue Eyes.
Bet

[Lenox]

I don’t believe ur a drug addict.. but word has it.
You’d give Zelph a run for his money- book collection kept by a nerd faggot.
ya face looks fuckin mangled, lmao.. dudes such a geek.
cauliflower ear? Just further proof u get sucker-punched more then once a week.
u ain’t white trash, ur wack trash- cat is blatantly gay.
shit, that facial pigment alone could bring back asap yams from the grave
Repping the wizards? Ur such a fucking faggot.
Call me Gilbert Arenas, the guns in my locker will make ya disappear like magic.

[Suthaveli]

Will someone look at this? Strika looks like he excels on no wealth
He just wakes up, puts on his wizard hat & cast a Lvl 6 Wigger spell on himself
You'ra pathetic piece of life molded from filth & old grime
The light reflecting off this dingy Mcflurry caused me to go snow blind
I pray your ascend to heaven follows this pic & rep it true to sight:
Seeing God givin you the middle finger as you take closer steps into the light
& shave ya face.Those patches are growin in very poorly
That beard gang lookin like it lost plenty of blade fights & territory
Strika aint gettin pussy. Every broad has got him dubbed a no-go
If he ever gets a date on the right corner, believe it's at the bottom of this photo

[Vulgar]

No repaired reputations after I make sure this shit rings true
His rap name should be WD-40 cause all he does is crush cans, has loose screws & sniffs glue
I left Netcees to learn how to be surgical with this bitch & now I'm back to feeding
I'll show why Ethan Hawke didn't make it out of that Training Day bathtub beating
It looks like Strik's new identity sprouted, we should mail him some foie gras
Paul Wall ran outta Pall Mall's and & started answering Jah's call
In your quest for better rhyming I heard you knocked off some petty diamonds
He collects Stephen King novels cause he's got the "It" factor and is never Shining
But keep up the middle fingers and advertising, if you succeed you coming with me
Pray for success. On his arm is a portion of John 3:16, "Debra, I'm broke," his own 2 cents, & Diode $13.50