KempoMRK
01-25-2018, 02:11 PM
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Intro
Tight week. The whole top 20 showed and only the shit that went down between Sound and F5TH Dawg tarnished it. Pretty strange week though, for me at least. A lotta stuff that other people liked that I didn’t, and vice versa. Eh, iono, weird. Things went down well. Voting, on the whole, was quite good. Some tight sign in’s, a new champ and some cool battles set up for this week. Along with my new idea!
The Myspace Member Diss Cypher
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Haha, long title but it describes what this is perfectly. Every week I pick a random member from MySpace and everyone disses them. Usually it’ll be a random member who no one knows, but occasionally it could be YOU! Or even ME!!! I think it’ll work out nicely, tell me what you think about it. The winner will be announced in the mag, and they’ll get a win added or a loss removed. The rules and everything are in the thread, which you can find here:
http://forums.b-boys.com/showthread.php?t=2685
New Champ!
Richard Corey won the title this week to become the 3rd WBL champ in it’s short existent. So far the champs have been Fracture, ouch and Richard Corey. Dope line-up. Props to Corey.
Fracture – New Mod
Fracture has been added to the league’s mod team in an advisor position. He’ll bring authority to the WBL due to him being respected all over the net. He’ll do a good job no doubt. If any other vets would be interested in being an advisor, get at me and I’ll consider it.
Battle Reviews
WBL Championship Match: 1. Troublesome (7-1) vs 2. Richard Corey (5-0)
Iono about this. Troublesome dropped first and his verse was pretty played. He had some bars like the sweet chin bar, attract bar, parkinsons bar, ultra sound bar, dick bar. All those are played. I wasn’t really feelin his verse at all to be fair. He dropped a Fracture bar that I liked though, ‘n a links bar that was pretty good ‘n hit hard. Corey dropped ‘n I wasn’t feelin his verse all that much either. I liked the scissorhands bar, that was cool. And the Troublesome-Sound bar was dope. But cept that I didn’t really like anything. The voters felt different and they had it as a dope battle though. Corey took it pretty comprehensively, winning 8-3 to become the 3rd ever WBL champion. Props to Corey.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. F5TH Dawg (4-0) vs 4. Sound (6-2)
This battle was bullshit. It looks like everythings gonna go down fine, both seem like they’re gonna drop verses, so it’s all cool. F5TH votes early and gets his links done, so does Sound I believe, so no bullshit that way. Then apparently, I didn’t see this, F5TH Dawg edits a no-show verse into his check in believing that Sound is gonna no-show. Even though I didn’t see this I can believe it, as firstly the check in was edited. Secondly F5TH had no reason to edit the check in as he’d already dropped his 4 links. And thirdly F5TH then edited with 3 links. So he definitely musta put something in there. Sound ends up showing 1 minute before the deadline claiming that he’s put up a no-show keyed verse, when in actuality he’d been working on his verse for the whole week. F5TH edits out his no-show verse from his check in and drops a verse an hour and a half after the deadline, a couple of votes come in then Sound says he’s taking the DQ win. So both of you acted like bitches. F5TH for editing in a no-show verse then takin it out and Sound for takin a no-show win. Sound won via DQ.
5. Mercules (7-2) vs 6. $pitacular (3-1)
Merc didn’t drop great at all really. He hasn’t seemed to have dropped a cool verse in a little while in the WBL. I wasn’t really feelin anything. Pin back bar coulda been decent but it was worded wrong. Spit dropped quite a lotta played wordplay, senior, firewall, discount. I liked the mer-c bar though, that was pretty good. $pitacular won.
7. Intricate (4-1) vs 8. Defcon_5 (6-2)
Defcon dropped first and his verse wasn’t great. He had an alphabet bar that was tight though, the rest was just sorta average really. Not a great verse overall. Intricate dropped ‘n his verse was much of the same. I liked the int’s bar, it was creative and hit nicely. Condom bar was ok. Intricate won this surprisingly.
9. wizerd (0-0) vs 10. J-Nyce (5-3)
wizerd asked to be subbed in so he could face J-Nyce again after J was talking shit about their previous battle. Wizerd dropped first ‘n I wasn’t feelin his verse. It was just sorta dull. Bitch move bar was aight but worded badly. Triple axles was ok but again it wasn’t worded great. J-Nyce had a raging bull bar that I thought was decent. I wasn’t feelin anything else. Some played stuff like the b-boys bar and STD bar. Wizerd took it.
11. Alamo (3-1) vs 12. Untold (4-2)
Alamo dropped first and his verse was ok. He had an eating pussy bar that I liked. It’s an old concept but it flipped it nicely and worded it perfectly. Tight bar. The rest of his verse was pretty eh, ‘n that closer was such a force. Untold dropped and his verse was also ok. He had an Alaskan bar that was really tight, better than Alamo’s pussy bar. So yeah, that pretty much got Untold the win here.
13. N.Tavarez (2-0) vs 14. DaTrusHurtz (2-0)
Decent battle. Tavarez dropped first and I liked his verse. He had a few quotables that I was feelin. Gimmick bar was a cool personal, andy dick was a nice play on DaTrus’s name and the Monday night raw bar was really funny, I thought that was a tight bar. Cool verse overall. DaTrus dropped and I wasn’t feelin his verse, it was a bit predictable and plain throughout, I didn’t think anything in there was really quotable worthy. It wasn’t awful, it was just very average. N.Tavarez won.
15. Ex-Kal (6-3) vs 16. Te Ora (2-0)
Ok battle, quite inconsistent on both sides though. Te Ora dropped first ‘n his verse was decent. He had 6-4 bar that I was feeling, nice play on his record and it was creative as well. And he dropped a basin bar that I thought was really nice, fresh concept and cleverly worded. Ex-Kal dropped and his verse was ok, he had a crossin the street bar that was nice, I thought that was fresh and creative. Overall I thought Te Ora took it 2 quotables to 1, and so did the voters, Te Ora won.
17. Paper (2-0) vs 18. Mike V (6-3)
Mike dropped some pretty boring nameplays, just simple stuff that was well, used last week in pretty much the same way. I wasn’t feelin his verse. Paper dropped a bit better, he had a skills bar that was cool. Nothing else in his verse was all that, cept a paper chaser bar that was almost good. Paper won.
19. Urban Legend (5-2) vs 20. i <3 to scrypt (2-0)
I didn’t like scrypts verse. Only bar I was feeling was the Ex-Kal one, that was pretty good. Urban dropped a bit better. Some samey stuff but he dropped better this week. The celeron bar was tight, I was feelin that. Urban Legend won.
21. Kapernikus (2-2) vs 22. Yung Impression (1-1)
Eh wasn’t feelin Yung’s verse. It was pretty dull. He seems to be tryna a new structured style out, the styles ok but the punches are pretty poor. Kapernikus dropped better. He had quite a lotta weak stuff but some cool punches to make up for it. Some played stuff as well. But he dropped a bar punch that I liked. Kapernikus took it.
23. Vaskez (2-1) vs 24. Nick James (2-3)
Vaskez won via no-show. Vaskez’s verse was alright but pretty elementary, his punches had a “so what” feel to them.
25. soze (1-0) vs 26. Heychoo (1-0)
soze won via no-show. Soze dropped a no-show verse but still had a dope horses bar.
27. Good Stuff (1-0) vs 28. Axeshun (2-1)
Axeshun got caught biting. Here’s his line:
Now you think your dope cuz your in the mags? lmfao nice my friend
Say you'll lose every blue moon,& we all wish the moon was white again
And the line he bit from bobericc_lyrics:
concider me like a friend, one to stab ya back like u need vikadens
com gets beaten once in a blue moon...
................................i just wish the moon would be white again
That’s too obscure a concept and too similarly worded to not be a bite. Good Stuff won.
28.5. 28.5. D. Silver (0-1) vs 28.75. Sureloc Holmes (0-1
Sureloc’s whole verse seemed flipped or played, I swear most of his concepts have been done before except the opener. Ima be keeping an eye on him in case he’s a shark. He got accused of biting a blow up bar, but I admit that was pretty played and has been done in various ways many times. Yet he then got accused of flipping a record bar as well, add that to the help you out bar and that’s a pretty dodgy verse. Could just be that he isn’t up on old concepts, but we’ll see. D. Silver dropped pretty weak, he had nothing of note in his verse. Sureloc won.
29. Aeral (1-1) vs 30. Area51 (1-1)
Aeral dropped first and he had an area-squared bar that I liked, that was a pretty cool and creative nameplay. I thought Area’s verse was poor. I didn’t like anything in it. Air bars are played on Aeral as well. Eh, iono how but Area won this.
31. Prosecutor (3-1) vs 32. Phil Benjamin (2-3)
Phil dropped first and his verse seemed rushed. Nothing in it was nice, a pretty dull verse overall, no real standout concepts. Prosecutor dropped a bit better, he had a building bar that was ok. Wtf at that peanut butter bar though, weird ish. Prosecutor dropped a bit better and took it.
