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Intro

The WBL is still holding down the title of the best league on the net and this mag will do nothing but prove it to you no matter who you are, where your from or where you‘ve been. If you think your nice, sign up and prove that you got what it takes to hang with some of the very best battlers on the net. We’ve got heads from UPN, RM, RapBattles, 411, and every other site out there. The best of the best are here, many under aliases. But the talent can not be denied at all. Over the past few weeks Richard Corey has been dominating the competition. He is the WBL champion and he has had verse of the week for like 4 weeks in a row. This week was pretty good, some nice matches like Richard Corey vs. ARMZ, shake-zula vs. Vadik, timevirus vs. Lunch Lady and Ace7 vs. Aces Full. We got a lot of new talent in the league, 9th Degree, Ace7, I.Close , Booga, Auspex. All of which I’ve been told are pretty good. If you don’t believe what Ive said, then just check this.

It’s getting ugly

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Almost as much as Vadik aka Edward Lake is in that picture.

Coming Soon to the WBL

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The WBL Presents: On The Line.

The very first WBL Event. This promises to be the best week in WBL history. Countless former champs are comming back for this best of the best event. Many first time match ups between WBL Legends, such as Butler vs. Resin MIC and John Hensley vs. Fracture. every battle is a sure WBL Vault match waiting to happen.


Date: threads for matches will go up July 31 (Sunday)
verses will be due August 4 (Thursday)

http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/sho...d.php?t=206536 (https://web.archive.org/web/20071101133003/http://forums.b-boys.com/vbforum/showthread.php?t=206536)

^match changes/updates and additions will be added in there.

how this will work:

the wbl will continue as scheduled for the remainder of people not participating in 'On The Line'. those people that are in OTL and are currently in the WBL will move up and down accordingly in the ranks depending on the outcome of your battle. These battles will count on your win/loss record.

if a #6 ranked Allah is in OTL, and a #5 mic booth is not, Booth will simply battle the #7 ranked person for that week in the WBL.

the ranks may be a lil 'off' the following week, but WBL Events like this will only happen every 6 weeks or so.

There will be many 'stipulation' matches (such as pic, mirror, name change, iron man, etc..) expect special stipulations in the Championship and Contendorship battles ... just a warning to whoever may be in those matches at the time this Event is scheduled to take place.

All regular WBL rules will aply, except that all verses will have a MINIMUM 20 LINE length. There is no Max.

this event will have more battles than future WBL Events, simply because it is the first Event. future WBL Events will include ONLY the best of the best currently in the WBL, and probably consist of only around 5-6 battles.

there are going to be some great battles here. some of the best are here, so enjoy what you are reading, and please... VOTE!

Here are some of the matches we will see in this historic event.

Loot vs. Raw Scientz

Mets vs. Ouch

ClasSick vs. Super (sPic battle)

Butler vs. Resin MIC

John Hensley vs. Fracture

Allah vs. Jook (pic mirror match)

Skill vs Neo (Banishment Match)

Ex-Kal vs. Calefaction (1st ever WBL Audio battle)

Reviews

1. Richard Corey (13-6) vs. 2. ARMZ (5-0)
This battle was tight, every voter who voted on it enjoyed it a lot. Resin M-I-C said this was the tightest battle hes seen since hes been on this site, which says a lot. Both were very creative and had a bunch of nice/dope lines. This is what a championship match is suppose to be like. Mad props to both, both got their share of votes. But Richard Corey ended up edging this by just 1 or 2 votes, this was close as fuck and both were winners in my books.

3. shake-zula (16-5) vs. 4. Vadik (5-1)
nice match here, both came swinging, vadik brought his usual flow with witty punches, but shake had some hay makers that made sure shake got the win. Both deserve mad props on giving us a good match. Shake is getting back into form, some of his punches had me on the floor cracking up, I hope shake keeps doing his thing.

5. Scorch (8-3) vs. 6. Dirty Twist (4-3)
this battle wasn’t good, scorch barely won it, even though he ended up winning 8-1,. Neither verse was good, they both had a lot of weak stuff and shit that just wasn’t hitting at all. I think scorch had like one cool line, that was it, and twist had a decent line, so it was a cool line against a decent line, boo @ both, but yea scorch took it.

7. Osric.Epic. (3-0) vs. 8. Ouch (14-6)
Osiric no showed, the first opponent who he got that actually showed and was willing to try and he no showed =/, anyways yea, ouch dropped a no show verse, and got the no show win, but damn I wanted to see this match.

9. Lunch Lady (3-0) vs. 10. timevirus (6-1)
this was close as fuck, at the first few reads I didn’t think so, and although I did vote for time virus, Im leaning towards lunch lady after a couple more reads, yep that’s how close it was, both had some really nice shit, and then some bad stuff… but In the end I felt more of lunch’s even though I love TV’s flow, but this coulda gone either way, props to both.

11. fresh. (3-1) vs. 12. Da sein (7-7)
fresh. No showed and now Da Sein moves up the ranks with yet another no show win, people stop no showing to this guy.

13. Young Philly (3-1) vs. 14. Tony Elbow (4-1)
pretty good match, I think Tony Elbow took this pretty easy though, he had a Doctor phil line that had me cracking up, Philly did good but just not good enough, but had some good/nice lines, tony elbow just had more of them and had the best lines in the battle. Tony Elbow took this.

15. Mercules (3-1) vs. 16. HotDogVendorMan (5-2)
Mercules had the better verse here, Im guessing Hotdog underestimated mercules, but yea merc surprised me, he had a gasoline deaon line that pretty much beat deon’s entire verse by itself, mad props to merc on winning this, anyways yea seems like hotdog didn’t try and mercules did his best, merc got this, kinda easy too, since I really didn’t like anything in hotdog’s verse.

