SUTHAVELI vs INFILTRATE - SUTH WINS!

[sral]

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Waddup, NCG's!

President Lars presents an interwebz world first with an event comedically described as "The revenge porn of text," in HOT OR THOT 2018! The idea is essentially that of a picture battle tournament, but with a unique twist. This time round everyone has submitted pictures of their ex-loves to be mercilessly torn to shreds by their opponents. It's a win/win for the battlers, providing they don't still hold a torch for their former flames of course!

I have to salute everyone involved for daring to tread where countless others were too afraid. I've been good to my word on not sharing any pictures publicly here prior to battle threads going up. So for those who chose to take a leap of faith in forwarding them to me and supporting this innovative idea, CATCH DAT +REP!

The format runs as follows: It's a 16 man tournament, (Robreezy that includes you). Battlers will be private messaged with their opponents pictures they're going to insult. Please don't share these beforehand to keep the LULZ alive and help make this tourney all the funnier! If you haven't already submitted your pics, NOW is the time to do so. Failure to submit a picture will result in you being replaced by one of the many standbys I have on call right now. The tourney will move on in knockout fashion until a winner is crowned.

If you're here, it's because I trust you're good to your word. Anyone that fails to participate accordingly won't be accepted in any further tourneys The Pres chooses to run. Those who show up and show out will get priority over other entrants in any and all future events I choose to run, as always!

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS MAKE THIS A CLASSIC!
Suthaveli Silver need your pics in ASAP plz!!!

[Suthaveli]

checkin in. 10 will do.

[Saint]

10 yea thx.

[Saint]

Did 12 Suthaveli g/l

http://i64.tinypic.com/swwfwj.jpg


Ya couldn't afford to buy her nice things. u lacked currency
That outfit screams 'downgraded clearance' more than Jared Kushners security
Anyy damn nigga has a shot to insert once they pass liquor;
I mean she's a Cold Floozy Son. every1 she slept w/ got sick this Past Winter
U wifed but was mad bitter. bih took the whole town for a whirl
Bet u'd rip 'em hoops off & play ring toss -- like her b4 nights Out w/ the Girls
Let me get this straight. my guy thought the tatt was really great?!
Lol try puttin the CrackDown. THAT'S 1 Dark Web no cyber cell would infiltrate
Feel the hate; a thousand protesters lined up to deny action
War's fixin to incite on her chest after she titty fucks that peace sign flaccid
And that dark room in the house? Ur kids dont see as relevant
The picture is clear - that how she raises em leads to Negative Development

[Suthaveli]

https://image.ibb.co/iESq8S/IMG_7587.jpg

Meh.

Come on Inf, This ain't cha ex. Quit w. ya reachin, homie
Da smut look like Lisa Bonét... da white generic version- Lisa Phonéy
w. Jason NoBruh Aqua man. but she aint worried bout tht side dood
She was taking a dive at this dive in & by tryin ta dive in that garbage can behind u
bich'a backpacker. Every day walkin da streets, but thas ya whore ta keep
When she follows d trails, she prefers them long so its only a matta of time before we meet
I can picture her at the Salon. My mind can't escape da horror:
Stylist: What do u want. Her: Ever watch Pirates of The Caribbean? Stylist: Say no more
Thirsty for da pirate facade- She's dingy af, her look is right on
Hell, peep da pic & u can see da bich even gotta hook on da right arm
Hide ya mirrors & hit from da back if u plan ta bring tht tragedy home
I'd hv'ta b stoned ta look at this Medusa bich while whoever boned da bich has'ta b stone


gluck Infiltrate

[El Muffin]

Ya couldn't afford to buy her nice things. u lacked currency
That outfit screams 'downgraded clearance' more than Jared Kushners security
(Ha, cool)
Anyy damn nigga has a shot to insert once they pass liquor;
I mean she's a Cold Floozy Son. every1 she slept w/ got sick this Past Winter
(Ehhh the wp works but something about how how the 3 words transition is off to me)
U wifed but was mad bitter. bih took the whole town for a whirl
Bet u'd rip 'em hoops off & play ring toss -- like her b4 nights Out w/ the Girls
(Eh Ok)
Let me get this straight. my guy thought the tatt was really great?!
Lol try puttin the CrackDown. THAT'S 1 Dark Web no cyber cell would infiltrate
(Cool)
Feel the hate; a thousand protesters lined up to deny action
War's fixin to incite on her chest after she titty fucks that peace sign flaccid
(Eh)
And that dark room in the house? Ur kids dont see as relevant
The picture is clear - that how she raises em leads to Negative Development
(Like the angle here )


