KempoMRK
01-25-2018, 04:07 PM
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Intro
Things are looking dope. A lotta new tight sign in’s, too many to name really. Most of them are battling in the event this week, so you can see all of them in the event mag. Yep, the event mag. Peep it, it’s being dropped soon after this.
New Champ!
Props to Mercules, he dethroned King Richard to become the new WBL champ.
The MySpace Member Diss Cypher
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Cool cypher this week, quite a few nice verses. No real big names have dropped in this yet, but the people who have dropped have been dropping cool. This was close between two people. Check the punches first though.
Top Punches
This fool is square, yeah i see your pic---and all i can do is stare
i'm sure they called you a dickhead......rocking all that pubic hair
9. Justify
that first pic was in your restaurant. do you get cash? sure
but you should've used your head--& mopped that dusty ass floor
8. Facade
Ppl. try new looks, sometimes take off a couple layers
But when did Wierd Al go bulemic and start to act gayer?!
7. Bayou
That hair's terrible..i dunno what you were thinkin dude
Funny you’ve got such a shag.. yet no girls are willing too
6. Bayou
& the only girl you had I took. just told her to come through...
but your jeans suck--bitch she wanted me to wrangler away from you
5. Facade
I'd stop with the hair..but in shame i stare at ya
With that Badu you got goin on I thought u’d be related to erika
4. Bayou
you might be fine at night, but daytime is this nitwit's plunder
when you rockin them shades big enough to have a picnic under
3. Justify
Your a flamer, a faggit and not a things misunderstood
I'd say take the guitar outcha mouth..but its used to being around wood
2. Bayou
i got lots to jawn---you know, just to show you this poem is fresh
them jeans been stonewashed....stonewalled, and fuckin stoned to death
1. Justify
And the winner is Bayou. Props man, nice verse. Get at me about whether you want a win added, or if you want to save it. Peep his verse:
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Ppl. try new looks, sometimes take off a couple layers
But when did Wierd Al go bulemic and start to act gayer?!
That hair's terrible..i dunno what you were thinkin dude
Funny you’ve got such a shag.. yet no girls are willing too
I'd stop with the hair..but in shame i stare at ya
With that Badu you got goin on I thought u’d be related to erika
Rockers don't where those frayed jeans, what a disaster
With that Rip-torn style your startin to offend the actor
Your a flamer, a faggit and not a things misunderstood
I'd say take the guitar outcha mouth..but its used to being around wood
I'm serious your a homo..your 1st pic admits - its tragic
That pose suits you perfect around dick the way ya straight jacket
Plus those shades? whack your attempt to be groovy failed
Those aviators your rockin are startin to affect the movies sales
I'm done with you loser.. if ya wanna battle then let it begin
Bring ya guitar with ya..cuz you'd need to pull a few strings to win!
Battle Reviews
WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (8-0) vs 2. Mercules (9-3)
Cool battle, very close and well. And it ended in an…UPSET!!! Yea, Merc took it to become the 4th WBL champion. Props to Merc, that’s his first ever WBL title after being in it for many many weeks. Merc dropped first and he dropped pretty good. He had an old English bar that was real nice, and a cutlass bar that hit really hard, tight shit there, fresh concept as well. The rest of his verse was decent enough. Corey said he had writers block but based on some of the concepts it didn’t show. He had a tent bar that was hilarious once I worked it out, real nice stuff. ‘N a lotto bar that was hella fresh ‘n creative, real nice there. Close battle, it came down to preference really and Merc took it by 1 vote, winning 6-5. Nice stuff people.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Urban Legend (8-2) vs 4. Prosecutor (6-1)
Urban won via no-show.
5. Sound (8-3) vs 6. CruelMansGrandma (2-1)
CMG = HotDogVendorMan. Decent battle, I think they went too many lines though, as both had some stuff they could cut. Sound had the turn heads bar that was hilarious, it made me laugh out loud when I read it, dope stuff. Bent outta shape was nice as well. The rest of his verse was either average or weak, but he was reasonably consistent. CMG dropped ok, move in silence was a cool bar ‘n nappy dugout was pretty funny. Close battle, only 2 votes in it, and Sound won 6-4. Props for getting it up early as well.
7. Mr Marvellous (2-1) vs 8. Popcorn (2-0)
Damn Popcorn dropped so played. Pretty much every bar in his verse was played, shit’s ridiculous. That put him out of this straight away ‘n Marv just needed to drop some ok freshish stuff ‘n he’d get it. And he did, and he got it. Popcorn/tryin to bite nameplay was nice, I was feelin that. Mr Marvellous took it.
