King Karaoke vs Broke Lesnar - KING KARAOKE WINS

[Orc]

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Jan 4th and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours



Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.


Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!

[BROKE LESNAR]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppleganger
called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles
u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread
i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke
u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades
champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl

[King Karaoke]

Hi...


http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?495681-Ways-to-improve-text-No-more-similes-Statements-approved

I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respect
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connect
Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass fact
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Black
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad
Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sick
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic
I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper game
And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haiti

Bye...

[Schadenfreude]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
Decent, but what 9mm is bolt action? Only rifles are, so the setup doesn't really correlate
knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppleganger
So there's a vid or pic of KK w/ a lookalike or you just don't know the definition of LITERALLY
called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal
Bit corny, but it's works
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles
Best bar so far
u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread
Nice, I like this as well
i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke
Decent
u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades
Nope, Halo concepts are dead & buried
champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl
Prob played, but I've personally never seen this specific flip


I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
Kinda nullified considering his whole speil is the "improvement of text"
Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respect
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connect
Lol..nice
Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass fact
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Black
Decent
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
DOPE
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad
Lol..good joke
Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sick
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic
Nasty
I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper game
OK, nothing crazy
And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haiti
Weak, throwaway closer

Overall KARAOKE took it, even tho the opener & closer were weak, the middle of that verse was pretty good. Lesnar you had "Unsullied" & "Poll Option" but rest were just OK or flat out misses.

[Habitat]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
ok as is could made this work better
knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppleganger
not a fan
called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal
lol i dunno if this is personal but i liked it
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles
lmao nice
u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread
im not getting the entendre of ncg (i get netcees g, not the other way arouund)
i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke
lol aight
u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades
not a fan
champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl
decent

vs

I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
decent personal
Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respect
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connect
punches never connect been done all kinds of ways. didn't like this
Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass fact
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Black
diggin this
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
cool
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad
lol aight
Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sick
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic
not feeling this
I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper game
not feelin this
And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haiti
nah

Shits close as hell.. but i got broke with one more quotable. cool battle tho

v-broke

[Flow]

Brokes best bar was that aero ns line for me that was funny af i liked that. Also enjoyed his knuck opener, he unsullied line was light but enjoyed it as ive been away awhile an yet to see a GoT bar. Roastking bar was good also.

Kar was consistent an everything hit for me bar kodak and closer which were light albeit still better then brokes misses.

Hard call both had personals i dug an decent bars throughout, but felt kars misses (light hits) were a shade more my preference to brokes.

Vote karoke

[Swerve]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles

vs.

I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad

V - Karaoke, got him with one more punch that really connected and a more consistent verse.

[For Battling]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
this is nice all around
knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppelgänger
wasnt feelin this
called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal
decent, these are mostly all played on him but I gave your opener credit because it was dope, this had less originality
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles
lmaooo nice
u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread
alright cool
i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke
good again
u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades
this reads hard on the eyes, wasnt feelin the execution
champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl
you went full barcotic on this one. Works though. Not bad

Vs


I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
ok
Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respect
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connect
nah, concept is played & you should kno that
Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass fact
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Black
decent
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
this is dope af
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad
damn, nice again
Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sick
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic
alright I liked it
I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper game
alright
And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haiti
this was cool

Yo this was a dope ass battle. Broke came nice af and he only had 2 misses for me, his hits were dope and I enjoyed all the fresh concepts in his verse. Kare also had a nice verse, and tbh he only had 1 clear miss because of a played concept. A few decent bars but was overall more consistent and had two back to back hitters. Broke has definitely solidified himself as one of the last textcees who can drop nice wp in his verse without having to force it, wording is usually always crisp and concepts are never redundant. If Kare ends up not voting again this week then like Orc said, votes will be deducted. But to keep it 100 I think Kare won this with just 1 more good bar, 1 less miss. Again, dope battle and props to both.

