ROAST OF KRUCIAL I STILL THINK BRACKETS ARE COOL & USE #s FOR LETTERS FAGGOT THIRTEEN ASS

[RoastKing]

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WTF? IS THAT YOUR FINGER OR AN OVER COOKED HOT DOG?

WTF? IS THAT YOUR FINGER OR DID YOU LOSE IT AND THEY REPLACED IT WITH YOUR DICK?

WTF? IS THAT YOUR FINGER OR A BEEF JERKY STICK?

WTF? IS THAT YOUR FINGER OR A FUCKING LINCOLN LOG?

LOOKING LIKE CBRIZZIES BROTHER THAT WISH HE COULD AFFORD A LIGHT BULB

LET THE SLAUGHTER COMMENCE....

[Inno]

Russel westbroke

[RoastKing]

ALERT! CRIME FIGHTER KRUCIAL IS IN HOODS NEAR YOU DAMAGING SHOULDERS OF ALL BULLIES!!

NO LONGER HAVE THE BURDEN OF BULLIES ON YOUR SHOULDERS, DAMAGE THEIRS.


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Full video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPmel2XCgU

A BIRDY DROPPED THIS NICE VIDEO OFF TO ME

CAN'T BE SERIOUS WITH THIS BS?

YOU SLOWED IT DOWN FOR THE DRAMTIC EFFECT OF MISSING THE MONEY SHOT?

HIS SHOULDER HURT FOR LIKE 10MIN! YOU GOT THAT BULLY!

[Diablo]

lmao did Vulgar forget the password to the Swansberg account again or is this just really bad tryhardery?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Stephen Curry Curveball lookin ass

[RoastKing]

lmao did Vulgar forget the password to the Swansberg account again or is this just really bad tryhardery?

LMAO DID YOU FORGET YOUR PLACE OR IS ROCKING A SKUNK WITH A MAN PENIS FROM 15YEARS AGO REALLY BAD TRYHARDERY??

[Ghost1]

lars arguing with himself in his own thread lol gone

[Diablo]

not me bro

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

l

[Diode]

so much more could have been done here

like anything

anything at all

not one lol was given this day

[Diode]

lol damn this isn't me but let's let the roast properly commence


Lives in the basement of a cornerstore and only answers to the name "Rawwad the Stain"

Chek taste tester during the holiday season

His rap name is Sting RayZ

Looking like a latch key kid got adopted by Strikta

thank you for your efforts

[RoastKing]

DIODE WAS BULLIED AS A KID

[Diode]

DIODE WAS BULLIED AS A KID

we don't need your kind of negativity on this site.

i don't need your kind of negativity on this site.

[RoastKing]

BUT WAS OK IF IT WAS FUNNY TO YOU?

JUST LET THIS BE ABOUT THIS LOSER AND NOT ABOUT YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO STEP OUT OF YOUR SECRETARY POSISTION AND BE CEO...

NOW THAT #METOO IS OVER LETS KEEP THIS GOING...

[Diode]

BUT WAS OK IF IT WAS FUNNY TO YOU?

JUST LET THIS BE ABOUT THIS LOSER AND NOT ABOUT YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO STEP OUT OF YOUR SECRETARY POSISTION AND BE CEO...

NOW THAT #METOO IS OVER LETS KEEP THIS GOING...

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[For Battling]

Chyeahhh!!!

[Diode]

idk what you're even going on about but lemee get them shoulders ill give you zelph's address ok

[Nick James]

Lookin like laVar balls down syndrome kid he been hidin from the media

[Nick James]

Last picture he took before he killed himself

Type shit

[Nick James]

If ben simmons started smokin meth at 15

[RoastKing]

EAR DOUBLES AS A MEGAPHONE

GETS EYEBROWS DONE WITH VICTOR

HAS PART OF ZELPHS LOST LIP

FIGHT VIDEO WITH NO AUDIO = SET UP

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[Nick James]

Russel westbroke

Lmaoo

[ACTIVATE SELF]

This nigga got an ear transplant...upside down.

This nigga face looks like he just smelled his fingers.

This nigga finger smells like vienna sausage juice.

This nigga got on a Cassidy hat.

This nigga live in a basement on westside of Cleveland.

This nigga...I don't actually know. He might be a cool dude.