9. $pitacular (5-2) vs 10. N.Tavarez (4-1)
I thought Spit dropped a lotta played shit. Red handed, RV, so def, height of your career. All stuff that’s been used numerous times before. I wasn’t feelin his verse for that reason. N.Tavarez dropped ‘n he musta been looking at a news website or something, he used a lotta film ‘n popular culture references. Close verse wise, but Spit took this by a lot.
11. Vaskez (3-1) vs 12. styk figer (2-0)
styk droped first ‘n his verse was pretty weak. Nothing stood out really, it was all just pretty elementary. Vaskez dropped ‘n his verse was better. He had a speak figuratively bar that I liked, that was cool. Vaskez took it easy.
13. Kapernikus (4-3) vs 14. Te Ora (4-1)
Both came consistent, but it was consistently average. Te Ora dropped ‘n his style is raw, but his concepts seemed to be lackin this week. I couldn’t really pick out anything as a standout, but his verse as a whole was ok. Kapernikus has a different sorta style, but his verse was much the same. Average throughout, nothing really bad which is an improvement. I guess it came down to style really, ‘n Te Ora took it.
15. Out Writechas (1-1) vs 16. Sureloc Holmes (2-2)
Out won via no-show.
17. Ill Skillz (1-1) vs 18. Confirm Password (2-1)
Confirm won via no-show.
19. Nique (1-0) vs 20. The Gunslinger (1-0)
Cool lil battle here. Nique dropped first and dropped pretty good. Special characters bar was dope, I’ve never seen a flip like that before surprisingly, it hit hard. Tuckin in his manhood bar was decent, hit pretty nicely. She dropped really early which in hindsight was probably a bad move. As Gunslinger showed up ‘n he dropped nice. Iono what he was doin last week, but he proved himself here. The eyes in the back of your head bar was a cool imagery punch. And the opposites attract bar hit hard as fuck, dope bar. So yea, in an upset Gunslinger took this comprehensively.
21. Justify (1-0) vs 22. Wordz AhGod (1-0)
Ok battle. Justify came pretty decent. He had a tin man bar that was pretty tight. Couple of other bars I was feeling. Wordz dropped ok, some bland stuff but the crowd moving bar was pretty decent. Justify was just more polished style and concepts wise, ‘n he took this.
23. Tebo (0-1) vs 24. RCG Tiburon (1-1)
This battle was pretty dire. Neither dropped anything I liked. They have potential though which is why I’m leaving them in the WBL. But yea, lacklustre battle. RCG was jus better though ‘n he took it.
25. V. Vega (1-1) vs 26. John Daniels (0-1)
Vega won via no-show.
27. Rhode (0-0) vs 28. Bayou (0-0)
Bayou won via no-show.
29. ScarInk (0-0) vs 30. Mariah (0-0)
Mariah won via no-show.
31. low76 (0-0) vs 32. casper (0-0)
casper won via no-show.
33. trich0me (0-0) vs 34. Tony Brown (0-0)
Tony Brown won via no-show.
Top Punches
I go hard on a bitch...straight back hands for fuckin wit a black man
You go hard on a bitch? fat chance, last time you did that was mrs pacman
10. CruelMansGrandma vs Sound
In a manner, ya dumb as a tool, stupid, I seriously find ya garbage
n speaking figeratively...would make even geniuses sound retarded
9. Vaskez vs styk figer
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
8. Mercules vs Richard Corey
Gene pool of idiots. Don't have kids cuz it gets worse
You'll have nothing but special characters..
... like you kept pressing shift first
7. Nique vs The Gunslinger
That's what you're calling it?? a little?? how unfortionate
cause you're rusty enough to make Tin Man look like a contortionist
6. Justify vs Wordz AhGod
i turn heads, chicks lovin a nigga with steez that stay rappin hard
you turn heads too.. but its usually little kids seein just how fat you are
5. Sound vs CruelMansGrandma
And I've seen a picture of you and ewwwww...its my right to diss.
If its true that opposites attract then your man must look like a bitch.
4. The Gunslinger vs Nique
He’ll diss me cos’ I’m married…but he’s a virgin, this dude seems fake
cos’ Merc’s pants have the type of tents that attract cops and block UV rays
3. Richard Corey vs Mercules
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
2. Mercules vs Richard Corey
prolly cos he has STDs…chicks avoid his ass, in fear what he’s catching
it’s like playin lotto: it’s usually a let down…preceded by serious scratching…
1. Richard Corey vs Mercules
Best Verse of the Week
Mercules
My subjects, my subjects... Your King speaks to you.
..Verily I say unto you, if there is any man that chooses such an unsavory route to victory, he shall have to answer to the point of my sword.
Haha.. let’s go.
