I start my first Jiu-Jitsu class on monday.

[veritas]

Very excited. I have not felt this sort of nervous excitement about something in a long time, my Brethren of the Lime. This feels right. It feels like the next logical progression.

I am mentally preparing for a great humbling.

Any tips or advice from experienced grapplers here?

[Amen]

Diode Ronin jilti

[veritas]

Thank you, gloss

[Amen]

*Amen or Dre.

Gloss is equivalent to "Fat wife", which I know you did not appreciate.

It's made up fuckery, that holds no truth. At least on my end. You always preach about how different you are and above the rest. Calling me "gloss" contradicts that statement, agree?

[El Muffin]

Lol

@ "gloss "being a hate crime na

[Enbombz]

The gloss people have been oppressed for too long!

[veritas]

I see your point. The only difference is that I do not get bothered by words. Fat wife or bald or any thing else. I have no beef with you. If my words offended you I apologize, Dre.

[El Muffin]

Omfg tags bruh

[Amen]

Lol, text doesn't offend me either. However, it isn't my name or username lol.

[veritas]

I’m sorry Dre.

[big baby]

pwease don't call me gwoss got beebs

[veritas]

Dre I just had a thought.

I realize now that the way you handled this will only encourage the heathen here to call you gloss. I can’t apologize for that. But I am sincerely sorry for inadvertently starting this.

[Amen]

It's all good, man. I'll handle accordingly. The only ones that call me that, are those jealous or insecure.

[veritas]

It's all good, man. I'll handle accordingly. The only ones that call me that, are those jealous or insecure.

Elab. You have been on a winning streak lately. Follow up tell the people why they are jealous. Tell them how they are insecure. Get them

[Enbombz]

Fuck, everybody jealous and insecure. Gloss the only one holding it together.

[bleak]

Glossed in translation and Bob Gloss- the joy of failing are literally slaying me @ work my colleague asked if I was okay lmfao I can't w/ this thread

[veritas]

Fuck, everybody jealous and insecure. Gloss the only one holding it together.

It’s Dre or Amen.

[veritas]

The tags are pretty funny I can’t lie. Fair enough Dre?

[Amen]

They definitely are funny.

[Geno]

Lmmfaoooooo
The tags omg yooo hahahah. Best tags ever lmmfaoooo

[veritas]

Insane clown glossy nuked me into obliteration.

[Geno]

Lmmfao..
Word. Hats off to the mad tagger.
This one is priceless

[veritas]

Glossary tagger and insane clown glossy tagger step forward to receive thine reps please

[veritas]

Oh snap at glossy bear waka waka brilliant. Tagger step forward for reps

[Saint]

Loll that & bob gloss + a few others r mine

[Amen]

Big gloss man, end of book glossary, glossberg, glossed in translation, glosstomy bag, glossymodo, santa gloss were all good.

[Fart]

looking forward to your joe rogan guest appearance

[Amen]

Loll that & bob gloss + a few others r mine

You are on my shit list now, Infiltration.

[Kill Spree]

Big gloss man, end of book glossary, glossberg, glossed in translation, glosstomy bag, glossymodo, santa gloss were all good.

Who did the big gloss man

[Amen]

IDK, they deserve a neg from me and rep from you, tho LOL.

[Saitama]

revolver glosselot

[El Muffin]

revolver glosselot

Deaddd

[Kill Spree]

IDK, they deserve a neg from me and rep from you, tho LOL.

Just give me my reps for that and insane clown glossy

[Amen]

I will nuke you.

[Nick James]

hardest ive ever laughed on here

[veritas]

revolver glosselot

I just swerved off the roadddddd

[Inno]

Santa gloss Christmas dicklips omfg!

Young glossy da DSL tho

[Nick James]

Gloston red cocks

[Nick James]

glossons creek

[Nick James]

Gloss me baby one more time

[veritas]

Santa gloss Christmas dicklips omfg!

Young glossy da DSL tho

You are welcome

[Amen]

Gloss me baby one more time

This was horrible, dude.

[El Muffin]

Crippler Gloss Face

[veritas]

This was horrible, dude.

Agreed.

[veritas]

Gloss face crippler

Beat me to it muff

[veritas]

The psychological fear of having lips that will repel dicks....glosstrophobia.

[El Muffin]

The psychological fear of having lips that will repel dicks....glosstrophobia.

Hahahahaha

Tf

[Nick James]

This was horrible, dude.

this shit aint easy bro.. it gloss to be the boss

[El Muffin]

Where .. In the world .. Is

Glossy Sandiego

[Amen]

Funny my last name is similar, Muff.

V, that was dope.

[veritas]

Thanks Dre. You are being a good sport about this. It will help you get over.

[Inno]

You are welcome

Repped

[El Muffin]

No sex in the gloss stained room

[Nick James]

Thanks Dre. You are being a good sport about this. It will help you get over.

yall are just swappin gloss at this point

[El Muffin]

Its time to gloss this madness

[Nick James]

veritas is the real fag in this tho

gloss or no gloss

[veritas]

Where .. In the world .. Is

Glossy Sandiego



Reps when I get to desktop

[veritas]

veritas is the real fag in this tho

gloss or no gloss

I can’t wait for when I care about what you post.

[Nick James]

well I never post penis so that aint happenin

[veritas]

Sighs. Take whatever conception you have of what you think you are doing and throw it out the window. If you want to dance then let me lead. If you want my attention then earn it.

[Nick James]

excuse me? dont u dare gloss me over

[veritas]

Sighs like this:

“Glossters: Glosstrailian for queer.”

[Nick James]

I rest my case

[Witty]

I did glossed in translation.

