Paradigm vs Destroyer - DESTROYER WINS

[Orc]

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THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament


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Paradigm Destroyer

[Paradigm]

20.

[Destroyer]

No, weirdo
I’ll go 12

[Destroyer]

I’ll put him in the air if this faggot would even try me
watch this shotty make parasail..without a trip to Hawaii
come at des w/ that wack style... I’ll leave u bleeding out in nature boy
fuck flair bars... u better put one up in the air and pray for help to be deployed
des is loved universally... & my exploits are often showcased
dimensioning all the shit he’s done, & it takes up literally no space
coasted through rd 1... u showed, but try as u might...
fuk was nowhere to be found for u... like every other night of ur life
u beat me in that TUT tourney... so I studied why it would happen
took a look at paraphrasing... and to put it another way, u write like a faggot
& des bites like he’s rabid...while we all know this kid’s a joke
ur like all the new members here, the way everyone thinks that ur broke

[Paradigm]

This bottom tier idiot again...

10=Butler, Frac... Des? You're rated amongst the goats?
Nah, Netcees knows 8=D... & masterbates HIS to every one of Bags Posts
Des is the greatest! He leave faces fractured & bleeding
that's so Off Base... it got Bowe Bergdahl fucking captured & beaten
Custom Nighthawk, KA-Bar bayonet colors black & Matte Blue
Each stab the Falcon goin in & out of Destroyer like the battle on Jakku
1st, 2nd & TUT battles you were left flawlessed & wrecked
The 4th story... we hope you fuckin jump from & fall to your death
You're a creepy old man it's a fact & it's clear
Ironic he Stalks Silver Boarding... he could signal if Galactus is Near
Sub .500 Ghosted for cry baby been a bitch from the start
Your career Turnaround? It's Bonnie Tyler singing Total Eclipse of the Heart

Turnarrrrrround briiiight eyes... lmao

[WRATH]

I’ll put him in the air if this faggot would even try me
watch this shotty make parasail..without a trip to Hawaii

Okay

come at des w/ that wack style... I’ll leave u bleeding out in nature boy
fuck flair bars... u better put one up in the air and pray for help to be deployed

Better

des is loved universally... & my exploits are often showcased
dimensioning all the shit he’s done, & it takes up literally no space

Light

coasted through rd 1... u showed, but try as u might...
fuk was nowhere to be found for u... like every other night of ur life

Lol

u beat me in that TUT tourney... so I studied why it would happen
took a look at paraphrasing... and to put it another way, u write like a faggot

Nah

& des bites like he’s rabid...while we all know this kid’s a joke
ur like all the new members here, the way everyone thinks that ur broke

Good


10=Butler, Frac... Des? You're rated amongst the goats?
Nah, Netcees knowsfat wife8=D... & masterbates HIS to every one of Bags Posts

Lol good

Des is the greatest! He leave faces fractured & bleeding
that's so Off Base... it got Bowe Bergdahl fucking captured & beaten

Nice

Custom Nighthawk, KA-Bar bayonet colors black & Matte Blue
Each stab the Falcon goin in & out of Destroyer like the battle on Jakkufat wife

Good

1st, 2nd & TUT battles you were left flawlessed & wrecked
The 4th story... we hope you fuckin jump from & fall to your death

Nice

You're a creepy old man it's a fact & it's clearfat wife
Ironic he Stalks Silver Boarding... he could signal if Galactus is Near

Silver surfer nice

Sub .500 Ghosted for cry baby been a bitch from the start
Your career Turnaround? It's Bonnie Tyler singing Total Eclipse of the Heart

Good

V paradigm

[Pinot Grij]

Des
Opener dope.
Flair line is cool
Space line is cool
Fuk is ehh.
paraphrasing is cool
closer cool.

vs

Paradigm

Opener is stretched.
Off Base is obscure af
Jakku another thing I gotta google. star wars, ok, great.
4th Story is dope.
Dont know what silver boarding is
Closer is filler

Des got this for me. 4th story the only Paradigm bar I was feeling. Des had a cool verse.

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE DESTROYER
Decent battle, Para used some oddball concepts this verse..lol. I liked Jakku & 4th story a lot, Bergdahl would've been dope had I not had to look it up, the rest were bad misses tho. As for Des, he had 3 or 4 bars that did a lot of damage.

[Barcotic]

Des
opener was dece
dimentioning was coo
closer was nice

the other para flip missed, flair & fuk joints were just eh conceptually

vs

Kin
the jakku shit was tight
4th story personal hit

unfortunately the story of ur last 4 bars was that they sucked conceptually, especially that opener

v/destroyer

[Saint]

This bottom tier idiot again...

10=Butler, Frac... Des? You're rated amongst the goats?
Nah, Netcees knows 8=D... & masterbates HIS to every one of Bags Posts
-Creative/textee ish....but could have been worded better imo

Des is the greatest! He leave faces fractured & bleeding
that's so Off Base... it got Bowe Bergdahl fucking captured & beaten
-Cool ref but didnt like the tie in

Custom Nighthawk, KA-Bar bayonet colors black & Matte Blue
Each stab the Falcon goin in & out of Destroyer like the battle on Jakku
-I liked this, dope albeit a little specific

1st, 2nd & TUT battles you were left flawlessed & wrecked
The 4th story... we hope you fuckin jump from & fall to your death
-Cool

You're a creepy old man it's a fact & it's clear
Ironic he Stalks Silver Boarding... he could signal if Galactus is Near
-Once again liked the idea not the execution

Sub .500 Ghosted for cry baby been a bitch from the start
Your career Turnaround? It's Bonnie Tyler singing Total Eclipse of the Heart
-Nah obscure & not hard hitting

Turnarrrrrround briiiight eyes... lmao


I’ll put him in the air if this faggot would even try me
watch this shotty make parasail..without a trip to Hawaii
-Ok

come at des w/ that wack style... I’ll leave u bleeding out in nature boy
fuck flair bars... u better put one up in the air and pray for help to be deployed
-light

des is loved universally... & my exploits are often showcased
dimensioning all the shit he’s done, & it takes up literally no space
-Cool

coasted through rd 1... u showed, but try as u might...
fuk was nowhere to be found for u... like every other night of ur life
-Didnt like/too simple

u beat me in that TUT tourney... so I studied why it would happen
took a look at paraphrasing... and to put it another way, u write like a faggot
-This was alright too

& des bites like he’s rabid...while we all know this kid’s a joke
ur like all the new members here, the way everyone thinks that ur broke
-Ok.


Well this was closer than votes but Des landed more convincingly imo. Para had lotb w/ that Jakku line & story one was cool....but rest were not hittin right or too obscure....but i do like he's thinking outside the box.

V-Des

[Geno]

This was a dope . really close battle. I think dea edged barely man. He had the safer bet woth his content. With some more solid hits.

But para not getting the true credit he deserves. I had to reread this shit a couple times but des got this
P
aras steez qas dope man. Came rwally unorthodox with the contentnwhich to me waa dope.as fuck. Its nice to see some.original shit. All the people that hate biters and everyone looking at his originality like its a bad thing this week? Wtf NCs. Were better than that. His verse was dope man.

Dont push away originality especially when we cry about recycled ahit so much. Dopr ass verse para. Ill be watching ur ahit man

V\Des