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
im not shook you old fuck.. I’ve never handled battling timid
so you wont see me back up.. unless I fall down laughing for a minute
I champ shit.. that’s what I do.. I’m here to claim my title back
n you won’t Fare Well.. you’ll only lose and make a thread entitled that
calling yourself a king??? pfffft.. as a grown ass man its foul of ya
we seen your fuckin pics before.. you’re ANYTHING but powerful
your straight up corny.. but I’ll play along with your nonsense
n call you Baron Corey.. for how you’ve been running Baron concepts
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
Rich, your ego is giant? its only ‘skrypt’ guy.. don’t forget it
some dudes dissin your chin size.. I just hate that you’re big HEADED
call me “overrated" ya pedo.. people say I’m a monster
yeah they “overrate” ..I just wish you could say the same about boys ya hot for
stay ignoring your wife in bed.. for a site of men where you stay to chill
c'mon Richard.. that ad’s up quicker.. than Theory paying these bills
Mrs. Corey’s gangster.. caught your ass cheating and clicked the heat
swore she’d shoot up ya lover.. so Fract went missing for weeks
looks like she skips dinner and fasts... so I fast chugged up my liquor
till the only thing thinner than her ass.. was my blood when i did her
look son, you’ve had a nice run.. but after this said and done
The only way you’ll leave unbeaten.. is if I change my name to un
king me.
Battle of the Week
Richard Corey vs Mercules
Mercules
My subjects, my subjects... Your King speaks to you.
..Verily I say unto you, if there is any man that chooses such an unsavory route to victory, he shall have to answer to the point of my sword.
Haha.. let’s go.
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
im not shook you old fuck.. I’ve never handled battling timid
so you wont see me back up.. unless I fall down laughing for a minute
I champ shit.. that’s what I do.. I’m here to claim my title back
n you won’t Fare Well.. you’ll only lose and make a thread entitled that
calling yourself a king??? pfffft.. as a grown ass man its foul of ya
we seen your fuckin pics before.. you’re ANYTHING but powerful
your straight up corny.. but I’ll play along with your nonsense
n call you Baron Corey.. for how you’ve been running Baron concepts
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
Rich, your ego is giant? its only ‘skrypt’ guy.. don’t forget it
some dudes dissin your chin size.. I just hate that you’re big HEADED
call me “overrated" ya pedo.. people say I’m a monster
yeah they “overrate” ..I just wish you could say the same about boys ya hot for
stay ignoring your wife in bed.. for a site of men where you stay to chill
c'mon Richard.. that ad’s up quicker.. than Theory paying these bills
Mrs. Corey’s gangster.. caught your ass cheating and clicked the heat
swore she’d shoot up ya lover.. so Fract went missing for weeks
looks like she skips dinner and fasts... so I fast chugged up my liquor
till the only thing thinner than her ass.. was my blood when i did her
look son, you’ve had a nice run.. but after this said and done
The only way you’ll leave unbeaten.. is if I change my name to un
king me.
Richard Corey
Hey, Merc…
How you front like you on my level, when ya last loss was pitiful dude
Yeh you had $pit hiding in the cut…when he sent you home licking ya wounds
It was a 7-0 sweep, when it gets that bad, you know you’re over and done…
Kids see my rhyme and ask “how deficit”…Merc still tryna overcome one
You’re 9-3, thinking you’re running shit, but you are not that hood…
your ranks only tight because it represents the last time Hip hop was good
He’ll diss me cos’ I’m married…but he’s a virgin, this dude seems fake
cos’ Merc’s pants have the type of tents that attract cops and block UV rays
prolly cos he has STDs…chicks avoid his ass, in fear what he’s catching
it’s like playin lotto: it’s usually a let down…preceded by serious scratching…
that’s Baltimore for you. But c’mon y’all, ain’t it insane, B?
Cos' I watch the ‘Wire, you hear?’
and after reading my verse, Merc will ask himself the same thing?
Look at his head’s features…deformed mutants ain’t fuckin’ with him
Kid’s grill’s so slanted, he has a George Forman grease trap under his chin
And of course he’s got that mole problem, so I don’t like the clown…
His face’s covered in the type of specs Theory could rebuild the site around…
Why you hide your sexuality…ain’t it better to suck dick then be fake
Still, that ain’t no excuse to forget wiping Ex Kal’s kids from ya face..
Yo, watch out, this dude’s crazy obsessed, but his hobby aint real
Yeah, Merc is 'office rocker'…but only cos his mail cart has wobbily wheels
Fight night champ…but I wouldn’t boast like your ass is established
When a key style match is two people trying to come average…the fastest
Look, I’ll probably get paid to do this, so if you hate this rap, then suck me..
cos this weekend you’re dropping 9 spots…and I’m spending proactive’s money…
Mag Battler of the Month
Corey’s still firmly at the top. Merc could take him off that spot though if he drops a nice verse next week.
1. Richard Corey with 61 Points.
2. Mercules with 41 Points.
3. $pitacular with 11 Points.
