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sral
02-24-2018, 10:16 AM
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Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!

Schadenfreude
02-24-2018, 12:40 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JBUefXI.jpg?1
Gotta say she has the pretty doll face.. of a fucking mannequin
who would’ve thought the object of your affection was inanimate.
The fact that she has no tits no ass, proves that even more so,
like literally she’s got no body, fool you wifed up a sex doll torso.
Weirdo. Actually ending the relationship was your 1st mistake..
had the model girl, didn’t need to break up - just the latest upgrade.
And your obsession w/ the nose piercing was impossibly hostile
smh, this fucking sicko wouldn’t stop putting his cock in her nostrils.
That redundant head board was another fact shit extinguished,
^shorthand meaning she kept falling asleep cuz of wack cunnilingus.
Thought that she loved you at all, had to be insane, obviously..
question’s were you messing round or prepping her for a lobotomy?
So weak, waited til she was comfortable, then gave her a buzz
no I’m not talking bout the haircut loser.. I mean date rape drugs.
Why ya playing while she’s resting? S’even bitch in a bitch eyes
but fuck the prank, she said the truly childish joke was ya dick size.

...BODY.

Schadenfreude
03-03-2018, 04:27 PM
Didn't even notice that Larseny posted this.. cool lemme get some feedback.

sral
03-03-2018, 04:42 PM
Flo has an ext, he messaged earlier today bro

Hold fire!

Flow
03-04-2018, 06:37 AM
Will write something up quickly an stick it up in nect few hours if were all good with that. I got a bit carried away an did a 60 hour bender. My bad

sral
03-04-2018, 09:46 AM
Jay Welsh verse:


https://i.imgur.com/xejtKWR.jpg?1



Howd the winter tourny go for ya lol?

Yo

sun, sea, sand an cocktails, she spendin yo money like a boss
N jesus this beached whale got more sand in her vagina then schad after that Cash loss!
For real though, her right knees shadow look like a angry face yo
N both her knees look like they faced more uphill battles then 2triple0
Im all about killer thighs.. but with her id deffo plead the fifth
Shiit, you can still see the skull imprint of the last faggot this fatty laid with
Cus she got them thunder thighs an nipples that could turn ya gay
So if you hear thunder clappin, its cus everyone on that beach cheerin she flashed a mile away
Id guess her bpm like ...120...an thats just havin a rest
So much red meat clogging up her chest theres literally two burgers poppin out of her vest
Fact you make the sweet music with that mess..i feel for ya brother
If she a music lover its cus she looks like the product of dj khalad an missy elliot if they fucked each other
Shes like a fucking horror show, givin me a right scare
Way she blackens that "sandman" no wonder shes the thing of nightmares

Nick James
03-04-2018, 01:27 PM
Im all about killer thighs.. but with her id deffo plead the fifth
Shiit, you can still see the skull imprint of the last faggot this fatty laid with
Id guess her bpm like ...120...an thats just havin a rest
So much red meat clogging up her chest theres literally two burgers poppin out of her vest
Fact you make the sweet music with that mess..i feel for ya brother
If she a music lover its cus she looks like the product of dj khalad an missy elliot if they fucked each other

vs

Weirdo. Actually ending the relationship was your 1st mistake..
had the model girl, didn’t need to break up - just the latest upgrade.
So weak, waited til she was comfortable, then gave her a buzz
no I’m not talking bout the haircut loser.. I mean date rape drugs.
Why ya playing while she’s resting? S’even bitch in a bitch eyes
but fuck the prank, she said the truly childish joke was ya dick size.

its close.. both had some punches that hit pretty good and some that didnt. its rlly comin down to the one absolute haymaker u had a piece. Shads was the buzz cut.. clever as fuck. N flo's was the burgers joint.. bro that was fire on another level. I think that burgers punch did it for me.

vote - flo

Objective
03-05-2018, 01:14 AM
Schad - lol, nice couplet as the opener. The next two bars are ok, I like where you're going with this. lol @ latest upgrade. Meh @ the nostrils and can't really see how the wack cunnilingus disses her but it's a fun lil jab at your opponent regardless. hah @ lobotomy. Date rape drugs and dick size were meh to me, I think I'd like to see more jabs at the chick instead of angle shooting at Flo Real tbh but I enjoyed the verse regardless. Shit was cool af but feel it could have gone more savage on the chick in terms of insults directed at her.

