DIABLO vs USELESS - DIABLO WINS, USELESS IS DQ'd

[sral]

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Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
Orc Useless send your pics to each other via PM. I don't have either yet.

[Diablo]

pic sent

let's go faggot

[Useless]

Lol. I'll send mines tonight

[Diablo]

https://image.ibb.co/izeq5x/IMG_7553.jpg


lmao homie a clown fucking woodland creatures when no one around
I got 500 pounds sayin you're a faggot and my girl ain't even open her mouth
overpronounced teeth, white girl ass & zero titties to give a fuck about
with no buns and just chicken fillets... yo, that bitch a KFC double down
You love an outdoors type, I love cant-get-out-doors types so ur girl isn't a hottie
Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that body
She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit
you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nips
Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food
yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was you
Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan
after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason
face screaming "recyclopath", bruh don't even tempt me
I'd hold a feeding frenzy with meat aplenty til that eco-friendly vegan dairy-free and health freak was green with envy

roflzzz

[Useless]

Bitch we know

Drop a verse stop being a fkboy

Shut ur mouth coming in my thread fool. I'm trying to get Lars to write 10 lines for my real pic then I'll pick my 10 best n drop.

I'm not battling that verse cuz that's not me

[Useless]

https://image.ibb.co/mmUm8H/IMG_7503.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)

let's go pussy

send me your pic

Dead...

So fucking gone, where did u hook that whale? It wasn't a good catch mate...
Lars hanging off the white precious, punishment would be making us watch this bitch's sex tape.
This pic is starting to hurt my eyes, u was actually hitting that shit?...
I have to zoom in on the 2 girls in the background just to get the laughing to quit.
I stopped laughing, now time to be honest...
This is just nasty, Her stomachs stretched out more than ur concepts.
Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"...
her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals.
All I see is nasty coochie n a gut like what in the fuck...
How are u that fucking fat and still have absolutely no ass to touch.

[Saint]

Vote -- Diablo

First line was funny.
Got it w/ the first few.. pretty cool
save forest, flat earth, love bark
easily took it imo.
Towards the 1/2 end you kinda went s&f -- i dug it.

Useless - Manitee line
Closer was almost

[Flow]

lmao homie a clown fucking woodland creatures when no one around
I got 500 pounds sayin you're a faggot and my girl ain't even open her mouth
Ok
overpronounced teeth, white girl ass & zero titties to give a fuck about
with no buns and just chicken fillets... yo, that bitch a KFC double down
Lol
You love an outdoors type, I love cant-get-out-doors types so ur girl isn't a hottie
Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that body
Clever line an relevant
She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit
you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nips
Meh wasnt a fan
Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food
yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was you
Ok
Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan
after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason
Light
face screaming "recyclopath", bruh don't even tempt me
I'd hold a feeding frenzy with meat aplenty til that eco-friendly vegan dairy-free and health freak was green with envy
Lmao enjoyed this regardless

Dead...

So fucking gone, where did u hook that whale? It wasn't a good catch mate...
Lars hanging off the white precious, punishment would be making us watch this bitch's sex tape.
Meh
This pic is starting to hurt my eyes, u was actually hitting that shit?...
I have to zoom in on the 2 girls in the background just to get the laughing to quit.
Ok
I stopped laughing, now time to be honest...
This is just nasty, Her stomachs stretched out more than ur concepts.
Meh light n easy
Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"...
her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals.
Ok
All I see is nasty coochie n a gut like what in the fuck...
How are u that fucking fat and still have absolutely no ass to touch
Lmao I didnt notice til you said it so for that i think ya best line cus it got a laugh

To be honest not sure what the dramatics were about before but felt that only one person turned up to this for whatever reasom. Some good lines by both stand out being
Manitee and closer
Vs
Flat earth(lotb), KFC and fussy with food

Vote Baron

[Kill Spree]

Flat earth killed me
Barc was slaughter
Stomach was hard


Useless had
Zoom in
Manitee

Wasn’t feeling Ronin verse here. Vote baron

[Nick James]

Diode be white knighting, "calm down useless she's a lady still"...
her wardrobe tho, manitee taking a beaten, u might as well be clubbing baby seals.

vs

Flat earth enthusiast.. I don't believe there's a curve on the entire surface of that bodyfat wife
She gets disturbed just seein broccoli trees eaten on some Save The Forest shit
you got a hippy so in love with bark I'm almost positive she'd wanna chomp his nipsfat wife
Bet she's got a list of intolerances and she's fussy with food
yet ironically the one thing she couldn't ever truly stomach was youfat wife
Dyke looking bitch was meat-free even before she became vegan
after fucking Useless in bed, she dumped him for the exact same reason

baron had a stretch where he just kept nailin it. useless wasnt too bad he just needs to stop rushin every verse like he thinks hes so dope he doesnt need to tweek wording around for punches to work. overkill in this one

vote - baron

[Useless]

How r u winning when u didn't even diss my pic. This the shit I'm talm bout

U should be dqed for dissing the wrong pic or drop 10 vs the right pic

[Useless]

https://i.imgur.com/TiJ40wl.jpg

This my pic. I don't fuck with swamp rats

[Nick James]

Correction

u only fuck with swamp weasels

[sral]

lmao STFU crybaby

you're out of the tournament for constant crying and I'm putting you on a 30 day time out from NC too

this is my house. you're a guest because I allowed you to be. remember that.