Cashius vs Ender - CASHIUS WINS

[Orc]

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THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Sunday,
Voting ends Thursday,
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.



Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.


Cashius Ender

[Ender]

Check. 12 lines?

[Orc]

Cashius has until tomorrow to check in or he will be replaced

[Cashius]

I'm here.

[Ender]

Went 10 instead.

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land
I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced
Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020
Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out

[Cashius]

Sure, sounds like fun.
The newb tourney, eh?
But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot
You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnet
Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it
I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a date
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State
I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket

[Barcotic]

not feeling any of ender's verse tbph. closer played was af, the no setup punch missed huge & the other 3 were just weak concepts

vs

snap your fingers
bird box

v/cash

[Schadenfreude]

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land
Huh? How does It relate to land? Maybe I.T/LAN?
I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag
Good excution, but super played concept
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced
No, just no. Not at all clever or funny
Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020
Nope
Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out
Relevant personal, but weak execution


But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot
Too straight forward
You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnet
Lol DOPE
Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it
Decent
I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a date
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State
Just OK
I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket
Decent

VOTE CASHIUS that 'sonnet' bar killed it, Ender you have to use clearer wording & more creative & original concepts.

[Saint]

sonnets, bird box

ender must have been rushed I didnt feel a thing here. that seen face & bounced line was wtf.

vote cashius

[Orc]

Up

[Amen]

NOTHING

vs

Sonnet and Bird Box were tough.

v/Cash

[Destroyer]

Cashius got this
Lmao
Wtf was that ....................... shit?
No, just no. No. No.
Sonnet was hilarious. I also dug Michigan state

V/cashius

[ill nik-A]

The sonnet line was fucking hilarious Jesus. The rest was ok. Ender needs a lot of work. I didn’t see anything connect

I got cash

[Flow]

Ender has his closer. If i had to give one. Cash won by his second bar.

Vote cash

[WRATH]

Went 10 instead.

I’m the King and I’ve made NC my Kingdom, understand
While you got the IT factor… because you’re the worst in the ‘Land

Nah

I never leave the casino when I’m winning, and I never lose fag
So when I say ‘Cashius out’ I’m just giving you a preview of the mag

Okay
…………………………………………………………………...............?????
I’m sorry, I had a set-up for you, must’ve seen your face and bounced

Kill yourself

Cash last dropped a verse in 2016, I don’t think he has plenty
But I’m sure he could write some new dope lines by Round 2…. 2020

Nah

Ya girl needs a real man, and I’ll split in her half, no doubt
I’ll leave her pussy looking like all your lines… ridiculously stretched out

Light


The newb tourney, eh?fat wife
But you've been writing for years...This shit is fucking sadness
...And it's not JUST because you're a vet, but because you signed in like such a faggot

Lol ok

You write man poems. While I have shooters that'll have you bleeding, got it?
I snap my fingers...you die. You snap your fingers when a faggot reads a sonnetfat wife

Funny

Your girl got that floppy pussy. It's probably full of disease and viruses
That bird box hangs maaaad low but I would never put seed inside of it

Good

I'll take a fist to the taint if he EVER takes a bitch on a datefat wife
I mean...the waist, the zits on the face...He couldn't get raped at Michigan State

Nice

I read his old shit, Orc. This guy isn't average...don't lie to me, faggot
From what I've seen you ascend, but I'll be the one who's climbing the bracket

Ehh it doesnt matter

V cash