Orc
12-20-2017, 02:16 PM
THE FRESHNESS
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What up fellas. Welcome back. Over 30 people in the league right now which is dope. We growing! Let's keep that going and keep the momentum strong. Vote. Critique. Motivate. Don't sign out when you lose, that's not helping anyone. Some dopeee shit last week which is great to see. Most of you are doing your part and voting, some of you are even voting early. All I can ask is that you guys continue to create content. If the content is there then so will the work behind the scenes. Watch me work to allow you to work. I want to thank Allen Knight and Zelph for all the stuff they did this week for the mag. Two real ones. That said, let's go!!!
Video Reviews by For Battling
WARNING: THIS MAN IS HALF NAKED EATING CHICKEN WINGS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Interview with Aero by For Battling
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1. How do you feel the league is running so far? Can you speak on anything you think needs improvement?
Orc did this as an ego grab. Only thing that needs improvement is the bars. These "vets" are slacking.
2. Text has been evolving over the years, in your opinion, what types of text styles are becoming outdated and what seems to be the new trends?
I want to see Victor versus Cred this week. We need to see as many gun bars as possible so we can give gun bars the proper sendoff. But nah I want to see verses that have humor and sting. I hate boring wordplays. Don't over think on these verses either. Putting way too much in a line. PM me if you want help on wording.
3. How do you feel about certain people jockin your style and adding intros into their verses??
Lolololol intros help explain the line without having to make it rhyme. Bags has or did have Chlymidia. It's lazy but if the punch is creative then ride with it.
4. A good friend of bags, Amen, has been voting quite a bit lately and feels as though most bars don’t meet his standards. Would you care to comment on that?
Amen is sassy. Like who wakes up & thinks "hmm I want to get online and talk snooty to grown men." Has zero talent, is not a thread maker or a lyricist. One thing I applaud him for is voting but his votes scream insecurity. Any man who decides not to marry the woman who gave him children and still cheats on her and lives with her will vote like he does.
5. What are your holiday plans this year, going anywhere special?
Going to Palm Springs, CA
6. Who do you feel has made the biggest improvement so far this season?
Only the 2nd week. Orc needs to put together better match ups. .
7. Shoutouts?
Shout out to For Battling aka Zelph aka what Keaton Jones could be if he believes in himself. You could take almost anyone's girl here except Orc's and maybe Destroyer.
Top 5 Punches
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Keep FORGETTING ur soft n I’ll keep bustin til the blicky broke
50 smoke. These reminders in front of ur face ain’t sticky notes
Cred vs Barcotic
You’ll be just like my bitxh in the vid if I’m blasting the heat
Tongue out with ur heart all over ya face in the passenger seat
Hush vs Schadenfreude
Time to back it up, I bet you’ll snitch if I whip yo ass enough
This kid is a fake, get rid of the H...you’re a Wrat to us
Alvin Karpis vs WRATH
Give me a break, this is a waste, makes it tough to rhyme
I feel like Orc said I've got Choice Wordz for you & those were "fuck your time"
Aero vs Choice Wordz
U livin backwards; poor spic grew up on the streets wild
I'll Wachovia.. then takeu2school over a bank account that's creds freestyle
Infiltration vs Allen Knight
NOOO BABY NO WHAT IS YOU DOING LINE OF THE WEEK
A known blunder, for pay catch you in traffic, I keep the chrome brother
You crying while I'm shooting you in the car for money like Keaton Jones mother
Aero vs Choice Wordz
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Power Rankings by For Battling
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Alvin Karpis - Alvin is a hall of famer here at NC's, but hasn't battled in a while and its shown in recent weeks. He is currently shaking off the rust by posting basic and simplistic concepts, and as soon as he rids himself of that he'll be top 5 in no time. Aside from the rusty form, its just a pleasure to see legends come out of the woodwork and actually take their time to battle here. Your presence is appreciated sir.
Strength: Wording Weakness: Fresh Concepts
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Destroyer - The sites elder comes in at number 9. I'm a bit exhausted right now after writing that Barcotic ranking, but lets get to it. Des comes in at 9 because we know he has everything it takes to be a champ, but so far this season he hasn't dropped anything special. I've seen first hand what he can do when he tries his hardest in a battle, he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His blend of dry humor and slick wit/creativity help shape his statements into punches. His wording is always great and works to his advantage quite often. I only see him moving up from here.
