Infiltration vs E Tha Real - INFILTRATION WINS

[Orc]

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THE WINTER CLASSIC
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Infiltration E Tha Real

[Saint]

In.

[E Tha Real]

Here.

[Saint]

12?

[Saint]

Q: How u seeded this high?!?

A. was orc drunk? B. u got more luck? C. callin it a flub?
Or D. Inf make u one w/God. since we know E will b 'all of thee above'
They say I over complicate my lines but the bar sets higher
Find a safe escape, cuz ONLY thing given r stares to this complex fire
&&&U not squeezin a whole clip for team or an old friend
Plz u a ho bitch...last arm raised for ya homie was to see if it goes limp
I'll throw jabs at E's eye to swell it up. trusttt it'll really show
50 blows leave his left so damn lopsided Bags'll clown it in his next video
Do a hit & run out yo crib masked up; u'll get iced at dawn
winter olympics game, I'll shoot then sprint w/ the poles like a biathlon
Couldn't wife ur broad when u found out we'd fuck like rabbits
Now them nubile thoughts of her disgust u til ya pukin stomach acids
Bitch has u whipped allll day && keeps ur curfew strict guy
S'like bill mahers writers...way she ALWAYS makin new rules for real time

[E Tha Real]

I'm known for this, your known for chloroform napkins & the date-rape liquor scene
After this loss follow your best working pick-up line & Dont kick or scream!
Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer
Built as he swallowed the Michelin Man whole & is ready to let loose
fuck outta here with your oversized belly smelling of your titty sweat juice
Quick! Someone get Datelines Chris Hanson in motion
I told him kids jeans are half-off at Kmart... he grabbed his binoculars & lotion
With chocolate scented candles going, Klump lookin for things he's able to stir up
So fat his first-aid kit at home got a syringe of maple syrup
Extra pervy & keeps jolly ranchers in his pockets that are melting
They don't call him Infiltration for nothing, Pedo knows what time the school bells rings
I got a hand up the competition, this ain't a challenge yo
You got a hand up too.. dirty sock puppets dork brings to a talent show

[Paradigm]

Q: How u seeded this high?!?

A. was orc drunk? B. u got more luck? C. callin it a flub?
Or D. Inf make u one w/God. since we know E will b 'all of thee above'
lol kinda inspired by Orcs bar in the NBL? dope concept executed well but 1st line idk... feel like this was hard to pull off
They say I over complicate my lines but the bar sets higher
Find a safe escape, cuz ONLY thing given r stares to this complex fire
this is good
&&&U not squeezin a whole clip for team or an old friend
Plz u a ho bitch...last arm raised for ya homie was to see if it goes limp
limp/friend... lol dope but didnt rhyme possibly again*
I'll throw jabs at E's eye to swell it up. trusttt it'll really show
50 blows leave his left so damn lopsided Bags'll clown it in his next video
meh ok
Do a hit & run out yo crib masked up; u'll get iced at dawn
winter olympics game, I'll shoot then sprint w/ the poles like a biathlon
lol dope
Couldn't wife ur broad when u found out we'd fuck like rabbits
Now them nubile thoughts of her disgust u til ya pukin stomach acids
meh kinda a miss here
Bitch has u whipped allll day && keeps ur curfew strict guy
S'like bill mahers writers...way she ALWAYS makin new rules for real time
lol dope

I'm known for this, your known for chloroform napkins & the date-rape liquor scene
After this loss follow your best working pick-up line & Dont kick or scream!
execution lacking here kinda a miss
Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer
eh concept filler
Built as he swallowed the Michelin Man whole & is ready to let loose
fuck outta here with your oversized belly smelling of your titty sweat juice
nah miss
Quick! Someone get Datelines Chris Hanson in motion
I told him kids jeans are half-off at Kmart... he grabbed his binoculars & lotion
played
With chocolate scented candles going, Klump lookin for things he's able to stir up
So fat his first-aid kit at home got a syringe of maple syrup
lol funny but weak
Extra pervy & keeps jolly ranchers in his pockets that are melting
They don't call him Infiltration for nothing, Pedo knows what time the school bells rings
nah miss
I got a hand up the competition, this ain't a challenge yo
You got a hand up too.. dirty sock puppets dork brings to a talent show
concept is lol ok but miss

Inf got this pretty easily had all the standouts and worded his bars a lot better. E wasnt terrible he has some cool concepts but he missed too much with the promising ones he did have and he whiffed on some others hard.