Flo - Heavy hitting opener, to me at least and lol @ the follow up couplet. lol @ imprints. LMFAO @ flashed mile away line and burger punch. Feel for you brother was filler but worked as a set up for the khaled & missy line, still feel you could have done more with the follow up tho. Loved the Sandman/nightmare-joke, dope shit.

Vote - Schad had a consistent fucking verse but I feel like the jabs could have been hitting harder if he had focused even more on dissing the girl and it would have been a close battle that's be hard for me to vote on if he did. Jay had some heavy hitters for me that I was feeling and lol'd at, flashed mile away, burger, cash loss and Sandman line brought it home for me. I might be off there, I'm new to this whole thing regardless but I got to stay true to what I see.

Vote goes to Flo Real Dope fucking battle tho, props to both.

El Muffin
03-05-2018, 01:28 AM
Gotta say she has the pretty doll face.. of a fucking mannequin
who would’ve thought the object of your affection was inanimate.
(Ok . decent )
The fact that she has no tits no ass, proves that even more so,
like literally she’s got no body, fool you wifed up a sex doll torso.
(Lol . )
Weirdo. Actually ending the relationship was your 1st mistake..
had the model girl, didn’t need to break up - just the latest upgrade.
(Latter end of the punch didn't transition as clean as I expected . nevertheless a decent punch)
And your obsession w/ the nose piercing was impossibly hostile
smh, this fucking sicko wouldn’t stop putting his cock in her nostrils.
(Nah)
That redundant head board was another fact shit extinguished,
^shorthand meaning she kept falling asleep cuz of wack cunnilingus.
(Ehh)
Thought that she loved you at all, had to be insane, obviously..
question’s were you messing round or prepping her for a lobotomy?
(Clever observation not much clowning tho)
So weak, waited til she was comfortable, then gave her a buzz
no I’m not talking bout the haircut loser.. I mean date rape drugs.
(Nice)
Why ya playing while she’s resting? S’even bitch in a bitch eyes
but fuck the prank, she said the truly childish joke was ya dick size.
(Not feeling the close too much)

sun, sea, sand an cocktails, she spendin yo money like a boss
N jesus this beached whale got more sand in her vagina then schad after that Cash loss!
(Choppy n not really loving the board association on this pic)
For real though, her right knees shadow look like a angry face yo
N both her knees look like they faced more uphill battles then 2triple0
(Nah)
Im all about killer thighs.. but with her id deffo plead the fifth
Shiit, you can still see the skull imprint of the last faggot this fatty laid with
(Ok)
Cus she got them thunder thighs an nipples that could turn ya gay
So if you hear thunder clappin, its cus everyone on that beach cheerin she flashed a mile away
(Lol there you go)
Id guess her bpm like ...120...an thats just havin a rest
So much red meat clogging up her chest theres literally two burgers poppin out of her vest
(Got em)
Fact you make the sweet music with that mess..i feel for ya brother
If she a music lover its cus she looks like the product of dj khalad an missy elliot if they fucked each other
(Choppy but still humorous . ok)
Shes like a fucking horror show, givin me a right scare
Way she blackens that "sandman" no wonder shes the thing of nightmares
(Love the concept .. But lol @ blackens the sand .. Thstd like elementary racist jab but conceptually its sound .. Tie in was on point n you closed effectively )

Yeah I got Flo here surprisingly by like a almost quote

V/flo
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Barcotic
03-05-2018, 03:04 AM
Schad
model girl was gd, tweek the wording n it woulda ben fire
gave her a buzz lol hit

Flo
uphill battles was dece
thunder clappin lmao nice
sandman joint was OK

tbh close af, hated the misses by both, about even overall w/ standouts, ima go w/ consistency & lotb
v/flo real

sral
03-05-2018, 03:20 AM
I had this pretty much even on account of hits to be honest, it largely cane down to Sex Doll, gave her a buzz vs thunder clapping and burger nipples which was LOTB for me personally. There was a lot of close lines I could have quoted like Schads fucking her nostrils bar that was cool and Flo's sandman line in particular but overall i felt that Flo had the more consistency this round and did just enough to edge it out.

Vote - Flo Real

Kill Spree
03-05-2018, 09:25 AM
Torso
Model girl
Lobotomy was lol
Buzz was cool

Vs

Uphill
Thunder clap was nice
Red meat was hard
Khalid and missy could have been dope but stretched the fuck outa it

Cool battle here... very close I felt shad had the better misses and I got him with half a quote. Good shot y’all

V/shad