Swerve vs Alvin Karpis - Alvin Karpis Wins

[Orc]

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

[Alvin Karpis]

Inn

16? up to you

[Swerve]

I'll try....out of the country for work until wednesday might, might just have to key something up

[Alvin Karpis]

ext?

i got 10

[Swerve]

Yea, I've got like 4....I'll get it done by tonight.

[Swerve]

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.
But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.
Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.

[Alvin Karpis]

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves
I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon
I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

[BROKE LESNAR]

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

☆☆☆

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

☆☆☆

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

☆

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

☆

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

☆☆☆☆☆

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.

☆☆☆






Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs

☆☆☆☆☆ lmao

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

☆☆☆☆☆

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

☆☆☆

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

☆☆☆☆☆

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

☆

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

☆☆☆☆☆


Swerve really shit the bed here. Not a good verse. Karpis took this by a fairly wide margin.

v-Alvin Karpis

[Saint]

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

played idea, flip is eh aighhh

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

seen murda sho do this. But its coo

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

one letter nps, nah.

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

eh, least u attempted a personal.

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

this ok.

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys

Eh its relevant so ok

vs

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs

kinda funny

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

This ok, like the diff angle.

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

This aight, a bit simple

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Same as above.

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

nah

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

This ok too, some molly in.


Vote Karp, he put more effort. Swerve seemed less motivated.

[Habitat]

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
not feelin this
The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.
light
But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.
light
Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.
didn't like this
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
i thought this was nice
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.
not feelin this

vs

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
lol kinda light but had the humour factor
Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack
lmao nice
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
cool
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves
not feelin this
I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon
not feelin this
I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there
i thoguht this was dope

Alvin Karpis got this

[Pinot Grij]

Swerve -- great verse -- only things I wasn't feeling was the peace pipe line and the Avengers line -- everything else had a good creative twist to it. Trident and opener were cool. Dis Kar did was cool too.

Karp -- opener is ehh. NSFW is ehh. Can opener is dope. Bay leaves not feeling. I like the Oregon concept but felt execution could've been harsher. Somalian was cool, "truest square" is a weird set up. Also, I just hate gay sex imagery in battles.

This is closer than the voting has gone.. I honestly don't know how to call it. In no way was this a runaway victory one way or the other. Swerve had opener, trident and discarded.. Karp had Can Opener and Somalian. Again, I hate bars about dudes having sex with each other, so that's a black mark on that line for me. I'ma give it to Swerve.

[WRATH]

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.

Mine was better

The frail shots you throw, how do you ever expect to contest?
Just try dent me boy, you'll end up with one of those through your chest.

Reach

But if you love that gun talk, you can get splattered homo,
The piece will spray and leave a red ring around A like the avengers logo.

Lazy

Ya girl the nastiest rachet and that redskin makes the beat right,
Got her kneeling before the horse god right before she smokum peace pipe.

Nah

Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.

Okay.

We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys

Okay.



Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffsfat wife

Okay

Not Safe for work is needed they say, dont have to look over ya back
Read ya recent battles and I actually thought NSFW meant New Swerve’s Fuckin Wack

Eh

I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up

Nice

Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Eh

I see you be hypin ya lines, but you gonna need more to win
I guess you really are new to gassin yourself up....like Oregon

Okay

I’m in the club gettin pussy and you were orderin a drink like the truest square
Someone slipped Somalian it, and later you got gangbanged by 5 dudes from there

Okay


V - karp

[Letterman]

Swerve’s closer was ok. That’s about the only thing I was feeling from that verse. Karlo had some pretty good concepts and was fairly consistent with okish bars. Like the Oregon concept was dope but your execution made it decent. I got Karp winning with better attempts.

v/Karp

[Diablo]

Swerve had some hit, couple misses toward the middle but largely consistent as fuck and I liked it.

Two girls at a time is nothing for me, sometimes its 3 or 4.
While the only threesome Alvin's been in is with Simon and Theodore.
Word is you've come back awful, so don't you get it twisted,
If anyone read a diss-Kar-did...that's what they ended up doing with it.
We said 10, but I got 12 because I know you can't hurt me,
I just added a few extras before your L to make it look like one of your jerseys.


vs.

Alvin: I loved that opening line, thank god someone still enjoys clowning bars, I get a bit bored of the empty threats and shit lol:

Swerve the hardest dude in Canada, trust me this mans tough
He ran from the police, got arrested, and walked back to the horse in handcuffs
I’ll finger fuck ya chick and after that I know I’m a fuck
All it takes is a twist with one hand and I Can Opener her up
Pull her with one line, guess it’s the way I say things
I’ll plant my dick in ya girl so don’t get mad when ya Bay Leaves

Somali/some molly was cool but I felt you could have done more with it tbh so I ignored that. Ive got it pretty even here, I'd maybe tip it AK's way because I enjoyed his verse more overall and he mixed it up with clowning and wordplay even if he had a couple misses too like that Oregon line.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Karpus wins 6-1