Vote - Infiltration

[Schadenfreude]

A. was orc drunk? B. u got more luck? C. callin it a flub?
Or D. Inf make u one w/God. since we know E will b 'all of thee above'
Creative opener
They say I over complicate my lines but the bar sets higher
Find a safe escape, cuz ONLY thing given r stares to this complex fire
Light, self hype
&&&U not squeezin a whole clip for team or an old friend
Plz u a ho bitch...last arm raised for ya homie was to see if it goes limp
Mean
I'll throw jabs at E's eye to swell it up. trusttt it'll really show
50 blows leave his left so damn lopsided Bags'll clown it in his next video
Dope
Do a hit & run out yo crib masked up; u'll get iced at dawn
winter olympics game, I'll shoot then sprint w/ the poles like a biathlon
Decent
Couldn't wife ur broad when u found out we'd fuck like rabbits
Now them nubile thoughts of her disgust u til ya pukin stomach acids
Nasty imagery lol, solid tho
Bitch has u whipped allll day && keeps ur curfew strict guy
S'like bill mahers writers...way she ALWAYS makin new rules for real time
Good closer


I'm known for this, your known for chloroform napkins & the date-rape liquor scene
After this loss follow your best working pick-up line & Dont kick or scream!
Weak
Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer
Nice, I like this
Built as he swallowed the Michelin Man whole & is ready to let loose
fuck outta here with your oversized belly smelling of your titty sweat juice
Inf's not fat, to my knowledge
Quick! Someone get Datelines Chris Hanson in motion
I told him kids jeans are half-off at Kmart... he grabbed his binoculars & lotion
Lol dope
With chocolate scented candles going, Klump lookin for things he's able to stir up
So fat his first-aid kit at home got a syringe of maple syrup
Nope
Extra pervy & keeps jolly ranchers in his pockets that are melting
They don't call him Infiltration for nothing, Pedo knows what time the school bells rings
Miss
I got a hand up the competition, this ain't a challenge yo
You got a hand up too.. dirty sock puppets dork brings to a talent show
Bad closer

VOTE INFILTRATION

[Barcotic]

Inf
dope opener
arm raised was nice
lopsided left joint was good

fell off after that, not feeling the concepts & fire complex was only gonna work in swag n flow

E
memory stick was coo
half-off was lol

rest was pretty weak, and isn't it 'leg up' on the comp? no either way to that closer

v/infiltration by a bar

[Nick James]

Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer

n a buncha fat/jokes that missed

vs

&&U not squeezin a whole clip for team or an old friend
Plz u a ho bitch...last arm raised for ya homie was to see if it goes limp
Do a hit & run out yo crib masked up; u'll get iced at dawn
winter olympics game, I'll shoot then sprint w/ the poles like a biathlon

^ lmao I literally just watched that shit for the first time the other night I was thinkin damn these bitches runnin round poppin shit lol.

pretty one sided

vote - inf

[Cred]

&&U not squeezin a whole clip for team or an old friend
Plz u a ho bitch...last arm raised for ya homie was to see if it goes limp
I'll throw jabs at E's eye to swell it up. trusttt it'll really show
50 blows leave his left so damn lopsided Bags'll clown it in his next video
Do a hit & run out yo crib masked up; u'll get iced at dawn
winter olympics game, I'll shoot then sprint w/ the poles like a biathlon


Vs

Stealing & reciting textcee lines at playgrounds, i'll flip this loser
Biter should change his name to flashdrive, cause his memory stick to the computer


This battle was pretty decent. I thought Inf clearly took the dub here, that poles and sprint shit was pretty creative


Vote / inf