Infiltration vs Alvin Karpis - KARP WINS

[Orc]

Netcees Battle League: The Legends Edition


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Alvin Karpis Infiltration

[Saint]

in. how many lines?

[Saint]

I got 14.

[Alvin Karpis]

sounds good

[Saint]

@Alvin Karpis stop with all that emotional bitch shit i'll tell u what u stop posting garbage ass bars and i won't nah ur washed up faggoty verses fucking chode u should of never came back to text ur just making a fool of yourself gtfoh
Karp?

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs
Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south dakota
Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes
Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life
Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders

[Alvin Karpis]

yo

With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet
I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey
Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some
Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together

[Schadenfreude]

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs
Not feeling this
Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
Decent
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south dakota
Lol this is nice
Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes
Decent
Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem
Cool, could've been better
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life
Pretty good
Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders
Naw weak..plus they broke-up lol


With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
Just OK
I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that
Again OK
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin
Lol..cool
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet
Nice
I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey
Nothing special
Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some
Weak
Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together
Pretty good closer

Overall Karpis you were aight, but you didn't throw in any stand out heaters, kinda of played it safe. Inf you had a couple reaches, but 'Sturgis' & 'Downsize' were pretty good, those are the bars that got you the edge VOTE INFILTRATION.

[For Battling]

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs
nah fam didn’t like this
Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
barely tbh
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in South Dakota
alright
Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes
ok
Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem
pretty good here
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life
decent
Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders
ehh wasn’t feelin it


Vs


With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
alright
I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that
decent
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero Parkin
lol decent
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet
alright
I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey
didnt like it
Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some
NO
Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together
decent at best

This was hard to judge really. No haymakers found here tbh, inf had 4 and Alvin had 5. Alvin had a lot of decent lines as did inf. and nothing that really stood out in this battle where I can get a clear winner but I think Alvin edged it.

Vote Alvin

[WRATH]

Karp?

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs

Nah

Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin

Nah

Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south dakota

Nah

Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes

Nah

Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem

Nope.

Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life

Nah

Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders

No.




With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box

Almost missed it nice

I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that

Okay

I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin

Feelin this

I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet

Saucey

I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey

Nah

Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some

Obscure reference

Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together

Tame closer


Anything I have to google gets a hard pass.

V - ak

[Aero]

Infiltration:

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs
this could've been good but never end a verse in wah wahs
Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
I'm just not feeling. Sue me.
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south Dakota
I don't like the wording but the wordplay was cool and like attempt at creativity
Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes
the "if this don't go down easy" part could be creative but it also doesn't make sense in the bar so it takes away.. liked the light up ya mug but this needed revision
Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem
Orc saying doh was corny, I get that you're trying to clue us in to the previous bar. alkalide good nameplay
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life
humor is not your lane
Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders
ooooooooooooook



Alvin:

With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
coolio, basing an entire bar on an assumption not always good though
I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that
2004 called and said you can keep this shit
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin
see the first line is an idiom, the start to 2nd is an idiom and literal.. this is funny though but could've been better
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet
why do you know about Goyards? this bar wasn't good
I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey
this was dry, and an older reference in terms of football relevance
Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some
makes it seem like your dick is fun size and cute like a puppy.. and the possessive pronoun here isn't clear as to whom you're talking to
Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together
lol this was cool


This is a hard battle to judge because not only was it close but there were references I had to look up, poor use of grammar, and a bunch of bad humor. Usually I'd do a point breakdown if it's this close but this battle doesn't deserve it. I'm going with who annoyed me less so I'm giving this battle to Karpis.

[For Battling]

Lmaooooo

[BROKE LESNAR]

Karp?

a lost cause.. can't keep a cool head b/c it's a laaarge block,
No pedal effects - I'll STOMP this f'kin crybaby til we hear wah wahs

☆

Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin

☆☆☆☆☆

Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in south dakota

☆☆☆☆☆

Inf'll take control. any weapons on u best lay em slow..
Trustt if this don't go down easy I'm lightin up ya mug like flaming moes

☆☆☆

Orc sayin doh! 'why promote.. this rusty fuck alvin softened'
Now yah'll see alkalide w/my fist & fracture just to compound the problem

☆☆☆☆☆

Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life

☆☆☆☆☆

Wow@that ugly redskin u mount killa, i'da left it downriver
Realll ironic bitch is dirt tier & descended from a race of mound builders

☆☆☆☆☆





yo

With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box

☆☆☆☆☆

I’m the last of a dying breed, and you have the sadest past
When it comes to Inbreed....his family is known for doing exactly that

☆☆☆☆☆

I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero parkin

☆☆☆☆☆

I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet

☆☆☆☆☆

I knew you were the same as trannys, don’t ever say you’re manly
You love tellin us how you got the best D cuz you’re gayer then Jalen Ramsey

☆☆☆

Chicks love my dick, and they say it’s fun...
I’m like hoe wtf you tryna petit four? and you’re at home bakin some

☆☆☆

Reach my status? pshh you’ll fade away as someone we shouldn’t remember
Ya battle career like ages on a puzzle box, gonna take 5-8yrs to put it together

☆☆☆☆☆

Pretty even battle. Quite entertaining. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Inf had a more personal feel so I'm giving it to him.

v-Infiltration

[Flow]

Vote karpis.

Did like the flaming moe line from inf and swellinf leakin. Also think you were alot more creative. Karpis had some very generic or simple concepts in a couple bars but the rest i thought was executed and harder hitting stand out lines were opener aero parking and closer. Actually i really liked closer an amazed ita first time ive seen that seems like something that should be played.

Fun battle props to both

[Orc]

Ya lies 'bout shootin & dealing maaan we can tell it's deceiving
When it come to a head all that kar bunk'll leave his shit swelling & leakin
Men fizz in yo mouth like soda - u'll drink every ounce, iota
Faggot.. u'd sturgis w/ya tongue & swallow biker gangs in South Dakota
Films flop.. but da way you pick clothing fits're never tight
Fuck Matt Damon. ur jersey collection needs to b downsized for a better life

some slick shit, wording on some set ups were iffy and cost ya


Vs


With a name like that you’re a computer nerd, bet you love to install desktops
If I wanted to watch a clown from IT battle kids, I’d rent it from red box
I don’t ride with ya nerdy style and ya weirdo jargon
If you ever see Kar back In, it’ll end worse than Aero Parkin
I always go the extra mile and you need to stop actin brolic
When you Goyards....it’s for that bag in pink with the matchin wallet

Aero line was funny as fuck, some connections weren't great like the puzzle and d line, coulda done more with them

overall a close battle that could go either way and that's why both have got votes. i think that Krp just has quotes that were a little stronger

vote Karp