Come on Inf, This ain't cha ex. Quit w. ya reachin, homie
Da smut look like Lisa Bonét... da white generic version- Lisa Phonéy
( .. Slight internal chuckle)
w. Jason NoBruh Aqua man. but she aint worried bout tht side dood
She was taking a dive at this dive in & by tryin ta dive in that garbage can behind u
(Ehhh )
bich'a backpacker. Every day walkin da streets, but thas ya whore ta keep
When she follows d trails, she prefers them long so its only a matta of time before we meet
(Ehhh )
I can picture her at the Salon. My mind can't escape da horror:
Stylist: What do u want. Her: Ever watch Pirates of The Caribbean? Stylist: Say no more
(LMAO LOTB)
Thirsty for da pirate facade- She's dingy af, her look is right on
Hell, peep da pic & u can see da bich even gotta hook on da right arm
(Ehh observation n play off prior pirate line)
Hide ya mirrors & hit from da back if u plan ta bring tht tragedy home
I'd hv'ta b stoned ta look at this Medusa bich while whoever boned da bich has'ta b stone
(Ok)

Think I got inf here

But dude pirate of carribean line killed me

V/inf

[Geno]

Inf had
Security
Cold floozy

Everytbing else was kind of missing for me tbr

Sutherland had..
Dumpster diving.. Coulda been a bit better but it worked
Pirates of carribean leaned me. Bar of battle
Medusa was ki da soft but ill take it..

Got suth here.
Idk. Inf just wasnt driving shit home.imo

[Vulgar]

Ya couldn't afford to buy her nice things. u lacked currency
That outfit screams 'downgraded clearance' more than Jared Kushners security
lol
Anyy damn nigga has a shot to insert once they pass liquor;
I mean she's a Cold Floozy Son. every1 she slept w/ got sick this Past Winter
lol
U wifed but was mad bitter. bih took the whole town for a whirl
Bet u'd rip 'em hoops off & play ring toss -- like her b4 nights Out w/ the Girls
This was a miss for me
Let me get this straight. my guy thought the tatt was really great?!
Lol try puttin the CrackDown. THAT'S 1 Dark Web no cyber cell would infiltrate
haha
Feel the hate; a thousand protesters lined up to deny action
War's fixin to incite on her chest after she titty fucks that peace sign flaccid
Creative but a little awkward
And that dark room in the house? Ur kids dont see as relevant
The picture is clear - that how she raises em leads to Negative Development
Wow

Come on Inf, This ain't cha ex. Quit w. ya reachin, homie
Da smut look like Lisa Bonét... da white generic version- Lisa Phonéy
lol she does have the look
w. Jason NoBruh Aqua man. but she aint worried bout tht side dood
She was taking a dive at this dive in & by tryin ta dive in that garbage can behind u
Solid
bich'a backpacker. Every day walkin da streets, but thas ya whore ta keep
When she follows d trails, she prefers them long so its only a matta of time before we meet
I don't get this
I can picture her at the Salon. My mind can't escape da horror:
Stylist: What do u want. Her: Ever watch Pirates of The Caribbean? Stylist: Say no more
lmao
Thirsty for da pirate facade- She's dingy af, her look is right on
Hell, peep da pic & u can see da bich even gotta hook on da right arm
Creative
Hide ya mirrors & hit from da back if u plan ta bring tht tragedy home
I'd hv'ta b stoned ta look at this Medusa bich while whoever boned da bich has'ta b stone
Ok

Close battle, I think Suthaveli edges it a bit with humor and flair. But great battle, I enjoyed it.

[Diablo]

Suth: Enjoyed the opening line actually, dive line was cool, Pirates line was probably your best line and that was great, hook arm was a great visual follow up as well tbh. I feelllike you could have mentioned the whole pirate thing earlier on and then really put together a character assassination type verse on that wavelength and really gone to town here with lines about that ish right through and made this even better. As it is, it's still a solid showing, highs and lows throughout really but when it's good (toward the end) it's really good.


