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Orc
01-23-2018, 11:48 AM
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THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Sunday,
Voting ends Thursday,
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.



Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.


Paradigm Ghost1

Paradigm
01-23-2018, 04:52 PM
16-24?

Unfukwitable
01-24-2018, 02:35 PM
16-24?

16?

Paradigm
01-24-2018, 03:07 PM
I'll match whatever you want... 16 is coo

Paradigm
01-30-2018, 02:47 AM
Wish Bags didn't duck :(

I don't think you're showing so here is 10...

Bounce two clips off your dome, catch & load'em mid air
Both arms locked & ready to twist this joint... Figure Four, Ric Flair
The phalanx impenetrable every step is wit rhythm & grace
if he uses Spartan Tactics its after gymnastics practice at Michigan State
You squad up & do drive bys like you the rudest here right
when I circle ya block... its on a map & I'm calling in a nuclear strike
The way he fumbles his wording I'll murder this lame
Then Put U on display quicker then Miami Hurricanes Turnover Chain
I'm dumping bodies with both wrists clasped & abandoned
Ironic Bags was over his head & left you to get kidnapped & ransomed

Pinot Grij
01-30-2018, 10:37 PM
Not feeling opener
Michigan State line was cool.. well constructed.
Nuclear strike is kinda funny, but we know you ain't got nukes, bro. Like, it's hard enough to believe everyone is a seasoned assassin with assault rifles and shit, but you've GONE TOO FAR NOW!
Hurricanes is over my head.
Don't get the closer.

That Michigan State line was a real standout -- should probably be in the Top Punches of the week.

Barcotic
01-31-2018, 08:59 AM
opener was dope, ur welcome
spartan tactics was coo
circle ya block was flames

verse simmered after that but overall good drop
this would have been battle of the round, IMO

Swerve
01-31-2018, 10:44 AM
Bounce two clips off your dome, catch & load'em mid air
Both arms locked & ready to twist this joint... Figure Four, Ric Flair

Dope...lawwwd

You squad up & do drive bys like you the rudest here right
when I circle ya block... its on a map & I'm calling in a nuclear strike

Savage


How you gonna waste lines like that? Glawddd