33. pharmacist (0-2) vs 34. kungfugrip (0-0)
Double no-show.
35. LG (0-0) vs 36. HotDogVendorMan (0-0)
I wasn’t feelin this battle. Both rushed and only dropped 8 so it shows that they didn’t really care. I didn’t feel anything in either verse but HDVM came more consistent so he got it.
37. CruelMansGrandma (0-0) vs 38. TEF (0-0)
TEF got this pretty easily. CMG didn’t drop anything good really, his whole verse was pretty dull and full of newbie type concepts. TEF dropped better. He had a dope bar that was a simple yet nice flip on an old concept, it hit hard. The rest of his verse was either weak or average, so not a bad verse overall. TEF won.
39. Mariah (0-0) vs 40. SANEX (0-0)
SANEX won via no-show.
41. Mike Tyson (0-0) vs 42. Punchline (0-0)
Double no-show.
43. Axel Foley (0-0) vs 44. Mr Marvellous (0-0) vs 45. dog tags (0-0)
Mr Marvellous came first and didn’t drop great. His verse was pretty dull and had some odd concepts in it. Nothing hard hitting. Sorta advanced-newbie type verse. Dog tags had a nice axe-suicide bar, I was feelin that. The acronym bar he dropped was really tight as well, creative as hell. Pretty decent verse overall, drop the links from them though. Axel dropped ok, he had a clap bar that was decent. The rest of his verse was flexish. I woulda had dog tags takin this, but the voters thought otherwise and Axel Foley won.
Top Punches
I could go 100 bars son, I've got rhymes for days
you don't know shit about bars, since your underage..
22. Kapernikus vs Yung Impression
& my level isa place ur not close & wont be caught near
& your skills agree wit kemp, there both tellin me u dont belong here
21. Paper vs Mike V
Come and box with me, ya head'll turn into a rectangle, no way is aer scared,
a bitch aint gotta be a math professor to know that this area's squared.
20. Aeral vs Area51
To lose against me, Def was the next chosen
Bitch couldnt pass Int's if he was Rex Grossman
19. Intricate vs Defcon_5
D.A.R.E should put out his album, but it’ll choke his hopes
His drug free parents are proud…
…. they knew that Cruel was nowhere close to dope
18. TEF vs CruelMansGrandma
WTF is GBL son? you know the shits trash if HE's on it...
Ya text career is a gimmick, U aint hafta base a whole league on it
17. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz
Nothin special bout this bitch, I hate faggots this weird
If eating pussy makes a man, Im bout to leave wit full fledge beard
16. Alamo vs Untold
stop ya nursery rhymes..i'ma clown ya shit
my record speaks for itself..urs is still learnin the alphabets
15. Defcon_5 vs Intricate
he might like girls, but dudes gets this faggot off to a beat
i swear this kid looks both ways like he was crossin the street
14. Ex-Kal vs Te Ora
I'm sure it's true, you couldn't live without your lil buddy, it's laughter
You're like a cast and six weeks of healing...always following Fracture
13. Troublesome vs Richard Corey
u ain't a gankstuh. i'll murk u and ur side bitch
when i'm done u'll b the only 6-4 west coast o'g's won't ride with
12. Te Ora vs Ex-Kal
Ya luck's in doubt...you shouldn't be here...your desire stinks
But you're assed out this week...cuz champ matches don't require links
11. Troublesome vs Richard Corey
plus im puttin ya on chill, choosin this cats fate
Alaskan for such a loss.. i'm a ice him without movin to that state
10. Untold vs Alamo
When chicks say your name out loud they nearly pass vomit
And if they crave for Andy Dick their into really bad comics
9. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz (DaTrus's name is Andy)
I’m the Jack Burton of scrypt, as far as typing, my fingers love to shout
you should jack Burton’s script for Scissorhand, cos’ ya fingers need to cut it out
8. Richard Corey vs Troublesome
his girls my personal bitch... I tried to tell em but this doods dumb
my dell fucked up so I had to Celeron the corner to buy a new one
7. Urban Legend vs i <3 to scrypt
Sure ur depressed, the rest of the world is hating
But Hey ... is for horses .. which explains why u n ya girl are dating
6. soze vs Heychoo
'Faggot drop' - is what girls say, hence the facts
& i call it suicide.. the only time we see girls' hands on axe
5. dog tags vs Axel Foley vs Mr Marvellous
ya concepts are wack. i'll prove ur bitch when,
the ish ur basin your lines off could get sinks removed from kitchens
4. Te Ora vs Ex-Kal
Trus I'll do ya girl like wrestling shows..... you on some sucker shit
Cuz Monday Night Raw describes the day, AND how I like to fuck ya bitch
3. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz
U threw a pms fit. i swear this faggot's feminine
fuck chat, predictions, & rankngs. u gon' catch its acronym
2. dog tags vs Axel Foley vs Mr Marvellous
No one wants to see you in next week’s match, I mean you’re horrible…
Shiit, if I wanted to catch a Troublesome-Sound…I’d just peep ya audio
1. Richard Corey vs Troublesome
Best Verse of the Week
N.Tavarez
13. N.Tavarez (2-0) vs 14. DaTrusHurtz (2-0)
I think DaTrus usually tries harder for these type of battles though, ‘n he’ll be sure to bust out hundreds of links and personals.
^ personals? ok then lets go
WTF is GBL son? you know the shits trash if HE's on it...
Ya text career is a gimmick, U aint hafta base a whole league on it
Round Three, this time around its getting done for respect
U gonna need a tie-breaker when I choke U with the one on ya neck
You and Kemp were LBL mods, he's known for bringing skills in it
Dont worry Trus....You'll get ALL the credit for killing it
Haha so "load up on the personals" cuz Nel just wont die
Fuck links, you'll need to bring the whole Zelda franchise
Post my past comments bitch, I'll still ignite it, whats worse
Is that my quotes still stay above the shit you write in your verse
Trus I'll do ya girl like wrestling shows..... you on some sucker shit
Cuz Monday Night Raw describes the day, AND how I like to fuck ya bitch
When chicks say your name out loud they nearly pass vomit
And if they crave for Andy Dick their into really bad comics
Kid you stink..... the smell is much too rude to condone
Forget where your Aspen, next time around just use the cologne
Bitch
Battle of the Week
Troublesome vs Richard Corey
Troublesome
Hello Richard,
I'm bringin the heat again this week, fa real ima spark it son
If Ouch was shook last week...Corey's comin down with Parkinson's
Ya game is weak homie, girls don't wanna be datin a fool
You only attract women...cuz Core got gravitational pull
Yeah that statement is true, his wife don't give him pussy so he's awnry
Corey re-leaves himself more than Tarzan when he's doin laundry
Few could harm me, people always feel the ultra sound that i'm sportin
And Corey got that ultra sound...that woulda caused his mom to abort em
I'm yawnin, you're borin, ima wreck ya shit...this whore is through
Cuz I don't work at a deli...but I got some fresh cuts in store for you
I'm sure it's true, you couldn't live without your lil buddy, it's laughter
You're like a cast and six weeks of healing...always following Fracture
I'll demolish this bastard, every single punch I part will land
I'd give him some chin music...but i'd need a fuckin marching band
I'll harm this man, with no fans, he'd never have groupies on tour
It's like the Man Show's audience...you'll never see girls en-core
And keep the talkin to minimum son...cuz that breath is foul
Hopefully your text movemint...moves some into your fuckin mouth
Ya luck's in doubt...you shouldn't be here...your desire stinks
But you're assed out this week...cuz champ matches don't require links
So hire shrinks, you'll need em after last week, now i'm sure you suck
I don't want them to fix your emotions...but clearly Res tore you up
See defeating Richard aint an enigma, start taking heed kids
Any boys over the age of 12 should know how to beat Dick
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Richard Corey
6-0 can’t compare to 7-1…I don’t care what they’re feeding ya
I got a winning record…you got a subtraction problem that’s getting easier
F’real, you should be a math tutor, really, just end it with the letters…
cos’ with that verse, you’re only helping Kemp make his Division better
So say something about my wife, my job…I’ll admit you’re pimpin’ now
Yeh, the height of his career was ill…but who works drive thru sitting down?
Res said I’m married, so what? I be in the King sized bed, raping my broad
my wife and I share a big model…you just have Toccara pics taped to ya walls
Dude’s such a fuckin’ pussy…& I don’t mean the movie when I write
But if you want ‘Trouble in Little China,’ he probably comes with fried rice
I’m the Jack Burton of scrypt, as far as typing, my fingers love to shout
you should jack Burton’s script for Scissorhand, cos’ ya fingers need to cut it out
Dude is so broke, dissin’ his bare-foot ass about cash is useless
Trouble’s prolly the only guy trying to get his whole family on the Boot list
Oh yeah, has anyone seen this dude’s nose, the size is just sheer madness
kid’s got a crazy honker…police get behind the shit to clear traffic
Damn that shit’s huge, that snozz has heavy spillage during a head cold
Each nostril has enuff ‘running room’ to help Detroit score in the red zone
Speakin’ of which, you could lay on the floor for ya whore; no sorta scruples
And still, The Lions will probably score on the ground waaay before you do.