17. name goes here (9-7) vs. 18. asphyxia (2-2)
hmm this was weak, both only really had their openers, then everything else was weak, and I guess it depends on which opener you like much, this could go either way, but in the end asphyxia edged this by a little, but yea this was weak, I expected way better than name, he needs to stop half assing, someone like name should be in the top 10 always, but he stays fucking around. I don’t know.

19. storm-g (2-0) vs. 20. Biter (2-0)
biter had a forest/forced line, which was forced as fuck. That line ended up costing him the match and turned a close battle into a onesided one, since the line really knocked a bunch of points away from his verse, storm g had a solid verse, nothing amazing but enough to get the win.

21. Sound (4-2) vs. 22. realism (3-2)
sound just came better here, had more decent shit, realism had too many lines that didn’t work, and some played shit.. Sound got this pretty easy, nothing else to say, im kinda disappointed though, Ive seen both do way better in the past.

23. Guile (9-7) vs. 24. Sin City (7-8)
Guile dropped a verse dissing twist, since twist beat him last week and guile feels he got robbed due to the voting. But him dissing twist cost him the match, sin city had some personals and guile did too, but guile’s were for twist lol, so they didn’t do shit to sin, sin’s personal did hit guile, so yea, sin took this, actually guile even gave the win to sin while the battle was 0-0, he realized he made a mistake. Sin City got the win

35. Facts Machine (0-1) vs. 36. Jacent (0-1)
jacent took this, weak battle, Jace was just better, harder punches and a better overall verse. Jace is better than this though from what I hear, I hope he starts trying so we can see what hes really made of.

39. Ace7 (0-0) vs. 40. Aces Full (0-0)
this could have gone either way, it was close as hell and the best battle in the bottom 20, this shit was pretty good, Aces surprised a lot of heads with some of his lines, and he came out winning this by a couple of votes, but Ace7 put up a fight and he almost took it, but yea Aces edged this by a bit, but this shit was close as fuck, coulda gone either way.

43. Strike (0-0) vs. 44. I.Close (0-0)
strike didn’t have anything that stood out, just a weak verse really, I mean he had one or two decent lines but nothing more, I.Close caught my attention with a couple of lines, I wasn’t expecting him to be as good as he dropped here.

WBL Throwback Battle
Resin M-I-C vs. ARMZ (10-06-04)

Resin M-I-C

Quickly. 16.


Aiyyo
I'm winnin. But since eyone's bets marked
CRANUIM <--There, I'll be thoughtful & just give u a head-start
Rappin' aint yo thang. I'll leave ya particles severed
Go take up bird watchin. At least u can give THAT a Cardinal effort.
Res's harmin-this-leper. I hope u die u bitch
Girls only think u have 'a-cute voice' cuz it's high in pitch
Yousa cryin prick. Now ya jobs oddly over
Ya boss knew that givin a 'raise to this arm' would only produce body odor.
Yea I left RapMusic. I creamed & ditched
Cuz once I saw ya name I knew RM was in between some SHIT
Bitch. Nig got an ALIEN face with some dirty spots
He look so much like E.T. CBS gave him their 7:30 slot.
Flow's at 30 knots. Now you poor & suck
House couldnt have a grand view overlookin 1000 bucks
It's THAT easy. & I kno B-Boys won't bare bias
Cuz this verse'll get bitten more than Medusa's hair stylist.
Mahfucka.

vs.

ARMZ

fuck this clown.

Welcome to B-Boys,who wants to see this rapper get degraded?..
He aint top notch ya shit's so low RES, ur fecal matters pixelated...
I peeped some battles,you didnt show at all an got killed..
he's the smallest bitch OZ has seen since the Lollipop Guild!...
I'm focused to rip ya,cuz you choked for the win brahh..
Clown my looks yet i BEEN HERE 3 YEARS AN NEVER POSTED A PICTURE...
C'mon dude face it,you're a fuckin fake and your lame..
Only way Resin's touched a mic,is if he erased the space in his name
Fuck a punchline,this fag'll prolly vote Bush cuz he's weak..
i'll put my foot so far up his ass,he'll be shittin swooshes fa weeks...
Never liked ya shit much fucker,your too fake queer..
How tha hell ya gonna win? your RM nutsuckers AINT HERE!...

12's all i need.

Winner = Resin M-I-C


The leagues getting real serious

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Unlike Ill-State Nate in that picture.

Top 30 punches of the week

I'm getting tipsy, I threw in my keys...drunk driving thats off...
Cuz everyone knows Cor's Light....right when I took his cap off!!
30. Roger Glocks vs. Don Corona

so test and get killed .. i peeped ya sig, nothin u reppin is real
funny it's called the 'skills project', when you don't project any skill
29. Lunch Lady vs. timevirus

I spit fire, and torch this weak peon
Have him singing high notes when I Gasoline Deon
28. mercules vs. HotDogVendorMan

Fracture liked your shit but that was just a pathetic scheme.
That Sweet-16 verse read more like a Diabetic Teen..
27. Ace7 vs. Aces Full

You're a rookie, in fact. n I'll make you fall like autumn, kid
My skill is like his wife's pussy and back..
.. Wide-spread, and Bottomless.
26. Lunch Lady vs. timevirus

useless fuck, you’re lossin touch
coz my punches don’t swing in vein..they more like shooting up
25. Tony Elbow vs. Young Philly

Kid ain't in contention damn, don't even mention man..
.. i'ma throw strike hard enough to break the fuckin catchers hand
24. I.Close vs. Strike

yes im an asshole, and u wont be kept alive
this kids megadef.. he's 10 x wacker than def-con 5
23. storm-g va Biter

pick on someone your own age you whack geek..
too bad X and Chee don't battle and i beat TV last week...
22. ARMZ vs. Richard Corey

And don’t mention last week, I left Booth with paragraphs of fire
You leave booths cos’ the bitch on the other side of the glass gets tired
21. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

RC got a perfect grin, for any surgeon that needs work..
a face so revolting it should replace Che's face on t-shirts...
20. ARMZ vs. Richard Corey

Plus ya girlfriend's huge. There's no guessin' her weight...
Kid, she's twice ur size...her forearm should be considered an 8
19. shake-zula vs. Vadik

fat geek, we don’t wanna see ya ass speak
you’ll never be rich with a mic..like the champ match last week
18. Tony Elbow vs. Young Philly

Bitch. Will Smith must think you’re the biggest boss around..
Since ya wardrobe made you the main hype man for Lost and Found,
17. Aces Full vs. Ace7

Please, physically, I frighten you…you know this sucker’s scared
I’ll ‘skid Mark’ across the street until the block resembles his underwear
16. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shake-Zula
Plus, I've been played by a female before...so I'm sorta bitter towards women in general. My attitude is "fuck a bitch." *shrugs* Relationships are just a game...play or get played.