Strength: Slickness Weakness: Erections
8
Barcotic - Cronus, aka Barcotic, aka Cot, comes in at a surprisingly low rank of #8. Why the low rank? I actually had to push to get him in the top 10; many other panel members felt he shouldn't have made it, but here he is! Bar's specialty is wordplay, and its for a good reason. Many members have noticed that when Barcotic attempts other types of bars, such as gun bars(whimpering), it just comes off as very unnatural, thus making them ineffective. This is why he sticks to wordplay and obscure google searched concepts that 9 times out of 10 the people haven't heard of, forcing them to do research themselves.....on every single line. Can we be mad though? No. Barc sticks to what he knows, because he simply isn't bout that life when it comes to URL type bars or concepts (gun lines, gangsta references, etc). I mean lets face it, he went out for a few drinks with Judy Ann & grandma and got !LIT! So lit that he had to pull out his handy dandy laptop and pour out his feelings on NC's. It really is a pain to get thrown into a battle with this guy, because falling victim to his swaying is inevitable. Now back to BARZ; I think Barcotics Main problem is that he loves wordplay so much, he will turn any fucking thing into some ridiculous wordplay, force it into a line, then bash the audience when they dont understand, or just simply dont like the bar due to its forced nature. There is no arguing with the fact that his wording is always crisp, and he never has stretched lines which is a huge plus. But its sad that the entire site has to tell him week in and week out that he needs to relax a bit on the weird wordplay, yet he does not listen. Instead, he does the exact opposite the next week. So what is he even top 10? Because the potential for us to see the old Barc, the legend Cronus, is still there. He can be a contender no doubt, and he can easily move up the ranks and champ this.
Strength: Wordplay Weakness: Wordplay
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For Battling - The womanizer himzelph, most improved textcee of the year, comes in at a whopping number 7. After suffering a robbery by Scadenfreude in week 1, FB went on to win in week 2 against Innovator(props to inno). After numerous PMs and visitor messages from several NC members, it was a unanimous decision to put FB in the rankings. Over recent years, he has improved vastly in several areas, such as wording, execution, and creativity. He is currently as hungry as he's ever been, and will certainly go on to defeat top heads. FB IS NOW TOP TIER!!!
Strength: Creativity Weakness: Abusive Mods
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Aero - The handsome black stallion that was made in china, Aero, comes in at #6. I love Aero, he is part of the reason why this site is still alive and interesting to come to. Aside from his ever so entertaining online persona, Aero is indeed one of the greats. Although he doesn't battle too often because he works on a limited amount of stored bars, he has proven to drop greatness when he is given a battle. He quite arguably has the best set-up game on the site, and his ability to incorporate humor, wit, and wording into his bars is always a joy to read. He'd be ranked higher if he wasn't so bi polar about signing out, but he knew he'd be facing someone decent at 1-0 and he didn't want that, smart man.
Strength: Humor Weakness: BBC Porn Addiction which leads to his black obsession
5
Schadenfreude - The biggest mystery alias of all time comes in at number 5. Why is someone who's 1-1 and should be 0-2 ranked so high? Because of his HUNGER. Scad is arguably the most consistent battler on the site. Despite his recent loss to Hush, and robbery against FB, he has repeatedly beaten top heads and has gone to champ the NBL. Many think that his delivery and execution has been boring as of late, but thats been his style all along tbh. Scad brings sophisticated concepts and wordplay to the table, making you use your brain a little. He'll be a contender all season.
Strength: Wit/Creativity Weakness: Ghosting instead of posting
4
Cred - The self proclaimed Gun Bar King out of the Chi, comes in ranked at number 4. Cred, aka Rah Rah, aka Infamouz, aka takemetoschool has been progressively consistent, and has shown major improvement over the last few years. Without a doubt, Cred has proven to be a top tier threat. Before this past week, we haven't seen him battle in a while, but he showed no signs of rust and defeated Barcotic in a shoutout. Creds biggest improvement has been wording, and that has caused him to make his concepts more effective. Sucks to see him sign out because of a quarrel with Barc, but he'll be back soon, I hope.
Strength: Gun Bars Weakness: The Police
3
ill nik-A - The aging NC legend himself, ill nik-A, comes in ranked at #3. Why? Because he's proven season after season that hes not so old and washed up after all. He does tend to drop mediocre against opponents he doesn't deem worthy of his top form, but proves his consistency against vets when it counts. He'll likely remaion top 5 all season, only moving up from here.
Strength: Wording Weakness: $400.00 Shoes
2
Hush - The New York Pedobear himself, Victor, comes in at the #2 spot. Why? Because no mater the opponent, Vic can always drop nice and most times walk away with the W. His style of simplistic delivery and execution works to his advantage, while it can be the downfall of others. Victor is known for dropping dope gun bars, as well as having clean and crisp wording. Personally, I'm not a fan of his new technique of editing in bars in his verse as he goes along, and that that may be hurting him, as shown in his most recent battle, having uneven lines. Regardless, he is a top contender and his bar quality will only improve as time goes on.
Strength: Gun Bars Weakness: Minors
1
Allen Knight - Allen comes in ranked at NUMBER 1! Why? Because so far hes dropped some hot material in each battle regardless of the opponent, and that proves that when he finally goes up against a top tier battler, he'll fully deliver. Many people get on him for his excessive usage of sports bars, but I havent seen too many lately. Hes doing a little bit of everything and that goes to show he is indeed a serious threat in text.
Strength: Delivery Weakness: Zelph
Previews
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Habitat vs E Tha Real
Habitat has been improving a lot lately and if he steers clear of the corny wordplay he can be a real problem. There's a fine line between harsh, creative wordplay and wordplay for the sake of it. The trick is to figure out where the line is. E is an old head... possibly from B-Boys, I can't remember. Maybe he can clear that up. I remember him having some dooope stuff back in the day but he's probably rusty as fuck now. I'd say Hab will have the edge going into this. It's dope to see E back, though.
