Saint
02-09-2018, 05:38 AM
Master The Internet Finals:
TomB
If ya come to scrap then we can, he’ll play tough and that fuckin’ act is a sham
with cash at stake this aint pattycake but I’ll double that with the hands
Better run as fast as he can, protect ya family if ya seen me comin’...
I’ll punch his preteen cousin and do gramma’ worse than ee cummings
Hope you brought in a fractal for me but all of your patterns repeat though,
Get caught with a jab if ya weave slow- I’m rockin’ (rock in) ya hat like a Seer stone
I’ll be on the attack no one guardin’ the man, you shoulda had me covered
Before he fall to the back ya hear an audible snap like a Manning brother
My verses cause fatigue, stress and shaking, sleep deprivation
that’s a regular emcee vs MC Escher paintings
I’ll put the piece into your breathing, give you deep meditation
or the 50’s lift ya spirit like the Beat Generation
He’s panicked..has me thinkin’ I must practice hypnotism like an actual magician
Cause I’m snappin’ and he’s actin’ like a chicken!
No God has an intervention- with the chance of his existence vanished in an instant
He’ll abandon his religion like the Spanish Inquisition
thatguy
Do you know the cash on fishing rod prank? Well I'm goin fishin.
Reel money on the line, but I'm just toyin with him.
If I cross him, he'll get more than just his ankles broken
Now he be flexin on the boards? Sounds like blanco's postin
Knock-in doors in your city like im tryna sell somethin
You know I'm Van hailin' (Van Halen), so I 'might as well jump' him
Oh you're the typa rookie to talk shit like you're better than me...
Until I put those Dukes up like The General Lee
Roll up to wherever he stays and go all Reverend Kane
On my bank teller shit - that means my pen off the chain!
Veteran in the scene - we can tell that you're new to this
And my punches need a pinch runner - All they DO IS HIT
Look, man. Here's somethin you can plug into your moms computer
Tom says it's top tier that he's jumping to. I just assume it's dunning-kruger
I heard little Ralphie here just became a member of Annie's Secret Circle
Now look at the first letter of each line of my verse... got'im! Just a crummy commercial!
Easy!
Winner = thatguy
TomB
If ya come to scrap then we can, he’ll play tough and that fuckin’ act is a sham
with cash at stake this aint pattycake but I’ll double that with the hands
Better run as fast as he can, protect ya family if ya seen me comin’...
I’ll punch his preteen cousin and do gramma’ worse than ee cummings
Hope you brought in a fractal for me but all of your patterns repeat though,
Get caught with a jab if ya weave slow- I’m rockin’ (rock in) ya hat like a Seer stone
I’ll be on the attack no one guardin’ the man, you shoulda had me covered
Before he fall to the back ya hear an audible snap like a Manning brother
My verses cause fatigue, stress and shaking, sleep deprivation
that’s a regular emcee vs MC Escher paintings
I’ll put the piece into your breathing, give you deep meditation
or the 50’s lift ya spirit like the Beat Generation
He’s panicked..has me thinkin’ I must practice hypnotism like an actual magician
Cause I’m snappin’ and he’s actin’ like a chicken!
No God has an intervention- with the chance of his existence vanished in an instant
He’ll abandon his religion like the Spanish Inquisition
thatguy
Do you know the cash on fishing rod prank? Well I'm goin fishin.
Reel money on the line, but I'm just toyin with him.
If I cross him, he'll get more than just his ankles broken
Now he be flexin on the boards? Sounds like blanco's postin
Knock-in doors in your city like im tryna sell somethin
You know I'm Van hailin' (Van Halen), so I 'might as well jump' him
Oh you're the typa rookie to talk shit like you're better than me...
Until I put those Dukes up like The General Lee
Roll up to wherever he stays and go all Reverend Kane
On my bank teller shit - that means my pen off the chain!
Veteran in the scene - we can tell that you're new to this
And my punches need a pinch runner - All they DO IS HIT
Look, man. Here's somethin you can plug into your moms computer
Tom says it's top tier that he's jumping to. I just assume it's dunning-kruger
I heard little Ralphie here just became a member of Annie's Secret Circle
Now look at the first letter of each line of my verse... got'im! Just a crummy commercial!
Easy!
Winner = thatguy