Bitchass homo. Prepare for a threat.
I should post on a female alias just to scare you to death.
15. Vadik vs. shake-zula

Just put a homo at the finish line, if you think this match is non-stellar
And you’ll see an arms race that’ll have Korea building bomb shelters
14. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

look at ya jaw dawg..how can you touch me? please..
Kanye had a car wreck, you're just a victim of ugly genes...
13. ARMZ vs. Richard Corey

I got a beam on my nine that'll cause you to twerk
And when it goes on Strike.. it ain't gonna refuse to work
12. I.Close vs. Strike

"Edward Lake Quitting Hip Hop"
"Edward Deciding Not To Quit"
^1st link had 36 replies, 2nd had 4. I found the reason...
It's 'coz they were more excited when u announced u're leavin'
11. shake-zula vs. Vadik

C’mon, bitch, you’re horrified, you know that you can’t test me
Make you shake in ya boots...and use you as target practice for next week
10. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

Bitch, I bang The Roots, like QuestLove, I like to keep shit real
while the Tipping Point for you is only after you finish my windshield
9. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

kill this faggot, i wont let the old fart Rich advance..
the bitch's chin gotta clef that'd make Mozart shit his pants...
8. ARMZ vs. Richard Corey

So that’s ARMZ? Flimsy and weak? Yep, there you are fag…
And that must be Loot at the bottom…blowin’ hot air up ya ass
7. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

n ya kid? I feel bad his dad is a Lukewarm textcee worth a ball of dogshit
So his only father-Figure is that Darth Vader doll in his closet
6. Lunch Lady vs. timevirus

See, now you got him Court Marshalled! Had the CIA hyped in fear
Cause even they didn’t know he had a man on the inside for years
5. Richard Corey vs. ARMZ

And there was no need for a single phrase in this verse
Johnny Depp proved it...
U can play Edward without even sayin a word
4. shake-zula vs. Vadik

Hopeless fuck..Imma knock ya grill
‘n when I leave you broken up, you’ll need more than a doctor, phil
3. Tony Elbow vs. Young Philly

Faggot. I know ya profession is gettin dough for suckin a man..
So when everyone whistles while they work…
…hows it feel bein the only one of’m that cant,
2. Aces Full vs. Ace7

this cat's snatchin bars while i smash'm, LL's a fool for trends
i'm givin Lunch brakes.. that work so well, he'll never move again
1. timevirus vs. Lunch Lady



Battle of the Week
ARMZ vs. Richard Corey

ARMZ

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^^^Just look at this fucker!

30 it is.

RC huh? I didn't think i'd be seeing this rhymer..
it woulda been Booth if it wasn't for Paula's bleeding vagina...
pick on someone your own age you whack geek..
too bad X and Chee don't battle and i beat TV last week...
look at ya jaw dawg..how can you touch me? please..
Kanye had a car wreck, you're just a victim of ugly genes...
don't post pics if ya don't wanna get ripped slut..
cuz now beating me's impossible like Richard doin chin ups...
bitch what, reppin the worst clique steppin up..
Qualm made Corey sacreligeous cuz he worships Sezsions nutts...
kill this faggot, i wont let the old fart Rich advance..
the bitch's chin gotta clef that'd make Mozart shit his pants...
We can get personal but no fake shit, that's gay kid..
the proofs in the pudding.
...except i bet your Bill Cosby lookin' mug already ate it...
a married textcee, you two make a pair thats so cute..
he's known for splittin wigs.
...she's been prone to share her hair and clothes too...
Dicks still tippin' but RC isn't bumpin Mike Jones..
I'm talkin about how my penis be fucking your wife's holes!...
this here's the battle your lil title reign falls..
ya rhymes are set in stone.
...cuz your so old you wrote rhymes on cave walls...
dudes a fag with an addiction for grabbin on shlongs..
in the closet so long R.Kelly'll write another chapter of songs...
Armz is not a crook but your gonna get robbed in this..
puttin 'nick's in Richard' while Booth deals with the 'paulaticks's...
no legend, i took a chance and stepped in your shoes..
ever since i changed my Avy i got more disses and less views...
RC got a perfect grin, for any surgeon that needs work..
a face so revolting it should replace Che's face on t-shirts...
I got nothing to lose when i rip YOUR GOD to shreds..
Richard's got the weight of the world on his shoulder's,
and It's called his head.

vs.

