Joe Metts Vs Pinot Grij - Pinot Grij Wins

[Orc]

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Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
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Pinot Grij Joe Metts Moe Jetts

[Pinot Grij]

Toot toot!

[Moe Jetts]

Take it easy on me buddy.

[Pinot Grij]

Joe's sign in:

I’ll try a week.


^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy
Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try
I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach
You would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published
He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes
His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for
It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale
Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail
And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya
Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor
I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam
No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes
Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs
Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs
I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans
Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones

[Pinot Grij]

Moe Jetts -- plenty of people taking the ext. post today if you can

[BROKE LESNAR]

Pinot Grij wins

[For Battling]

Joe's sign in:




^^^ How noncommittal! Typical attitude from a heavy-set guy
Sounds like your response to every diet your family’s begged you to try
lmao
I think you say “Fuck it” every time you put food in your stomach
You would eat Green Eggs & Ham, plus every other book that’s been published
lol’d again
He can’t even hear music — the fat clogs up his ear holes
His favorite band is the gastric one he’s been saving for years for
wording in the second line bit off but overall cool bar
It feels unfair to take swipes at this bumbling blubbery whale
Bitch, I’ll shoot you in 4 to 8 weeks when my hunting license comes in the mail
creative take here, I dug it
And if you say that you deserve to live, then I believe ya
Too bad my semi ain’t sold. I’m a bad realtor
ehhh
I’ll put a shooter on your house, your work, any place you roam
No escapin’, holmes — I’ll put an animal on everything like baby clothes
fireeee
Your bitch stay hungry too, be careful when she come in for hugs
Cuz I gave the bitch the almond milk — that means I nut in her jugs
pretty cool here
I hope you default on your 2005 Hyundai Elantra’s loans
Then you wrap that whip around a tree, no Indiana Jones
nice


Yooo fire comeback. This was a nice verse. Good shit

[Maximus]

haa. the last three bars of Grij were just straight fire especially the animal line. loved it. cool verse homie

[Saint]

Good verse.
Some of the fat joke material got stale but a few were still cool; opener was a nice use of a quote to flip into à punch..
I liked ur last 3 in particular.

[Aero]

Moe Jetts don't show your face around Netcees again.