Kirk Clapplin vs Lenox
Both of these dudes recently migrated over from RB. To be honest I haven't read much from either. I can't say much here, only offer advice. Whoever loses don't be disheartened and sign out. There's going to be a lot of losses in this league for everyone. It's stacked. Just improve. You're getting no better battling the same 4 people on RB. There's plenty of room for elevation here. Welcome to NC's.
Profit vs Chyeahhh
Profit has a cool style actually. Just checked his verse last week. Nice swagger to it. Oldschool. He beat Mr J fairly comfortably last week so Chyeahh will pose more of a threat. Chyeahh also has a lot of swagger in his verses so it's an interesting match up. Chyeahh needs to focus on really punching his opponent and not just showing out with a fuck you vibe to the verse. I think Profit might have better wording at this point. I'll edge it to Profit.
Swerve vs Barcotic
Bar will be looking to bounce back after a disappointing loss last week. He seems hungry which is dope. I'd just like it if he spent a little more time on his verses. I appreciate he gets it done early most weeks but I think maybe if he spent a bit more time on them they'd be even doper than they are now. Swerve dropped a quick key last week and it cost him, he will also want to avenge that this week. Going off of current form – I think Bar is slightly ahead. He's less rusty and more refined at the moment. I've got Bar here.
Destroyer vs Cred
Destro has been quietly going about his business so far this season. He's a sleeper. He's improved a lot in a short space of time and is now capable of some real bangers. Cred, however, is one of the top dudes in the league right now imo. He's really consistent and drops some shit that makes me do a scrunched up face. Both are coming into this bout in top form but I think Cred will walk away victorious.
Plot vs bleak
Plot was on the original Netcees sporadically. He tends to pop up every now and then, battle a few times, then ghost. His style is as sporadic – you never really know which Plot is going to turn up. He can drop some good bars but he can also drop some really bad ones. Bleak I don't really remember as a battler, I only remember him being an annoying poster. He was a few years younger and seems to have learned from his errors so we'll see. In terms of who will win. I don't know. Maybe Bleak.
Infiltration vs DMVToneB
Infiltration has been overwording and overthinking the fuck out of his bars lately. Stop. Get back to basics. Write some slick shit. Show off. Put the swagger back in it. Last week he was victim to his own style changes yet again. We need that old Inf back, pronto. DMV is the opposite – his lines have been too simple. If he can up his creativity and complexity he can be a threat. His attitude doesn't seem grea tthough, so I doubt it. I have Inf winning comfortably here.
Ill nik-A vs Hush
Wooo this will be dope. Hush won last week vs Schad even though he wasn't even finished with his verse when the votes started rolling in. That says a lot to me. Nik has started this season well after last seasons triumph. I think Hush will drop really quickly and Nik will take his time and maybe be a little more strategic. If that happens then I think Nik will take it but if Hush spends some time on his verse then it could go down to the wire in votes. Looking forward to it, fellas.
Choice Wordz vs Unfukwitable
Unfuk hasn't been around in a while so I'm hoping he pops up for the battle. When he's on he's dope but he still has remnants of longbar and awkward wording because of his letsbeef battling style. He's less clunky and more concise these days though and that's what makes him a threat. Choice done okay last week in his first battle on the site. Maybe a littttle too simple with his execution and concepts. It would possibly help if he was a little more harsh with his wording. He's definitely got talent though and will progress quickly once he adapts to the style. If Unfuk shows I think he might sneak it. Hopefully he does show and Choice brings some heat too.
Maximus vs King Karaoke
Karaoke has been one of the best around for some time now. He noshowed his last battle which was strange as he's usually very reliable. He's got a really consistent style that makes him hard to beat particularly in longer line battles. Maximus was improving the last time I read anything from him, he can be a bit basic at times. I think he may have been an RB head at some stage as his style has RB remnants. If Karaoke shows, I'd expect him to take this.
Incredible vs Mr. J
Incredible made some mistakes in his first battle and he's out to rectify that. He was misadvised in relation to what style is used here. I believe he's read around and now has a taste for it. Mr J is improving quickly and it's dope to see. I implore him to keep battling and don't worry about losing or winning. Everyone loses more than they win at the start. It's all about feedback and helping others to improve. That's what text has been missing and that's what I'm encouraging here. I think right now, based on what I've seen, Incredible might take this. I'd wager there will be votes for each.
Schadenfreude vs Alvin Karpis
Damn. Dope battle. Tough to call. Schad hasn't hit top speed yet. He's cruising. I expected more from him last week if I'm being honest. He was the top guy in the last year or so. Now that some other really dope dudes are back I'm expecting him to step up and want to rip their fucking heads off. That's what Cashius did and now he's HOF. In that respect I was disappointed last week. As for Karp, he's been slowly shaking the rust – what little of it there actually was. Last week he dropped a really good verse and impressed. I think he's hungry to show what he can do. I got Karp taking it this week, he wants to win a little bit more right now.
Aero vs Tadgh
Aero signed out and then signed in expecting an easy win vs Tadgh. Not gonna happen. Tadgh is a legend and will test Aero to the max. He will need to be at his best this week to get some votes. Aer's verse last week was nice though. His wording and humour is effortless. This time round, though, it's going to take some effort.