Richard Corey

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So that’s ARMZ? Flimsy and weak? Yep, there you are fag…
And that must be Loot at the bottom…blowin’ hot air up ya ass
See, now you got him Court Marshalled! Had the CIA hyped in fear
Cause even they didn’t know he had a man on the inside for years
Bitch, I bang The Roots, like QuestLove, I like to keep shit real
while the Tipping Point for you is only after you finish my windshield
And don’t mention last week, I left Booth with paragraphs of fire
You leave booths cos’ the bitch on the other side of the glass gets tired
So….get real little man ~ Cos’ ya mom’s asking what you want on ya
Peanut butter sandwich is the only time your going to scribble jam
they don’t take net nerds who peep the Black part of the city in fear
cos' you’ve been hooked on Being Brown way before Whitney’s TV career
And don't get gassed, I voted you here...so calm it dude, let go
ya style was behind times so bad, even Macy Gray called it too retro
I’ll make sure the fact that you got a pussy’s viewed comically
Cos’ I seen a bush under arms like his dirty bitch during a robbery
Although the ugly whore can really throw it down in the sack
Hell, she needed a face lift…. just to pull the shit outta my lap
See, mah older styles…dripped venom like a centipede’s pores
To tell the truth, even manure style isn’t half as shitty as yours
Please, physically, I frighten you…you know this sucker’s scared
I’ll ‘skid Mark’ across the street until the block resembles his underwear
Just put a homo at the finish line, if you think this match is non-stellar
And you’ll see an arms race that’ll have Korea building bomb shelters
The mean streets of Maine! You prolly duck cops like a coward
Wanna see a night stick…
wait and see what my Black ass does to his mom in the shower
His folks addicted to Powerball, when will you learn, fuckers?
But I know you’ll win mil’s…how else would you churn butter?
C’mon, bitch, you’re horrified, you know that you can’t test me
Make you shake in ya boots...and use you as target practice for next week

sorry Vadik

Winner = Richard Corey

Bottom 20 Battle of the Week
Aces Full vs. Ace7

Aces Full

Quote:
Originally Posted by Allah
2. Ace7 - why so high? Ya havent seen him battle but I have lol, this man is dope, and you guys will laugh but, hes from d12world.com , yea I went scouting over there and picked him up, believe me he’ll be champ soon

I am laughin, but not at all the gassin and hype for this fag..
Its cuz dude was prolly strokin Allah's dick while he was writin the mag

Son, not only are you two aces and a pair short of me..
But I’m leavin ya 4 limbs, a face and some air short of me,
Faggot. I know ya profession is gettin dough for suckin a man..
So when everyone whistles while they work…
…hows it feel bein the only one of’m that cant,
See knowledge is power, and my strength been visible..
But what you dont know cant hurt you...
...and you been damn near invinsible,
And I wont mention what it’ll getcha if I have to beef wit ya..
Lets just say im keepin you in the dark like I do with ya sista,
Fuck a gut check, I'm bout to explode on this thug next..
And derail ya career so bad I'll be an Al Queda suspect,
Bitch. Will Smith must think you’re the biggest boss around..
Since ya wardrobe made you the main hype man for Lost and Found,
Man, I’m bout to go work out, but I aint doin it half naked..
Cuz ya moms fatass’ll get turned on…and I didn’t wanna do calf raises.

vs.

Ace7

That’s It? LMAO

Son, drop ey’thing and start yo bookin’.
Only reason nigga sayin’ he Full, he tryna avoid his mom’s aweful cookin..
Yo girl got back cause she fat, don’t hide it.
Bitch got a rear view worthy of mirroring 8 lanes behind it..
Shut the hell up, you boring g..
The topic of rabbit fertility raises more interest than this 40 seeds.
Fracture liked your shit but that was just a pathetic scheme.
That Sweet-16 verse read more like a Diabetic Teen..
Nigga i’m sick’a you; Lean Back.
My verses STAY smoking while yours struggled off the nicotine patch.
Yo nasty mug bugs me still.
Barbecuing will be illegalized once they see that ugly Grill..
Hangin' out with yo boys too much, you stay weak..
he thinks game recognizin game means tradin Cheat Codes for NBA Street
You most def aint surivivin’ this dunn.
In light of your stupidity, your brightness outrivals the sun.

Winner = Aces Full


no show shine (x2)

Phryme

read my avatar.

if somebody say your steez is hot, they get ten shells
nobody feelin self ish cause they all keepin to themselves

Quote:
Originally Posted by Self-proclaimed
This shit im doing is last minute, u still cant win it
In this battle I’m against a bitch and a pussy, shit I’m the only man in it

i know the women jokes are played but this dudes frontin
he was in a 3-way with bitch and pussy and didnt DO NOTHIN
homo. i hate fags, so with this gun ima hold it and shoot
'n its due to this guy being a basket case loaded with fruits
YOUR A DUMBFUCK. stupid ass, watch who you dissin
this SP's skills needin E-C-I-A-L..
.............thats what ya concepts are missin
please. old lines from you, easy for me to rip apart ya shit
behind on times so much that the asshole starts to tick
ima get that title soon enough. what, a vet cant dream?
makin him 'n his crew step away like a step dance team
this blades ready to penetrate. after this blunts in wrap
my axis ready to put weight on your front and back
hes got no chance in winnin this. this duke should know
ima play a college hoop star..
..................have him bawllin cause ima shoot for pro

Da Sein

14...

if i waited anylonger it would be a waste of my time


walk with me

Heads say da S can’t drop fresh, bull shit…honest buddy
The only way I’ll drop fresh is if u’r unconscious and bloody
Textually u’r trash next to me, how u win, what is this?
Oh, U’ve enough dick riders to put Vivid out of business
The time is Ripe to pick fresh off the vine with set-ups
Heinz sight is 20-20 & after this loss u’ll have to ketchup
U’ll go for broke & flow quotes as if u had skill & rank
I’ll go for broke & still croak with 20 mil. in the bank
Fresh can’t write to save his life, on b-boys’ suicide watch
& I’m the attendant so...looks like I’ll get some time off
Dun, refrain from stitches, best hush u’r no professional
I run trains on bitches...u'r just a Metro Sexual
Fresh’ll dig dirt, there’s plenty to malign prose I spit
I’ll still put this worm in a hole like an Einstein Rosen Bridge



