ELITE 8: DESTROYER VS ALLEN KNIGHT - ALLEN KNIGHT WINS

[Orc]

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THE WINTER CLASSIC
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Destroyer Allen Knight

[Destroyer]

You gonna show this time, paco?
14 should do

[Allen Knight]

check, 14 is good.

[Allen Knight]

gonna try to drop tonight but might need ext till morning.

[Destroyer]

des leave this kid on a gurney... u better pray on your journey
only thing u have going for u is being the second-most wack AK in this tourney
don’t give a fuck where ur from. ain’t found a reason yet to care
Allen’s neck of the woods is the one I leave hanging in a noose there
Tie him up in the trunk, w/out a fight - u know his will’s gone
watch me shanghai knight without a wow from Owen Wilson
so many buck shots to the midsection. People be like what are u doing???
but when des saw AK in half I won’t be protesting the latest school shooting
say some shit about my miscarriage. it don’t leave me rattled
In fact, my kid’s just learning to walk now, like u will be after this battle
I’ll silence this lamb...dig a hole and bring bats for a gooey kill
I leave him in the Pitino he ain’t coming back after what happens w/the Louisville
i know this battle scares u... & let me be the one to remind you
ur like an action hero every time I drop a hot verse... u run & leave the fire behind u

[Allen Knight]

ur ho stays blowin me daily cuz this dudes a disgrace
my Lapis where that sluts head'll stay suckin till shes blue in the face
bounty on ya head, got $ for ppl to spray till ur tared fast
i'd Payloads of doe to leave enough metal in ur body to overhaul a aircraft
u better wear teflon for these hollows, ruger bout to rip
man Efferversce, shells got u coughin up blood bubbling that shit out ya lips
i'll kidnapp & torture u faggot, guns'll do this sucker damage
put the Kantonees legs & ankles sprayin til ur screamin in another language
ya lines are felt by bitchmade faggots, i'll dent ya rookies
ur verses like a Sybain Saddle only hard bars u got connects w/ pussies
i'll stab u till my arm hurts, those lies got u scraped thru
say shit about me not Truancy a blade to ya face till its to late to save you
think before talkin shit bout me, uzi's will scorch ur teeth
faggot this ain't Khoisan but u'll hear the click right before you speak

[Ghost1]

des leave this kid on a gurney... u better pray on your journey
only thing u have going for u is being the second-most wack AK in this tourney

lmaooo

don’t give a fuck where ur from. ain’t found a reason yet to care
Allen’s neck of the woods is the one I leave hanging in a noose there

get em

Tie him up in the trunk, w/out a fight - u know his will’s gone
watch me shanghai knight without a wow from Owen Wilson

fire

so many buck shots to the midsection. People be like what are u doing???
but when des saw AK in half I won’t be protesting the latest school shooting

banger

say some shit about my miscarriage. it don’t leave me rattled
In fact, my kid’s just learning to walk now, like u will be after this battle

shew des going way the fuck in

I’ll silence this lamb...dig a hole and bring bats for a gooey kill
I leave him in the Pitino he ain’t coming back after what happens w/the Louisville

yo this verse is crazy lol

i know this battle scares u... & let me be the one to remind you
ur like an action hero every time I drop a hot verse... u run & leave the fire behind u

mannnnnn im glad I decided to peep this one




ur ho stays blowin me daily cuz this dudes a disgrace
my Lapis where that sluts head'll stay suckin till shes blue in the face

im not gonna define this punch for the voters but I did google it.....its good

bounty on ya head, got $ for ppl to spray till ur tared fast
i'd Payloads of doe to leave enough metal in ur body to overhaul a aircraft

ok ok ok

u better wear teflon for these hollows, ruger bout to rip
man Efferversce, shells got u coughin up blood bubbling that shit out ya lips

ok that's two googles....you've exhausted your googles for this verse im not looking anything else up ( this worked and was dope again)

i'll kidnapp & torture u faggot, guns'll do this sucker damage
put the Kantonees legs & ankles sprayin til ur screamin in another language

lmao its Cantonese you didn't have to spell it with a k for EITHER meaning looool idiot. good bar tho lol.

ya lines are felt by bitchmade faggots, i'll dent ya rookies
ur verses like a Sybain Saddle only hard bars u got connects w/ pussies

sorry googles gone. your obscure references gonna hurt u here. (I can put it together from context clues and get the idea but it takes impact away because im not really familiar with the sybain saddle)

i'll stab u till my arm hurts, those lies got u scraped thru
say shit about me not Truancy a blade to ya face till its to late to save you

bonkers. bored of wordplay in this verse at this point tho.

think before talkin shit bout me, uzi's will scorch ur teeth
faggot this ain't Khoisan but u'll hear the click right before you speak

nah idk wat this is....no googles...



this got to be the BOTW I thought des verse was insane. ak had some crazy creative flips and good wordplays but I think the obscurity of some of the references he went with were the deciding factor against him in this one. des bars were harsh and clean. also clever without being overly complex. thought this battle was awesome tho regardless of the outcome.

v des

[Suthaveli]

Des

-opener was funny.
-neck of the woods i've seen alot. same for flip of it
-seen shanghai Knight done against Allen alot over yrs. flip was ok.
-saw ak in half was gd
-ok aggression
-googled. gd bar
- i get the visionary, idk how i feel about the line tho. decent likely


vs

- i saw where u were gettin at. this was ok.
- gd bar
- this was a coo connection w. aggression
- this was pretty coo.
- this was dope. lol.
- best wdply i've seen as complete bar. Fire.
- nice

cool battle. This could go either way, i think a couple of des bars would've been fire to me had i not seen them used in the past against allen. This actually made me realize how long i've fuckin known allen forreal, lol. His verse wasn't bad at all. & des is probably one of the funniest, if not the funniest Mfers on the site ,imo. So the opener actually made me laugh out loud cause of his ongoing attacks on Karp.
I did feel like as a whole & aggression that Allen Knight had the better verse & harder hits so mvgt him. I think if the 2nd & 3rd bar was fresh to me this could go either way.

[Mr. J]

Des had that louisville line which I thought was pretty smooth for the wording.
I thought he had a dope opener as well but that fucking Owen Wilson line...nahhh
man that shit made me feel dirty just trying to make that work. either way the verse was cool
Allen had that opener, connects with pussies & that closer which were all done well.
of course the other 2 punches I had to google just the same to get were pretty dope.
my issue is you did the same thing Des did by stretching language/damage together.
i dont know if either of you have accents or what but they just threw me through a loop.
either way Im going to have to go with Allen on this one, the punches were more consistent.
although both of you got me fucked up thinking those slants worked well. idk though thtats just me


v/Allen Knight

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE ALLEN KNIGHT
Des was solid, but other than his opener, he didn't have any stand outs.
Knight was consistent, somehow keeps writing his wordplay clean asf, the bar that won Me over was the 'saddle' joint..crazy.

[Orc]

3 1. Battles close tomorrow.