Kid’s dome is like a bullet, the shit could prolly fit inside the damn broad
So if a chick’s gettin’ ‘Some head…it’s only cause she ran outta tampons
No one wants to see you in next week’s match, I mean you’re horrible…
Shiit, if I wanted to catch a Troublesome-Sound…I’d just peep ya audio
Mag Battler of the Month
Amazingly ouch is still at the top after Troublesome didn’t really drop any stuff that I hugely felt. Ouch is back in the league this week so he could very well be on course to take this at the end of the month.
1. ouch with 43 Points.
2. Troublesome with 38 Points.
3. N.Tavarez with 30 Points.
4. Resin M-I-C with 24 Points.
5. dog tags with 15 Points.
6. Te Ora with 14 Points.
7. Paper with 10 Points.
8. Richard Corey with 22 Points.
9. F5TH Dawg with 9 Points.
10. Untold with 7 Points.
11. soze with 5 Points.
12. Sound with 4 Points.
13. Urban Legend with 4 Points.
14. Untold with 1 Point.
The Boot List
No one this week, props.
Predictions
WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (6-0) vs 2. Sound (7-2)
Sound got here via DQ which may work against him. Corey could base some cool personals off that which could get Corey the win. Sound’s been getting back to his best week by week though, and he’s wanted to be in the WBL champ match for a while now, ever since he signed in during 05. This is the first time he’s made it so I expect him to be motivated. Corey’s just won the WBL title and this is the first week of his reign, I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week which is unusual. I think he’ll drop a tight verse this week though. Could be a close battle, but I’ve got Corey taking it.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Fracture (6-0) vs 4. $pitacular (4-1) vs 5. Intricate (5-1)
Fracture’s back, and he’s straight in the contendership battle after winning mag battler of the month last month. $pitacular got here pretty easily, he’s not dropped anything mind blowing yet as I said last week. He’ll have to step it up a lot to hang with Fracture here. I really dunno how Intricate is here. I’ll give him credit for stepping up to challenges and being way better than I thought, but he’s not contendership match quality. Fracture was at his prime when he signed out, so I’ve got him taking this.
6. Untold (5-2) vs 7. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 8. ouch (5-1)
This will be a different set of rules to what’s expected. The voting will be in order, with number 1 being the best and 3 being the worst. Then the votes will be tallied and the two with the highest tally of votes will get the win and face each other next week in the contendership battle. I think ouch will get the most amount of votes, as he was on fire before he no-showed. Now he’s back and I expect more of the same. I have N.Tavarez in second place. He got verse of the week last week with a nice verse so I think he’ll come out second. And Untold dropped ok, but I think he’ll be left behind. Ouch 1st, N.Tavarez 2nd, Untold 3rd.
9. Troublesome (7-2) vs 10. Mercules (7-3)
Both came off pretty heavy losses with less than stellar verses in my eyes. They’ve dropped a lot better before. Iono whats up with Merc, he hasn’t dropped anything I’ve liked for a little while. Praps he’s in too many leagues or something I dunno. Troublesome just seemed to have an off week, so for that I’ve got Troublesome taking it.
11. Te Ora (3-0) vs 12. Paper (3-0)
This should be a nice battle. Te Ora just came off a narrow win against Ex-Kal where as Paper pretty much murdered Mike V. It’s hard to predict, but Te Ora seems to drop some haymakers but is also fairly inconsistent. I think Paper will have the edge due to that, but he better not sleep. I’ve got Paper taking it in a close one.
13. Urban Legend (6-2) vs 14. Kapernikus (3-2)
Urban dropped an ok verse last week, it was more varied than his past drops. Kapernikus dropped better than he has been, but he was still quite inconsistent. I think Urban Legend is better so he should take this.
15. soze (2-0) vs 16. Good Stuff (2-0)
I like soze, I think he’s a tight battler. Good Stuff is pretty decent but I don’t think he’s as good as soze. Soze should take it.
17. Area51 (2-1) vs 18. Prosecutor (4-1)
I thought Area lost last week against Aeral, he dropped a lotta bland stuff. Prosecutor dropped okish, nothing groundbreaking but it was a fairly consistently average verse. Prosecutor should win this.
19. J-Nyce (5-4) vs 20. Alamo (3-2)
J-Nyce didn’t drop great against wizerd, I didn’t like his verse. And Alamo seemed to drop down a step or two with his verse last week as well, I thought he was pickin it up and was gonna start winnin the majority of his battles, but he didn’t drop a great verse. I think Alamo is better here though so he should take it.
21. Sureloc Holmes (1-1) vs 22. TEF (1-0)
Sureloc seems like a flipper to me, or he just uses a lotta played concepts iono. TEF dropped ok last week, he had some cool bars. He’s elevated a lot since he was first in the LBL when I ran it. I’ve got TEF taking this on freshness.
23. Axel Foley (1-0) vs 24. DaTrusHurtz (2-1)
I didn’t think Axel shoulda picked up the win last week. He seems to have dropped down a little bit skill wise from when he signed out. It may take him a couple of weeks to drop some cool stuff like he was doing. And facing DaTrus ain’t a good way to shake rust off or whatever. DaTrus narrowly lost out to Tavarez. I’ve got Trus taking this.
25. Ex-Kal (6-4) vs 26. Mike V (6-4)
Ex-Kal came close to beating Te Ora and he might have beat him if a vote had been explained. Mike V lost pretty heavily, I didn’t really like his verse either. Kal is better, and he’ll win.
27. i <3 to scrypt (2-1) vs 28. Yung Impression (1-2)
scrypt lost out to Urban Legend last week with a not too great verse. Yung Impression lost to Kapernikus and his verse wasn’t great either. I think scrypt is better, he should take this.
29. Aeral (1-2) vs 30. Phil Benjamin (2-4)
Aeral shoulda won last week in my opinion. Phil lost pretty heavily and it was just about deserved. If Phil steps it up he could win, but I think Aeral will take it.
31. LG (0-1) vs 32. Mr Marvellous (0-1)
Mr Marevllous didn’t drop nice last week, I wasn’t feelin his verse at all. LG came below average as well. I think LG is better though so he should take this.
33. CruelMansGrandma (0-1) vs 34. dog tags (0-1)
I didn’t like Cruel’s verse last week, it wasn’t very good. I dunno how dog tags lost, he had some cool stuff in his verse. I’ve got dog tags taking this.
35. Imperial (0-0) vs 36. Popcorn (0-0)
Imperial’s a well known battler at RM, he’s pretty tight when he tries. Popcorn is apparently nice I’ve heard, I dunno him though. Imperial to win.
37. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 38. Confirm Password (0-0)
Out Writechas is decent, albeit inconsistent. I dunno Confirm Password. Out Writechas to win.
39. styk figer (0-0) vs 40. Ill Skillz (0-0)
styk seems alright from what I’ve peeped of his, same deal with Ill. I’m gonna go with Ill taking it.
41. RCG Tiburon (0-0) vs 42. harvey danger (0-0)
RCG is ok, he just got promoted from the BAL. I dunno danger. RCG to win.
43. Mufasa (0-0) vs 44. harvey dent (0-0)
Two harvey’s in the same league. Harvey is ok, he just got promoted from the BAL. Dunno Mufasa. Harvey to win.
45. Simon Bibby (0-0) vs 46. Hallelujah (0-0)
Simon Bibby is okish from what I remember. Dunno Hallelujah. Simon to win.
47. V. Vega (0-0) vs 48. illegit (0-0)
Vega is ok, he’s just been promoted from the BAL. I dunno illegit. So Vega to win.
Interview with Sound
KempoMRK: yo sound, how ya doin?
Sound: i'm aight, what about yourself?
KempoMRK: i'm good man. so tell us what the deal was this week with your battle against F5TH
Sound: alright, so i was really going to post. he said that i showed a sign of no showing.. but i didnt. check in like i do every week. he edited his links into a post with 10 no show lines and just by chance i went in and saw it and posted a sloppy 10 lines. he came back an hour and a half later with a verse saying i tried to pull a bitch move when it's obvious who really pulled one. so i decided to take the no show win basically just because he tried to be a snake. it mayb be low, but he's a faggot for what he tried to do.
KempoMRK: sloppy 10? you'd showed me those lines before
Sound: i'd redone my actual verse. and yes, those 10 were very sloppy compared to the new verse i had wrote.
Sound: i actually got one vote before you closed it. he got two i think.
KempoMRK: yep. so he called you out for a banishment battle after i closed the battle, but you were going out. do you think you'll banishment battle him in the future? personally i think its pointless cos neither of you will get banished.