Innovator vs WRATH
Two up and comers on the text scene here. I appreciate both have taken some losses but both have also contributed to the league and continue to stay signed in and work. That's dope to me. Too many people lose once and sign out. WRATH has a really slick style – just needs to execute the bars a little bar. Leess audio and more text style. Look at how some of the other top dudes make their shit harsh even if the concept itself isn't that dope. That's the key. Inno has been toying with different styles and executions himself and isn't far off moulding a style that will make him a problem in text. Right now, though, I think WRATH has a little bit more. I got WRATH.
For Battling vs Killing Spree
Zelph is startin gto make waves. He's proving he's not just a troll. He may have been on RB but since he's decided to actually just battle he's been dropping some nice stuff. Killing Spree is capable of dope shit but a lot of the time he's simply uninspired. All I can say is this ain't the LLL, this is a chance to prove you're good at this hobby. This has clout. Step up. At the moment I believe Zelph wants it more and will try harder. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Zelph wins.
Allen Knight vs Defiant
Allen is Allen. He's probably been one of the best for years now. He took the step from middle top tier to can beat anyone god tier a while back and hasn't looked back. His concepts are effortless and his sports knowledge is a handy go to subject if he's uninspired. Def has picked it up a little recently and maybe has sparked a little motivation in himself to prove he can step up a tier or two. He will need to bring a hell of a verse to topple AK here. I got AK.
Ugh vs Flo Real
Not sure who either are or if they've battled here before. My bad, fellas. Bring it.
Throwback Battle and WTF's by Allen Knight
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Throwback Battle
Timevirus Vs Lunch lady
posted on (15th July 2005)[/b]
timevirus
this alias claims to not be from here..
whatever ya name, ur still a pussy at the end of the day
i'm relaxin on a summer's eve – u use it as a feminine spray
ur an alias with no history.. i'll still get my herb on, fucker
finding personals on ya style's easy, just do a search on butler
that's sad, ur reachin for B's spit like it's soap in the shower
u'll soon resemble Dope, when i crush ya bones to a powder
i see u plottin to diss my audio, my kid, & my battle scars
if u could see jack shit, u wouldna put ya girl's pic in ya avatar
this cat's snatchin bars while i smash'm, LL's a fool for trends
i'm givin Lunch brakes.. that work so well, he'll never move again
can't hide ur agenda, rubbin up to the mods, ya hips gyrating
u invest in pukka's bodily fluids, & try to do some inside trading
whoever messes with ya text most definitely needs protection
ya wordplay is cheese spread, like hookers with yeast infections
if u can't recognize game, don't vote, just get outa the thread
hold up.. even if Lady spits, it's worth stickin around for the head.
vs.
Lunch lady
let's find out if people really DO vote for names..
u must be the only one left with that style of terrible lyrics
but since it Suits you so well .. i'll prolly just bury you in it
so test and get killed .. i peeped ya sig, nothin u reppin is real
funny it's called the 'skills project', when you don't project any skill
n ya kid? I feel bad his dad is a Lukewarm textcee worth a ball of dogshit
So his only father-Figure is that Darth Vader doll in his closet
You're a rookie, in fact. n I'll make you fall like autumn, kid
My skill is like his wife's pussy and back..
.. Wide-spread, and Bottomless.
This cat's cheap. You ain't gettin ass because you're past geek
While I'm knee deep in vagina, like armz when he stomped you last week
You got a fag's steez. Blowin dick & puttin rodents in holes quick
So i'm speakin for all the guys here when i say...we're fed up with Gerbil-shit
I'm thinkin ya sex preference is the reason ya record's gone worsened
but I guess it ain't your fault fags always get the boot in an Arm service
Weak similies, played punches and forced rhymes every line
^It's the current trend.
.. so if you see a verse with this format, it's just a sign of the Time's
Winner = timevirus
WTF'S
WTF AT INFILTRATION STILL EDITING HIS VERSE DAYS AFTER VOTES STARTED
WTF AT ALL THE WACK KEATON JONES LINES
WTF AT THE STEELER VS PATS GAME
WTF AT ORC REALLY MAKIN THIS SITE POP OFF AGAIN
WTF AT ZELPH HAVING MELTING FACE SYNDROME
WTF AT CASHIUS JUST MAKIN HOF NOW
WTF AT NEIGHBOR & KARAOKE NOT IN
WTF AT SOME OF THE FREE UFC EVENTS BEING BETTER THEN PAY PERVIEW ONES
WTF AT EMINEMS NEW ALBUM
WTF AT THAT BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLE BEING FUCKIN CLASSIC...FIRE
THE ORCTRO
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That's it for this week fellas. Go drop in the NBL Pic Roast. Strikta disses himself. As for the Cypher in week one. Aero wins. He only posted a few times but the lines he did post were quoteables in comparison with the quick shit everyone else posted. There wasn't a lot of quality if I'm honest.
Happy holidays also.
We're gonna take a one week break after this week so everyone can get drunk and eat some turkey. I've a bottle of black label Johnnie Walker with my name on it for Christmas. Have a good time with family and friends. Stay safe, fellas.