[Geno]

This nigga Caught evanders ear when tyson spit it out, with his teef.. Used it

This nigga Left nostril couldnt stand the smell no more. jumped

This nigga got phelps fingered

This nigga ear look like it got beat by dre

This nigga wears headphones like a chinstrap

[ACTIVATE SELF]

I took a selfie wit an Apple 8
This nigga took a selfie wit a baked potato

[ACTIVATE SELF]

This nigga wears headphones like a chinstrap

Lol

[For Battling]

I took a selfie wit an Apple 8
This nigga took a selfie wit a baked potato

Lmao

[Geno]

Lmaoooooo gone off the baked potatoe. Thats game hahaha

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

C

[Enbombz]

Dudes Looks like a game of soggy biscuit that ended In Germination

[ACTIVATE SELF]

This nigga remind me of Y2K

This nigga sad
This nigga lonely as fuck
This nigga look like his twin forgot today was his birthday

[~RustyGunZ~]

Fuck this site

Can't even roast anymore

Don't even give them the honor of your presence vulgar this isn't netcees

[RoastKing]

Fuck this site

Can't even roast anymore

Don't even give them the honor of your presence vulgar this isn't netcees

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[Objective]

I love this part where people drive an influx of new guys off the site the second there's a few that actually wants to stay here. smfdh. This is why I'm leaving for a few months at a time on occasion, maybe it's time to do that again.

For those that don't know it basically went like this:

''LMFAO, gud 1. Oh, lmfao, we drove it off. *scratches neckbeard* ''YERR, ALPHA POWAH!'' as a few jerks off in a circle and high fives simultaneously.

''Shit, too many people actually left, lol. But is this what we want tho?''

''Ye, lol, let's try not doing that again.''

30 seconds later:

''It was fun the first 30 times, so it's gotta be fun for another 30!''

Word, but only for those 30 seconds tho'. Not hatin' or anything, I'm legit laughing at a couple of these but let's be real. What's up for next week? 500 word essays? At least come up with something new.

Up next: ''Shit's dead, idk y. Prolly cus we drove em off, let's not do that again...''

Nice. At least roast someone that hasn't been roasted before that are lime af, someone like me or whatever that has been here a minute. Someone that most likely comes back regardless what happens next. Fucking self destructive trolls with the memory and antics of a retired boxer with alzheimers and a severe coke addiction. Thought we had established that this wasn't productive at all for anyone.

[Geno]

This is the thinning of the heard man. You have to be able to withstand the initial roast and actuallu stick around after. Otherwise ur juat gonna end up leaving anyway. People who cant laugh at themselves and take the shit to seriously just dont belong at ncs man. You and i and everyone knows this to be true.

Take the bake. Withstand. Dish a fewojokes back out.. And then fit right in and carry on with the lol's and youll be an NCG before u know it. THATS HOW THIS WORKS

[RoastKing]

I love this part where people drive an influx of new guys off the site the second there's a few that actually wants to stay here. smfdh. This is why I'm leaving for a few months at a time on occasion, maybe it's time to do that again.

For those that don't know it basically went like this:

''LMFAO, gud 1. Oh, lmfao, we drove it off. *scratches neckbeard* ''YERR, ALPHA POWAH!'' as a few jerks off in a circle and high fives simultaneously.

''Shit, too many people actually left, lol. But is this what we want tho?''

''Ye, lol, let's try not doing that again.''

30 seconds later:

''It was fun the first 30 times, so it's gotta be fun for another 30!''

Word, but only for those 30 seconds tho'. Not hatin' or anything, I'm legit laughing at a couple of these but let's be real. What's up for next week? 500 word essays? At least come up with something new.

Up next: ''Shit's dead, idk y. Prolly cus we drove em off, let's not do that again...''

Nice. At least roast someone that hasn't been roasted before that are lime af, someone like me or whatever that has been here a minute. Someone that most likely comes back regardless what happens next. Fucking self destructive trolls with the memory and antics of a retired boxer with alzheimers and a severe coke addiction. Thought we had established that this wasn't productive at all for anyone.



OBJ AT HOME LIKE


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[Dope girl]

Eye pop out after he saw huge butt

[For Battling]

He look like pop his mom too

[BROKE LESNAR]

lmao

[Objective]

This is the thinning of the heard man. You have to be able to withstand the initial roast and actuallu stick around after. Otherwise ur juat gonna end up leaving anyway. People who cant laugh at themselves and take the shit to seriously just dont belong at ncs man. You and i and everyone knows this to be true.

Take the bake. Withstand. Dish a fewojokes back out.. And then fit right in and carry on with the lol's and youll be an NCG before u know it. THATS HOW THIS WORKS

Yeah, but not after like 25-50 posts or some shit. This happened to people with 500-1000+ posts, there's a bigger chance they'll stay. People with extremely few posts just won't give a shit because they haven't really made up their mind yet whether they like this place or not. Thinning of the herd... Last I checked 90% of the people that got roasted last time of the new guys just fucking left because they didn't really care yet. You can't support roasting people this fast and call yourself a smart man at the same time.