Sound: i honestly could care less. he's got too much time on his hands. but if he wants to go, i'll go right after my champ match this week.. even though hes an EZ board rapper still.
KempoMRK: ha, yeah, he used to have that typa style. he's tight now though. aight so you're facing corey in the champ match this week, what are your thoughts on that?
Sound: it'll be a nice match.
KempoMRK: thats all you've gotta say?
Sound: i mean whats there to say. corey's an established head with skill and i've got nothing against him. i'm actually unfamiliar with him on a personal level. i'm sure he'll give me a run for my money. so much to prove this week.
KempoMRK: you were in the WBL a while back, in around 05, how did you do back then?
Sound: same record.. 7-2 lol.
Sound: i was in MTS.
KempoMRK: did anything notable happen there
Sound: nothing amazing. i cant say i really made a name for myself. although i got recognition from heads like timevirus, skill, etc.
Sound: i made contendors match at pay per view On The Line against Mufffy which i lost like 8-7 or something.
KempoMRK: nice. you've battled at RB previously, did you do anything there
Sound: i honestly don't remember. but the site was a nice site with some really nice heads. i learned fundamentals over there.
KempoMRK: sounds good. whats your thoughts on the WBL at the moment?
Sound: the WBL is at a GOOD state that could be a better.. if heads like TV, Shake, Butler, Skill etc. came back it'd be a lot better. Resin should sign back in and forget about that vote rule.. though that was kind'a harsh lol
KempoMRK: what did you think was kinda harsh? him losing due to votes?
Sound: i thought he took it in a harsh manner by signing out. rules are rules no matter the background you have.,
Sound: ive been knocked cuz of that rule before so, yeah.
KempoMRK: word. whats your list of top 10 battlers ever?
Sound: from all over? or just bboys text?
KempoMRK: all over
Sound: ha
Sound: in no order
Sound: Butler, Ouch, Shake, Skill aka Unique , TV, Ellezdee, Hensley, Classick, Dynamix, Fracture
Sound: i dont remember a lot of heads from other sites.. i know i could have threw some RM heads in there, but it's been abit since i visited that site.
KempoMRK: cool list. what tips would you give to newbies lookin to elevate?
Sound: just keep writing and develop a style of your own. it's cool to check out other people styles for guidance, but if you have your own style no one can say you're a replica of anything. newbies are the future of text so i think it's important that they get guidance in writing.
KempoMRK: no doubt. aight good interview my man, close this out with a few words.
Sound: good luck to everyone this week in the league. good luck to RC as well. uno.
KempoMRK: peace.
Top 20 Breakdown
1. Richard Corey (6-0)
I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week, but it seems I was in the minority. He’s a nice battler, a legendary one and we all know it. He’s definitely deserving of being the champ.
Should He Be Here? Yes
2. Sound (7-2)
His battle last week was stupid and a bad way to make it into the champ match. I think he’s got the skills to challenge for the title though, so I’m gonna go with yes.
Should He Be Here? Yes
3. Fracture (6-0)
He may have just signed in and got an easy route into the contendership match, but he earned it. No doubting he should be here.
Should He Be Here? Yes
4. $pitacular (4-1)
Not dropping anything hugely dope in the WBL, but he’s a tight battler. He’ll have to step it up against Fracture though, but I think he deserves to be this high, just.
5. Intricate (5-1)
As I said, dude’s proved me wrong that he’s not worthy for the WBL, but there’s no way he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? No
6. Untold (5-2)
He’s a good battler but I don’t think he’s dropped anything worthy of being this high.
Should He Be Here? No
7. N.Tavarez (3-0)
Often I don’t feel his verses and it annoyed him in the past. But he dropped cool last week and he’s dropped consistently, so he’s worthy.
Should He Be Here? Yes
8. ouch (5-1)
Two battles and he’ll be in the champ match. Easy route but he’s gonna have to drop two good verses in a row to beat Tavarez. He was dropping ill before he left so he should be here.
Should He Be Here? Yes
9. Troublesome (7-2)
I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week, but what he’s dropped in previous weeks convinces me that he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? Yes
10. Mercules (7-3)
Iono wtf’s up with dude. I haven’t liked anything he’s dropped lately really. Praps this’ll be the motivation he needs to drop the dopeness he’s capable of.
Should He Be Here? No
11. Te Ora (3-0)
He’s a nice battler. Inconsistent at times as I’ve mentioned many times before, but he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? No
12. Paper (3-0)
Must be an alias. Seems to be a polished battler. He’s nice as well. Definitely worthy.
Should He Be Here? Yes
13. Urban Legend (6-2)
He may be top 20 quality, but I don’t think he should be as high as this. He stepped it up last week though.
Should He Be Here? No
14. Kapernikus (3-2)
He’s getting better as the weeks go by, but he’s not top 20 quality yet.
Should He Be Here? No
15. soze (2-0)
He’s nice, I like him. If he stays motivated he could champ the league in the future.
Should He Be Here? Yes
16. Good Stuff (2-0)
Consistently decent is how I’d describe him. If he dropped some haymakers he could be really dope. He’s good enough for here though.
Should He Be Here? Yes
17. Area51 (2-1)
I don’t think he should have won last week really. He didn’t drop anything I liked.
Should He Be Here? No
18. Prosecutor (4-1)
His verse last week was ok, but I wouldn’t call him top 20 quality. He’ll need to drop some haymakers to be worthy, which at the moment I don’t feel he’s got.
Should He Be Here? No
19. J-Nyce (5-4)
Dropped weak against wizerd last week, nothing of note really and some played stuff. He was getting better, but his style seems to be holding him back.
Should He Be Here? No
20. Alamo (3-2)
I thought he would have beat Untold but it didn’t turn out that way. His verse wasn’t amazing, but I think combined with what he’s dropped previously, he’s a top 20 competitor.
Should He Be Here? Yes
Potentially Dope
dog tags – He surprised me last week with a cool verse and two top ten punches. He lost and I still dunno how. I expect him to get better as the weeks go by.
Imperial – Old RM head. Seems to drop tight sometimes, and wack other times. It’s hard to work out how he’s gonna drop. He could be rusty. He’s got the skills though so he should be ok in this league.
Top 10 Power Rankings
10. soze – I have no clue if he’s an alias or just an old head. I’m sure I’ve seen the name around somewhere, but his names too obvious to find anything on Google. Whoever he is, he’s nice. Last weeks verse was pretty much a no-show verse and he had a top punch. He’s clearly very creative. I expect him to keep winning for at least a couple of weeks.
9. Te Ora – Dude’s nice, no doubting it. He’s a bit inconsistent still though which is his main weakness. If he can work on that he could champ the league. He’s got a tough battle against Paper this week and he’ll have to drop his dopest.
8. Paper – I still dunno who dude is, he’s gotta be an alias though. He’s been dropping some cool stuff, enough to get by. He’s gonna have to step it up against Te Ora this week, but from his style and what he’s dropped so far I think he’s been holding back. Expect a tight verse from him this week.
7. Troublesome – Some people felt his verse last week, others didn’t. Bit of a mixed opinion on him last week. I thought it was his weakest verse yet personally. He can drop dope though, and I see him picking it up this week against Merc.
6. N.Tavarez – He dropped nice last week, receiving verse of the week. Whether or not he can beat ouch is something I’m wondering though. He’ll have to step it up a little bit to hang with him. I think he’ll be in the contendership match next week though.
5. $pitacular – He’s a legend at RB, and while he dropped some cool stuff he often relied on clichés too much. That may work against him here as B-Boys doesn’t really like clichés. He’s wanted to battle Fracture for a while, so he should be motivated though. I see him dropping the best verse of his WBL tenure this week.
4. ouch – He no-showed 2 weeks ago and he’s still at the top of mag battler of the month. That shows how nice he was dropping before he left the league. He’s back now and I expect him to be in the champ match in a couple of weeks.
3. Sound – Got here via means of a DQ which was pretty gay. Lotta shit went down in that battle and I’ve touched on it already so I won’t dwell on it more. He’s nice, he’s motivated and he could cause an upset.
2. Fracture – I see him in the champ match next week no matter what. He was dropping dope towards his last WBL run, and I think he’ll have no trouble winning the contenders match.
1. Richard Corey – He took the title this week, beating Troublesome fairly easily. He’s got a battle that he’s generally expected to win against Sound, so he can’t afford to sleep on him.
Outro
Everythings looking tight. Some dope battles set up for this week, and dope potential battles also. I expect everything to go down well as people have been showing up more and more lately. The bottom half of the league are the letdowns, a lot of no-shows in that department. But the top 20 has been pretty perfect lately, so keep that up. The new myspace cypher idea should be tight, I expect some nice verses to be dropped in there. There’s still some heads I’d like to see in the league who’ve been hanging around. Butler, Dynamix, Username, Oneduh and for kungfugrip to sign up and finally show. If you’re dope sign up, I want you in the league. Bout all I’ve gotta say, peace.