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What up fellas. Welcome back. Over 30 people in the league right now which is dope. We growing! Let's keep that going and keep the momentum strong. Vote. Critique. Motivate. Don't sign out when you lose, that's not helping anyone. Some dopeee shit last week which is great to see. Most of you are doing your part and voting, some of you are even voting early. All I can ask is that you guys continue to create content. If the content is there then so will the work behind the scenes. Watch me work to allow you to work. I want to thank Allen Knight and Zelph for all the stuff they did this week for the mag. Two real ones. That said, let's go!!!
Video Reviews by For Battling
WARNING: THIS MAN IS HALF NAKED EATING CHICKEN WINGS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Interview with Aero by For Battling
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1. How do you feel the league is running so far? Can you speak on anything you think needs improvement?
Orc did this as an ego grab. Only thing that needs improvement is the bars. These "vets" are slacking.
2. Text has been evolving over the years, in your opinion, what types of text styles are becoming outdated and what seems to be the new trends?
I want to see Victor versus Cred this week. We need to see as many gun bars as possible so we can give gun bars the proper sendoff. But nah I want to see verses that have humor and sting. I hate boring wordplays. Don't over think on these verses either. Putting way too much in a line. PM me if you want help on wording.
3. How do you feel about certain people jockin your style and adding intros into their verses??
Lolololol intros help explain the line without having to make it rhyme. Bags has or did have Chlymidia. It's lazy but if the punch is creative then ride with it.
4. A good friend of bags, Amen, has been voting quite a bit lately and feels as though most bars don’t meet his standards. Would you care to comment on that?
Amen is sassy. Like who wakes up & thinks "hmm I want to get online and talk snooty to grown men." Has zero talent, is not a thread maker or a lyricist. One thing I applaud him for is voting but his votes scream insecurity. Any man who decides not to marry the woman who gave him children and still cheats on her and lives with her will vote like he does.
5. What are your holiday plans this year, going anywhere special?
Going to Palm Springs, CA
6. Who do you feel has made the biggest improvement so far this season?
Only the 2nd week. Orc needs to put together better match ups. .
7. Shoutouts?
Shout out to For Battling aka Zelph aka what Keaton Jones could be if he believes in himself. You could take almost anyone's girl here except Orc's and maybe Destroyer.
Top 5 Punches
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Keep FORGETTING ur soft n I’ll keep bustin til the blicky broke
50 smoke. These reminders in front of ur face ain’t sticky notes
Cred vs Barcotic
You’ll be just like my bitxh in the vid if I’m blasting the heat
Tongue out with ur heart all over ya face in the passenger seat
Hush vs Schadenfreude
Time to back it up, I bet you’ll snitch if I whip yo ass enough
This kid is a fake, get rid of the H...you’re a Wrat to us
Alvin Karpis vs WRATH
Give me a break, this is a waste, makes it tough to rhyme
I feel like Orc said I've got Choice Wordz for you & those were "fuck your time"
Aero vs Choice Wordz
U livin backwards; poor spic grew up on the streets wild
I'll Wachovia.. then takeu2school over a bank account that's creds freestyle
Infiltration vs Allen Knight
NOOO BABY NO WHAT IS YOU DOING LINE OF THE WEEK
A known blunder, for pay catch you in traffic, I keep the chrome brother
You crying while I'm shooting you in the car for money like Keaton Jones mother
Aero vs Choice Wordz
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Power Rankings by For Battling
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Alvin Karpis - Alvin is a hall of famer here at NC's, but hasn't battled in a while and its shown in recent weeks. He is currently shaking off the rust by posting basic and simplistic concepts, and as soon as he rids himself of that he'll be top 5 in no time. Aside from the rusty form, its just a pleasure to see legends come out of the woodwork and actually take their time to battle here. Your presence is appreciated sir.
Strength: Wording Weakness: Fresh Concepts
9
Destroyer - The sites elder comes in at number 9. I'm a bit exhausted right now after writing that Barcotic ranking, but lets get to it. Des comes in at 9 because we know he has everything it takes to be a champ, but so far this season he hasn't dropped anything special. I've seen first hand what he can do when he tries his hardest in a battle, he's definitely a force to be reckoned with. His blend of dry humor and slick wit/creativity help shape his statements into punches. His wording is always great and works to his advantage quite often. I only see him moving up from here.
Strength: Slickness Weakness: Erections
8
Barcotic - Cronus, aka Barcotic, aka Cot, comes in at a surprisingly low rank of #8. Why the low rank? I actually had to push to get him in the top 10; many other panel members felt he shouldn't have made it, but here he is! Bar's specialty is wordplay, and its for a good reason. Many members have noticed that when Barcotic attempts other types of bars, such as gun bars(whimpering), it just comes off as very unnatural, thus making them ineffective. This is why he sticks to wordplay and obscure google searched concepts that 9 times out of 10 the people haven't heard of, forcing them to do research themselves.....on every single line. Can we be mad though? No. Barc sticks to what he knows, because he simply isn't bout that life when it comes to URL type bars or concepts (gun lines, gangsta references, etc). I mean lets face it, he went out for a few drinks with Judy Ann & grandma and got !LIT! So lit that he had to pull out his handy dandy laptop and pour out his feelings on NC's. It really is a pain to get thrown into a battle with this guy, because falling victim to his swaying is inevitable. Now back to BARZ; I think Barcotics Main problem is that he loves wordplay so much, he will turn any fucking thing into some ridiculous wordplay, force it into a line, then bash the audience when they dont understand, or just simply dont like the bar due to its forced nature. There is no arguing with the fact that his wording is always crisp, and he never has stretched lines which is a huge plus. But its sad that the entire site has to tell him week in and week out that he needs to relax a bit on the weird wordplay, yet he does not listen. Instead, he does the exact opposite the next week. So what is he even top 10? Because the potential for us to see the old Barc, the legend Cronus, is still there. He can be a contender no doubt, and he can easily move up the ranks and champ this.