4. N.Tavarez with 8 Points.
5. The Gunslinger with 7 Points.
6. Sound with 6 Points.
7. Justify with 5 Points.
8. Nique with 4 Points.
8. Urban Legend with 4 Points.
9. Vaskez with 2 Points.
10. CruelMansGrandma with 1 Point.
Predictions
The rankings are really screwed up this week due to the event. I’m just gonna do predictions for the rankings, and then watch out for the special event mag later.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Sound (9-3) vs 4. Mr Marvellous (3-1)
Sound edged past HDVM in a close battle last week, he dropped some pretty cool lines. Marvellous pretty easily won his battle. I think Sound is the better battler here, I can’t see him losing this.
7. Vaskez (4-1) vs 8. Defcon_5 (6-3)
Defcon has signed back in after a brief hiatus, comin in at 6-3. He was droppin pretty average the last time he was in the league, so lets see if he can step it up this time around. Vaskez dropped ok last week, he had that figurative punch that was cool. Iono, hard to call, I think Def’s gonna edge it.
9. Richard Corey (8-1) vs 10. Popcorn (2-1)
Easy win for Corey. Popcorn drops mad played stuff. Corey should get to the champ match again in no time at all, and still has his automatic contendership shot to use.
13. Justify (3-0) vs 14. Tony Brown (1-0)
Tony signed up and got an easy win against trichome last week, as tri no-showed. Justify beat Wordz Ahgod with a decent verse. Tony’s verse was ok, but I don’t think he’s as good as Justify. Justify should win.
15. The Gunslinger (2-0) vs 16. styk figer (2-1)
Gunslinger surprised everyone last week by easily beating Nique, no one thought he would, and he’d dropped a weak verse the previous week also. Styk figer is ok, but I think Gunslinger should take it.
17. RCG Tiburon (2-1) vs 18. N.Tavarez (4-2)
RCG isn’t great, he’s still elevating. Tavarez seemed to be in a rut last week, I’m guessing that based off the fact he used a lot of popular culture punches. That’s a pretty easy way to think up punches if you’re stuck for creativity. Tavarez will win thi easily though.
19. Kapernikus (4-4) vs 20. V. Vega (2-1)
Kapernikus almost beat Te Ora last week, quite a lot of vets thought he took it but he just got beaten. Vega got a no-show win. Kapernikus is the better battler, he should win.
21. Bayou (1-0) vs 22. Mariah (1-0)
Bayou took the myspace cypher this week so props to him on that, his verse was pretty cool. He got a no-show win against Rhode. His verse wasn’t as good as his cypher verse though, he needs to drop the exclamation parks and excessive use of full stops. Based on the full stop use, I’m gonna guess he was around RV at some point. Mariah also got a no-show win and she dropped an ok verse. She seems quite creative. It’s a hard one to pick, but I’m gonna go with Bayou based off what he showed in the Myspace cypher.
23. casper (1-0) vs 24. Wordz AhGod (1-1)
Still haven’t seen a casper verse, so Wordz to win.
25. Spit That (0-0) vs 26. Area51 (0-0)
Area isn’t bad, but Spit That has always been nice, if he shows that it. Spit’s a nice battler, been around the RBL a bit, champed it a couple of times, ‘n he hung around the WBL as well. Yea, he’s a cool battler and if he shows he should win.
27. kungfugrip (0-0) vs 28. Facade (0-0)
kungfugrip’s WBL stint part #3. Let’s see if he shows up this time. He’s a nice battler, blah blah I’ve said it all before. Façade dropped a decent cypher verse and he seems ok from that, but kung is nicer ‘n will win.
29. F5TH Dawg (0-0) vs 30. Impregnable (0-0)
F5TH is tight. In a year he went from an ezboard style to getting to champ matches, that shows that he’s a good battler who elevates fast. If he stays in the WBL ‘n keeps getting better every week, I see him as being one of the stand out’s of 2007, praps even being made a WBL legend. I dunno Impregnable. F5TH to win.
31. Alamo (0-0) vs 32. RepenT (0-0) vs 33. dog tags (0-0)
This should be an interesting battle. Repent is apparently an old head under an alias, so it’ll be interesting to see how he does. Alamo is a pretty nice vet, who did pretty well in his last run here. And dog tags is a promising newer head who was droppin some decent stuff before he signed out. I’m gonna go with the safe choice and take Alamo winning.
No power rankings, top 20 or potentially dope this week. As, well, the rankings and structure of the league are too fucked up for that.
Outro
This week is looking dope. Some seriously classic battles set up in the event. For more on that, peep the event mag that is being dropped a little bit after this. Peace.
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Intro
Things are looking dope. A lotta new tight sign in’s, too many to name really. Most of them are battling in the event this week, so you can see all of them in the event mag. Yep, the event mag. Peep it, it’s being dropped soon after this.