Whackest verse of the week
Seph

peace hoe...like after johns pay

killjoy fill boys wit ill noise and bend mc's
dvs must have a bad memory cuz losins a tendency
bullets be flyin, gimme a knife and i sever d's ass
u hope to get married one day..
..but that law will never be passed
this victorys taken by force so just kick back
only thing u click clacked was the springs in the chair when u sit back
this fat boy needs weight watchers.. forreal i rule losers
when i come around he needs more protection than school computers
but really im takin him out, i dont kno why u hatin yo
wel,l i would be angry too if i had a 1:2 win loss ratio

Dopest verse of the week
Richard Corey

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So that’s ARMZ? Flimsy and weak? Yep, there you are fag…
And that must be Loot at the bottom…blowin’ hot air up ya ass
See, now you got him Court Marshalled! Had the CIA hyped in fear
Cause even they didn’t know he had a man on the inside for years
Bitch, I bang The Roots, like QuestLove, I like to keep shit real
while the Tipping Point for you is only after you finish my windshield
And don’t mention last week, I left Booth with paragraphs of fire
You leave booths cos’ the bitch on the other side of the glass gets tired
So….get real little man ~ Cos’ ya mom’s asking what you want on ya
Peanut butter sandwich is the only time your going to scribble jam
they don’t take net nerds who peep the Black part of the city in fear
cos' you’ve been hooked on Being Brown way before Whitney’s TV career
And don't get gassed, I voted you here...so calm it dude, let go
ya style was behind times so bad, even Macy Gray called it too retro
I’ll make sure the fact that you got a pussy’s viewed comically
Cos’ I seen a bush under arms like his dirty bitch during a robbery
Although the ugly whore can really throw it down in the sack
Hell, she needed a face lift…. just to pull the shit outta my lap
See, mah older styles…dripped venom like a centipede’s pores
To tell the truth, even manure style isn’t half as shitty as yours
Please, physically, I frighten you…you know this sucker’s scared
I’ll ‘skid Mark’ across the street until the block resembles his underwear
Just put a homo at the finish line, if you think this match is non-stellar
And you’ll see an arms race that’ll have Korea building bomb shelters
The mean streets of Maine! You prolly duck cops like a coward
Wanna see a night stick…
wait and see what my Black ass does to his mom in the shower
His folks addicted to Powerball, when will you learn, fuckers?
But I know you’ll win mil’s…how else would you churn butter?
C’mon, bitch, you’re horrified, you know that you can’t test me
Make you shake in ya boots...and use you as target practice for next week

sorry Vadik

Bottom 20 verse of the week
Aces Full

Quote:
Originally Posted by Allah
2. Ace7 - why so high? Ya havent seen him battle but I have lol, this man is dope, and you guys will laugh but, hes from d12world.com , yea I went scouting over there and picked him up, believe me he’ll be champ soon

I am laughin, but not at all the gassin and hype for this fag..
Its cuz dude was prolly strokin Allah's dick while he was writin the mag

Son, not only are you two aces and a pair short of me..
But I’m leavin ya 4 limbs, a face and some air short of me,
Faggot. I know ya profession is gettin dough for suckin a man..
So when everyone whistles while they work…
…hows it feel bein the only one of’m that cant,
See knowledge is power, and my strength been visible..
But what you dont know cant hurt you...
...and you been damn near invinsible,
And I wont mention what it’ll getcha if I have to beef wit ya..
Lets just say im keepin you in the dark like I do with ya sista,
Fuck a gut check, I'm bout to explode on this thug next..
And derail ya career so bad I'll be an Al Queda suspect,
Bitch. Will Smith must think you’re the biggest boss around..
Since ya wardrobe made you the main hype man for Lost and Found,
Man, I’m bout to go work out, but I aint doin it half naked..
Cuz ya moms fatass’ll get turned on…and I didn’t wanna do calf raises.

KempoMRK
01-28-2018, 11:22 AM
Interview with Vadik aka Edward Lake

Allah: so Vadik, what brought you to the WBL?

Vadik: I've been looking around for a bit.. there's mad Dutch people on the site that I know..they used to talk to me about the site. Richard Corey was a noisemaker in the RSTL and he repped hard.. the combination of that brought me to b-boys and the WBL just started to pick up pace around that time.. I, relieved that there was a good league on the net after all, decided to join. The rest is history... my god that sounded homo..

Allah: haha. and how has your experience in the WBL been so far?

Vadik: I'm still rusty. The comp is pretty fuckin nice.. I can see people holding back though. Resin being one of them. But I need to step up my game. The verse vs. Deon was pretty nice, and I dropped a few good lines in other battles, but yeah... I need to shake off more rust. You know what I like about the WBL? The raw lyricism feeling.. RC plays a big part in that so kudos to him. Everything gets appreciated here if you showcase skill.. it doesn't matter if you're digging up personals, dropping snapbook punches or whatever.. it's all good. Plus you gotta love the mag.. your dedication to the leauge is up there with RBL mods back in 2002.. that's ill.

Allah: haha word. thanks man, and your verse vs hotdog was pretty nice, you did pretty good against shake last week too, props to you man. So whats this about not being about to show this week vs Tony Elbow? will you be back soon?

Vadik: I'm going on a short trip to France in a few hours.. I'll most likely be back Thursday but I probably won't have time to write. Plus I hope that all them stories about French chicks are true, gotta find out right.. and if my game shuts down completely, I'll jot down a punchline or two on the rubbers. I'll be back in the WBL the week after that I guess.. I don't really care about my record anymore so I can sign in regardless of any rust..chea.