Strength: Wordplay Weakness: Wordplay
7
For Battling - The womanizer himzelph, most improved textcee of the year, comes in at a whopping number 7. After suffering a robbery by Scadenfreude in week 1, FB went on to win in week 2 against Innovator(props to inno). After numerous PMs and visitor messages from several NC members, it was a unanimous decision to put FB in the rankings. Over recent years, he has improved vastly in several areas, such as wording, execution, and creativity. He is currently as hungry as he's ever been, and will certainly go on to defeat top heads. FB IS NOW TOP TIER!!!
Strength: Creativity Weakness: Abusive Mods
6
Aero - The handsome black stallion that was made in china, Aero, comes in at #6. I love Aero, he is part of the reason why this site is still alive and interesting to come to. Aside from his ever so entertaining online persona, Aero is indeed one of the greats. Although he doesn't battle too often because he works on a limited amount of stored bars, he has proven to drop greatness when he is given a battle. He quite arguably has the best set-up game on the site, and his ability to incorporate humor, wit, and wording into his bars is always a joy to read. He'd be ranked higher if he wasn't so bi polar about signing out, but he knew he'd be facing someone decent at 1-0 and he didn't want that, smart man.
Strength: Humor Weakness: BBC Porn Addiction which leads to his black obsession
5
Schadenfreude - The biggest mystery alias of all time comes in at number 5. Why is someone who's 1-1 and should be 0-2 ranked so high? Because of his HUNGER. Scad is arguably the most consistent battler on the site. Despite his recent loss to Hush, and robbery against FB, he has repeatedly beaten top heads and has gone to champ the NBL. Many think that his delivery and execution has been boring as of late, but thats been his style all along tbh. Scad brings sophisticated concepts and wordplay to the table, making you use your brain a little. He'll be a contender all season.
Strength: Wit/Creativity Weakness: Ghosting instead of posting
4
Cred - The self proclaimed Gun Bar King out of the Chi, comes in ranked at number 4. Cred, aka Rah Rah, aka Infamouz, aka takemetoschool has been progressively consistent, and has shown major improvement over the last few years. Without a doubt, Cred has proven to be a top tier threat. Before this past week, we haven't seen him battle in a while, but he showed no signs of rust and defeated Barcotic in a shoutout. Creds biggest improvement has been wording, and that has caused him to make his concepts more effective. Sucks to see him sign out because of a quarrel with Barc, but he'll be back soon, I hope.
Strength: Gun Bars Weakness: The Police
3
ill nik-A - The aging NC legend himself, ill nik-A, comes in ranked at #3. Why? Because he's proven season after season that hes not so old and washed up after all. He does tend to drop mediocre against opponents he doesn't deem worthy of his top form, but proves his consistency against vets when it counts. He'll likely remaion top 5 all season, only moving up from here.
Strength: Wording Weakness: $400.00 Shoes
2
Hush - The New York Pedobear himself, Victor, comes in at the #2 spot. Why? Because no mater the opponent, Vic can always drop nice and most times walk away with the W. His style of simplistic delivery and execution works to his advantage, while it can be the downfall of others. Victor is known for dropping dope gun bars, as well as having clean and crisp wording. Personally, I'm not a fan of his new technique of editing in bars in his verse as he goes along, and that that may be hurting him, as shown in his most recent battle, having uneven lines. Regardless, he is a top contender and his bar quality will only improve as time goes on.
Strength: Gun Bars Weakness: Minors
1
Allen Knight - Allen comes in ranked at NUMBER 1! Why? Because so far hes dropped some hot material in each battle regardless of the opponent, and that proves that when he finally goes up against a top tier battler, he'll fully deliver. Many people get on him for his excessive usage of sports bars, but I havent seen too many lately. Hes doing a little bit of everything and that goes to show he is indeed a serious threat in text.
Strength: Delivery Weakness: Zelph
Previews
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Habitat vs E Tha Real
Habitat has been improving a lot lately and if he steers clear of the corny wordplay he can be a real problem. There's a fine line between harsh, creative wordplay and wordplay for the sake of it. The trick is to figure out where the line is. E is an old head... possibly from B-Boys, I can't remember. Maybe he can clear that up. I remember him having some dooope stuff back in the day but he's probably rusty as fuck now. I'd say Hab will have the edge going into this. It's dope to see E back, though.