[WRATH]

Good way to weed out the rohaan type dudes off bat

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

this site is already wierd lmao
show me yall pics so i can roast u back. or do u not have one? like every other insecure faggot on battle forums lmao

[Objective]

this site is already wierd lmao
show me yall pics so i can roast u back. or do u not have one? like every other insecure faggot on battle forums lmao

Just search for the roasts, mostly everyone here has been through it and I think everyone has posted their picture at one time or another. They're dope af but most are weak and just leaves because they can't stand the heat. That's why I'm kinda sick of seeing this shit happening before people even get a chance to understand at least a tiny bit of the way we fuck around with each other here. So it's not like I'm against it either but I feel a certain balance would be nice too as at this point it serves no other purpose than molding the community into one certain type of humor and personality, there'll be less variety and so on if it happens too fast. At least if people have been here for a minute it's easier to just give a fuck about the disc board and stick to the tourneys instead, before we've gotten to that point they'll just leave and we'll end up battling each other 24/7 again leaving no room for new people to writing to improve or members from other sites to participate in whatever and see how this site works in practice realizing hate and/or sarcasm doesn't translate to who is voting for who, that we're real like that.

Yeah, I fucked with this roast and broke the golden rule but I know exactly what I'm doing so I hope all y'all put what I said above into account. For anyone saying I'm a white knight or weak or whatever, cool, I can see why and it's not like I won't go in either if there's a purpose for it. Haven't seen Gina around for a minute for example. That said, I genuinely mean what I say and I don't give a fuck how any of you takes it or think about me, so keep it up if it gets your juices going.

[Inno]

this site is already wierd lmao
show me yall pics so i can roast u back. or do u not have one? like every other insecure faggot on battle forums lmao

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[Krucial Th1rt3en]

If ben simmons started smokin meth at 15

this made me laugh lmao
innovaters russel westbroke made me laugh too
the rest of yall rib like 19 yr old college whiteboys who sniff bathsalts

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

This nigga got an ear transplant...upside down.

This nigga face looks like he just smelled his fingers.

This nigga finger smells like vienna sausage juice.

This nigga got on a Cassidy hat.

This nigga live in a basement on westside of Cleveland.

This nigga...I don't actually know. He might be a cool dude.

a cpl of these was funny too lol
i cant wait to see yall ugly ass mfs pics lmao

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

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my guy smoking baby roaches that he just picked out of his stankin ass beard lmaooo

[Witty]

Posting in your own roast is poor etiquette.

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

Posting in your own roast is poor etiquette.

lmao yall rules are super funny.
"u cant roast us back" lmao wtf

[Dope girl]

BUTT FLAT SINK INTO CHAIR

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

BUTT FLAT SINK INTO CHAIR

lmao wtf do that mean?
yall be posting some retarded random shit lmao

[Dope girl]

It meAn butt stuck in CHAIR
Take a joke

[RoastKing]

SMOKED SO MUCH CRACK HE THINKS HE'S ON COMEDY CENTRAL

BEST OPTION IS TAKING PICTURES IN HALF THE LIGHT

I MEAN, REALLY WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND?

IT'S NOT A FINGER ITS A BLUNT RIGHT?

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

It meAn butt stuck in CHAIR
Take a joke

ha ha that was hilarious

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

yall be posting some retarded random shit lmao

You look like Sinbad after a chemotherapy treatment

You look like one of the People from Under the Stairs

You look like you were the winner of an NBA Gallstones Game

Bubba Gump shrimp lookin boy

Lookin like a Polynesian gargoyle started modeling for Lugz

fuckouttahere

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

SMOKED SO MUCH CRACK HE THINKS HE'S ON COMEDY CENTRAL

BEST OPTION IS TAKING PICTURES IN HALF THE LIGHT

I MEAN, REALLY WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR HAND?

IT'S NOT A FINGER ITS A BLUNT RIGHT?

wow, you are so good at roasting.that must be why your name is roast king.


not


weres your pic?

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

You look like Sinbad after a chemotherapy treatment

You look like one of the People from Under the Stairs

You look like you were the winner of an NBA Gallstones Game

Bubba Gump shrimp lookin boy

Lookin like a Polynesian gargoyle started modeling for Lugz

fuckouttahere
lmaoooooooooooo those were hilarious foreal

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

o

[Nick James]

You look like Sinbad after a chemotherapy treatment

You look like one of the People from Under the Stairs

You look like you were the winner of an NBA Gallstones Game

Bubba Gump shrimp lookin boy

Lookin like a Polynesian gargoyle started modeling for Lugz

fuckouttahere

lmaooooo

v/ this dude

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

Lookin like the Fresh Prince of Zaire

Lookin like an extra from House Party 7: Haunted House edition

Lookin like you hog all the spicy Cheetos whenever you watch football at your boy's house

Lookin like a gremlin and Joakim Noah had a baby

Face of a bedbug, hand of a horsefly, ear of a fruitbat... this muthafucka a walking safari exhibit

u mean hot cheetos? lmaooo

[Krucial Th1rt3en]

this roast was kinda funny for the most part, but lets get some females in here to see what they think lmao

[bleak]

BUTT FLAT SINK INTO CHAIR