New Champ!
Props to Mercules, he dethroned King Richard to become the new WBL champ.
The MySpace Member Diss Cypher
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Cool cypher this week, quite a few nice verses. No real big names have dropped in this yet, but the people who have dropped have been dropping cool. This was close between two people. Check the punches first though.
Top Punches
This fool is square, yeah i see your pic---and all i can do is stare
i'm sure they called you a dickhead......rocking all that pubic hair
9. Justify
that first pic was in your restaurant. do you get cash? sure
but you should've used your head--& mopped that dusty ass floor
8. Facade
Ppl. try new looks, sometimes take off a couple layers
But when did Wierd Al go bulemic and start to act gayer?!
7. Bayou
That hair's terrible..i dunno what you were thinkin dude
Funny you’ve got such a shag.. yet no girls are willing too
6. Bayou
& the only girl you had I took. just told her to come through...
but your jeans suck--bitch she wanted me to wrangler away from you
5. Facade
I'd stop with the hair..but in shame i stare at ya
With that Badu you got goin on I thought u’d be related to erika
4. Bayou
you might be fine at night, but daytime is this nitwit's plunder
when you rockin them shades big enough to have a picnic under
3. Justify
Your a flamer, a faggit and not a things misunderstood
I'd say take the guitar outcha mouth..but its used to being around wood
2. Bayou
i got lots to jawn---you know, just to show you this poem is fresh
them jeans been stonewashed....stonewalled, and fuckin stoned to death
1. Justify
And the winner is Bayou. Props man, nice verse. Get at me about whether you want a win added, or if you want to save it. Peep his verse:
http://myspace-412.vo.llnwd.net/01140/21/49/1140439412_l.jpg
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2485/1048536022lkh8.jpg
Ppl. try new looks, sometimes take off a couple layers
But when did Wierd Al go bulemic and start to act gayer?!
That hair's terrible..i dunno what you were thinkin dude
Funny you’ve got such a shag.. yet no girls are willing too
I'd stop with the hair..but in shame i stare at ya
With that Badu you got goin on I thought u’d be related to erika
Rockers don't where those frayed jeans, what a disaster
With that Rip-torn style your startin to offend the actor
Your a flamer, a faggit and not a things misunderstood
I'd say take the guitar outcha mouth..but its used to being around wood
I'm serious your a homo..your 1st pic admits - its tragic
That pose suits you perfect around dick the way ya straight jacket
Plus those shades? whack your attempt to be groovy failed
Those aviators your rockin are startin to affect the movies sales
I'm done with you loser.. if ya wanna battle then let it begin
Bring ya guitar with ya..cuz you'd need to pull a few strings to win!
Battle Reviews
WBL Championship Match: 1. Richard Corey (8-0) vs 2. Mercules (9-3)
Cool battle, very close and well. And it ended in an…UPSET!!! Yea, Merc took it to become the 4th WBL champion. Props to Merc, that’s his first ever WBL title after being in it for many many weeks. Merc dropped first and he dropped pretty good. He had an old English bar that was real nice, and a cutlass bar that hit really hard, tight shit there, fresh concept as well. The rest of his verse was decent enough. Corey said he had writers block but based on some of the concepts it didn’t show. He had a tent bar that was hilarious once I worked it out, real nice stuff. ‘N a lotto bar that was hella fresh ‘n creative, real nice there. Close battle, it came down to preference really and Merc took it by 1 vote, winning 6-5. Nice stuff people.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Urban Legend (8-2) vs 4. Prosecutor (6-1)
Urban won via no-show.
5. Sound (8-3) vs 6. CruelMansGrandma (2-1)
CMG = HotDogVendorMan. Decent battle, I think they went too many lines though, as both had some stuff they could cut. Sound had the turn heads bar that was hilarious, it made me laugh out loud when I read it, dope stuff. Bent outta shape was nice as well. The rest of his verse was either average or weak, but he was reasonably consistent. CMG dropped ok, move in silence was a cool bar ‘n nappy dugout was pretty funny. Close battle, only 2 votes in it, and Sound won 6-4. Props for getting it up early as well.
7. Mr Marvellous (2-1) vs 8. Popcorn (2-0)
Damn Popcorn dropped so played. Pretty much every bar in his verse was played, shit’s ridiculous. That put him out of this straight away ‘n Marv just needed to drop some ok freshish stuff ‘n he’d get it. And he did, and he got it. Popcorn/tryin to bite nameplay was nice, I was feelin that. Mr Marvellous took it.
9. $pitacular (5-2) vs 10. N.Tavarez (4-1)
I thought Spit dropped a lotta played shit. Red handed, RV, so def, height of your career. All stuff that’s been used numerous times before. I wasn’t feelin his verse for that reason. N.Tavarez dropped ‘n he musta been looking at a news website or something, he used a lotta film ‘n popular culture references. Close verse wise, but Spit took this by a lot.
