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Malachi
08-23-2013, 10:14 AM
Chillin in the classroom
Fuckin had to wake up at 6 am

Prolly have to wak up at 5-5:30

When school starts on Monday

PancakeBrah
08-23-2013, 10:16 AM
Pound snatch

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 10:16 AM
Who goes to orientation

fuck a syllabus

b3st b mackin

Malachi
08-23-2013, 10:17 AM
Pound snatch

Word

Destroyer
08-23-2013, 10:20 AM
fuck I'm old

Strikta
08-23-2013, 10:23 AM
Do good in school, Mal.

U can do it!

Malachi
08-23-2013, 11:06 AM
Who goes to orientation

fuck a syllabus

b3st b mackin

Lol I said fuck it
I had nothing else to do

Malachi
08-23-2013, 11:07 AM
Ill try man Strikta

Meth
08-23-2013, 11:21 AM
In high school ATM also.

Sup.

Strikta
08-23-2013, 11:26 AM
U better Malachi

U too, Meth

God damnit.

Malachi
08-23-2013, 11:33 AM
Lol I saw this choir chick
She was finnneee


Fuck lol

Diode
08-23-2013, 11:34 AM
jesus christ i could be your dad and ill nik-A could be your grandpa

Strikta
08-23-2013, 11:34 AM
\ lol

Frank Metts
08-23-2013, 11:35 AM
Cherish it because in ten years you'll miss it more then you can ever imagine

Swerve
08-23-2013, 11:35 AM
And TYSON could be your guidance counselor.

PancakeBrah
08-23-2013, 11:36 AM
Cherish it because in ten years you'll miss it more then you can ever imagine

Strikta
08-23-2013, 11:37 AM
And TYSON could be your guidance counselor.

lmao

Diode
08-23-2013, 11:39 AM
And TYSON could be your guidance counselor.

i was thinking more like exceptionally friendly gym teacher

Malachi
08-23-2013, 11:40 AM
And TYSON could be your guidance counselor.

Hahaha

Meth
08-23-2013, 11:50 AM
Graduating early.

Ya boy done somethin' right.

Swerve
08-23-2013, 11:54 AM
Graduating early.

Ya boy done somethin' right.

Lord knows it wasn't an abdominal exercise.

Meth
08-23-2013, 11:55 AM
Why.

Why must u hurt me.

Diode
08-23-2013, 11:56 AM
Lord knows it wasn't an abdominal exercise.

oh how i've missed you

mike is so soft now

:\

StarFaggot
08-23-2013, 11:59 AM
Wtf you in high school? I'm logging off and moving on w my life

Split
08-23-2013, 12:01 PM
Lord knows it wasn't an abdominal exercise.

that actually burns like zero fat, just strengthens your core muscles. if you dont have a really low bf% you could do crunches all day and never have a six pack

Swerve
08-23-2013, 12:04 PM
oh how i've missed you

mike is so soft now

:\

I wouldn't know.

Past is the past.

THUGLYFE.

Diode
08-23-2013, 12:05 PM
that actually burns like zero fat, just strengthens your core muscles. if you dont have a really low bf% you could do crunches all day and never have a six pack

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-52YT9zp5YSI/Tf6mhAOUSSI/AAAAAAAAAis/X3JZnwvzZJ4/s200/Debbie+Downer.jpg

Swerve
08-23-2013, 12:06 PM
Why.

Why must u hurt me.

Cause you don't respond to my questions on AIM.


Asshole.

Strikta
08-23-2013, 12:07 PM
Was widely known Malachi was a young buck.
Aero

Meth
08-23-2013, 12:24 PM
Cause you don't respond to my questions on AIM.


Asshole.

In at school lmao.

Malachi
08-23-2013, 12:26 PM
Light skinned black girls with long curly brown hair
Are goddesses

Swerve
08-23-2013, 12:34 PM
In at school lmao.

Doesn't stop you from being on Netcees.

FOOL.

Just tell me if 20 lines is cool for our tag battle?

