MUFF vs JOE BOSTON - MUFF WINS!

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Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
Destroyer Adonis need your pics in ASAP plz fellas!!!!

[El Muffin]

I'm gonna key the max bruh lol

Idc ill do it every rd if I make it

[El Muffin]

http://image.ibb.co/bTETsc/FB_IMG_1519854969988_1.jpg

Posting this so I can look at it

[El Muffin]

Quite scary n damn. this girl is unneccesarly bland
Got the mossst fkd up Widow's peak. Paired w/ a face that screams "Ill never marry a man"
You met her in the Sandlot . she used to push you alot
N now you call her Babe. but This bitch look like a direct descendant of the Sultan of Swat
I can't look at her face for long bro . Peep the teeth in her mouth
N ion mean to Clown dog..but this bitch John Wayne Gacy esque smile is creepin me out
"She said she was 220?" I doubt .. Its suspicious
Bro this bitch look 300 pounds n that's with half her lower body cropped out of the picture
Seriously .. I suggest she should seek help
Bet u never flew nowhere w/ the bitch coz you knew youd prolly have to buckle her seat belt
Went from large to massive on you . shit caused abrupt division
I see u put a ring on it. But getting that bitch off? Ha, good luck my nigga
She's former military . but that retarded grin got her dignity flattened
Bih bottom lip going AWOL. her upper lip seems like its Missing in Action
Why u even post this pic? My godd. u shtoopid fam
U better shoot 4 a Takedown. Bih look like Ronda rousey n Brock Lesnar did a fusion dance
Her cheeks BOLO . I'd tell her to bite me if it wasn't a significant threat
Facts : I'm looking at a gold medalist if hocking a loogee was an Olympic Event
Ion mean to Snicker . but ur girl eats a few bars a day
With eyes that Pierce you....Anddd that to go box u been guardin from 20 yards away

[El Muffin]

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Joe Boston

I reuploaded to a different site

[Joe Boston]

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20@Muff

Your bitch got nice C cups ill keep that shit 100
Shes a gastric bypass sugery failure they left her with 2 abs and half the fat from her stomach
Funny that this relationship plummit, this was one for the masses
How u tell everyone she was refreshing? Guess u looked past those coke bottle glasses
Cant get over how flat that ass is, thick bitches i much prefer
She can ride me though, im not lazy I just couldnt get an erection looking at hers
Its a blur to you shes gone now ur telling motherfuckers how much it hurted
You bent over backwards for her, now ur mad she couldnt cuz shes short n her spine looks inverted
U inserted ur dick in that after one night, what a slut mom raised
Id nut in her face too, shed probably handle it better than that squirrel from Ice Age
Should of locked ur bitch in a cage, look at the way she dress
Cant turn a hoe to a housewife, looks like a shitty cook and lazy af when the house is a mess
That bitches hips are disintegrating tomorrow there will be nothing left, explain that
Outta this world her ass has no Depth, id believe u more if u told me the earth was flat
This bitch is a size 15 shoe thats facts, those shelltoes screaming hell no to the max
Any bitch with a small body and feet that big deserve a Dot to the head, she looks like one of the Anamaniacs
Sorry to make wisecracks but this bitch got many flaws
I'll call her a bird to ur face, her fucking hands looks exactly like eagle claws
She got her little draws on, you think shes a sexy little angel
Stop saying her ass is Acute one though cuz when she bends over it resembles that angle

[Geno]

Muff has..
cropped.out bar
Awol and mia
Fusion dance
Hock a loogie

Lol. Started rough muffy ole boy. But you dug in a little harsher in the middle towards end. Much better wording in the battle which helps a ton this week

Boston had..
Gastric bypass line.. Needed better wording to me coulda hit harder
Coke bottle shit coulda been dope but again ..wording
Anmaniacs coulda been a fresh joint but wording is killing you man. To wordy and just fumbling through your concepts. The ideas are there man. You just need smoother transitions and harder punches for them. U struggled with it pretty bad here..

I got muff witb a mire polished berse. All around just hit harder and worded way better for more impact. Joe boston aint a lost cause he just needs to get his concepts to hit harder. Less words and better placement would do wonders man. I see u tho

V/grandfathermuffy

[dull boy]

Vote - Muff

[Saint]

Joe B -- I liked the inverted spine lotv. And coke bottle, animaniacs & earth flat concepts.......problem was it read rushed & couldnt get into the lines bc wording/syllable count. I see u tho. So a few big misses for me. Nice attempt gettin it up fast tho. Props

Muff -- Hock loogie lotb, AWOL,
Fusion was coo.

I enjoyed this verse tbr.
The references were cool evn tho the sultan & gacy punches were okish. I still liked the comparisons.
I f'ked w that ring off line lol, simple af but effective imo.
Cropped was decent to me. Some wording was off at points.

Vote -- Muff

[Diablo]

Joe Boston: That refreshing /Coke bottle glasses line was fire. Inverted spine was dope too to me, LOL @ hoe a housewife the house is a mess, Animaniacs was cool as well. You've a good eye for a concept and execute those ideas well, sometimes maybe not as potently as others but this was solid from you bruh. Props.

Muff: That Olympic Loogie ish was straight clowning, textbook Muff really, went beyond what was seen in the pic to bring the lulz by characterising the beast haha well played sir

I've got Muff winning here but this is a good battle for real, glad you were both involved man

[Kill Spree]

Muff
Opener was dope
300lbs was fire
Buckle her seat belt was lol
AWOL was dope
Fusion dance was nice
Loogee was cool


Joe
Opener was worded weird concept was dope but miss
Coke bottle glasses was dope
Flat ass was worded suspect lol... miss
If you dumbed down spine inverted that shit woulda been flames
Eagle claws was funny...

Wording needs to dumb down joe... it killed you tbh I thought most of ur concepts were good just need to dumb shit down. Lmao @ “hurted” to. Anyways muff got this he had the more clever punches and we’re better worded

V/muff

[Nick James]

Funny that this relationship plummit, this was one for the masses
How u tell everyone she was refreshing? Guess u looked past those coke bottle glasses
Cant get over how flat that ass is, thick bitches i much prefer
She can ride me though, im not lazy I just couldnt get an erection looking at hers
She got her little draws on, you think shes a sexy little angel
Stop saying her ass is Acute one though cuz when she bends over it resembles that angle

vs

She said she was 220?" I doubt .. Its suspicious
Bro this bitch look 300 pounds n that's with half her lower body cropped out of the picture
She's former military . but that retarded grin got her dignity flattened
Bih bottom lip going AWOL. her upper lip seems like its Missing in Action
Why u even post this pic? My godd. u shtoopid fam
U better shoot 4 a Takedown. Bih look like Ronda rousey n Brock Lesnar did a fusion dance
Her cheeks BOLO . I'd tell her to bite me if it wasn't a significant threat
Facts : I'm looking at a gold medalist if hocking a loogee was an Olympic Event

good battle. 20 lines rlly makes it easier to pick a winner. JB surprised me wit some solid shots and he finished strong. muff was pretty consistent thruout tho and the olympic event punch made the diff in this one. If JB wulda had an equal haymaker it might be diff but..

vote - muff

[sral]

MUFF WINS AND ADVANCES!