Inf: in all honesty I didn't get the opener here, Cold floozy was cool, ring toss needed rewording naybe i thought (decent idea, just too wordy maybe?), Dark web was dope and fresh, prob my fave line of yours actually, peace sign flaccid was okay but could have been better, closer was good too

Tough little battle here. Both had highs and lows, I didn't get Inf's opener in truth which may take away something from it but Suth's pirate attack was what decided this for me here I think. The comedic factor overpowered the bars in inf's for me.

Vote - Suth

[Nick James]

bich'a backpacker. Every day walkin da streets, but thas ya whore ta keep
When she follows d trails, she prefers them long so its only a matta of time before we meet
Hide ya mirrors & hit from da back if u plan ta bring tht tragedy home
I'd hv'ta b stoned ta look at this Medusa bich while whoever boned da bich has'ta b stone

vs

Anyy damn nigga has a shot to insert once they pass liquor;
I mean she's a Cold Floozy Son. every1 she slept w/ got sick this Past Winter
Let me get this straight. my guy thought the tatt was really great?!
Lol try puttin the CrackDown. THAT'S 1 Dark Web no cyber cell would infiltrate
Feel the hate; a thousand protesters lined up to deny action
War's fixin to incite on her chest after she titty fucks that peace sign flaccid


suth's closer was dope. I culdnt rlly get into too much other than that I just felt like u culda went at more angles n harder on this pic. inf's quotes were actually all haymakers. cold floozy was devastating. took this one kinda easy.

vote - inf

[sral]

3-2 UPPING!

[dull boy]

Vote - Infiltrate

[bleak]

Ya couldn't afford to buy her nice things. u lacked currency
That outfit screams 'downgraded clearance' more than Jared Kushners security
Anyy damn nigga has a shot to insert once they pass liquor;
I mean she's a Cold Floozy Son. every1 she slept w/ got sick this Past Winter
Let me get this straight. my guy thought the tatt was really great?!
Lol try puttin the CrackDown. THAT'S 1 Dark Web no cyber cell would infiltrate
Peace sign was ight too just didn't grind my gears
Idk these were generous as quotes just the best out of it, the rest kinda missed w/ me. These hit for sure but could have been stronger. I feel like Inf had to write like 60 bars this week these didn't feel inspired like the other recent shit I've read. The material was there for sure, I think you thrive more in just a heads up text battle as opposed to pics.

me on Inf, This ain't cha ex. Quit w. ya reachin, homie
Da smut look like Lisa Bonét... da white generic version- Lisa Phonéy
bich'a backpacker. Every day walkin da streets, but thas ya whore ta keep
When she follows d trails, she prefers them long so its only a matta of time before we meet
I can picture her at the Salon. My mind can't escape da horror:
Stylist: What do u want. Her: Ever watch Pirates of The Caribbean? Stylist: Say no more
-- fucking in orbit off this shit I can't even lmfao these are my favorite facebook memes which helped for sure.
Thirsty for da pirate facade- She's dingy af, her look is right on
Hell, peep da pic & u can see da bich even gotta hook on da right arm

Hide ya mirrors & hit from da back if u plan ta bring tht tragedy home
I'd hv'ta b stoned ta look at this Medusa bich while whoever boned da bich has'ta b stone
--this is not a QUOTE I just laughed at how deadpan it read to me. Like it had me on a road that disappeared from under me lol
gluck Infiltrate

I got Suth here but not to take completely away from Inf's verse, he had some highlights I just think it fell a little flat.

Fucked up the quotes on the tablet but you get it

[Objective]

Inf - Had to look up who Jared Kushner was but thought it hit well once I got it. Liked the pass liqour set up, even tho I'm new to this shit and wouldn't have done better myself I still feel like you got the skills to do better with the follow up. Hoops shit was cool, lol @ dark web line. Peace sign flaccid was meh but liked the line before that. Nice closure, lol.

Suthaveli - A bit of a reach on the Phoney nameplay but cool enough opener. lol @ garbage can but got mixed feelings about the ''my dick is bigger than yours'' concept with the implied joke of her only going for big dicks. Idk. lmfao @ pirates caribbean line. Ok last 4 lines.

Vote - I feel it's kinda close, I found Suth's lines to be more enjoyable with the Caribbean line etc. but overall I think Inf edges it for me. Inf gets my vote.