Alvin Karpis vs. Habitat - AK WINS

[For Battling]

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Alvin Karpis Habitat

[Habitat]

check g'luck

10-12

[Habitat]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish

10 Alvin Karpis

[Alvin Karpis]

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

[Schadenfreude]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
Good opener
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
Clever
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
Prolly played, but I like it
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
Very original
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
Piscine's a great idea, but the execution's a miss


Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
Cool opener
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
Lol good
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
Not really liking this
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
Too simple
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
Lmao nice closer

Overall good both had some shit, but I'm leaning w/ Hab, despite the fact that this mfer's reading the dictionary & thesaurus just to write his wp, for the most part it wasn't forced imo. Al's Al, simple yet very harsh punchlines, sometimes it's highly effective & nuanced, this time you came up short, VOTE HABITAT.

[DynamiCz]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die

Dope open Hab!


if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

Nice!


I said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish


This was coo!

—-



Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories

Funny opener!


Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

This was dope!


This was a nice battle here, Both overall did they thing here, I’m going to have to go with Alvin by a tad bit. Lol that Hellofresh line was actually funny! I just picked each lines that stood out to me the most from both ends. Nice punches from both ends, creativity could have been better but dope battle

Vote: Alvin

[Joe Boston]

Tat



ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
Nice flip good wordplay

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
Lol nice wordplay again

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
Seen this flip done before
0
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
Wordplay was cool but i wasnt really digging the display of finish
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
Lol good wordplay

Karp




Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memoriesfat wife
Get the personal i just felt the finisher lacked impact

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
Lol


That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
Nah wasnt feeling this flip

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
Wasnt feeling how u flipped




Nice wordplay and personal last bar

Well fresh was creative according to his use of wordimg. Karp landed a couple personals but was inconsistent in some Areas.

V/Fresh for better creativity

[Facts MuhSheen]

Felt Habitat edged it for me here with the verse that started stronger, however it did kind of falter a bit at the end to me. Feel like wording was your main issue here, as I can point to one bar in particular where the concept was clever, but the wordplay you used didn't work grammatically both ways, which kind of put a damper on the punch.

Alvin had the more consistent verse, but it was consistent in the way that it was just average to me. No real ups or downs to it, but there wasn't anything that separated him from his opponent. Few bars just didn't really bring any impact, in my opinion, like the Super Bowl bar. Just was kind of a weak concept.

MVGT : Habitat

[Nick James]

Habitat.. the bullet point n clancy punches were solid.

Karp.. the hellofresh punch was dope but aside from that I just didnt feel like u put much thought into the concepts u had n I kno u can execute so rlly just seemed like u got lazy in this one man.

V/ hab

[Pinot Grij]

Hab

Bullet point is kinda cool
Rainbow Six had to connect a lot of dots, just ok.
novel approach doesn't connect for me
WTF is a scyzokarp?
closer is overcooked.

Vs

Karpis

Opener is simple but effective.
Tat wp isn't doing it for me.
I don't get the lit/let line
HelloFresh ain't my cup of tea.
I don't get the reference in the closer.

Bullet Point was the lotb.

Vote -- Habitat

[For Battling]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
nice
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
ok
u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
nah
u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
bro what lmao no
u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
nah I didn’t like this at all man

vs


Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
just decent
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
i thought this was pretty good
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
gone, this is a good personal tbh but you gotta know what he’s referring to
You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
nah
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
wasnt feelin this

This was a close battle. I feel like habitat had 1 more miss than Alvin. Obviously this is going down to preference and for me I feel that habitat forced too much wordplay, his misses were miiiiiiisses, but his opener LOTB. Alvin came with a more personal approach, his misses weren’t good at all but he got it here.

Vote Alvin Karpis

[WRATH]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die

Light

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

Okay

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck

Nah

u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split

Good

u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish

Good
10 Alvin Karpis

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memoriesfat wife

Good

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average

Funny

That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let

Haa

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there

Not familiar

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

Eh


V karp

[Barcotic]

Hab
opener was worded well, it hit
rainbow 6 was lol
schizocarp was cool

novel approach was an inaccurate personal & closer was executed poorly

vs

Alvin
opener was simple but effective
tattoo was OK
lit/let joint was nice
hellofresh was coo

didnt like ur closer

alvin got this off consistency
v/karp

[Saint]

Karpis:

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
-too simple for my tastes unless its a personal

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
-not bad

That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let
-Lol, good flip on that

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there
- seen it alot tbh

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox
- decent closer

vs

Hab:

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
- good wording on a somewhat played concept

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six
-cool, i dug it

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck
- bah

u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split
- very original....obscure but worked well

u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish
eh nice wp, odd exec

This a toss up. Guess vote -Karp for less missed

[Profit]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die

Nice


u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

Cool

u ain't original.. ur styles a mix from all the old vets n such
sure, you take the novel approach.. when ya lines are stretched as fuck

Ehh

u ain't crazy.. ur an old faggot who should quit
only pussies think ur schizocarp.. real dudes want this aging fruit to split

I fuck w/this

u said ur girl smell like Apples, that her pussy was like "autumn bliss"
I picture the american Piscine.. except ur jason biggs n she's a pile of rotten fish

Ok



s 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories

Cool

Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average

Nice

That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let

Lol dope

You’re unapproachable and more than a square...
If a chick ever says HelloFresh, they can’t cook and ordered from there

Ok

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

Ehh


Nice battle, got it 4-4 1 miss a piece but overall felt karp landed more personals which seemed to be more effective and had more impact.. close and can see it going either way but I got karp edging this one.. vote ak

[For Battling]

Needs more votes

6-5 Alvin

[bleak]

Thought I had voted on this, sorry guys.



Didn't mean to erase bullet point lol that was another hitter but if I have to Google wordplays it's a miss, rule of thumb. So the piscine joint and schizocarp, while original, didn't hit.

u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

10 Alvin Karpis


Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
That weak rep, This canuck says he gets all the freaks wet
Superbowl weekend you bout to get Lit huh? oh shit wait I mean Let

Didn't get this? Wish I did but it goes as neutral I guess cz it's supposed to be a personal.

Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox

Both were decently consistent w/ their wording and harshness. I can see why this is still open on Monday morning. I've read this a couple times and my 6 am gut feeling is Karpis. I don't like the wps hab went for and I thought they missed harder than ak's misses

[Swerve]

ur a Symbol of scum baggery and faggotry, s'why ima hurt this guy
The Bullet Point at ur head... I've got a list of reasons why u deserve to die
u roll with faggots.. when ur crew fightin', the reason's gay as shit
if his Clancy any action it's the colourful variety.. call em the rainbow six

vs.

Des 7-0 in votes?? lol he sonned you and now you have an enemy
That old man whooping yo ass had to bring back some childhood memories
Everybody talking about how many tats they have, what’s so savage
Is RB said they have a Tattoo.. n he forces wp and is below average
Old man Des walked all over you, Powerful? this flukes not
Des didn’t even need a Kanan his hand and you still ended up like Jukebox


Some really good lines in this one. I got Karp edging it and was more consistent, Hab shot himself in the foot with those really played lines like novel and some forced shit. Rainbow 6 was probs LOTB.

V/ Karp

[Orc]

I liked Hab more here. Dug the creativity. I don't mind the wordplay once it's done well and it was. KARP had humour but I think Hab edged it out. His opener was nice. Clancy was too. Enjoyed the Kanan shit from KARP. But yeah vote Hab.

[For Battling]

Alvin Karpis Wins 8-6