[Destroyer]

Maximum amount of tags?
That’s weak

[Destroyer]

Insert Ryan Glossling gif

[El Muffin]

Insert Ryan Glossling gif

This is a thing ?

Or you just created the Ryan glossling phenomena

Just now

[El Muffin]

Maximum amount of tags?
That’s weak


Ill delete randy gloss

Arm yourself n fire

[bleak]

Lol accidentally negged witty based on a very ingrained habit but he deserved it anyways

[Witty]

Your negs do not hurt me boy.

[Incredible]

https://image.ibb.co/bVDeL7/2018_03_03_22_13_37.jpg

[El Muffin]

Nahh

[Amen]

https://image.ibb.co/bVDeL7/2018_03_03_22_13_37.jpg

Neg'd..

[veritas]

This is how trends start.


Jiu-jitsu and gloss lips too.

[Destroyer]

Ill delete randy gloss

Arm yourself n fire

Thank you kind sir

[Kill Spree]

Glossary tagger and insane clown glossy tagger step forward to receive thine reps please

I’m here

[veritas]

Noted

[El Muffin]

Glosstradamus has to be Destroyer

Confirm my clairvoyance

[Amen]

Nigga read my mind 4 pages ago...

[bleak]

Yo im glossed in space on this fkn thread lmao gloss punchline cypher in NBL next week plz so we dont see them in every verse

[Barcotic]

tugloss shakur

[Objective]

A friend of mine started with that shit. He was walking around like some limp mofo for a couple weeks. I would say: listen when your sensei or whatever the fuck they call themselves tell you not to move when showing something lol.

[Destroyer]

Glosstradamus has to be Destroyer

Confirm my clairvoyance

You have the sight

[Amen]

Yo im glossed in space on this fkn thread lmao gloss punchline cypher in NBL next week plz so we dont see them in every verse

Punches were made a couple of years ago dummy.

[Diode]

my creation has gotten out of control.

i'm so proud.

[Kill Spree]

Hippopotagloss

Glossadile dundee

Glossamole

[veritas]

my creation has gotten out of control.

i'm so proud.

Aside from being prepared to be humbled anything I should know or expect from first class ?

[Inno]

tugloss shakur

Terrible, terrible- Charles Glossly

[Inno]

May the gloss be with you.

[bleak]

Punches were made a couple of years ago dummy.

Oh yeah sorry I'm not here every day of my life for what like 7 years straight Neil DeGloss Tyson

[Inno]

Good lord

[Nick James]

LMAO neil degloss tyson

game over

[veritas]

During world war 2 all the lips that refused dicks were eventually forced to at Glosswich.

[Nick James]

if it requires any type of set up and/or explanation it just falls flat veritas

I kno u aint familiar with flat, fat wife n all, but please adjust accordingly.

[Geno]

Bak to thread topic. Awesome veritas. I hope u fare well bro. U seem to be in decent health from pics ive seen. Get lean and become a beast. One day i hooe to see u competing in this coarse your taking would be dope. Good to have u bak. This site needs you

[Nick James]

I hope u get killed

and by killed I mean put in a triangle choke til death.

[Geno]

The glossy knoll
Bill glossby
Glossed and found
At gloss range
Glosst bite

[Nick James]

veritas been clinchin dudes all his life BJJ aint nothin new for him

[veritas]

Someone please tell nick james that he is failing here.

[veritas]

Bak to thread topic. Awesome veritas. I hope u fare well bro. U seem to be in decent health from pics ive seen. Get lean and become a beast. One day i hooe to see u competing in this coarse your taking would be dope. Good to have u bak. This site needs you

Good to be back. Still having some contradictory impulses but I will work through it. I am nervous and excited. Thank you for your kind words.

[Barcotic]

stone cold steve glosstin

[Nick James]

Someone please tell nick james that he is failing here.

you will address me directly or not at all.

u cant avoid conflicts all ur life pussy

[Useless]

Gi or nogi?

[Amen]

Someone tell Barcotic his last 2 attempts have been utter failures.

[Barcotic]

glossy balboa

[Clout]

Someone tell Barcotic his last 2 attempts have been utter failures.

May i have a crack at being insecure & jealous by making a poor NP at this gloss stuff?

[Nick James]

ur disqualified for askin tbr

[Nick James]

I wont stand nor sit for it

[Clout]

ur disqualified for askin tbr

=,(

T'Challah will come for you!

[Nick James]

the fuck you just call me?

[Clout]

the fuck you just call me?

Black Panther bro, c'mon white boy get with the times!

/\

That was my america hood talk it work? fine ill go sit on my iceberg an contemplate my failures nicky

[Nick James]

ill pretzel u up like a baseball game my dude

[Clout]

ill pretzel u up like a baseball game my dude

Idk man, i prefer curly fries.

[Nick James]

Black Panther bro, c'mon white boy get with the times!

/\

That was my america hood talk it work? fine ill go sit on my iceberg an contemplate my failures nicky

no matter fact get back here

[Nick James]

Idk man, i prefer curly fries.

dont try neutral comments wit me bro

[Clout]

dont try neutral comments wit me bro

I can't shift out of it need a new clutch, sorry man. Along with a windshield haha

[Nick James]

ill make u a damn boxing highlight u make another thread like that

we clear?

[Clout]

ill make u a damn boxing highlight u make another thread like that

we clear?

<3 you made this sky scraping beanpole happy.

i love nerding out on boxing haha.

[Nick James]

new sheriff in town. u pm me before u do anything aside from quickreplies

[Nick James]

anything else will be considered an act of war and will be dealt wit accordingly.

[Nick James]

ur dismissed

[veritas]

Gi or nogi?


No gi. Do you have any pointers for first class?

[veritas]

My goodness gracias look at Little Nicky go!