Allah: word. cool. sounds cool and fun. So who are your top ten WBL heads at the moment and why

Vadik: In pretty random order:

1. Richard Corey. His attitude says it all really. He deserved the title a long ass time ago and he's finally gotten it. Props to him.
2. Resin. He's the only one to make me spit out coke and spill it over my keyboard and shit. We know each other since he first came on RM and it's fun to see him take over.
3. Sezsion. He's a beast. Don't be mistaken.
4. ARMZ. Consistent as fuck. Can run through a series of opponents like whoa. He's passionate about this shit, I can tell.
5. Storm-G. He is in my top 10 ever list for a reason. He's probably the only textcee to be in his prime at 14.. and he's still got it..I can see spurts of the Storm of old in each verse right now..
6. Lunch Lady. I don't know who he is.. shit I don't even care, but he's dropping some dope shit.. props. You should be in the top 10 for a lil while.
7. My handsome self. Cause I'm that dope. Plus I'm the best foreign textcee ever.
8. Tony Elbow. He's the type of dude that makes you scared to pop weird shit, cause he'll find it and haunt you with it lol..
9. Mercules. Not because he's so good, but because he's improving rapidly.. It's cool to watch..
10. Ouch. Cause I'm feeling his damn style.

Allah: word. so lets step away from the WBL for a sec. what has mr. vadik established. what battles have you won that your most proud of ect. basically what are you most proud of in your text career, give us as much as you got.

Vadik: Made PBA 2 playoffs. got Creaticled there though.. Shut out Radius in the regular season. [If you don't know who Radius is, kill your fuckin self]..becoming RSTL champ. Almost beating Fracture in the PXI. RSTL tourney semi-finalist, twice . Tagteam champion at flowdoctors. A whole lot of shit at Dutch sites y'all don't care about..umm.. RBL top 5 more than once, never won the title though lol. I racked up some cute 10-2, 14-3 records and shit though..fucked around on some other small sites but this is the most interesting shit I guess. I don't really follow track of all my achievements but it's all good. I've been holding it down since 2000 and that's good enough for me.

Allah: word, true true, didnt you beat fracture in a match and lose because of not posting links or something? I remember seeing your verse in that match, it was pretty nice.

Vadik: Yeah. I was in a hurry.. I might even have voted but I didn't post links. So de facto, I beat Frac. But technically, I didn't. Oh well. He's still Kurt Angle in his RBL 2002 days to me. *pinches his cheek*

Allah: you like using pics, and your better when you do, do you think its because of a lack of creativity?

Vadik: Partially. The whole punchline thing is getting harder..everything's played nowadays. I like to attack people from all angles. Pics, audio's, aim convos, anything. Prolly comes from the battling I do offline.. if you don't clown dudes on some daamn you look like Krusty the clown shit, you're losing. I try to bang out some wordplay lines though.

Allah: so you do real life battles? tell us about that

Vadik: Well my folks need some proper sonnage once in a while so I give it to em..ha. Plus I used to be mad fuckin ugly.. I could do this shit and totally catch em off guard. I don't spit that often though.. Battling in Holland is not evolved like it is in America.. they worship the ground Jin walks on over here... I think he's aiight.. but you feel me on the difference? There's probably like 15 good freestyle battlers around. And I'm not one of em. I'll clown you on the corner or wherever, but I get too nervous on stage.

Allah: word. you used to be ugly? is there any proof of you being sexy now?

Vadik: ASK YO SISTER

Allah: . lol, whats this whole thing about you retiring from hip hop on RM?

Vadik: It was an experiment. It wasn't real when I made the post in the first place. I wanted to spark up a debate that would keep heads talking.. so I had to speak on it from a racial point of view. It didn't work out though.. and it was ammo for Shake. Dammit.

Allah: ha. true. what do you think so far about the WBL event coming up, WBL "On The Line", I think your gonna be a part of it, but what are your thoughts on this event thats gonna take place july 31

Vadik: I like it. Anything fresh is good.. this is fresh so this is good.. I might be a part of it, I'm not gonna tell though.. you'll see. Some nasty uppercuts will be given.. I can guarantee you that.

Allah: haha cool. is there anything else on your mind you'd like to say? if so say it, Ive ran outta questions. so close this out for us with a little outro.

Vadik: There's only a few people on this site who can touch me topically.. that's all. I'm versatile as fuck if you ain't know. Gotta few short statements to make though.
1. People claiming gangstas ain't online posting on forums are stupid.. they're here.
2. Defensive cats are annoying as fuck. Stop being so damn insecure.
3. If you get jumped or robbed, don't brag homie, you're the victim!

That's it.. I'm out, holla.

Predictions

1. Richard Corey (14-6) vs. 2. shake-zula (17-5)
Shake is dope, and like I always say inconsistent, he’ll drop nice one week and then not so not the next, hes even said himself that he doesn’t drop too good against nice/dope heads, I guess its because he gets nervous or something. But Richard Corey is on a role, and like I said last week I don’t see him losing the belt until Ouch comes and takes it from him, meaning next week, Richard will win this, it will be a dope match, but RC will be champ until next week.

3. Scorch (9-3) vs. 4. Ouch (15-6)
Scorch has a few no show wins, He beat Mic Booth once, a few weeks back, and that’s not something to be taken lightly, but I don’t see scorch beating ouch, unless ouch really half asses, I mean he’d have to drop extremely horrible to lose to Scorch, no offense to scorch, but Ouch is dope, and he will win if he shows, theres no question about this, this will be one sided, scorch could prove me wrong, but I seriously doubt it.

5. timevirus (7-1) vs. 6. Mundicide (11-6)
Mundicide has said a few times that time virus is his favorite Battler, so now it’s the man vs. the fan, lol. But Mundicide is dope, its just that time virus is doper, tv always kills it with the flow and dope punches, along with the nice wording, I don’t see mundicide winning this, mundicide is inconsistent like shake, he’ll drop nice one week and not try the next, time virus always tries, he treats everyone the same, and hes gonna win this mad easy, this is tv all the way, TV’s not too motivated though, hes losing faith in the way people vote these days, and I cant say I blame him. But timevirus will win this

7. SezsioN (6-0) vs. 8. ClasSick (15-4)
Their gonna go 50 lines each and they’ve been talking shit to each other for a while now, last time they battled was in the battle arena. Sez won by a few votes but it was a lot closer than the votes mad it look. Sezsion seems like he really wants to win this, hes been asking for it more than Allstarz77’s comeback. Im guessing both will use each others pic, which will be dope since both are kinda sexy. Anyways this could go either way, it just depends on which style people will feel more, both are former WBL champions, both have had a huge impact on this site. This match is gonna be sick, I hope they live up to the hype, I predict it goes to like 5-5 and whoever votes last will vote for either.. Its gonna be that close.

