Destroyer vs Profit - DES WINS

[Orc]

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Destroyer Profit

[Profit]

Cool, I'm good w/10

[Destroyer]

Sure thing

[Profit]

Yo
When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back
Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart
Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same
U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool
S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache

[Destroyer]

des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo

[BROKE LESNAR]

Yo
When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back

☆☆☆ i really liked this bar but the played credit nameflip lessened the severity of it

Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart

☆

Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same

☆☆☆☆☆

U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool

☆☆☆

S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache

☆☆☆☆☆




des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass

☆☆☆☆☆

des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period

☆☆☆

my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit

☆☆☆☆☆ lmao

ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show

☆ indirect

paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo

☆☆☆☆☆ fire

Pretty entertaining battle. It was really close. Destroyer locked it up by finishing strong with his Michelangelo bar. Best stuff I've read all week on both ends.

v-Destroyer

[classickERBL]

Yo
When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back

COOL

Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart

LMAO thats funny

Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same

COOL

U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool

COOL
S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache
LMAOOO

des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
EHH
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
COOL
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
LOL
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
COOL
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo
COOL

close battle , i edge Profit

[Clout]

des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass

Alright

des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period

lol, not bad

my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit

This feels unfinished to me. I like the concept just not the wording.

ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show

I liked this one, generic but cool.

paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo

This was dope, LOTB for me here.

Yo
When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back

I like this but its reads funny how you tried to forced the nameflip.

Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart

Corny joke, but appreciate you incorporating humor.

Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same

This was cool.

U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool

The set up was better than your punch. I didn't care for it.

S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache

lol

I have Destroyer edging this one. He had less misses plus he had the LOTB to boot. I think Profit is going to be a problem once he gets his wording and concepts crisper. Des just didnt have alot of personal ammo to use to really drop his usual stuff.

v/ Des

[WRATH]

Yo
When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back

Eh

Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart

Okay

Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same

Sheesh

U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool

Solid

S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache

Okay



des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass

Not feeling this

des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period

Eh

my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit

Lol okay

ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show

Sheesh if a bar could make you look old

paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo

Poorly worded


V profit

[For Battling]

When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back
hmm bit forced here but still not bad
Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart
lmao this is stupid but funny. Doesn’t do the job tho tbh
Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same
ha, nice
U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool
didnt like this
S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache
more of a diss to me but decent bar nonetheless

Profit the alias: I got you having 2.5 in quotes, heart beat was your best line. Couple misses here when you tried to go straight humor, gotta figure out how to do it differently cause that hurt you a bit bro.

Vs



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des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
alright
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
smh come on
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
i tried liking this but tbh I just couldn’t
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
alright
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo
this shit was dope, LOTB

Destroyer: I got you having 3 in quotes. If not for your closer then you would have lost here tbh. Idk why you threw in that second period bar which was clearly filler, that hurt you but either way you won by an inch.

Close battle but Destroyer

[Schadenfreude]

When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back
Played
Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart
No boy.
Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same
Bit too straight forward
U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool
Weak punch
S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache
The idea's there, but the execution's not


des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
Likely played, but it works here
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
Lol
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
Naw, weak
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
Des..smh, u're better than this
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo
That's what I mean, nice closer

Prof you need to freshen up those concepts, if you're gonna attack the same angle EVERYBODY has already, approach the attack in an unique way. Des you obviously mailed it in, execution & your classic sense of humor saved you, VOTE DESTROYER.

[Saint]

Profit

When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back
2nd credit line, cant rock wit it.

Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart
Kinda funny, but eh

Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same
Somewhat played but better

U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool
Thought it was a cool aka broke line lol but eh

S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache
Too straight forward

Destroyer:

des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
Ok.
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
Alright.
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
Idea there, execution not
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
ehh this is vaguely familiar.
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo
This cool. lotb.

Des got it more consistent, pallet line sealed it.
V des

[Pinot Grij]

Des had the two hardest bars of the battle with Burlesque Show and Michalengelo. Wowie Zowie. Really good.

I liked Profit's shit, but none matched the creativity of Des -- the opener was really good, then like 4 old jokes and a closer I didn't understand.

Vote -- Destroyer

[ill nik-A]

This was a cool battle but yo lol @ anyone giving props to that fart line. That was really bad.

Profit, verse was ok minus that and the credit line has been done tooo many. Fit in to be cool was solid

Des, solid. Didn’t like opener but that ender though

Des wins

[Basic M]

A lot of Profits bars were kind of clever but not neccesarily stingers. Kind of leave you wanting for more. Wasnt a fan of the old fart line. It came off as predictable. You've dropped better. This verse was light. Des verse was ok. 1 light bar and 2 ok ones. That closer sealed this for sure. Nice. I liked your opener as well.

Winner/Destroyer

[Aero]

Profit:

When u get no luv u sob in the chat, even tho it's obvious trash
It's simple, that shy guy punch vs Cred-It Did not deserve anything positive back
like the personal, punch was okay
Word is ur near 40, on the net tryna rap w/a cold heart
This like reminiscing of a time U let 1 rip... nobody gives af bout an old fart
silly, not that good
Shoulda hung it up fa ya baby mayne, cos I'm known to slay a lame
That satisfying feelin of hearin his heart beat, too bad HE won't getta say the same
pronoun use on this took away from this bar
U jumped on the "I hate barcotic" bandwagon, like some kids in a preschool
U've outgrown ur dopest kicks but still rock um.. u tryna fit in to be cool
...
S'why ur actin is just wack, so quit the 4 clappin n thug crap
It only shows u've grown to look awkward AF... like for battlings mustache
lol, but more of a diss to FB


Destroyer:

des runs through fools & I see red so I start clownin em fast
Profitable? Nah, u couldn’t sell the shit he pulls out of his ass
what?
des is surrounded by class, & cats know that I’m serious
If ur surrounded by class, it’s cuz ur prolly in second period
fundamentally unlikeable
my schemes are ridiculous, so come on son, just stop it
Ur scheme is 1. Write wack rhymes. 2.????? and 3. Profit
terrible
ur not shit. u wanna bang, homie? Let’s go
when cans come out and u hear the claps this ain’t no burlesque show
what are the cans in reference to? tits.. awful
paint u into a fresco... I’m more than u can handle bro
So when I put this tip to ur pallet & paint the ceiling u can call me Michelangelo
I'm not even sure what you're referencing here. set up was trash and the punch could be borderline gay


Destroyer might've had the worst verse in this round. MVGT Profit

[Destroyer]

Looool
Eat a dick, aero