[Nick James]

so we meet again

[Nick James]

any last words?

[Nick James]

thought so.

who u bring wit u?

a fat bitch thats who

[veritas]

What would you like? You don’t have to ruin my thread. Just talk honest with me. Drop the pretence.

[Nick James]

ok cool. glad we can be honest wit each other.

ill go first..

Honestly I think ur a faggot.

your turn

[Eŋg]

man i sprained by MCL pretty badly a week ago playing football, and i've never taken a formal jiu jitsu class, but i'm pretty sure i'd wrap you up V. while your smooth head will benefit escapes from certain submissions, your wild beard is a definite hindrance.

[Vulgar]

I do jiujitsu every other weekend. It's going to be a humbling experience for you for sure, but once you understand where you shouldn't be at all times positionally, your superior strength will kick in and you'll start to make people feel more and more uncomfortable with what they're trying to impose on you.

It's okay to get nasty and try to beat your opponents during sparring, but when you crank on limbs, try to be charitable, or they'll get you back and it won't be enjoyable.

[Clout]

I do jiujitsu every other weekend. It's going to be a humbling experience for you for sure, but once you understand where you shouldn't be at all times positionally, your superior strength will kick in and you'll start to make people feel more and more uncomfortable with what they're trying to impose on you.

It's okay to get nasty and try to beat your opponents during sparring, but when you crank on limbs, try to be charitable, or they'll get you back and it won't be enjoyable.

I might be too tall for ju jitsu. I'd be tied in knots haha. I wouldn't stand a chance. So salute an respect hopefully you starting doing the humbling instead of being humbled in the near future!

[Vulgar]

To my understanding, jiujitsu favors long legs, it's more advantageous for keeping your opponent in your guard (legs latched around their back) and you can put up your legs as a barrier/lock up chokes and holds using your legs. Don't be discouraged, it's really just about styles vs. styles IMO. I felt like a baby when I went against a black belt for the first time. Completely helpless, lol. I'm a white belt.

[veritas]

Vulgar that helped tremendously. thank you for your truthful and encouraging words. I wish you the best.

[Amen]

man i sprained by MCL pretty badly a week ago playing football, and i've never taken a formal jiu jitsu class, but i'm pretty sure i'd wrap you up V. while your smooth head will benefit escapes from certain submissions, your wild beard is a definite hindrance.

Stfu, wrap yourself in a plastic bag and throw thyself in the trash bin, dude.

You're boring.

[Ghost1]

LMAO

A++ thread

[Diode]

Vulgar that helped tremendously. thank you for your truthful and encouraging words. I wish you the best.

Vulgar got that Helio filter on. I love long legs, the better to lock.

Anyway - do you legitimately want assistance here or no?

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’ve a .500 amateur mma record

Criode is just going into his first barnyard match at 35

Slide in the PMs if you want real advice

[Nick James]

Im scared to see the pm's between veritas n knuck where in which grapplin bodies is the topic

[Diode]

I’ve a .500 amateur mma record

Criode is just going into his first barnyard match at 35

Slide in the PMs if you want real advice

you "fought" with headgear with a bunch of teenagers at an ammy promo in backwoods nowhereville. half you fucking turds have the footwork of a brick wall and march in upright like a goddamned mummy. you lay there like dead fish when you inevitably get shot in on and slammed on your ass. please stop with this mma record nonsense. it's about a legit as a backyard pro wrestling superstar.

anyway, the subject here is grappling, of which you have zero knowledge or ability. i've spent over 6 years 4-5 days a week on the mat teaching, drilling, and rolling while competing on and off as life allows. you stepped into a pressboard ring with a high school freshman and played pattycake once. not the same ballgame, not the same sport, not even the same fucking reality.

miss me with that nonsense and the hur hur hur i was just joking to get a rise up out of you. not even mad, just tired of your latest gimmick.

sit down.

[Nick James]

#finishhim

[Amen]

I’ve a .500 amateur mma record

Criode is just going into his first barnyard match at 35

Slide in the PMs if you want real advice

I legit was going to tag you only because I remember you saying this as a troll - didn't expect for you to comment this shit, ROFL...

Stop CUH... Lmaoooooo

[veritas]

Vulgar got that Helio filter on. I love long legs, the better to lock.

Anyway - do you legitimately want assistance here or no?

Yes please I do.

[Destroyer]

Be prepared to learn how to fall for awhile
Im not attaching your abilities, I’m just pretty sure that’s taught first

[veritas]

Be prepared to learn how to fall for awhile
Im not attaching your abilities, I’m just pretty sure that’s taught first

Man lol tbh I am attacking my abilities because in this world I have none. I am legit preparing myself for a long and painful and rewarding journey. It’s nervous but exciting

[Amen]

Any particular reason why you have chosen jujitsu?

Do you plan to compete?

Are you doing it for health reasons? As in to "Stay in shape"?

Or just because it's kind of the norm for older Caucasians to fit in with the younger dudes doing it?

[Diode]

Yes please I do.

first and foremost, pay a visit to the bjj subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/

Leverage the sidebar for a lot of really good posts but there also isn't a day that goes by without someone making a thread about starting/thinking about starting for the first time and asking a lot of the same questions you currently have.

Some initial thoughts I usually provide that you'll also find replicated above. Most will take several months if not years to get a handle on.

1) Breathe. This will be difficult for quite some time, but when you find yourself getting frustrated or feel a bit out of control/helpless/etc, just breathe. Controlling your breathing and physical output is one of the hardest yet most important things to do. You'll marvel at both giant behemoths and tiny gymnasts having seemingly unlimited gas tanks rolling with you nearly to the point of effortlessness. This can be demoralizing but just know that all they are doing (aside from having spent far more time at this than you) is controlling their breathing and timing.