11. Vaskez (3-1) vs 12. styk figer (2-0)
styk droped first ‘n his verse was pretty weak. Nothing stood out really, it was all just pretty elementary. Vaskez dropped ‘n his verse was better. He had a speak figuratively bar that I liked, that was cool. Vaskez took it easy.
13. Kapernikus (4-3) vs 14. Te Ora (4-1)
Both came consistent, but it was consistently average. Te Ora dropped ‘n his style is raw, but his concepts seemed to be lackin this week. I couldn’t really pick out anything as a standout, but his verse as a whole was ok. Kapernikus has a different sorta style, but his verse was much the same. Average throughout, nothing really bad which is an improvement. I guess it came down to style really, ‘n Te Ora took it.
15. Out Writechas (1-1) vs 16. Sureloc Holmes (2-2)
Out won via no-show.
17. Ill Skillz (1-1) vs 18. Confirm Password (2-1)
Confirm won via no-show.
19. Nique (1-0) vs 20. The Gunslinger (1-0)
Cool lil battle here. Nique dropped first and dropped pretty good. Special characters bar was dope, I’ve never seen a flip like that before surprisingly, it hit hard. Tuckin in his manhood bar was decent, hit pretty nicely. She dropped really early which in hindsight was probably a bad move. As Gunslinger showed up ‘n he dropped nice. Iono what he was doin last week, but he proved himself here. The eyes in the back of your head bar was a cool imagery punch. And the opposites attract bar hit hard as fuck, dope bar. So yea, in an upset Gunslinger took this comprehensively.
21. Justify (1-0) vs 22. Wordz AhGod (1-0)
Ok battle. Justify came pretty decent. He had a tin man bar that was pretty tight. Couple of other bars I was feeling. Wordz dropped ok, some bland stuff but the crowd moving bar was pretty decent. Justify was just more polished style and concepts wise, ‘n he took this.
23. Tebo (0-1) vs 24. RCG Tiburon (1-1)
This battle was pretty dire. Neither dropped anything I liked. They have potential though which is why I’m leaving them in the WBL. But yea, lacklustre battle. RCG was jus better though ‘n he took it.
25. V. Vega (1-1) vs 26. John Daniels (0-1)
Vega won via no-show.
27. Rhode (0-0) vs 28. Bayou (0-0)
Bayou won via no-show.
29. ScarInk (0-0) vs 30. Mariah (0-0)
Mariah won via no-show.
31. low76 (0-0) vs 32. casper (0-0)
casper won via no-show.
33. trich0me (0-0) vs 34. Tony Brown (0-0)
Tony Brown won via no-show.
Top Punches
I go hard on a bitch...straight back hands for fuckin wit a black man
You go hard on a bitch? fat chance, last time you did that was mrs pacman
10. CruelMansGrandma vs Sound
In a manner, ya dumb as a tool, stupid, I seriously find ya garbage
n speaking figeratively...would make even geniuses sound retarded
9. Vaskez vs styk figer
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
8. Mercules vs Richard Corey
Gene pool of idiots. Don't have kids cuz it gets worse
You'll have nothing but special characters..
... like you kept pressing shift first
7. Nique vs The Gunslinger
That's what you're calling it?? a little?? how unfortionate
cause you're rusty enough to make Tin Man look like a contortionist
6. Justify vs Wordz AhGod
i turn heads, chicks lovin a nigga with steez that stay rappin hard
you turn heads too.. but its usually little kids seein just how fat you are
5. Sound vs CruelMansGrandma
And I've seen a picture of you and ewwwww...its my right to diss.
If its true that opposites attract then your man must look like a bitch.
4. The Gunslinger vs Nique
He’ll diss me cos’ I’m married…but he’s a virgin, this dude seems fake
cos’ Merc’s pants have the type of tents that attract cops and block UV rays
3. Richard Corey vs Mercules
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
2. Mercules vs Richard Corey
prolly cos he has STDs…chicks avoid his ass, in fear what he’s catching
it’s like playin lotto: it’s usually a let down…preceded by serious scratching…
1. Richard Corey vs Mercules
Best Verse of the Week
Mercules
My subjects, my subjects... Your King speaks to you.
..Verily I say unto you, if there is any man that chooses such an unsavory route to victory, he shall have to answer to the point of my sword.
Haha.. let’s go.
