Cashius vs Schadenfreude - CASHIUS WINS

[Orc]

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THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament


Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Sunday,
Voting ends Thursday,
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.



Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 24 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Schadenfreude]

16-20

[Cashius]

If this is due tomorrow I’ll go 14 but I’ll most likely need the extension.

[Schadenfreude]

Pretty soon it's due next Sun.

[Schadenfreude]

Yea..

Fucking shame that ya came back, just to be boring at best
you’re the only writer to make ppl wish they could fast forward w/ text.
I’m from the curb w/ Jeeps, Forces & style, fuckwhayaheard
Amish clown knows sheep, horses & cows.. prolly fuck what ya herd.
No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting..
whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action.
So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners
homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners.
Over the hill or overrated? Best work’s for law school class,
2012’s ya last, since then Pennsylvania’s the hardest bar you’ve passed.
I’ll keep saying it, you’re long past ya prime it’s evident, bud
RT all I’m doing’s checking Cash on his way out, this a severance stub.
Takes you forever to finish an argument, ya all filler no kill..
some attorney, bet you’ve got more open cases than Deal or No Deal.
Tired of washed up HOFers who return and just won’t settle,
from the Rust Belt, right? Ya oughta know better than to test old mettle.

..BODY.

[Cashius]

King Karaoke Schadenfreude WRATH
@chyeahh

Good grief is that it? Only 5 black members?
How are you supposed to be German AND black?! This fucking kids a fake...
Something isn’t straight...
I guess all we know for sure is your the result of someone getting raped
Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit...
But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss
How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time...
If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime
I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty
When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body
If he sleeps with a chick, she’s unconscious...The dude is hardly stable
I’m surprised you weren’t in Geno’s sleep paralysis thread asking how much rophenol he gave her
Who were your parents bro? They either weren’t caring enough or dead
Broke, overweight, a pussy...Whoever Raised Money could put like 4 charities in the red
The 40 have you losing chunks of your head. I’m taking half of this fags brain
That shit’ll leave you with more Cap Space than the Lakers after the Cavs trade
Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya
Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea

[Barcotic]

Schad
fuck what ya herd gets a pass on creativity alone
trans action was coo, cash plays are old but it hit
severance joint was dope, same as above applies

opener was weak, agenda straight was ehhh, wording fucked pennsylvania, open cases was soft as a diss but cool idea & closer was corny af

vs

Cash
one day ship was good
drop a body was solid
raised money was decent
cap space was dope
half pipe hit

the other 3 werent ur style, reminiscent karaoke's n it wasnt workin

cool battle, cash was clearly more consistent tho
v/cashius

[Cred]

No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting..
whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action.
I’ll keep saying it, you’re long past ya prime it’s evident, bud
RT all I’m doing’s checking Cash on his way out, this a severance stub.

Vs

Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit...
But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss
almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty
When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body
Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya
Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea


This was actually a pretty cool battle even tho I expected better from both. Schad definitely didn’t come off as harsh as I know he can. Cash came more direct with his punches and they landed.

Vote / cashius

[wasim]

Yea..

Fucking shame that ya came back, just to be boring at best
you’re the only writer to make ppl wish they could fast forward w/ text.
ehh
I’m from the curb w/ Jeeps, Forces & style, fuckwhayaheard
Amish clown knows sheep, horses & cows.. prolly fuck what ya herd.
lol
No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting..
whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action.
it's alright
So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners
homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners.
ok
Over the hill or overrated? Best work’s for law school class,
2012’s ya last, since then Pennsylvania’s the hardest bar you’ve passed.
I’ll keep saying it, you’re long past ya prime it’s evident, bud
RT all I’m doing’s checking Cash on his way out, this a severance stub.
dope
Takes you forever to finish an argument, ya all filler no kill..
some attorney, bet you’ve got more open cases than Deal or No Deal.
a bit cheesy but it got me lol


overall, not bad definitely entertainin verse but not as hard hitting punches imo

vs

How are you supposed to be German AND black?! This fucking kids a fake...
Something isn’t straight...
I guess all we know for sure is your the result of someone getting raped
ehh
Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit...
But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss
lol
How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time...
If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime
dope
I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty
When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body
nice
If he sleeps with a chick, she’s unconscious...The dude is hardly stable
I’m surprised you weren’t in Geno’s sleep paralysis thread asking how much rophenol he gave her
lmao dope
Who were your parents bro? They either weren’t caring enough or dead
Broke, overweight, a pussy...Whoever Raised Money could put like 4 charities in the red
The 40 have you losing chunks of your head. I’m taking half of this fags brain
That shit’ll leave you with more Cap Space than the Lakers after the Cavs trade
cool
Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya
Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea
dope closer, strong verse with good lines n some personals.

v/ Cashius

[Amen]

Fucking shame that ya came back, just to be boring at best
you’re the only writer to make ppl wish they could fast forward w/ text.
No balls, cuz you’ra flamer hiding yo identity w/ fag acting..
whenever ppl think of Cash, first thing comes to mind is Trans action.
So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners
homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners.

vs

How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time...
If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime
I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty
When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body
^ Facts, but dam you couldn't deliver this basic ass concept with half the characters?
The 40 have you losing chunks of your head. I’m taking half of this fags brain
That shit’ll leave you with more Cap Space than the Lakers after the Cavs trade
Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya
Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea

I got Cash w/ 1 more quote.

[KempoMRK]

Fuck what ya herd was dumb but creative, I liked it
Trans action was dope
Agenda was decent
Rust belt was dope

vs

Boof line was funny as hell
Body was ok
South Korea was dope

This was a tight battle. It was close to me. I thought Schadenfreude had the best two lines of the battle with the trans action and rust belt lines. Cash's boof line was funny and the South Korea line was dope. Close, but I've got Schad taking it, he had more lines I enjoyed.

v/ Schadenfreude

[Swerve]

I’m from the curb w/ Jeeps, Forces & style, fuckwhayaheard
Amish clown knows sheep, horses & cows.. prolly fuck what ya herd.
So mention gender reveal & I’ll expound on yo gay manners
homo’s too busy try’na to keep agenda straight more than day planners.
Tired of washed up HOFers who return and just won’t settle,
from the Rust Belt, right? Ya oughta know better than to test old mettle.

vs.

Dude got the face of a fucking burn victim...and he swears he’s dating? Shiiiit...
But if you DO get a girl, boof wants you to ask her where she takes a piss
How many tourneys since I’ve been gone? Dude STILL hasn’t champed in that time...
If he does One Day Ship anything I’ve just gotta assume it’s from Amazon Prime
I almost lost it when I read about how homie dyin’ to pop the shotty
When you stop putting that gay shit at the end of your verse’s the ONLY time you’ll drop a body
If he sleeps with a chick, she’s unconscious...The dude is hardly stable
I’m surprised you weren’t in Geno’s sleep paralysis thread asking how much rophenol he gave her
Your chick said that your dick size is pathetic. I’m betting she’s bout to leave ya
Poor girl’s so used to going down on that half pipe she could medal in South Korea


Solid battle, but this wasn't really close. Cashius went in and had a much more consistent verse. Rust belt was probably the best line, but boof was a close second.

V/ Cashius