9. ARMZ (5-1) vs. 10. Resin M-I-C (9-1)
They’ve battled before, ARMZ didn’t try the last time, or so it seems. It was Resin’s first match in the WBL, and Resin won the match pretty easy with getting almost all the votes. But this match is gonna be crazy. ARMZ has elevated a lot since their last battle and Resin said that ARMZ vs. RC was the best match hes seen since hes come to b-boys, which says a lot, especially since he voted for ARMZ. Both of they dudes respect each other, and both knows what the other can do. I see it going either way but I think Resin M-I-C will come out with the win, Resin tends to have a bunch of OH SHIT punches, ARMZ does too, but not as much. ARMZ has been going through wars in the WBL though. I mean, first ouch, then timevirus, then Richard corey and now Resin M-I-C?, holy shit, that’s tough, I think ARMZ is tired, Resin is fresh, hes had a couple of weeks off, Resin will take it, maybe not by much though.

11. Mic Booth (7-3) vs. 12. Da sein (7-7)
Da Sein has gotten like 5-6 no show wins, lol. This past week wasn’t an exception, Mic Booth on the other hand has gotten most of his losses from no shows, this is gonna be one sided as fuck. Mic Booth is gonna have dope and fresh wordplay, Da Sein is gonna try to have the same but is gonna fail and have forced and played wordplay instead, I dunno, I don’t see Da Sein even coming close in this match. Mic Booth all the way here.

13. Tony Elbow (5-1) vs. 14. Vadik (5-2)
Vadik said he might not be able to show, no he said he wont be able to show, which is said because I really wanted to see this, both are dope and both have been getting back into form, I expected to get most of next weeks top punches from here, but it looks like this match isn’t gonna happen.

15. Mercules (4-1) vs. 16. name goes here (9-7)
Mercules has been getting better, last week he shocked me with a couple of bars, I was like wtf. Anyways name is dope but he hasn’t been trying at all lately, I hope he stops half assing, but I doubt hes gonna try, I see name underestimating mercules and hurting himself in the process, I think mercules is gonna sneak up on name and snatch the win, even though name is the better battler.

17. storm-g (3-0) vs. 18. Lunch Lady (3-1)
Storm-g’s getting back into shape, but Lunch is pretty nice, and is prolly pissed because of the lost he got last week in such a close match, a match in which after I voted for tv, thought lunch had won hours later, but didn’t change my vote cause that would be a gay thing to do, anyways yea, Lunch is gonna take this, not easily though, storm-g is no push over and hes been dropping better every week, but storm will get his first lost this week.

19. Sound (5-2) vs. 20. Sin City (8-8)
Sound is better but sin is no push over, sin had some pretty good stuff last week against guile I still think sound is gonna win this though, Sound has been improving a lot as the weeks go bye, sound’s just the better battler here, but this will be kinda closer.

21. Young Philly (3-2) vs. 22. Phryme (2-1)
Phryme is good but Young Philly is better, and I think Philly is pissed that he lost last week to tony elbow, who he thought bit a line in his verse. Philly can only blame himself though for feeding, b-boys hates feeding, if you feed even if its not against the rules to feed, you will lose, why? Because we think its gay as fuck. As long as Philly doesn’t OD on clichés and doesn’t feed he should win this pretty easily.

23. HotDogVendorMan (5-3) vs. 24. asphyxia (2-3)
HotDog’s the better battler here and will win this, asphyxia been pissing off a lot of people with his voting, so even if this is close as fuck, many the voters will say that hotdog took it easily, asphyxia needs to stop pissing heads off, for real.

25. Defcon_5 (3-2) vs. 26. SirusX (1-3)
Defcon is better and is going to win, Sirus is cool but I don’t see him winning this. Defcon’s gonna get his 4th win for sure. I think defcon is getting back into form as some of the other heads. I see him knocking rust off, especially in that storm-g battle he has. Def’s gonna be nice again soon.

27. Jacent (1-1) vs. 28. Biter (2-1)
Jacent is pretty cool, and has been winning in the RBL lately, but Biter is better, Biter didn’t do too good last week with a forest/forced forced wordplay line. But I think he realizes what he did wrong and wont do it again, Biter will take this, it will be close though, but biter is better.

29. PaV. (1-1) vs. 30. realism (3-3)
Im not sure what to say or who to pick here, it could go either way, but Im gonna lean towards Pav. Since hes been around longer, experience should win this for him, realism isn’t bad though, but yea, I got Pav.

31. rezarect (3-3) vs. 32. bad intentionz (1-1)
This will be close, but rezarect is way better than bad, its just that hes rusty, but then again so is bad. It wont be the best battle, but yea Reza will take this, I don’t see how bad could get a win outta this.

33. seph (3-6) vs. 34. Pharric (1-2)
Pharric has gotten better, his record doesn’t show it, seph has gone down hill though, maybe he isn’t trying, but yea I got Pharric taking this.

35. Aces Full (1-0) vs. 36. I.Close (1-0)
I.Close is pretty good, last week he shocked me with a couple of lines, Aces is better though, Aces will take this easily if he doesn’t underestimate I.Close. Aces even got fractures attention last week. Fract said aces is killing it in the WBL.

37. super g0d (1-0) vs. 38. Roger Glocks (1-0)
Roger glock has been sneaking up on heads, Im not sure if Super is gonna try, but if he does he should win this easy, Super’s Mexican roots will help him spice this shit up and win it.