Sharp
08-23-2013, 01:41 PM
Goneee @ that tyson tag

Lol I saw this choir chick
She was finnneee


Fuck lol

be warned from a former choir-picker. they either crazy, mad bitchy or 5/10 and under or any combination of the 3

band chicks can be less appealing but have a higher window for not being annoying as fuck


now go tear up your high school armed with the collective wisdom of all of NC

Malachi
08-23-2013, 01:54 PM
I think she's a lil crazy Sharp Nine

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 04:37 PM
Crazy = good sex tho Malachi


u have been told

Diode
08-23-2013, 04:38 PM
Malachi DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN THE CRAZY PLEASE IGNORE RAWN HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 04:40 PM
Y u lie to the youngin?


Crazy = good sex

very true

Diode
08-23-2013, 04:42 PM
Y u lie to the youngin?


Crazy = good sex

very true

Malachi rawn is trying to give you a babys momma before you even make it out of puberty please ignore at all costs

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 04:46 PM
Reproduction is the ultimate biological imperative


fact of science

Swerve
08-23-2013, 04:52 PM
I can't believe I am agreeing with Diode...but....

DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.

Been there, it's not fun and you'll regret it for years (no baby though). Also, you don't need a gf in high school.

I AM TEACHING FROM MY MISTAKES.

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 04:56 PM
Who said gf

teenage hormonal releas

Malachi
08-23-2013, 05:14 PM
lol

DLB
08-23-2013, 05:23 PM
good luck in HS b

listen to your teachers man, shit really kinda does prepare you for college

lol i've been in college for 2 days and professors be cussing, etc. they give no fucks at all

Sn00p
08-23-2013, 05:46 PM
whoever told u to cherish it...hell yea. high school are the best days.

Rawn M.D.
08-23-2013, 05:48 PM
Get a car

smash as many females as possible in the car

then smash the car

repeat

= high school 101

Sharp
08-23-2013, 07:13 PM
Rawn you don't want high school choir crazy early in high school. And Malachi talk to her a bit first, don't jump in cause that may be a crazy pool

Certain
08-23-2013, 07:13 PM
Pound snatch

And if not, snatch pounds.

http://imageshack.us/scaled/landing/560/kvm7.jpg

PancakeBrah
08-23-2013, 07:16 PM
lol

Young Malachi doesn't have the heart. He's better off trying to get into Choir Girl.

Certain
08-23-2013, 07:21 PM
"FUCK SCHOOL, NIGGA, I'M A BE A DOPE DEALER"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu-jfju5atI

NYCSPITZ
08-23-2013, 08:59 PM
yea i figured these 2 were young as fuck from their posts/reasoning

both of u i wanna see ur report cards asap thanks...

or no allowance 4 u

NYCSPITZ
08-23-2013, 09:02 PM
whoever told u to cherish it...hell yea. high school are the best days.

maybe 4 you, obviously not for everybody. i remember in HS when I was a freshman and the valedictorian said "trust me, these will be the best 4 yrs of your life" I thought:

umm ur retarded bc ur assuming the rest of your life will be worse in comparison. Not a good look to be real. I disliked HS and have enjoyed myself since

StarFaggot
08-23-2013, 09:06 PM
high school is some of the best times tbh... at least for me.. idk about nyc he wasn't popular and he sat at the losers table

NYCSPITZ
08-23-2013, 09:14 PM
Aero you're a corporate apparatchik and probably watch MSNBC or CNN a lot while simultaneously hating on FOX news (although all news is consolidated under big money) so it doesn't surprise me that you haven't enjoyed your life since high school. If you enjoyed fucking 16 year olds more than fucking prime women idk what to tell u

Fig
08-24-2013, 12:29 AM
In high school ATM also.

Sup.

You're in senior year too Meth? I assumed you were out of highschool already.

Looks like we get to give malachi the ol purple nurps

Meth
08-24-2013, 01:19 AM
Lmao.

I only go 4 hours a day and than I got work tho.