2) Ego. You have a good handle on this concept so I won't lecture you. It's a rare person that feels nothing when being physically manhandled by what perceptually is a less capable individual. Just remember at all times that this is not the beginning and ending of your world, your self, and your worth. It's pajama or pajama-less wrasslin. Nobody cares how many times you get submitted (and you will) or by whom. None of it really matters. You're there for the mental and physical workout. If you're getting caught in the same situation time and time again (and you will), think of it as a challenge. You are never competing against your training partners, only yourself. When the day is done ask yourself if you're better than you were yesterday - and if not, what can you do to improve it? This is the real lesson. Try not to get caught up in your ego. I promise that you nor anyone is going to walk in day one and become BJ Penn overnight. Tap early, tap often.

3) Stretch. Especially at our age, stretching and mobility exercises are vital to prevent injury. Those joints and ligaments aren't the same elastic pieces they used to be. Stretch before and, if possible, after every training session. Your body will thank you later.

4) Listen. YouTube and Social Media are a gift and a curse to the beginner. You get a sneak preview at all the cool, superhuman movements your body will eventually be capable of making if you put in enough time. However, these are massive distractions against what you need to focus on for the time being: the basics. Passing guard, retaining guard, standup takedowns and defenses (if applicable), side control, mount, and especially posture need to be your vocabulary along with defense in your first year or two. Berimbolos and iminari rolls are sweet looking techniques but that's all they should be for now. Learning good fundamentals will ensure you have a path to success when the flashy movements go out the window as you get better at this (Miyao-types excepted).

5) Patience. A belt is just a piece of cloth that keeps your gi on. See #2 - you aren't going to become a black belt overnight. Average term is 10 years. There will be ruts and funks that last for months or even longer. It's part of the process of any sport, not just BJJ. As long as you keep showing up, you will improve. There are no shortcuts. Keep your head in the game and have fun. Unlike most legitimate martial arts, grappling can be done well into old age if you're smart and patient about it. Helio was still doing seminars into his 90s.

6) Drama. Avoid gym politics, cult mentality, bruised egos, and all of the other things that come with a crowded room of competitive human beings. You'll make great, possibly lifelong friends with your training partners and need to know where the line is. I've seen entire gyms torn apart because of infidelity, insecurity, and jealousy. Don't be part of that scene.

That's it off the top. If you have specific questions I'll be happy to answer.

[Diode]

Be prepared to learn how to fall for awhile
Im not attaching your abilities, I’m just pretty sure that’s taught first

No, that's more of a judo thing. If he's going to a gym that offers both then that's great. Otherwise, day one is typically shrimping, guard, and if a self-defense focused gym maybe technical standups.

[veritas]

first and foremost, pay a visit to the bjj subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/

Leverage the sidebar for a lot of really good posts but there also isn't a day that goes by without someone making a thread about starting/thinking about starting for the first time and asking a lot of the same questions you currently have.

Some initial thoughts I usually provide that you'll also find replicated above. Most will take several months if not years to get a handle on.

1) Breathe. This will be difficult for quite some time, but when you find yourself getting frustrated or feel a bit out of control/helpless/etc, just breathe. Controlling your breathing and physical output is one of the hardest yet most important things to do. You'll marvel at both giant behemoths and tiny gymnasts having seemingly unlimited gas tanks rolling with you nearly to the point of effortlessness. This can be demoralizing but just know that all they are doing (aside from having spent far more time at this than you) is controlling their breathing and timing.

2) Ego. You have a good handle on this concept so I won't lecture you. It's a rare person that feels nothing when being physically manhandled by what perceptually is a less capable individual. Just remember at all times that this is not the beginning and ending of your world, your self, and your worth. It's pajama or pajama-less wrasslin. Nobody cares how many times you get submitted (and you will) or by whom. None of it really matters. You're there for the mental and physical workout. If you're getting caught in the same situation time and time again (and you will), think of it as a challenge. You are never competing against your training partners, only yourself. When the day is done ask yourself if you're better than you were yesterday - and if not, what can you do to improve it? This is the real lesson. Try not to get caught up in your ego. I promise that you nor anyone is going to walk in day one and become BJ Penn overnight. Tap early, tap often.

3) Stretch. Especially at our age, stretching and mobility exercises are vital to prevent injury. Those joints and ligaments aren't the same elastic pieces they used to be. Stretch before and, if possible, after every training session. Your body will thank you later.

4) Listen. YouTube and Social Media are a gift and a curse to the beginner. You get a sneak preview at all the cool, superhuman movements your body will eventually be capable of making if you put in enough time. However, these are massive distractions against what you need to focus on for the time being: the basics. Passing guard, retaining guard, standup takedowns and defenses (if applicable), side control, mount, and especially posture need to be your vocabulary along with defense in your first year or two. Berimbolos and iminari rolls are sweet looking techniques but that's all they should be for now. Learning good fundamentals will ensure you have a path to success when the flashy movements go out the window as you get better at this (Miyao-types excepted).

5) Patience. A belt is just a piece of cloth that keeps your gi on. See #2 - you aren't going to become a black belt overnight. Average term is 10 years. There will be ruts and funks that last for months or even longer. It's part of the process of any sport, not just BJJ. As long as you keep showing up, you will improve. There are no shortcuts. Keep your head in the game and have fun. Unlike most legitimate martial arts, grappling can be done well into old age if you're smart and patient about it. Helio was still doing seminars into his 90s.

6) Drama. Avoid gym politics, cult mentality, bruised egos, and all of the other things that come with a crowded room of competitive human beings. You'll make great, possibly lifelong friends with your training partners and need to know where the line is. I've seen entire gyms torn apart because of infidelity, insecurity, and jealousy. Don't be part of that scene.