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Intro
Tight week. The whole top 20 showed and only the shit that went down between Sound and F5TH Dawg tarnished it. Pretty strange week though, for me at least. A lotta stuff that other people liked that I didn’t, and vice versa. Eh, iono, weird. Things went down well. Voting, on the whole, was quite good. Some tight sign in’s, a new champ and some cool battles set up for this week. Along with my new idea!
The Myspace Member Diss Cypher
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Haha, long title but it describes what this is perfectly. Every week I pick a random member from MySpace and everyone disses them. Usually it’ll be a random member who no one knows, but occasionally it could be YOU! Or even ME!!! I think it’ll work out nicely, tell me what you think about it. The winner will be announced in the mag, and they’ll get a win added or a loss removed. The rules and everything are in the thread, which you can find here:
http://forums.b-boys.com/showthread.php?t=2685
New Champ!
Richard Corey won the title this week to become the 3rd WBL champ in it’s short existent. So far the champs have been Fracture, ouch and Richard Corey. Dope line-up. Props to Corey.
Fracture – New Mod
Fracture has been added to the league’s mod team in an advisor position. He’ll bring authority to the WBL due to him being respected all over the net. He’ll do a good job no doubt. If any other vets would be interested in being an advisor, get at me and I’ll consider it.
Battle Reviews
WBL Championship Match: 1. Troublesome (7-1) vs 2. Richard Corey (5-0)
Iono about this. Troublesome dropped first and his verse was pretty played. He had some bars like the sweet chin bar, attract bar, parkinsons bar, ultra sound bar, dick bar. All those are played. I wasn’t really feelin his verse at all to be fair. He dropped a Fracture bar that I liked though, ‘n a links bar that was pretty good ‘n hit hard. Corey dropped ‘n I wasn’t feelin his verse all that much either. I liked the scissorhands bar, that was cool. And the Troublesome-Sound bar was dope. But cept that I didn’t really like anything. The voters felt different and they had it as a dope battle though. Corey took it pretty comprehensively, winning 8-3 to become the 3rd ever WBL champion. Props to Corey.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. F5TH Dawg (4-0) vs 4. Sound (6-2)
This battle was bullshit. It looks like everythings gonna go down fine, both seem like they’re gonna drop verses, so it’s all cool. F5TH votes early and gets his links done, so does Sound I believe, so no bullshit that way. Then apparently, I didn’t see this, F5TH Dawg edits a no-show verse into his check in believing that Sound is gonna no-show. Even though I didn’t see this I can believe it, as firstly the check in was edited. Secondly F5TH had no reason to edit the check in as he’d already dropped his 4 links. And thirdly F5TH then edited with 3 links. So he definitely musta put something in there. Sound ends up showing 1 minute before the deadline claiming that he’s put up a no-show keyed verse, when in actuality he’d been working on his verse for the whole week. F5TH edits out his no-show verse from his check in and drops a verse an hour and a half after the deadline, a couple of votes come in then Sound says he’s taking the DQ win. So both of you acted like bitches. F5TH for editing in a no-show verse then takin it out and Sound for takin a no-show win. Sound won via DQ.
5. Mercules (7-2) vs 6. $pitacular (3-1)
Merc didn’t drop great at all really. He hasn’t seemed to have dropped a cool verse in a little while in the WBL. I wasn’t really feelin anything. Pin back bar coulda been decent but it was worded wrong. Spit dropped quite a lotta played wordplay, senior, firewall, discount. I liked the mer-c bar though, that was pretty good. $pitacular won.
7. Intricate (4-1) vs 8. Defcon_5 (6-2)
Defcon dropped first and his verse wasn’t great. He had an alphabet bar that was tight though, the rest was just sorta average really. Not a great verse overall. Intricate dropped ‘n his verse was much of the same. I liked the int’s bar, it was creative and hit nicely. Condom bar was ok. Intricate won this surprisingly.
9. wizerd (0-0) vs 10. J-Nyce (5-3)
wizerd asked to be subbed in so he could face J-Nyce again after J was talking shit about their previous battle. Wizerd dropped first ‘n I wasn’t feelin his verse. It was just sorta dull. Bitch move bar was aight but worded badly. Triple axles was ok but again it wasn’t worded great. J-Nyce had a raging bull bar that I thought was decent. I wasn’t feelin anything else. Some played stuff like the b-boys bar and STD bar. Wizerd took it.
11. Alamo (3-1) vs 12. Untold (4-2)
Alamo dropped first and his verse was ok. He had an eating pussy bar that I liked. It’s an old concept but it flipped it nicely and worded it perfectly. Tight bar. The rest of his verse was pretty eh, ‘n that closer was such a force. Untold dropped and his verse was also ok. He had an Alaskan bar that was really tight, better than Alamo’s pussy bar. So yeah, that pretty much got Untold the win here.
13. N.Tavarez (2-0) vs 14. DaTrusHurtz (2-0)
Decent battle. Tavarez dropped first and I liked his verse. He had a few quotables that I was feelin. Gimmick bar was a cool personal, andy dick was a nice play on DaTrus’s name and the Monday night raw bar was really funny, I thought that was a tight bar. Cool verse overall. DaTrus dropped and I wasn’t feelin his verse, it was a bit predictable and plain throughout, I didn’t think anything in there was really quotable worthy. It wasn’t awful, it was just very average. N.Tavarez won.
15. Ex-Kal (6-3) vs 16. Te Ora (2-0)
Ok battle, quite inconsistent on both sides though. Te Ora dropped first ‘n his verse was decent. He had 6-4 bar that I was feeling, nice play on his record and it was creative as well. And he dropped a basin bar that I thought was really nice, fresh concept and cleverly worded. Ex-Kal dropped and his verse was ok, he had a crossin the street bar that was nice, I thought that was fresh and creative. Overall I thought Te Ora took it 2 quotables to 1, and so did the voters, Te Ora won.
17. Paper (2-0) vs 18. Mike V (6-3)
Mike dropped some pretty boring nameplays, just simple stuff that was well, used last week in pretty much the same way. I wasn’t feelin his verse. Paper dropped a bit better, he had a skills bar that was cool. Nothing else in his verse was all that, cept a paper chaser bar that was almost good. Paper won.
19. Urban Legend (5-2) vs 20. i <3 to scrypt (2-0)
I didn’t like scrypts verse. Only bar I was feeling was the Ex-Kal one, that was pretty good. Urban dropped a bit better. Some samey stuff but he dropped better this week. The celeron bar was tight, I was feelin that. Urban Legend won.
21. Kapernikus (2-2) vs 22. Yung Impression (1-1)
Eh wasn’t feelin Yung’s verse. It was pretty dull. He seems to be tryna a new structured style out, the styles ok but the punches are pretty poor. Kapernikus dropped better. He had quite a lotta weak stuff but some cool punches to make up for it. Some played stuff as well. But he dropped a bar punch that I liked. Kapernikus took it.
23. Vaskez (2-1) vs 24. Nick James (2-3)
Vaskez won via no-show. Vaskez’s verse was alright but pretty elementary, his punches had a “so what” feel to them.
25. soze (1-0) vs 26. Heychoo (1-0)
soze won via no-show. Soze dropped a no-show verse but still had a dope horses bar.
27. Good Stuff (1-0) vs 28. Axeshun (2-1)
Axeshun got caught biting. Here’s his line:
Now you think your dope cuz your in the mags? lmfao nice my friend
Say you'll lose every blue moon,& we all wish the moon was white again
And the line he bit from bobericc_lyrics:
concider me like a friend, one to stab ya back like u need vikadens
com gets beaten once in a blue moon...
................................i just wish the moon would be white again
That’s too obscure a concept and too similarly worded to not be a bite. Good Stuff won.
28.5. 28.5. D. Silver (0-1) vs 28.75. Sureloc Holmes (0-1
Sureloc’s whole verse seemed flipped or played, I swear most of his concepts have been done before except the opener. Ima be keeping an eye on him in case he’s a shark. He got accused of biting a blow up bar, but I admit that was pretty played and has been done in various ways many times. Yet he then got accused of flipping a record bar as well, add that to the help you out bar and that’s a pretty dodgy verse. Could just be that he isn’t up on old concepts, but we’ll see. D. Silver dropped pretty weak, he had nothing of note in his verse. Sureloc won.
29. Aeral (1-1) vs 30. Area51 (1-1)
Aeral dropped first and he had an area-squared bar that I liked, that was a pretty cool and creative nameplay. I thought Area’s verse was poor. I didn’t like anything in it. Air bars are played on Aeral as well. Eh, iono how but Area won this.
31. Prosecutor (3-1) vs 32. Phil Benjamin (2-3)
Phil dropped first and his verse seemed rushed. Nothing in it was nice, a pretty dull verse overall, no real standout concepts. Prosecutor dropped a bit better, he had a building bar that was ok. Wtf at that peanut butter bar though, weird ish. Prosecutor dropped a bit better and took it.
33. pharmacist (0-2) vs 34. kungfugrip (0-0)
Double no-show.