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
im not shook you old fuck.. I’ve never handled battling timid
so you wont see me back up.. unless I fall down laughing for a minute
I champ shit.. that’s what I do.. I’m here to claim my title back
n you won’t Fare Well.. you’ll only lose and make a thread entitled that
calling yourself a king??? pfffft.. as a grown ass man its foul of ya
we seen your fuckin pics before.. you’re ANYTHING but powerful
your straight up corny.. but I’ll play along with your nonsense
n call you Baron Corey.. for how you’ve been running Baron concepts
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
Rich, your ego is giant? its only ‘skrypt’ guy.. don’t forget it
some dudes dissin your chin size.. I just hate that you’re big HEADED
call me “overrated" ya pedo.. people say I’m a monster
yeah they “overrate” ..I just wish you could say the same about boys ya hot for
stay ignoring your wife in bed.. for a site of men where you stay to chill
c'mon Richard.. that ad’s up quicker.. than Theory paying these bills
Mrs. Corey’s gangster.. caught your ass cheating and clicked the heat
swore she’d shoot up ya lover.. so Fract went missing for weeks
looks like she skips dinner and fasts... so I fast chugged up my liquor
till the only thing thinner than her ass.. was my blood when i did her
look son, you’ve had a nice run.. but after this said and done
The only way you’ll leave unbeaten.. is if I change my name to un
king me.
Battle of the Week
Richard Corey vs Mercules
Mercules
My subjects, my subjects... Your King speaks to you.
..Verily I say unto you, if there is any man that chooses such an unsavory route to victory, he shall have to answer to the point of my sword.
Haha.. let’s go.
Rich you're a old figure .. got a wife and couple of shorties
you never touch malt liquor.. but still doin Old English in 40's??
im not shook you old fuck.. I’ve never handled battling timid
so you wont see me back up.. unless I fall down laughing for a minute
I champ shit.. that’s what I do.. I’m here to claim my title back
n you won’t Fare Well.. you’ll only lose and make a thread entitled that
calling yourself a king??? pfffft.. as a grown ass man its foul of ya
we seen your fuckin pics before.. you’re ANYTHING but powerful
your straight up corny.. but I’ll play along with your nonsense
n call you Baron Corey.. for how you’ve been running Baron concepts
..brought a razor to slash.. I’m gunna fuck up your meat guy
and make this Cutlass so long.. it could comfortably seat five
Rich, your ego is giant? its only ‘skrypt’ guy.. don’t forget it
some dudes dissin your chin size.. I just hate that you’re big HEADED
call me “overrated" ya pedo.. people say I’m a monster
yeah they “overrate” ..I just wish you could say the same about boys ya hot for
stay ignoring your wife in bed.. for a site of men where you stay to chill
c'mon Richard.. that ad’s up quicker.. than Theory paying these bills
Mrs. Corey’s gangster.. caught your ass cheating and clicked the heat
swore she’d shoot up ya lover.. so Fract went missing for weeks
looks like she skips dinner and fasts... so I fast chugged up my liquor
till the only thing thinner than her ass.. was my blood when i did her
look son, you’ve had a nice run.. but after this said and done
The only way you’ll leave unbeaten.. is if I change my name to un
king me.
Richard Corey
Hey, Merc…
How you front like you on my level, when ya last loss was pitiful dude
Yeh you had $pit hiding in the cut…when he sent you home licking ya wounds
It was a 7-0 sweep, when it gets that bad, you know you’re over and done…
Kids see my rhyme and ask “how deficit”…Merc still tryna overcome one
You’re 9-3, thinking you’re running shit, but you are not that hood…
your ranks only tight because it represents the last time Hip hop was good
He’ll diss me cos’ I’m married…but he’s a virgin, this dude seems fake
cos’ Merc’s pants have the type of tents that attract cops and block UV rays
prolly cos he has STDs…chicks avoid his ass, in fear what he’s catching
it’s like playin lotto: it’s usually a let down…preceded by serious scratching…
that’s Baltimore for you. But c’mon y’all, ain’t it insane, B?
Cos' I watch the ‘Wire, you hear?’
and after reading my verse, Merc will ask himself the same thing?
Look at his head’s features…deformed mutants ain’t fuckin’ with him
Kid’s grill’s so slanted, he has a George Forman grease trap under his chin
And of course he’s got that mole problem, so I don’t like the clown…
His face’s covered in the type of specs Theory could rebuild the site around…
Why you hide your sexuality…ain’t it better to suck dick then be fake
Still, that ain’t no excuse to forget wiping Ex Kal’s kids from ya face..
Yo, watch out, this dude’s crazy obsessed, but his hobby aint real
Yeah, Merc is 'office rocker'…but only cos his mail cart has wobbily wheels
Fight night champ…but I wouldn’t boast like your ass is established
When a key style match is two people trying to come average…the fastest
Look, I’ll probably get paid to do this, so if you hate this rap, then suck me..
cos this weekend you’re dropping 9 spots…and I’m spending proactive’s money…
Mag Battler of the Month
Corey’s still firmly at the top. Merc could take him off that spot though if he drops a nice verse next week.