That's it off the top. If you have specific questions I'll be happy to answer.

Thank you. That was a thoughtful and insightful post. I will rely my thoughts feelings after class tonight.

[Nick James]

Thank you. That was a thoughtful and insightful post. I will rely my thoughts feelings after class tonight.

god please dont

[veritas]

god please dont

Why not?

[Nick James]

aside from the obvious?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don’t listen to criode he wants you to lose

Fuck reddit you aren’t a basic bitch are you? You’re a man, no?
You want to head over to a mirror site of the former KickAssTorrents that still has an active link to “Barry Johansson Ju Jitsu Justice 4”. Within that zip is another zip containing a file extension only usable on a Windows phone. That will tell you everything you need to know.

It’s important you read that and then revisit this post. Don’t go any further yet it’s laws apply directly to the building blocks I’m about to lay down.

1) Carbs. Eat a lot of them. And ham. You want to be your heaviest so no one can move you. Don’t fill up on greasy snacks though because you’ll have to tackle a jelly belly on top of everything else.

2) Ego. Bring it on. Get pumped. You are the MIND assassin and now it’s time to become the BODY assasin. Inflate your ego like a flat tire before a state inspection. Everything in life is a mind game. This is a big reason to not be a dime a dozen cunt like criode on reddit up voting all day. Everyone knows that stuff. You want that secret society knowledge. Use what you’ve learned to intimidate your new enemies. Segue to.....

3) Lie. Say you’re new to the area and we’re a 5th dan at your old dojo in North Dakota. Make up people with confidence you’ve manhandled. “Oh yeah, beat Gustav Pique in 9 rolls with a sidebar leg jerk back in the Morrison Era. Shit of a time.”
This will break them down to levels they thought unknown. So...

4) Also lie to yourself. Believe what they believe. Recreate bjj in your mind and put on a showcase. They can’t defend what they don’t know. Swing your arms wildly and stare at their limbs like your going to fuck them off.

This is all you need. You won’t need to stretch or breathe because you’ll never become exhausted. You’ll win in seconds flat. Sometimes without even touching your opponent. The belt is not a piece of clothe it is a trophy just like the scalps of your naysayers.

[Ghost1]

Any particular reason why you have chosen jujitsu?

Do you plan to compete?

Are you doing it for health reasons? As in to "Stay in shape"?

Or just because it's kind of the norm for older Caucasians to fit in with the younger dudes doing it?

so basically the only point of this post was to say the last line.

[Ghost1]

#finishhim

that's my thing. cease and desist.

[veritas]

that's my thing. cease and desist.

Please enlighten your cringey nephew.

[Nick James]

bags is everything uve tried to be for the whole 5 yrs uve been postin here..

ur a delusional imposter n I refuse to let u skate by any longer

[Diode]

cringeworthy new gimmick

cool.

[~RustyGunZ~]

When a gimmick of mine turns out cringe I can move on to something else

You just have to live being a cringe and a criode

[veritas]

bags is everything uve tried to be for the whole 5 yrs uve been postin here..

ur a delusional imposter n I refuse to let u skate by any longer

Ask bags if that is true. He and I have actually developed a decent and respectful friendship in reality. Ask him if your assessment of me is true. Ask him bout me lil Nicky

[Nick James]

only a vegetable incapable of formin their own conclusion wuld weigh their opinion thru a third party and/or refer someone to that third party

continue to reach for the stars woody

just do it when im not around cuz I will put u back in ur hole. kaybye

[Witty]

Veritas is essentially the antithesis of bags tho.

[Amen]

so basically the only point of this post was to say the last line.

No.

[Nick James]

you will die here

right on page 9 of this thread. page 10 will be reserved for petunias n memorials..

try me witty

today is not the day

[Witty]

Ok then.

[veritas]

Ok then.

Lol ikr?

[veritas]

So nick...let’s chat.

What is your beef with me? Let’s start there.

[Diode]

When a gimmick of mine turns out cringe I can move on to something else

You just have to live being a cringe and a criode

ok then looking fwd to the next gimmick

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’m thinking Scheinberg loses his money and turns into a muff 2013 character

[Nick James]

you are boring and wont provide near notta topical/book/or atleast a fuckin mag for somethin.

that is the root of the matter

contribute or face the ridicule

ill be there every move u make n idc wat new technique u practicin

[veritas]

you are boring and wont provide near notta topical/book/or atleast a fuckin mag for somethin.

that is the root of the matter

contribute or face the ridicule

ill be there every move u make n idc wat new technique u practicin



That’s fair. I see your point. If you need help writing something let me know. If you wanna battlel lemme know

[veritas]

Diode out diodes Seth again.

Seth perhaps change your tactic?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Diode out diodes Seth again.

Seth perhaps change your tactic?

Not sure what you mean. I don’t want to be more diode

[veritas]

I see your point. Let’s take this step by step: what is your beef with him?

[Useless]

No gi. Do you have any pointers for first class?

Start with gi first. Then progress to nogi

[Clout]

Start with gi first. Then progress to nogi

Is it Tall guy friendly? this form of martial arts?

[Nick James]

I knew u liked em tall

[Diode]

Is it Tall guy friendly? this form of martial arts?

BJJ is for everyone.

[Clout]

BJJ is for everyone.

Alright, cool. I'm just so damn long limbed lol. Its why i chose boxing being 6'7 and some change. Definitely helps out in the ring. My flatmate in college is like 5'9? man he wraps my scrawny ass up. He is a wrestler, i know its different but its still a grappling art. Being so small compared to me its hard to stop him. TBF i can't really sprawl in our apartment not enough room haha. I have to duck my head to walk in the living room =(.