Kirk Clapplin vs Lenox
Both of these dudes recently migrated over from RB. To be honest I haven't read much from either. I can't say much here, only offer advice. Whoever loses don't be disheartened and sign out. There's going to be a lot of losses in this league for everyone. It's stacked. Just improve. You're getting no better battling the same 4 people on RB. There's plenty of room for elevation here. Welcome to NC's.
Profit vs Chyeahhh
Profit has a cool style actually. Just checked his verse last week. Nice swagger to it. Oldschool. He beat Mr J fairly comfortably last week so Chyeahh will pose more of a threat. Chyeahh also has a lot of swagger in his verses so it's an interesting match up. Chyeahh needs to focus on really punching his opponent and not just showing out with a fuck you vibe to the verse. I think Profit might have better wording at this point. I'll edge it to Profit.
Swerve vs Barcotic
Bar will be looking to bounce back after a disappointing loss last week. He seems hungry which is dope. I'd just like it if he spent a little more time on his verses. I appreciate he gets it done early most weeks but I think maybe if he spent a bit more time on them they'd be even doper than they are now. Swerve dropped a quick key last week and it cost him, he will also want to avenge that this week. Going off of current form – I think Bar is slightly ahead. He's less rusty and more refined at the moment. I've got Bar here.
Destroyer vs Cred
Destro has been quietly going about his business so far this season. He's a sleeper. He's improved a lot in a short space of time and is now capable of some real bangers. Cred, however, is one of the top dudes in the league right now imo. He's really consistent and drops some shit that makes me do a scrunched up face. Both are coming into this bout in top form but I think Cred will walk away victorious.
Plot vs bleak
Plot was on the original Netcees sporadically. He tends to pop up every now and then, battle a few times, then ghost. His style is as sporadic – you never really know which Plot is going to turn up. He can drop some good bars but he can also drop some really bad ones. Bleak I don't really remember as a battler, I only remember him being an annoying poster. He was a few years younger and seems to have learned from his errors so we'll see. In terms of who will win. I don't know. Maybe Bleak.
Infiltration vs DMVToneB
Infiltration has been overwording and overthinking the fuck out of his bars lately. Stop. Get back to basics. Write some slick shit. Show off. Put the swagger back in it. Last week he was victim to his own style changes yet again. We need that old Inf back, pronto. DMV is the opposite – his lines have been too simple. If he can up his creativity and complexity he can be a threat. His attitude doesn't seem grea tthough, so I doubt it. I have Inf winning comfortably here.
Ill nik-A vs Hush
Wooo this will be dope. Hush won last week vs Schad even though he wasn't even finished with his verse when the votes started rolling in. That says a lot to me. Nik has started this season well after last seasons triumph. I think Hush will drop really quickly and Nik will take his time and maybe be a little more strategic. If that happens then I think Nik will take it but if Hush spends some time on his verse then it could go down to the wire in votes. Looking forward to it, fellas.
Choice Wordz vs Unfukwitable
Unfuk hasn't been around in a while so I'm hoping he pops up for the battle. When he's on he's dope but he still has remnants of longbar and awkward wording because of his letsbeef battling style. He's less clunky and more concise these days though and that's what makes him a threat. Choice done okay last week in his first battle on the site. Maybe a littttle too simple with his execution and concepts. It would possibly help if he was a little more harsh with his wording. He's definitely got talent though and will progress quickly once he adapts to the style. If Unfuk shows I think he might sneak it. Hopefully he does show and Choice brings some heat too.
Maximus vs King Karaoke
Karaoke has been one of the best around for some time now. He noshowed his last battle which was strange as he's usually very reliable. He's got a really consistent style that makes him hard to beat particularly in longer line battles. Maximus was improving the last time I read anything from him, he can be a bit basic at times. I think he may have been an RB head at some stage as his style has RB remnants. If Karaoke shows, I'd expect him to take this.
Incredible vs Mr. J
Incredible made some mistakes in his first battle and he's out to rectify that. He was misadvised in relation to what style is used here. I believe he's read around and now has a taste for it. Mr J is improving quickly and it's dope to see. I implore him to keep battling and don't worry about losing or winning. Everyone loses more than they win at the start. It's all about feedback and helping others to improve. That's what text has been missing and that's what I'm encouraging here. I think right now, based on what I've seen, Incredible might take this. I'd wager there will be votes for each.
Schadenfreude vs Alvin Karpis
Damn. Dope battle. Tough to call. Schad hasn't hit top speed yet. He's cruising. I expected more from him last week if I'm being honest. He was the top guy in the last year or so. Now that some other really dope dudes are back I'm expecting him to step up and want to rip their fucking heads off. That's what Cashius did and now he's HOF. In that respect I was disappointed last week. As for Karp, he's been slowly shaking the rust – what little of it there actually was. Last week he dropped a really good verse and impressed. I think he's hungry to show what he can do. I got Karp taking it this week, he wants to win a little bit more right now.
Aero vs Tadgh
Aero signed out and then signed in expecting an easy win vs Tadgh. Not gonna happen. Tadgh is a legend and will test Aero to the max. He will need to be at his best this week to get some votes. Aer's verse last week was nice though. His wording and humour is effortless. This time round, though, it's going to take some effort.