1. Richard Corey with 61 Points.
2. Mercules with 41 Points.
3. $pitacular with 11 Points.
4. N.Tavarez with 8 Points.
5. The Gunslinger with 7 Points.
6. Sound with 6 Points.
7. Justify with 5 Points.
8. Nique with 4 Points.
8. Urban Legend with 4 Points.
9. Vaskez with 2 Points.
10. CruelMansGrandma with 1 Point.
Predictions
The rankings are really screwed up this week due to the event. I’m just gonna do predictions for the rankings, and then watch out for the special event mag later.
WBL Contendership Match: 3. Sound (9-3) vs 4. Mr Marvellous (3-1)
Sound edged past HDVM in a close battle last week, he dropped some pretty cool lines. Marvellous pretty easily won his battle. I think Sound is the better battler here, I can’t see him losing this.
7. Vaskez (4-1) vs 8. Defcon_5 (6-3)
Defcon has signed back in after a brief hiatus, comin in at 6-3. He was droppin pretty average the last time he was in the league, so lets see if he can step it up this time around. Vaskez dropped ok last week, he had that figurative punch that was cool. Iono, hard to call, I think Def’s gonna edge it.
9. Richard Corey (8-1) vs 10. Popcorn (2-1)
Easy win for Corey. Popcorn drops mad played stuff. Corey should get to the champ match again in no time at all, and still has his automatic contendership shot to use.
13. Justify (3-0) vs 14. Tony Brown (1-0)
Tony signed up and got an easy win against trichome last week, as tri no-showed. Justify beat Wordz Ahgod with a decent verse. Tony’s verse was ok, but I don’t think he’s as good as Justify. Justify should win.
15. The Gunslinger (2-0) vs 16. styk figer (2-1)
Gunslinger surprised everyone last week by easily beating Nique, no one thought he would, and he’d dropped a weak verse the previous week also. Styk figer is ok, but I think Gunslinger should take it.
17. RCG Tiburon (2-1) vs 18. N.Tavarez (4-2)
RCG isn’t great, he’s still elevating. Tavarez seemed to be in a rut last week, I’m guessing that based off the fact he used a lot of popular culture punches. That’s a pretty easy way to think up punches if you’re stuck for creativity. Tavarez will win thi easily though.
19. Kapernikus (4-4) vs 20. V. Vega (2-1)
Kapernikus almost beat Te Ora last week, quite a lot of vets thought he took it but he just got beaten. Vega got a no-show win. Kapernikus is the better battler, he should win.
21. Bayou (1-0) vs 22. Mariah (1-0)
Bayou took the myspace cypher this week so props to him on that, his verse was pretty cool. He got a no-show win against Rhode. His verse wasn’t as good as his cypher verse though, he needs to drop the exclamation parks and excessive use of full stops. Based on the full stop use, I’m gonna guess he was around RV at some point. Mariah also got a no-show win and she dropped an ok verse. She seems quite creative. It’s a hard one to pick, but I’m gonna go with Bayou based off what he showed in the Myspace cypher.
23. casper (1-0) vs 24. Wordz AhGod (1-1)
Still haven’t seen a casper verse, so Wordz to win.
25. Spit That (0-0) vs 26. Area51 (0-0)
Area isn’t bad, but Spit That has always been nice, if he shows that it. Spit’s a nice battler, been around the RBL a bit, champed it a couple of times, ‘n he hung around the WBL as well. Yea, he’s a cool battler and if he shows he should win.
27. kungfugrip (0-0) vs 28. Facade (0-0)
kungfugrip’s WBL stint part #3. Let’s see if he shows up this time. He’s a nice battler, blah blah I’ve said it all before. Façade dropped a decent cypher verse and he seems ok from that, but kung is nicer ‘n will win.
29. F5TH Dawg (0-0) vs 30. Impregnable (0-0)
F5TH is tight. In a year he went from an ezboard style to getting to champ matches, that shows that he’s a good battler who elevates fast. If he stays in the WBL ‘n keeps getting better every week, I see him as being one of the stand out’s of 2007, praps even being made a WBL legend. I dunno Impregnable. F5TH to win.
31. Alamo (0-0) vs 32. RepenT (0-0) vs 33. dog tags (0-0)
This should be an interesting battle. Repent is apparently an old head under an alias, so it’ll be interesting to see how he does. Alamo is a pretty nice vet, who did pretty well in his last run here. And dog tags is a promising newer head who was droppin some decent stuff before he signed out. I’m gonna go with the safe choice and take Alamo winning.
No power rankings, top 20 or potentially dope this week. As, well, the rankings and structure of the league are too fucked up for that.
Outro
This week is looking dope. Some seriously classic battles set up in the event. For more on that, peep the event mag that is being dropped a little bit after this. Peace.
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