Figured i'd ask thanks for the speedy response!

[Clout]

I knew u liked em tall

Hi little nicky <3

[~RustyGunZ~]

I see your point. Let’s take this step by step: what is your beef with him?

Don’t have none lol just funny to trigger him

He’s a nice dude just very proud (what you see as egotistical)

[veritas]

Don’t have none lol just funny to trigger him

He’s a nice dude just very proud (what you see as egotistical)

Ok that being said...has your character ever acted that way?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ok that being said...has your character ever acted that way?

Proud no. This is what you don’t realize, the difference between diode and Scheinberg is pride vs smugness

[uh-oh]

i don't do anything physical outside of work but i thought i'd just add im pretty sure i've heard BJJ nerds say length is a huge advantage

seems counter intuitive but i guess also makes sense. more leverage and such.

[Diode]

i don't do anything physical outside of work but i thought i'd just add im pretty sure i've heard BJJ nerds say length is a huge advantage

seems counter intuitive but i guess also makes sense. more leverage and such.

advantage for triangles and gnarly guards.

disadvantage for leg lockery and general escaping unless you play an inverted game in which case good luck with your neck and back problems 5 years in.

[veritas]

Proud no. This is what you don’t realize, the difference between diode and Scheinberg is pride vs smugness

What is an easily discernible difference so that I and the rest of the boarding constituents can notice this?

[~RustyGunZ~]

What is an easily discernible difference so that I and the rest of the boarding constituents can notice this?

Scheinberg is pretentious and smug about his wealth that *wasnt* earned

Diode is proud and loud about his wealth and accomplishments that he *has* earned

[Nick James]

I feel sick to my stomache..

[~RustyGunZ~]

I feel sick to my stomache..

It’s the heroin

[Nick James]

u two are basically spoonin in the thread right now

pillow tlkin and counselin each other

horrible turn of events

[veritas]

Scheinberg is pretentious and smug about his wealth that *wasnt* earned

Diode is proud and loud about his wealth and accomplishments that he *has* earned

So doesn’t that automatically make your character one level below him? I’m confused

[uh-oh]

advantage for triangles and gnarly guards.

disadvantage for leg lockery and general escaping unless you play an inverted game in which case good luck with your neck and back problems 5 years in.
word makes sense. it was probably eddie bravo or one of those dudes who love guys who are dangerous off their backs

so many people do it now and have people on shows who do BJJ that im not sure where i heard the length thing though lol.

what do you think of the leg lockery going on lately with ol whats his face and his team of guys?

is it as dangerous as it was always made out to be or just overblown by "purists" who think attacking legs is for women

[~RustyGunZ~]

So doesn’t that automatically make your character one level below him? I’m confused

Depends on the judges perspective

Nick James you have social isssues

[uh-oh]

now that i think about it, it was probably that animal matt serra.

which reminds me i haven't checked the ufc podcast in weeks. but i love both those guys. jim norton and matt serra. probably the best move the ufc has done in years giving them that.

they shouldn't take calls though its terrible. but i guess they have to take calls from the fighters to promote their fights. i dunno. it should be part of their press tour to have to go into the studio with them.

i mean they go to bumfuck radio stations no one listens to. their podcast probably gets more listens than 99 percent of radio stations, be it fm or satelite

[Diode]

word makes sense. it was probably eddie bravo or one of those dudes who love guys who are dangerous off their backs

so many people do it now and have people on shows who do BJJ that im not sure where i heard the length thing though lol.

what do you think of the leg lockery going on lately with ol whats his face and his team of guys?

is it as dangerous as it was always made out to be or just overblown by "purists" who think attacking legs is for women

danaher and the death squad

it's overblown by people sucking at the teet of rorion gracie's revisionist history

one of the most famous photos of helio from back in the day is of him slapping on a heel hook

[Nick James]

ill pick social issues over closet homo pillow tlk everytime

i predicted this wuld happen between u two back on page 8 when you offered to pm him and discuss grapplin bodies.

neither of u are sure enuff in ur sexuality to survive somethin like that yet

[Nick James]

only question is..

who wears the gloss in this relationship?

[veritas]

Let us all vow to help lil Nicky through this

[~RustyGunZ~]

Hold on PMing you belly pix

[Nick James]

condescending overtones have and continue being your only defense.

vote on a battle or somethin.. leave some feed on a topical

take this shit to sherdog tbh

[~RustyGunZ~]

What kind of dog is that? Sushi dog?

[Nick James]

it aint hotdog like u prefer

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ha!

[Nick James]

I will leave this alone

just know im watchin

and waitin..

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ha! Tough!

[Nick James]

best shot u landed yet

[~RustyGunZ~]

Thanks!

[Nick James]

I am sorry you have to be a casualty of war here

I did not plan for none of this

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ah man it’s okay! Don’t feel down. I want to die anyways.

[Nick James]

cheer up bud

[Nick James]

read the hot or thot battles. preferrably mine as it needs votes lol

if that dont crack a smile idk wat will

[veritas]

Lessons learned after first class breathren:

1. Must relax.
2. Must improve cardio holy crap. After 30 mins Of rolling I am totally gassed.
3. Must be patient


Pros:

1. Coach said I did a few things pretty good for a first timer
2. My strength is a plus I rolled with a guy larger than me and was still able to pin him
3. I realized when I made a mistake


Overall this was awesome. I love it. Need to increase my cardio because I felt like it made me want to give up a few times.