Thug life.

uh-oh
08-24-2013, 01:28 AM
Cherish it because in ten years you'll miss it more then you can ever imagine

seriously tho, as shitty as it is, just go to school. every day. do whatever bullshit they give you. stick it out man

my biggest regrets in life are quitting football to become a pothead, and dropping out of high school.

i got my GED. which means nothing.

if i could go back in time i would go back and finish high school.

its the worst. believe me i know. actually doing work and shit. i'd just go and clown, chill with everybody and fuck with bitches. half the week i would skip.

i messed up man. don't do it. i dont know what i can say that will hit home tho

just dont drop out. finish, graduate, and go to college for something you can actually get a job in when you get out.

think about that now. because tomorrow you'll be graduating. and or you will be a bum who dropped out and has to sand cars to make a living where your living is living with your dad in a 2 bedroom apartment in an apartment complex surrounded by apartment complexes and all of them are full of mexicans, white trash, and black dudes who when they say "hey!" you might want to ignore them because they're gonna rob you.

Frank Metts
08-24-2013, 01:31 AM
maybe 4 you, obviously not for everybody. i remember in HS when I was a freshman and the valedictorian said "trust me, these will be the best 4 yrs of your life" I thought:

umm ur retarded bc ur assuming the rest of your life will be worse in comparison. Not a good look to be real. I disliked HS and have enjoyed myself since

I'm mean for real

Its not that high school is the" best " 4 years of your life but its the last 4 years of being a kid, making dumb mistakes and decisions and getting away with it, after high school adolescence is gone its time to grow the fuck up whether your ready or not, last time a party can be planned in 3 minutes, last time your surrounded by hundreds of peers, for some last time to play a real competitive organized sport, last time new pussy can fall in your lap on a daily basis, last time to justify irresponsibilty ... high school was awesome

Being a responsible adult is work, shit gets real and real quick .... frail ass mofos don't make it in big boy world

DLB
08-24-2013, 01:47 AM
best advice for u young niggas in high school

don't even get caught in all that bitches & drama shit lol just chill w/ ya homies, fuck a cpl pussies or so but don't be just tryna get it all the time cause teen pregnancy fucking niggas over daily b i know girls getting pregnant and they niggas ran to Mexico the next day & niggas who tryna take care of a child while the girl on the party scene, etc. don't try growing up too fast, it'll fuck u over

Frank Metts
08-24-2013, 01:48 AM
The fuck this nigga name is Death ... that's a little to subtle don't you think homie?

uh-oh
08-24-2013, 01:49 AM
word

high school was stupid ill

there was i dunno, 1000 people? at my high school. i dont know how that shit works. but like 500 females basically

thats 500 chicks who are forced to be in the same area as you

when your grown? go to the bar theres like 6 old coke whores and a couple young bitches with chlymidia

you can go to the club, where there is more bitches, but your only gonna see club bitches there. shit you can fuck and keep it moving

but yo in high school there is librarian bitches and shit. choir ho's and shit that after high school they're only gonna be available to there close group of friends

but word all my old high school friends, i could still kick it with them, but i dont.

but when your in high school your all forced to be there

its a really dope time man. as much as it sucks while your going through it, looking back it was the shit

and i only put 2 years in. that might be why i miss it so much too. i didnt get the full experience

DLB
08-24-2013, 01:57 AM
The fuck this nigga name is Death ... that's a little to subtle don't you think homie?

im dlb yo, i just shortened the name franky

God Of War
08-24-2013, 05:58 AM
if you are dope in high school, fuck all the parties, fuck all the bitches, ignore them and practice your studies, do as well as you can. then you can get into a big college and party a good bit more but when you're done with all the school you can fucking party for life and your best days will always be the one in front of you instead of the ones behind.

Sn00p
08-24-2013, 08:06 AM
I'm mean for real

Its not that high school is the" best " 4 years of your life but its the last 4 years of being a kid, making dumb mistakes and decisions and getting away with it, after high school adolescence is gone its time to grow the fuck up whether your ready or not, last time a party can be planned in 3 minutes, last time your surrounded by hundreds of peers, for some last time to play a real competitive organized sport, last time new pussy can fall in your lap on a daily basis, last time to justify irresponsibilty ... high school was awesome

Being a responsible adult is work, shit gets real and real quick .... frail ass mofos don't make it in big boy world

this is pretty much what i meant, NYCSPITZ. u have so few responsibilities. u can do whatever the fuck u want. everything's easier. ofc it can be good after that. but the premises ain't as perfect.