Vote: King Karaoke

[Barcotic]

unsullied
roastking
neo fights

vs

tried being cool lotb
monkey on a nigga
basic

v/karaoke
barely

[WRATH]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime

Solid

knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppleganger

Ehh

called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal

Ehh

u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles

Nah

u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread

Lol

i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke

Yea this is good

u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades

Reach

champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl

Smart




I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the mostfat wife

Cool

Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respectfat wife
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connectfat wife

Heh okay

Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass factfat wife
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Blackfat wife

Cool

They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st placefat wife

Cool

Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dadfat wife
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M adfat wife

Looool

Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sickfat wife
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic

Cool

I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper gamefat wife

Lol okay

And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haitifat wife

Would have liked a cleaner connection


This was cool, came down to misses

V - King

[Alvin Karpis]

Broke had a couple decent lines, opener, unsullied, and roastking. roastking could have been fire if worded differently imo
Karaoke had less misses, kodak black and H&M hit hard
Consistency got it for him

V Karaoke

[Kill Spree]

i 'memba when seth outed u, u ain't even pop the nine
u got knuck familiar w/ the bolt action, n let that cracker run u off the lime
Bolt action is a rifle..punch was dope but set up took sting away for me
knuck legit did u wrong bruh, had to face alot of anger
we all seen u get literally beside urself, then sad embrace ur doppleganger
nice personal but as a whole im not feeling this
called his work desperate af, u even texted his mobile
u were so anxious to give seth a ring, u cried when he rejected ur proposal
liked this
u keep that grey worm swag, no worry it's acceptable..
when i say ur reputations unsullied its cuz ur a virgin without any testicles
dope
u ducked cred in week one?!, this narrow bozo's dead..
ur such a pathetic excuse for an NCG, ur a poll option in aero's n/s thread
Dope
i'd slam ur pic but it's overkill, this here a brutal choke..
just saying u ain't difficult to roastking, ur whole career been a krucial joke
Yup this was sick lmao
u get lit UP w/ tracer bullets, heh i'll splatter ur brains..
each round glow then stick to u jackal the same as halo plasma grenades
Choppy bro... miss
champed 6x now ur washed, k ur fame it went to hell
made ur celebrity thanks to neophytes, dude ur the agent smith of the nbl
tbh i was feeling this either man.

vs

I'm squeezing the toast and leaving him ghost
Hypocrite, how can u say text needs improvement when u need it the most
I fuck with this...
Still watching men in tights at 30, no wonder why you're not getting respect
You're as fake as wrestling, makes sense that your punches never connect
no played shit here
Never backed down, knocked out many thats a cold ass fact
I'll give you the hands and leave more knots on your head than Kodak Black
tbh this was light...would like to see more tie in with the concept
They mentioned failed aliases in the mag but Blam Newton wasn't the worst case
U tried being Cool, guess neither of us is good at being what we're not in the 1st place
Dope...LOTB
Your chick keeps bringing different dudes around, got the kids calling them dad
Because your wife's a slut, she put the monkey on a nigga like that H&M ad
YEs... Joe boston used this concept on me last week and it was god aweful.
Rb is the g league and nc's is the pros, I'll tell it to your face prick u ain't sick
Read your champ match and had a tough time distinguishing which verse wasn't Basic
Dope[b]
I should quit the shame but champing over there isn't something I'd be quick to claim
You're a fag who's had more niggas slide in the back door than after a Clipper game
[b]Meh... not feelin this
And your mom is no better, I hate to say it G
But you came from a shithole that's far worse than Africa or Haiti
lmao... lazy bar right here man. this was a miss


Overall... Dope battle here Both came with personals But I got broke with one more quotable than Kar. So i gotta edge it to him

V/Broke

[Saint]

unsullied, pathetic excuse, roastking

h&m ad was jokes, uncool lotb, kodak black

cool battle, this was difficult. I feel kare had the standouts but air misses while broke was more ok.
have to lean it to my fave hits here.

vote kare

[Destroyer]

I got karaoke here. He had the more impactful bars where broke was trying to hard to be clever. Cool was lotb, h&m was lolz, Kodak Black was dope
Broke had some personal shit going on but within that a lot of the concepts were just simple
(Ring/proposal, bolt action/leaving) and just as a result didn’t hit as hard as they could have
Kar was more consistent and clever.

V/kk

[Nick James]

Decent battle.. broke had the roastking/krucial n the aero line. Overall pretty decent. Karaoke was a lil more direct n that clippers line hit home. Opener was alrite and the cool/1st place was worded good enuff to do the trick. Karaoke edged it

V/ k

[For Battling]

King Karaoke Wins 10-2