[Diode]

Lessons learned after first class breathren:

1. Must relax.
2. Must improve cardio holy crap. After 30 mins Of rolling I am totally gassed.
3. Must be patient


Pros:

1. Coach said I did a few things pretty good for a first timer
2. My strength is a plus I rolled with a guy larger than me and was still able to pin him
3. I realized when I made a mistake


Overall this was awesome. I love it. Need to increase my cardio because I felt like it made me want to give up a few times.

Breathing and patience :)

The best way to increase your grappling cardio is to grapple. It's its own thing. Completely different from striking. Further, stand-up grappling cardio is completely different from knee-wrasslin cardio too. Enjoy the mats.

[veritas]

Breathing and patience :)

The best way to increase your grappling cardio is to grapple. It's its own thing. Completely different from striking. Further, stand-up grappling cardio is completely different from knee-wrasslin cardio too. Enjoy the mats.

Should I focus on defense then offense or both equally sir?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Defense wins championships

[Diode]

Should I focus on defense then offense or both equally sir?

your first year? defense. drill basic arm bars, triangles, omoplatas, kimuras, etc. but keep your focus on knowing where your limbs are, what position you are in, and how to escape.

[veritas]

your first year? defense. drill basic arm bars, triangles, omoplatas, kimuras, etc. but keep your focus on knowing where your limbs are, what position you are in, and how to escape.

Why have I waited so long to do this?

[Amen]

Glad you enjoyed the 1st class man.

That is something that isn't for me. I would have to agree with the GI portion, tho. I've heard rolling around on the mat by some friends who compete in that stuff - their gyms are FAIRLY clean due to hygiene but be careful of staff infections man... Considering no GI and a lot of people poring sweat, blood and spit all over the mats.

Dope you enjoy it tho.

[Diode]

Why have I waited so long to do this?

A false sense of security in your health and physical prowess like any other American male and potentially the fear of having that challenged?

You're not most people though, so maybe something completely different.

[Diode]

Glad you enjoyed the 1st class man.

That is something that isn't for me. I would have to agree with the GI portion, tho. I've heard rolling around on the mat by some friends who compete in that stuff - their gyms are FAIRLY clean due to hygiene but be careful of staff infections man... Considering no GI and a lot of people poring sweat, blood and spit all over the mats.

Dope you enjoy it tho.

If the mats aren't cleaned daily with bleach or a bleach alternative (like Simple Green IV), then don't go to that gym. Simple.

Wearing a gi or not has little to do with the hygiene other than dirty motherfuckers who don't wash their gis or belts, in which case the odds of bacterial or viral infections are actually higher in the gi (+constant abrasions from gripping/choking/etc).

Train in the gi because it's a more difficult challenge than no-gi (if you're doing this for the fun of the art).

[Amen]

I would like to think the GI provides a little more protection.

As far as cleanliness, that's like expecting people at the GYM to wipe machines down before and after use. I do it because I'm a germ'phobe. Majority do not and apparently don't care about personal hygiene.

[Diode]

I would like to think the GI provides a little more protection.

As far as cleanliness, that's like expecting people at the GYM to wipe machines down before and after use. I do it because I'm a germ'phobe. Majority do not and apparently don't care about personal hygiene.

Do you get off on talking about things you have no experience with? Serious question.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Diode wanna go in on an antibacterial gi to sell to amen and his types

#sharktank

[veritas]

If the mats aren't cleaned daily with bleach or a bleach alternative (like Simple Green IV), then don't go to that gym. Simple.

Wearing a gi or not has little to do with the hygiene other than dirty motherfuckers who don't wash their gis or belts, in which case the odds of bacterial or viral infections are actually higher in the gi (+constant abrasions from gripping/choking/etc).

Train in the gi because it's a more difficult challenge than no-gi (if you're doing this for the fun of the art).

Any gi color or brand you recommend? How does that work?

[Diode]

Any gi color or brand you recommend? How does that work?

Depends on where you're training. Gracie Barras and other franchise/cult-ish schools require you to buy their gis and only their approved colors. Make sure what the situation is before you buy anything.

Plain white is recommended for a beginner. While I'll limit the punishment to a single KOB for a stupid-flashy $$$ Shoyoroll or CTRL on a fresh white belt, some other schools might make you run the gauntlet because they're insecure about the scraps of cloth on your body. I'd avoid training at schools like that unless the instruction is world class. Wear what makes you feel good.

Most of my Gis have come from BJJHQ sales or rolling deals. If you're looking for solid entry level (<$100) gear, you can't go wrong with the basic Fuji, Tatami, Sanabul, or the recently popular Tesla brand stuff. I personally wear Inverted Gear, Do or Die, and 93 Brand stuff but that's because their lightweight gis are super-light and it's hot and humid as a motherfucker down here (plus it means I don't have to cut as much weight since most Gi comps weigh you in with the gi on).

If you don't feel like waiting for a BJJHQ deal, Rollmore is their regular site. Prices will be higher but it's a full selection rather than one deal a day and they do allow returns if you're unhappy with the product.

[veritas]

Depends on where you're training. Gracie Barras and other franchise/cult-ish schools require you to buy their gis and only their approved colors. Make sure what the situation is before you buy anything.

Plain white is recommended for a beginner. While I'll limit the punishment to a single KOB for a stupid-flashy $$$ Shoyoroll or CTRL on a fresh white belt, some other schools might make you run the gauntlet because they're insecure about the scraps of cloth on your body. I'd avoid training at schools like that unless the instruction is world class. Wear what makes you feel good.

Most of my Gis have come from BJJHQ sales or rolling deals. If you're looking for solid entry level (<$100) gear, you can't go wrong with the basic Fuji, Tatami, Sanabul, or the recently popular Tesla brand stuff. I personally wear Inverted Gear, Do or Die, and 93 Brand stuff but that's because their lightweight gis are super-light and it's hot and humid as a motherfucker down here (plus it means I don't have to cut as much weight since most Gi comps weigh you in with the gi on).

