What fucked up ''dance moves'' have chicks used on you to wow you over that just didn't work?

[Objective]

I've grown and matured

[Ghost1]

would've liked thread if it was bad stuff women did in bed


my life is not a so you think u can dance out take

if a bitch do any dance move to me and its not her ass rubbing against my weenis our communication is severed immediately.

[Inno]

I’ve cabbage patched my way into some trim before

[Objective]

would've liked thread if it was bad stuff women did in bed

You're free to go ahead and make a thread about bad stuff women have done to you in bed. I thought about it but nah, there's already enough of those tbh. and I want confirmation from my NCs brethren that I'm not alone with these kinds of experiences.

[Mr. J]

Awkwardly grinding sums up this thread.

[Aero]

Horrible OP.

[ill nik-A]

Doo-doo Brown


Y’all niggaz don’t know bout that miami shit

[Destroyer]

Bags, don’t use “severed” and “weenis” in the same sentence, damn

[Clout]

Dude, i had multiple times woman grab a stool to grind they ass on me. I'm too tall for most women lol. Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

[dull boy]

Dude, i had multiple times woman grab a stool to grind they ass on me. I'm too tall for most women lol. Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

You talk funny.

[Clout]

You talk funny.

Thanks man

[BROKE LESNAR]

nah

[Objective]

Always laughed had a homegirl grab a step ladder to lap dance on me haha

lmfao, never had that happen to me. I'm a pretty tall dude as well, it is kinda funny when they don't take it into account and end up grinding your thighs instead, and going lower doesn't help because they'll go lower as well not realizing what they're doing. I'm having a feeling it's a case of short white girl syndrome.

[Objective]

Horrible OP.

That's because you can't relate to it due to not dating enough/being able to pick up chicks at clubs or something.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’ve cabbage patched my way into some trim before

Lmao

Hidden gem in this pile of shit thread

[Clout]

lmfao, never had that happen to me. I'm a pretty tall dude as well, it is kinda funny when they don't take it into account and end up grinding your thighs instead, and going lower doesn't help because they'll go lower as well not realizing what they're doing. I'm having a feeling it's a case of short white girl syndrome.

Lol i know man, i'm glad someone understands my pain. Damn near on my knee cap at times.

[Witty]

One drunken night a girl puked on me and then kissed me.

Best £100 I ever spent