Innovator vs WRATH
Two up and comers on the text scene here. I appreciate both have taken some losses but both have also contributed to the league and continue to stay signed in and work. That's dope to me. Too many people lose once and sign out. WRATH has a really slick style – just needs to execute the bars a little bar. Leess audio and more text style. Look at how some of the other top dudes make their shit harsh even if the concept itself isn't that dope. That's the key. Inno has been toying with different styles and executions himself and isn't far off moulding a style that will make him a problem in text. Right now, though, I think WRATH has a little bit more. I got WRATH.
For Battling vs Killing Spree
Zelph is startin gto make waves. He's proving he's not just a troll. He may have been on RB but since he's decided to actually just battle he's been dropping some nice stuff. Killing Spree is capable of dope shit but a lot of the time he's simply uninspired. All I can say is this ain't the LLL, this is a chance to prove you're good at this hobby. This has clout. Step up. At the moment I believe Zelph wants it more and will try harder. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. Zelph wins.
Allen Knight vs Defiant
Allen is Allen. He's probably been one of the best for years now. He took the step from middle top tier to can beat anyone god tier a while back and hasn't looked back. His concepts are effortless and his sports knowledge is a handy go to subject if he's uninspired. Def has picked it up a little recently and maybe has sparked a little motivation in himself to prove he can step up a tier or two. He will need to bring a hell of a verse to topple AK here. I got AK.
Ugh vs Flo Real
Not sure who either are or if they've battled here before. My bad, fellas. Bring it.
Throwback Battle and WTF's by Allen Knight
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Throwback Battle
Timevirus Vs Lunch lady
posted on (15th July 2005)[/b]
timevirus
this alias claims to not be from here..
whatever ya name, ur still a pussy at the end of the day
i'm relaxin on a summer's eve – u use it as a feminine spray
ur an alias with no history.. i'll still get my herb on, fucker
finding personals on ya style's easy, just do a search on butler
that's sad, ur reachin for B's spit like it's soap in the shower
u'll soon resemble Dope, when i crush ya bones to a powder
i see u plottin to diss my audio, my kid, & my battle scars
if u could see jack shit, u wouldna put ya girl's pic in ya avatar
this cat's snatchin bars while i smash'm, LL's a fool for trends
i'm givin Lunch brakes.. that work so well, he'll never move again
can't hide ur agenda, rubbin up to the mods, ya hips gyrating
u invest in pukka's bodily fluids, & try to do some inside trading
whoever messes with ya text most definitely needs protection
ya wordplay is cheese spread, like hookers with yeast infections
if u can't recognize game, don't vote, just get outa the thread
hold up.. even if Lady spits, it's worth stickin around for the head.
vs.
Lunch lady
let's find out if people really DO vote for names..
u must be the only one left with that style of terrible lyrics
but since it Suits you so well .. i'll prolly just bury you in it
so test and get killed .. i peeped ya sig, nothin u reppin is real
funny it's called the 'skills project', when you don't project any skill
n ya kid? I feel bad his dad is a Lukewarm textcee worth a ball of dogshit
So his only father-Figure is that Darth Vader doll in his closet
You're a rookie, in fact. n I'll make you fall like autumn, kid
My skill is like his wife's pussy and back..
.. Wide-spread, and Bottomless.
This cat's cheap. You ain't gettin ass because you're past geek
While I'm knee deep in vagina, like armz when he stomped you last week
You got a fag's steez. Blowin dick & puttin rodents in holes quick
So i'm speakin for all the guys here when i say...we're fed up with Gerbil-shit
I'm thinkin ya sex preference is the reason ya record's gone worsened
but I guess it ain't your fault fags always get the boot in an Arm service
Weak similies, played punches and forced rhymes every line
^It's the current trend.
.. so if you see a verse with this format, it's just a sign of the Time's
Winner = timevirus
WTF'S
WTF AT INFILTRATION STILL EDITING HIS VERSE DAYS AFTER VOTES STARTED
WTF AT ALL THE WACK KEATON JONES LINES
WTF AT THE STEELER VS PATS GAME
WTF AT ORC REALLY MAKIN THIS SITE POP OFF AGAIN
WTF AT ZELPH HAVING MELTING FACE SYNDROME
WTF AT CASHIUS JUST MAKIN HOF NOW
WTF AT NEIGHBOR & KARAOKE NOT IN
WTF AT SOME OF THE FREE UFC EVENTS BEING BETTER THEN PAY PERVIEW ONES
WTF AT EMINEMS NEW ALBUM
WTF AT THAT BLACK THOUGHT FREESTYLE BEING FUCKIN CLASSIC...FIRE
THE ORCTRO
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That's it for this week fellas. Go drop in the NBL Pic Roast. Strikta disses himself. As for the Cypher in week one. Aero wins. He only posted a few times but the lines he did post were quoteables in comparison with the quick shit everyone else posted. There wasn't a lot of quality if I'm honest.
Happy holidays also.
We're gonna take a one week break after this week so everyone can get drunk and eat some turkey. I've a bottle of black label Johnnie Walker with my name on it for Christmas. Have a good time with family and friends. Stay safe, fellas.
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