If you don't feel like waiting for a BJJHQ deal, Rollmore is their regular site. Prices will be higher but it's a full selection rather than one deal a day and they do allow returns if you're unhappy with the product.


Incredibly helpful. Reps to you. Do you wash them? Dry clean? Regular washer and dryer?

[Amen]

Do you get off on talking about things you have no experience with? Serious question.

Clearly said Friends of mine. And also said I’d like to think of something like that.

Few pals are BJJ heads who have done it their whole life along with wrestle. When topics of training come up, these are the things discussed, staff infections due to dirty mats which I’m sure all GYMs have at one point or another.

[Amen]

Diode wanna go in on an antibacterial gi to sell to amen and his types

#sharktank

Stfu, continue thinking you know anything about what’s being discussed.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Stfu, continue thinking you know anything about what’s being discussed.

Fuck you faggot

[Nick James]

Finally sum excitement

geez

[veritas]

Lil Nicky how yo day been?

[Nick James]

https://i.giphy.com/media/iUJrcUATzeELu/giphy.gif

[Useless]

My gi is fire and I'm only a purple belt. I like nogi better tho that's why I didn't pursue my Brown belt. But I'm black belt quality at nogi, fell in love with it, but having the basics down from the gi helps a lot before starting nogi, atleast get a close to a blue belt before going nogi

[Geno]

How did it go. Bruh

[Geno]

Would love to study mui thai and bjj tbh. Love both styles. Specially mui thai. Always been my fav

[Diode]

Incredibly helpful. Reps to you. Do you wash them? Dry clean? Regular washer and dryer?

Wash as soon as you can then hang dry. Dryers are bad. Too much heat.

*** THIS INCLUDES YOUR BELT ***

Absolutely do not dry clean unless you're a billionaire and feel like throwing money away.

[Diode]

Clearly said Friends of mine. And also said I’d like to think of something like that.

Few pals are BJJ heads who have done it their whole life along with wrestle. When topics of training come up, these are the things discussed, staff infections due to dirty mats which I’m sure all GYMs have at one point or another.

Wrestlers are dirty because they're in high school and college, both of which are filthy places of public education and not a business with liabilities.

Staph infections are far more likely from not washing your shit.

Let me pause here and lol at you having multiple friends who have been training BJJ for their whole lives. The odds of that are on par with the odds of Lip Lipperson winning Sexiest Man of the Year.

Like to think and have experience with are two different things.

ALSO STAPH GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING INGRATE

good thread.

[Enbombz]

Don't let facts and probability ruin a good Amen story.

[Amen]

Wrestlers are dirty because they're in high school and college, both of which are filthy places of public education and not a business with liabilities.

Like to think and have experience with are two different things.

ALSO STAPH GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING INGRATE

good thread.

Lol you're the "professional" not I. Hence why I don't train in BJJ. And never will lol... Not for me. As far as the liabilities, thats why most are "LLC" LOL.

LIKE I SAID; That's like the GYM expecting everyone to wipe down equipment - and I'm sure the GYMs have the "same liabilities" a MMA gym would have. Your relying on human competence and lets be real, majority are lazy...

[Diode]

Lol you're the "professional" not I. Hence why I don't train in BJJ. And never will lol... Not for me. As far as the liabilities, thats why most are "LLC" LOL.

LIKE I SAID; That's like the GYM expecting everyone to wipe down equipment - and I'm sure the GYMs have the "same liabilities" a MMA gym would have. Your relying on human competence and lets be real, majority are lazy...

they don't have even remotely the same liabilities dude.

it is a requirement of any decent bjj school to clean the mats daily if not after every class. the only place they don't do that shit is brazil, but being dirt poor has a lot to do with that.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don't let facts and probability ruin a good Amen story.

Lmao repped

[Amen]

they don't have even remotely the same liabilities dude.

it is a requirement of any decent bjj school to clean the mats daily if not after every class. the only place they don't do that shit is brazil, but being dirt poor has a lot to do with that.

And most GYMs in NYC lol....

[veritas]

Dre, why do you do that?

[Amen]

Do what?

I was attempting to pass along "hearsay" knowledge just to spread awareness. You learned something from it as far as what to avoid and how to clean a GI, no? Lol

[Diode]

And most GYMs in NYC lol....

Marcelo's, Unity, Renzo's and any other legit gym in NYC cleans their fucking mats.

You seem to think BJJ is like going to an exercise gym. It's not. Students clean up their mess. It's not the same dynamic you have with an exercise gym and its owners at all.

[Amen]

Bro, if you think they clean their mats after every session LIKE they are supposed too, your confused man lol... Real talk.

[Diode]

Bro, if you think they clean their mats after every session LIKE they are supposed too, your confused man lol... Real talk.

I know they do for a fact.

As has any place I've visited throughout the country.

As do we.

Class ends, hand mops and sprayer to lower belts, and they wipe down the fucking mats.

What is so difficult about this concept for you?

[Ghost1]

Lol for what fucking reason is amen even itt tho lol STFU already

[Enbombz]

He's knows nothing of the subject but he is a germophobe so he just talking about germs so its feels like its a bout him. Standard Amen move.

[El Muffin]

I ain't never had a staph infection in my life

Nor any kind of cyst or whatnot

Why is this

[Amen]

Because I live it and see it with my own eyes dude. My 13 year old trains in a Renzo. You on the other hand are assuming. You live in NC. Have you been to ANY MMA gym in NYC? Not going to argue anymore about it tho...

Come visit and see for yourself if you think it's a"fact"...