39. Jay Walker (1-0) vs. 40. Ace7 (0-1)
Ace7 will win, just quote me. If he shows that is.

41. Strike (0-1) vs. 42. Aka (0-1)
Strike is better, I got a feeling aka is gonna no show, strike will win

43. Facts Machine (0-2) vs. 44. Rocamon (0-0)
Ehh, rocamon will win, it’ll be close though

45. Skill (0-0) vs. 46. Booga (0-0) vs. 47. Trendsetter (0-0)
This match is dope. Ive heard a lot of good things about Booga and Trensetter is nice, But skill is dope, skill will take this, but it’ll be a classic match if everyone tries, this is gonna be interesting to see, I’ll be looking forward to it, but yea Skill will win.

48. MoLnEeF (0-0) vs. 49. 9th Degree (0-0)
9th Degree won a 64 man tournament on some site, so he isn’t bad, and molneef is rusty, Im gonna say 9th degree will win this, it’ll be close though, but yea Mol still needs to knock the rust off.

50. Money Bags (0-0) vs. 51. Wowzer (0-0)
Hmmm, Wowzer claims hes a newbie, Im gonna believe him and say Money bags will take this easily.

52. deeluxe (0-0) vs. 53. Auspex (0-0)
Auspex will win, deluxe isn’t bad though, but yea Auspex gonna do his shit.

54. Label (0-0) vs. 55. Yung Impression (0-0)
Label is better, Label will win

56. illegitks (0-0) vs. 57. Razaq (0-0)
Razaq will take this easily

58. young life (0-0) 59. ImTheOtherTruth (0-0)
I don’t know, this is like crack vs. crack, there isn’t any difference lol. But truth has more experience so Im’a say truth will win.

60. Guile (0-0) vs. 61. Ill-State Nate
Guile is better, nate is good but I don’t see this being close at all, Guile’s gonna kill him, sorry nate =/

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Hey stop looking at me like that Ill-State Nate, I’m just telling the truth nigga.

[B]Power Rankings

16. storm-g (3-0) - storm-g’s getting back to his old self slowly. Hes on a winning streak and might keep it if he drops like his old self this week, if not he’ll lose but hes still nice.

15. Guile (0-0) - guile is nice, he just takes risks sometimes, like what he did last week, dissing twist in a match with someone else. Anyways if guile stays consistent he’ll be wrecking the comp.

14. Aces Full (1-0) - Aces is dope, hes proven me wrong in many predictions, but hes shown me exactly what he can do. Hes gonna be in the top 20 soon, and if he keeps elevating he’ll be champ one day soon.

13. Vadik (5-2) - Vadik is dope, hes sexier than he is in his pic, or so he says =/, anyways yea the man is nice, he does his thing, and has been getting back into form, hes creative and witty, watch out for this guy.

12. Lunch Lady (3-1) - lunch is nice, and funny, fresh too. Lunch will be in top 10, and champ match soon if he/she sticks at it, I see nothing but good things for lunch, lunch is dope.

11. Mic Booth (7-3) - Booth doesn’t care, or so he says, he had a chance at being champ like 1 or 2 weeks ago but he no showed, Booth will get to the champ match again though and its up to him if hes gonna win the belt.

10. Tony Elbow (5-1) - tony elbow is one of my personal favortie battlers. He always has some OH SHIT personal punches that hit hard as fuck, he will be champ one day, and if anyways deserves it he sure does.

9. SezsioN (6-0) - Sez is dope. Always has a nice flow, and personal punches, hes out to prove himself, he was offended when he was put in the WBL Legends archive, actually he was pissed when I put him in and took him out after I was told to do so by the man hes facing this week, Im sure hes gonna express his anger.

8. ClasSick (15-4) - Class is the best Mexican battler to ever grace this site, and he will show the league once again exactly why he’s one of the best. Whether he wins or loses, he will always put up a fight.

7. ARMZ (5-1) - ARMZ has proven that hes nice with it, hes gonna keep proving it too, this man deserves his props. ARMZ has made his mark on the league, and he wont be forgotten for it.

6. Skill (0-0) - skill is dope, yea like I said before he talks a lot of shit, but he usually backs it up, hes gonna be champ one day, when? I have no idea, especially if he restarts his record again lol. But yea skill will be in the top 20 soon again.

5. timevirus (7-1) - time is dope, he has a loss in his loss column but still, the man is a monster. Time will be champ one day, all he has to do is stay in the league. He might get one or two more losses in his journey to the belt though.

4. shake-zula (17-5) - shakes creative and dope like I always say. But yea shake has a chance at becoming champ this week, he better do the best he can do and shine. He needs to get his act together and show RC just what hes made of, Im sure he has it in him, actually I know it.

3. Resin M-I-C (9-1) - Resin is dope, but he tends to be at his best when his opponents have a pic on the net. Resin has proven to be one of the best, and he’ll be champ again soon if he stays in the league.

2. Ouch (15-6) - ouch is dope, he hasn’t been trying but he hasn’t had too. He lost to Armz in a match where he obviously didn’t think he didn’t more than a half ass verse, and he almost won that too. But yea, if ouch tries in the next couple of matches he’ll be champ.

1. Richard Corey (14-6) - RC’s been wrecking shit, and hes gonna keep doing the same until he doesn’t feel like champ anymore, or next week if Ouch tries when he faces him. Ouch is the only person I see beating RC at the time. But RC has proven just how much he deserves to be champ over the past few months over and over again.


Outro

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Resin M-I-C, Sezsion, ClasSick, Mic Booth and others signed back in and kicked out most of the heads that didn’t belong in the top 20 to the bottom 20, theres always room for more dope heads, so if your dope sign up no matter who you are. This league will just keep getting better, so watch out and keep checking the mags for updates, you’ll see. Keep doing ya thing to all in the league. Keep dropping fire, lets see more classic matches. Keep up the good work, word up.

Until next week

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^^Vadik aka Edward Lake

I’m gonna quote Vadik and say fuck you if your not in the league.

Written by Allah