35. LG (0-0) vs 36. HotDogVendorMan (0-0)
I wasn’t feelin this battle. Both rushed and only dropped 8 so it shows that they didn’t really care. I didn’t feel anything in either verse but HDVM came more consistent so he got it.
37. CruelMansGrandma (0-0) vs 38. TEF (0-0)
TEF got this pretty easily. CMG didn’t drop anything good really, his whole verse was pretty dull and full of newbie type concepts. TEF dropped better. He had a dope bar that was a simple yet nice flip on an old concept, it hit hard. The rest of his verse was either weak or average, so not a bad verse overall. TEF won.
39. Mariah (0-0) vs 40. SANEX (0-0)
SANEX won via no-show.
41. Mike Tyson (0-0) vs 42. Punchline (0-0)
Double no-show.
43. Axel Foley (0-0) vs 44. Mr Marvellous (0-0) vs 45. dog tags (0-0)
Mr Marvellous came first and didn’t drop great. His verse was pretty dull and had some odd concepts in it. Nothing hard hitting. Sorta advanced-newbie type verse. Dog tags had a nice axe-suicide bar, I was feelin that. The acronym bar he dropped was really tight as well, creative as hell. Pretty decent verse overall, drop the links from them though. Axel dropped ok, he had a clap bar that was decent. The rest of his verse was flexish. I woulda had dog tags takin this, but the voters thought otherwise and Axel Foley won.
Top Punches
I could go 100 bars son, I've got rhymes for days
you don't know shit about bars, since your underage..
22. Kapernikus vs Yung Impression
& my level isa place ur not close & wont be caught near
& your skills agree wit kemp, there both tellin me u dont belong here
21. Paper vs Mike V
Come and box with me, ya head'll turn into a rectangle, no way is aer scared,
a bitch aint gotta be a math professor to know that this area's squared.
20. Aeral vs Area51
To lose against me, Def was the next chosen
Bitch couldnt pass Int's if he was Rex Grossman
19. Intricate vs Defcon_5
D.A.R.E should put out his album, but it’ll choke his hopes
His drug free parents are proud…
…. they knew that Cruel was nowhere close to dope
18. TEF vs CruelMansGrandma
WTF is GBL son? you know the shits trash if HE's on it...
Ya text career is a gimmick, U aint hafta base a whole league on it
17. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz
Nothin special bout this bitch, I hate faggots this weird
If eating pussy makes a man, Im bout to leave wit full fledge beard
16. Alamo vs Untold
stop ya nursery rhymes..i'ma clown ya shit
my record speaks for itself..urs is still learnin the alphabets
15. Defcon_5 vs Intricate
he might like girls, but dudes gets this faggot off to a beat
i swear this kid looks both ways like he was crossin the street
14. Ex-Kal vs Te Ora
I'm sure it's true, you couldn't live without your lil buddy, it's laughter
You're like a cast and six weeks of healing...always following Fracture
13. Troublesome vs Richard Corey
u ain't a gankstuh. i'll murk u and ur side bitch
when i'm done u'll b the only 6-4 west coast o'g's won't ride with
12. Te Ora vs Ex-Kal
Ya luck's in doubt...you shouldn't be here...your desire stinks
But you're assed out this week...cuz champ matches don't require links
11. Troublesome vs Richard Corey
plus im puttin ya on chill, choosin this cats fate
Alaskan for such a loss.. i'm a ice him without movin to that state
10. Untold vs Alamo
When chicks say your name out loud they nearly pass vomit
And if they crave for Andy Dick their into really bad comics
9. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz (DaTrus's name is Andy)
I’m the Jack Burton of scrypt, as far as typing, my fingers love to shout
you should jack Burton’s script for Scissorhand, cos’ ya fingers need to cut it out
8. Richard Corey vs Troublesome
his girls my personal bitch... I tried to tell em but this doods dumb
my dell fucked up so I had to Celeron the corner to buy a new one
7. Urban Legend vs i <3 to scrypt
Sure ur depressed, the rest of the world is hating
But Hey ... is for horses .. which explains why u n ya girl are dating
6. soze vs Heychoo
'Faggot drop' - is what girls say, hence the facts
& i call it suicide.. the only time we see girls' hands on axe
5. dog tags vs Axel Foley vs Mr Marvellous
ya concepts are wack. i'll prove ur bitch when,
the ish ur basin your lines off could get sinks removed from kitchens
4. Te Ora vs Ex-Kal
Trus I'll do ya girl like wrestling shows..... you on some sucker shit
Cuz Monday Night Raw describes the day, AND how I like to fuck ya bitch
3. N.Tavarez vs DaTrusHurtz
U threw a pms fit. i swear this faggot's feminine
fuck chat, predictions, & rankngs. u gon' catch its acronym
2. dog tags vs Axel Foley vs Mr Marvellous
No one wants to see you in next week’s match, I mean you’re horrible…
Shiit, if I wanted to catch a Troublesome-Sound…I’d just peep ya audio
1. Richard Corey vs Troublesome
Best Verse of the Week
N.Tavarez
13. N.Tavarez (2-0) vs 14. DaTrusHurtz (2-0)
I think DaTrus usually tries harder for these type of battles though, ‘n he’ll be sure to bust out hundreds of links and personals.
^ personals? ok then lets go
WTF is GBL son? you know the shits trash if HE's on it...
Ya text career is a gimmick, U aint hafta base a whole league on it
Round Three, this time around its getting done for respect
U gonna need a tie-breaker when I choke U with the one on ya neck
You and Kemp were LBL mods, he's known for bringing skills in it
Dont worry Trus....You'll get ALL the credit for killing it
Haha so "load up on the personals" cuz Nel just wont die
Fuck links, you'll need to bring the whole Zelda franchise
Post my past comments bitch, I'll still ignite it, whats worse
Is that my quotes still stay above the shit you write in your verse
Trus I'll do ya girl like wrestling shows..... you on some sucker shit
Cuz Monday Night Raw describes the day, AND how I like to fuck ya bitch
When chicks say your name out loud they nearly pass vomit
And if they crave for Andy Dick their into really bad comics
Kid you stink..... the smell is much too rude to condone
Forget where your Aspen, next time around just use the cologne
Bitch
Battle of the Week
Troublesome vs Richard Corey
Troublesome
Hello Richard,
I'm bringin the heat again this week, fa real ima spark it son
If Ouch was shook last week...Corey's comin down with Parkinson's
Ya game is weak homie, girls don't wanna be datin a fool
You only attract women...cuz Core got gravitational pull
Yeah that statement is true, his wife don't give him pussy so he's awnry
Corey re-leaves himself more than Tarzan when he's doin laundry
Few could harm me, people always feel the ultra sound that i'm sportin
And Corey got that ultra sound...that woulda caused his mom to abort em
I'm yawnin, you're borin, ima wreck ya shit...this whore is through
Cuz I don't work at a deli...but I got some fresh cuts in store for you
I'm sure it's true, you couldn't live without your lil buddy, it's laughter
You're like a cast and six weeks of healing...always following Fracture
I'll demolish this bastard, every single punch I part will land
I'd give him some chin music...but i'd need a fuckin marching band
I'll harm this man, with no fans, he'd never have groupies on tour
It's like the Man Show's audience...you'll never see girls en-core
And keep the talkin to minimum son...cuz that breath is foul
Hopefully your text movemint...moves some into your fuckin mouth
Ya luck's in doubt...you shouldn't be here...your desire stinks
But you're assed out this week...cuz champ matches don't require links
So hire shrinks, you'll need em after last week, now i'm sure you suck
I don't want them to fix your emotions...but clearly Res tore you up
See defeating Richard aint an enigma, start taking heed kids
Any boys over the age of 12 should know how to beat Dick
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Richard Corey
6-0 can’t compare to 7-1…I don’t care what they’re feeding ya
I got a winning record…you got a subtraction problem that’s getting easier
F’real, you should be a math tutor, really, just end it with the letters…
cos’ with that verse, you’re only helping Kemp make his Division better
So say something about my wife, my job…I’ll admit you’re pimpin’ now
Yeh, the height of his career was ill…but who works drive thru sitting down?
Res said I’m married, so what? I be in the King sized bed, raping my broad
my wife and I share a big model…you just have Toccara pics taped to ya walls
Dude’s such a fuckin’ pussy…& I don’t mean the movie when I write
But if you want ‘Trouble in Little China,’ he probably comes with fried rice
I’m the Jack Burton of scrypt, as far as typing, my fingers love to shout
you should jack Burton’s script for Scissorhand, cos’ ya fingers need to cut it out
Dude is so broke, dissin’ his bare-foot ass about cash is useless
Trouble’s prolly the only guy trying to get his whole family on the Boot list
Oh yeah, has anyone seen this dude’s nose, the size is just sheer madness
kid’s got a crazy honker…police get behind the shit to clear traffic
Damn that shit’s huge, that snozz has heavy spillage during a head cold
Each nostril has enuff ‘running room’ to help Detroit score in the red zone
Speakin’ of which, you could lay on the floor for ya whore; no sorta scruples
And still, The Lions will probably score on the ground waaay before you do.
