View Full Version : Bomb Bard 0-1 Vs Boloedge 0-0 - bomb WINS
Allen Knight
02-19-2018, 02:43 PM
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Bomb Bard
BoloEdge
Bomb Bard
02-19-2018, 04:15 PM
Yup
BoloEdge
02-20-2018, 09:07 PM
8 ready
Bomb Bard
02-21-2018, 08:53 AM
8 ready
If I don’t get to it tonight may need the ext.
BoloEdge
02-22-2018, 01:54 AM
Bomb Bard 8 sent to AK
Bomb Bard
02-24-2018, 09:41 AM
This ur last fight u fgt, Fans around the world no I’m fkn insane
Way I jump & put ur lights out in the ring’ll put Bruce Buffer to shame
Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge
Plus the gang did a marathon on ur wife...just how the story go
Chopper shred you to pieces & take yuh block up
Once I showed Bol a noodle... the whole clip made his head look like a plate of pasta
Bomb a home wrecker... I pound ur girls puss till it drips blood
Turned her face to a day care, then shoot you up while u picking ur kids up
Allen Knight
02-24-2018, 01:37 PM
BoloEdge Verse.
body shots clean em all out like FIFA fallout if the gun burst
this match is As fixed, he ate: the L after coughing up a lung first
I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.
rock Olympic ski masks when we dash the couch he crash on
In other words he's:
bundled up, on NC/NBC. we slide w/ sticks &scopes like a decathlon
vvvThat's a bland ballad. If Bard had albums you'd be so dumb to buy them
shit's weak, to the extent that this week's rule: NO pubs in Skyrim
Nick James
02-24-2018, 09:42 PM
Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge
vs
I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.fat wife
short battle so jus a quote a piece. bomb had like one odd line without a punch to it lol.. dont kno wat was up there. Its close but I got bolos misses bein a tad bit better
vote - bolo
2tripple0
02-25-2018, 09:41 AM
This ur last fight u fgt, Fans around the world no I’m fkn insane
Way I jump & put ur lights out in the ring’ll put Bruce Buffer to shame
nah
Slice ur fkn throat, pull out the blade..u dead
I’ll go Scott Hall for the Gold & end you W/Razors, Edge
nah
Plus the gang did a marathon on ur wife...just how the story go
Chopper shred you to pieces & take yuh block up
Once I showed Bol a noodle... the whole clip made his head look like a plate of pasta
Bomb a home wrecker... I pound ur girls puss till it drips blood
Turned her face to a day care, then shoot you up while u picking ur kids up
ok I guess
vs.
body shots clean em all out like FIFA fallout if the gun burst
this match is As fixed, he ate: the L after coughing up a lung first
no
I throw jabs it's low grav. get a Pair o' docs, 6 nurses &clergymen.
PUNCH you to the stratosphere &back to the Cloverfield ur getting buried in.
huh?
rock Olympic ski masks when we dash the couch he crash on
In other words he's:
bundled up, on NC/NBC. we slide w/ sticks &scopes like a decathlon
eh..
vvvThat's a bland ballad. If Bard had albums you'd be so dumb to buy them
shit's weak, to the extent that this week's rule: NO pubs in Skyrim
eh
weak.... sorry I got bombard tho
vote: bomb bard
Pinot Grij
02-25-2018, 10:17 AM
Bomb Bard had Razors Edge. Others were ok, pasta, Buffer. I felt like the concepts were cool but could've used some retooling to make them even sharper.
Bolo -- the cloverfield line was executed well, but I thought the opener was a real stretch on the wordplay .. and your decathlon line could've been nice but you are describing the BIATHLON -- decathlon is a summer olympic event. So you fucked that up. I think nailing that line would've made things closer, but that made it easy for me to vote for Bomb.
Vote -- Bomb Bard
Barcotic
02-25-2018, 03:19 PM
BB
razors edge was dece
closer was lol
Bol
clover field was coo
v/bb
verse was fucked in the middle tho, looks like u erased a line by accident
Allen Knight
02-26-2018, 02:33 PM
can we get one more vote so i dont close it like this.
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