Kid’s dome is like a bullet, the shit could prolly fit inside the damn broad
So if a chick’s gettin’ ‘Some head…it’s only cause she ran outta tampons
No one wants to see you in next week’s match, I mean you’re horrible…
Shiit, if I wanted to catch a Troublesome-Sound…I’d just peep ya audio
Mag Battler of the Month
Amazingly ouch is still at the top after Troublesome didn’t really drop any stuff that I hugely felt. Ouch is back in the league this week so he could very well be on course to take this at the end of the month.
1. ouch with 43 Points.
2. Troublesome with 38 Points.
3. N.Tavarez with 30 Points.
4. Resin M-I-C with 24 Points.
5. dog tags with 15 Points.
6. Te Ora with 14 Points.
7. Paper with 10 Points.
8. Richard Corey with 22 Points.
9. F5TH Dawg with 9 Points.
10. Untold with 7 Points.
11. soze with 5 Points.
12. Sound with 4 Points.
13. Urban Legend with 4 Points.
14. Untold with 1 Point.
The Boot List
No one this week, props.
Predictions
WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (6-0) vs 2. Sound (7-2)
Sound got here via DQ which may work against him. Corey could base some cool personals off that which could get Corey the win. Sound’s been getting back to his best week by week though, and he’s wanted to be in the WBL champ match for a while now, ever since he signed in during 05. This is the first time he’s made it so I expect him to be motivated. Corey’s just won the WBL title and this is the first week of his reign, I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week which is unusual. I think he’ll drop a tight verse this week though. Could be a close battle, but I’ve got Corey taking it.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Fracture (6-0) vs 4. $pitacular (4-1) vs 5. Intricate (5-1)
Fracture’s back, and he’s straight in the contendership battle after winning mag battler of the month last month. $pitacular got here pretty easily, he’s not dropped anything mind blowing yet as I said last week. He’ll have to step it up a lot to hang with Fracture here. I really dunno how Intricate is here. I’ll give him credit for stepping up to challenges and being way better than I thought, but he’s not contendership match quality. Fracture was at his prime when he signed out, so I’ve got him taking this.
6. Untold (5-2) vs 7. N.Tavarez (3-0) vs 8. ouch (5-1)
This will be a different set of rules to what’s expected. The voting will be in order, with number 1 being the best and 3 being the worst. Then the votes will be tallied and the two with the highest tally of votes will get the win and face each other next week in the contendership battle. I think ouch will get the most amount of votes, as he was on fire before he no-showed. Now he’s back and I expect more of the same. I have N.Tavarez in second place. He got verse of the week last week with a nice verse so I think he’ll come out second. And Untold dropped ok, but I think he’ll be left behind. Ouch 1st, N.Tavarez 2nd, Untold 3rd.
9. Troublesome (7-2) vs 10. Mercules (7-3)
Both came off pretty heavy losses with less than stellar verses in my eyes. They’ve dropped a lot better before. Iono whats up with Merc, he hasn’t dropped anything I’ve liked for a little while. Praps he’s in too many leagues or something I dunno. Troublesome just seemed to have an off week, so for that I’ve got Troublesome taking it.
11. Te Ora (3-0) vs 12. Paper (3-0)
This should be a nice battle. Te Ora just came off a narrow win against Ex-Kal where as Paper pretty much murdered Mike V. It’s hard to predict, but Te Ora seems to drop some haymakers but is also fairly inconsistent. I think Paper will have the edge due to that, but he better not sleep. I’ve got Paper taking it in a close one.
13. Urban Legend (6-2) vs 14. Kapernikus (3-2)
Urban dropped an ok verse last week, it was more varied than his past drops. Kapernikus dropped better than he has been, but he was still quite inconsistent. I think Urban Legend is better so he should take this.
15. soze (2-0) vs 16. Good Stuff (2-0)
I like soze, I think he’s a tight battler. Good Stuff is pretty decent but I don’t think he’s as good as soze. Soze should take it.
17. Area51 (2-1) vs 18. Prosecutor (4-1)
I thought Area lost last week against Aeral, he dropped a lotta bland stuff. Prosecutor dropped okish, nothing groundbreaking but it was a fairly consistently average verse. Prosecutor should win this.
19. J-Nyce (5-4) vs 20. Alamo (3-2)
J-Nyce didn’t drop great against wizerd, I didn’t like his verse. And Alamo seemed to drop down a step or two with his verse last week as well, I thought he was pickin it up and was gonna start winnin the majority of his battles, but he didn’t drop a great verse. I think Alamo is better here though so he should take it.
21. Sureloc Holmes (1-1) vs 22. TEF (1-0)
Sureloc seems like a flipper to me, or he just uses a lotta played concepts iono. TEF dropped ok last week, he had some cool bars. He’s elevated a lot since he was first in the LBL when I ran it. I’ve got TEF taking this on freshness.
23. Axel Foley (1-0) vs 24. DaTrusHurtz (2-1)
I didn’t think Axel shoulda picked up the win last week. He seems to have dropped down a little bit skill wise from when he signed out. It may take him a couple of weeks to drop some cool stuff like he was doing. And facing DaTrus ain’t a good way to shake rust off or whatever. DaTrus narrowly lost out to Tavarez. I’ve got Trus taking this.
25. Ex-Kal (6-4) vs 26. Mike V (6-4)
Ex-Kal came close to beating Te Ora and he might have beat him if a vote had been explained. Mike V lost pretty heavily, I didn’t really like his verse either. Kal is better, and he’ll win.
27. i <3 to scrypt (2-1) vs 28. Yung Impression (1-2)
scrypt lost out to Urban Legend last week with a not too great verse. Yung Impression lost to Kapernikus and his verse wasn’t great either. I think scrypt is better, he should take this.
29. Aeral (1-2) vs 30. Phil Benjamin (2-4)
Aeral shoulda won last week in my opinion. Phil lost pretty heavily and it was just about deserved. If Phil steps it up he could win, but I think Aeral will take it.
31. LG (0-1) vs 32. Mr Marvellous (0-1)
Mr Marevllous didn’t drop nice last week, I wasn’t feelin his verse at all. LG came below average as well. I think LG is better though so he should take this.
33. CruelMansGrandma (0-1) vs 34. dog tags (0-1)
I didn’t like Cruel’s verse last week, it wasn’t very good. I dunno how dog tags lost, he had some cool stuff in his verse. I’ve got dog tags taking this.
35. Imperial (0-0) vs 36. Popcorn (0-0)
Imperial’s a well known battler at RM, he’s pretty tight when he tries. Popcorn is apparently nice I’ve heard, I dunno him though. Imperial to win.
37. Out Writechas (0-0) vs 38. Confirm Password (0-0)
Out Writechas is decent, albeit inconsistent. I dunno Confirm Password. Out Writechas to win.
39. styk figer (0-0) vs 40. Ill Skillz (0-0)
styk seems alright from what I’ve peeped of his, same deal with Ill. I’m gonna go with Ill taking it.
41. RCG Tiburon (0-0) vs 42. harvey danger (0-0)
RCG is ok, he just got promoted from the BAL. I dunno danger. RCG to win.
43. Mufasa (0-0) vs 44. harvey dent (0-0)
Two harvey’s in the same league. Harvey is ok, he just got promoted from the BAL. Dunno Mufasa. Harvey to win.
45. Simon Bibby (0-0) vs 46. Hallelujah (0-0)
Simon Bibby is okish from what I remember. Dunno Hallelujah. Simon to win.
47. V. Vega (0-0) vs 48. illegit (0-0)
Vega is ok, he’s just been promoted from the BAL. I dunno illegit. So Vega to win.
Interview with Sound
KempoMRK: yo sound, how ya doin?
Sound: i'm aight, what about yourself?
KempoMRK: i'm good man. so tell us what the deal was this week with your battle against F5TH
Sound: alright, so i was really going to post. he said that i showed a sign of no showing.. but i didnt. check in like i do every week. he edited his links into a post with 10 no show lines and just by chance i went in and saw it and posted a sloppy 10 lines. he came back an hour and a half later with a verse saying i tried to pull a bitch move when it's obvious who really pulled one. so i decided to take the no show win basically just because he tried to be a snake. it mayb be low, but he's a faggot for what he tried to do.
KempoMRK: sloppy 10? you'd showed me those lines before
Sound: i'd redone my actual verse. and yes, those 10 were very sloppy compared to the new verse i had wrote.
Sound: i actually got one vote before you closed it. he got two i think.
KempoMRK: yep. so he called you out for a banishment battle after i closed the battle, but you were going out. do you think you'll banishment battle him in the future? personally i think its pointless cos neither of you will get banished.
Sound: i honestly could care less. he's got too much time on his hands. but if he wants to go, i'll go right after my champ match this week.. even though hes an EZ board rapper still.
KempoMRK: ha, yeah, he used to have that typa style. he's tight now though. aight so you're facing corey in the champ match this week, what are your thoughts on that?
Sound: it'll be a nice match.
KempoMRK: thats all you've gotta say?
Sound: i mean whats there to say. corey's an established head with skill and i've got nothing against him. i'm actually unfamiliar with him on a personal level. i'm sure he'll give me a run for my money. so much to prove this week.
KempoMRK: you were in the WBL a while back, in around 05, how did you do back then?
Sound: same record.. 7-2 lol.
Sound: i was in MTS.
KempoMRK: did anything notable happen there
Sound: nothing amazing. i cant say i really made a name for myself. although i got recognition from heads like timevirus, skill, etc.
Sound: i made contendors match at pay per view On The Line against Mufffy which i lost like 8-7 or something.
KempoMRK: nice. you've battled at RB previously, did you do anything there
Sound: i honestly don't remember. but the site was a nice site with some really nice heads. i learned fundamentals over there.
KempoMRK: sounds good. whats your thoughts on the WBL at the moment?
Sound: the WBL is at a GOOD state that could be a better.. if heads like TV, Shake, Butler, Skill etc. came back it'd be a lot better. Resin should sign back in and forget about that vote rule.. though that was kind'a harsh lol
KempoMRK: what did you think was kinda harsh? him losing due to votes?
Sound: i thought he took it in a harsh manner by signing out. rules are rules no matter the background you have.,
Sound: ive been knocked cuz of that rule before so, yeah.
KempoMRK: word. whats your list of top 10 battlers ever?
Sound: from all over? or just bboys text?
KempoMRK: all over
Sound: ha
Sound: in no order
Sound: Butler, Ouch, Shake, Skill aka Unique , TV, Ellezdee, Hensley, Classick, Dynamix, Fracture
Sound: i dont remember a lot of heads from other sites.. i know i could have threw some RM heads in there, but it's been abit since i visited that site.
KempoMRK: cool list. what tips would you give to newbies lookin to elevate?
Sound: just keep writing and develop a style of your own. it's cool to check out other people styles for guidance, but if you have your own style no one can say you're a replica of anything. newbies are the future of text so i think it's important that they get guidance in writing.
KempoMRK: no doubt. aight good interview my man, close this out with a few words.
Sound: good luck to everyone this week in the league. good luck to RC as well. uno.
KempoMRK: peace.
Top 20 Breakdown
1. Richard Corey (6-0)
I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week, but it seems I was in the minority. He’s a nice battler, a legendary one and we all know it. He’s definitely deserving of being the champ.
Should He Be Here? Yes
2. Sound (7-2)
His battle last week was stupid and a bad way to make it into the champ match. I think he’s got the skills to challenge for the title though, so I’m gonna go with yes.
Should He Be Here? Yes
3. Fracture (6-0)
He may have just signed in and got an easy route into the contendership match, but he earned it. No doubting he should be here.
Should He Be Here? Yes
4. $pitacular (4-1)
Not dropping anything hugely dope in the WBL, but he’s a tight battler. He’ll have to step it up against Fracture though, but I think he deserves to be this high, just.
5. Intricate (5-1)
As I said, dude’s proved me wrong that he’s not worthy for the WBL, but there’s no way he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? No
6. Untold (5-2)
He’s a good battler but I don’t think he’s dropped anything worthy of being this high.
Should He Be Here? No
7. N.Tavarez (3-0)
Often I don’t feel his verses and it annoyed him in the past. But he dropped cool last week and he’s dropped consistently, so he’s worthy.
Should He Be Here? Yes
8. ouch (5-1)
Two battles and he’ll be in the champ match. Easy route but he’s gonna have to drop two good verses in a row to beat Tavarez. He was dropping ill before he left so he should be here.
Should He Be Here? Yes
9. Troublesome (7-2)
I wasn’t feelin his verse much last week, but what he’s dropped in previous weeks convinces me that he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? Yes
10. Mercules (7-3)
Iono wtf’s up with dude. I haven’t liked anything he’s dropped lately really. Praps this’ll be the motivation he needs to drop the dopeness he’s capable of.
Should He Be Here? No
11. Te Ora (3-0)
He’s a nice battler. Inconsistent at times as I’ve mentioned many times before, but he should be this high.
Should He Be Here? No
12. Paper (3-0)
Must be an alias. Seems to be a polished battler. He’s nice as well. Definitely worthy.
Should He Be Here? Yes
13. Urban Legend (6-2)
He may be top 20 quality, but I don’t think he should be as high as this. He stepped it up last week though.
Should He Be Here? No
14. Kapernikus (3-2)
He’s getting better as the weeks go by, but he’s not top 20 quality yet.
Should He Be Here? No
15. soze (2-0)
He’s nice, I like him. If he stays motivated he could champ the league in the future.
Should He Be Here? Yes
16. Good Stuff (2-0)
Consistently decent is how I’d describe him. If he dropped some haymakers he could be really dope. He’s good enough for here though.
Should He Be Here? Yes
17. Area51 (2-1)
I don’t think he should have won last week really. He didn’t drop anything I liked.
Should He Be Here? No
18. Prosecutor (4-1)
His verse last week was ok, but I wouldn’t call him top 20 quality. He’ll need to drop some haymakers to be worthy, which at the moment I don’t feel he’s got.
Should He Be Here? No
19. J-Nyce (5-4)
Dropped weak against wizerd last week, nothing of note really and some played stuff. He was getting better, but his style seems to be holding him back.
Should He Be Here? No
20. Alamo (3-2)
I thought he would have beat Untold but it didn’t turn out that way. His verse wasn’t amazing, but I think combined with what he’s dropped previously, he’s a top 20 competitor.
Should He Be Here? Yes
Potentially Dope
dog tags – He surprised me last week with a cool verse and two top ten punches. He lost and I still dunno how. I expect him to get better as the weeks go by.
Imperial – Old RM head. Seems to drop tight sometimes, and wack other times. It’s hard to work out how he’s gonna drop. He could be rusty. He’s got the skills though so he should be ok in this league.
Top 10 Power Rankings
10. soze – I have no clue if he’s an alias or just an old head. I’m sure I’ve seen the name around somewhere, but his names too obvious to find anything on Google. Whoever he is, he’s nice. Last weeks verse was pretty much a no-show verse and he had a top punch. He’s clearly very creative. I expect him to keep winning for at least a couple of weeks.
9. Te Ora – Dude’s nice, no doubting it. He’s a bit inconsistent still though which is his main weakness. If he can work on that he could champ the league. He’s got a tough battle against Paper this week and he’ll have to drop his dopest.
8. Paper – I still dunno who dude is, he’s gotta be an alias though. He’s been dropping some cool stuff, enough to get by. He’s gonna have to step it up against Te Ora this week, but from his style and what he’s dropped so far I think he’s been holding back. Expect a tight verse from him this week.
7. Troublesome – Some people felt his verse last week, others didn’t. Bit of a mixed opinion on him last week. I thought it was his weakest verse yet personally. He can drop dope though, and I see him picking it up this week against Merc.
6. N.Tavarez – He dropped nice last week, receiving verse of the week. Whether or not he can beat ouch is something I’m wondering though. He’ll have to step it up a little bit to hang with him. I think he’ll be in the contendership match next week though.
5. $pitacular – He’s a legend at RB, and while he dropped some cool stuff he often relied on clichés too much. That may work against him here as B-Boys doesn’t really like clichés. He’s wanted to battle Fracture for a while, so he should be motivated though. I see him dropping the best verse of his WBL tenure this week.
4. ouch – He no-showed 2 weeks ago and he’s still at the top of mag battler of the month. That shows how nice he was dropping before he left the league. He’s back now and I expect him to be in the champ match in a couple of weeks.
3. Sound – Got here via means of a DQ which was pretty gay. Lotta shit went down in that battle and I’ve touched on it already so I won’t dwell on it more. He’s nice, he’s motivated and he could cause an upset.
2. Fracture – I see him in the champ match next week no matter what. He was dropping dope towards his last WBL run, and I think he’ll have no trouble winning the contenders match.
1. Richard Corey – He took the title this week, beating Troublesome fairly easily. He’s got a battle that he’s generally expected to win against Sound, so he can’t afford to sleep on him.
Outro
Everythings looking tight. Some dope battles set up for this week, and dope potential battles also. I expect everything to go down well as people have been showing up more and more lately. The bottom half of the league are the letdowns, a lot of no-shows in that department. But the top 20 has been pretty perfect lately, so keep that up. The new myspace cypher idea should be tight, I expect some nice verses to be dropped in there. There’s still some heads I’d like to see in the league who’ve been hanging around. Butler, Dynamix, Username, Oneduh and for kungfugrip to sign up and finally show. If you’re dope sign up, I want you in the league. Bout all I’ve gotta say, peace.
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