ELITE 8: SUTHAVELI vs DIABLO - DIABLO WINS!

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Welcome back, mutherfuckers!

We enter round two of Hot or Thot 2018 with a field of just eight battlers remaining. The Elite Eight. The name is pretty boring, but it’s been used right throughout texts tourney history so we’ve decided to stick with it. The Hateful Eight seems a more obvious/better choice to me personally but hey, I’m a Tarantino fan, that’s to be expected. So onto business, we’ve halved the field and now we’re left with just the cream of the crop remaining here. There will be no easy battles from here on out. This is strictly business. Show up, or shut up. It’s that simple. If you don’t have the bars, you’ll be going home. We need that cutthroat shit we all love to read. We lost some heavy hitters last round, so if you’re still here you best be willing to prove that you’ve earned that spot and solified your spot with gorillas. If you’ve made it this far, you surely know by now what’s expected of you all. This is the business end of the tournament, right here! The forum has had some crazy interest from all across the board, some of last rounds battles were so close they had 600+ views a piece! So your audience is there, you just gotta give ‘em something worth reading. This is where legends are made.
Once more, I give props to everyone who helped made last round the success it was, that’s from the battlers themselves through to the voters who helped keep things moving along even though they weren’t involved. Much respect to all you motherfuckers man, I see you on that shit. Last round had some crazy ass tight battles and needed 10+ votes a piece to resolve them which is pretty much unheard of in text nowadays especially. That’s enough back-slapping though, lets get back to slapping motherfuckers down lyrically and fatshaming their ex-girlfriends…

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max (Unless agreed with opponent)
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Tuesday 5pm UK time.
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS GET IT IN!!!!!!!!!
Suthaveli

[Suthaveli]

16 is gd sraL unless u got some shit to say bra, lmao.

[Diablo]

lmao I got plenty for you faggot

YOU DEAD

[Suthaveli]

20 it is

[Suthaveli]

http://i68.tinypic.com/fdzk2u.jpg

Where tf did ya find her, in The Shire at Hobbiton?


Boooi, I opened da pic & it possessed mah laptop ta do this wild ol' bit
My Pc crashed- Hit da hwy doing a buck playing chicken on some suicidal shit
i'ma send ya white girl packing. Murder scene when I start ta flex
So against Casper da ghost in a wig, I'll make certain she can't past thru this wall of txt
This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
If ya thought she's a looker, remember this verse & da ways it buried ya
Cuz homie, her eyes aren't her only features we should place in da grey area
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
Prayin ta ya god I'm hurtin feelings cuz I do mean 2 b too mean 2 fella
Wigga, ya ho is da Chucky doll, & u woke da cunt by chantin "Ade Due Damella!"
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink
Since u guys broke up there's prolly been a Switch of a mess in da child:
She got da haircut of Link from Legend of Zelda & breathes out The Breathe of the Wild
Fuck Sheldon, Lenoard & Penny. Her photo leaves me on da floor dead
My Big Bang Theory on her is she uses THAT hairstyle 2 cover her enormous forehead
Pasty zombie looking biddie. bet her pics looking sick af up on da book
Her pale complexion'll go great w. a pale bucket use for da cover up of her looks

g'luck Diablo

[Diablo]

http://i63.tinypic.com/m9ordi.jpg


that Bojack Horseman lookin bitch must eat a thousand tonnes
if she's your best by a country mile, you sure won't be around furlong
how the fuck was I subbed in last round to kill all thats before me
yet somehow end up only second biggest dark horse in this tourney?!
whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
whole dome glistening way that fugly bitch lit up your life
the Black Widow got you ate up on the web for thinking you fly
piece of shit you be riding got no damn space for her hooves
can't match horsepower either, must be why you gave her the boot
saving that stupid ass tri-pic, try picking one of her close to a ten
if two heads better than one, that forehead better off never posted again
homie I bet Giant Haystacks her fave wrestler and she nae naeing incessantly
pic shoulda used that Cropped Top to help erase her face from our memory
status forever been: 'Stable Relationship' bruh she a sack of shit
we know that ex-stinked, looks like her breath smell of woolly mammoth dick


roflzzz

[Geno]

Geez lmmfaoooo dope battle yo hahaha
Fuck

Suth has
Suicidal pc lolol
Cabbage patch toxic waste
Lol offensive line was dope. Woulda been a little harder worded a bit better. But still got the point accross
Also has..
Pink walls
Legend of zelda
Big bang theory was lol
Cover up bucket

Diablo has.
Sobriety test is lol
Took the words right outta ur mouth leaned me lmaooo
Noseline finish loled me even more on the same note hah
Black widow/fly was lol
2 heads better than 1 lol

Didnt close as strong as suth..

Tjis is tough to cal.. Suth was more consistent but the lols werent as goos as i got from diablo..

Diablo didnt land as much impo.. But the shit that did land was lmmfao..

I gotta say diablo this round for better laughs with the shit that landes. Suth still shaking rust and some off his wording coulda been better ehich probably would have edged this for him if it was.. Good battle.

V/diablo.

[El Muffin]

Boooi, I opened da pic & it possessed mah laptop ta do this wild ol' bit
My Pc crashed- Hit da hwy doing a buck playing chicken on some suicidal shit
(Ok)
i'ma send ya white girl packing. Murder scene when I start ta flex
So against Casper da ghost in a wig, I'll make certain she can't past thru this wall of txt
(Lol she does look like Casper in the face xD)
This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
(Ok . decent )
If ya thought she's a looker, remember this verse & da ways it buried ya
Cuz homie, her eyes aren't her only features we should place in da grey area
(Eh)
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
(Concept gold .. But the way it was written deflated it a bit)
Prayin ta ya god I'm hurtin feelings cuz I do mean 2 b too mean 2 fella
Wigga, ya ho is da Chucky doll, & u woke da cunt by chantin "Ade Due Damella!"
(Eh )
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink
(Ok)
Since u guys broke up there's prolly been a Switch of a mess in da child:
She got da haircut of Link from Legend of Zelda & breathes out The Breathe of the Wild
(Lol)
Fuck Sheldon, Lenoard & Penny. Her photo leaves me on da floor dead
My Big Bang Theory on her is she uses THAT hairstyle 2 cover her enormous forehead
(Haha)
Pasty zombie looking biddie. bet her pics looking sick af up on da book
Her pale complexion'll go great w. a pale bucket use for da cover up of her looks
(Bad closer tho )


that Bojack Horseman lookin bitch must eat a thousand tonnes
if she's your best by a country mile, you sure won't be around furlong
(Done the wp. B4 but it applies xD . decent/cool open)
how the fuck was I subbed in last round to kill all thats before me
yet somehow end up only second biggest dark horse in this tourney?!
(Lol)
whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
(Nice)
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
(Oh lawd . bar of the tourney thus far )
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
(Lol)
whole dome glistening way that fugly bitch lit up your life
the Black Widow got you ate up on the web for thinking you fly
(Eh ok)
piece of shit you be riding got no damn space for her hooves
can't match horsepower either, must be why you gave her the boot
(Ok)
saving that stupid ass tri-pic, try picking one of her close to a ten
if two heads better than one, that forehead better off never posted again
(Nay)
homie I bet Giant Haystacks her fave wrestler and she nae naeing incessantly
pic shoulda used that Cropped Top to help erase her face from our memory
( lmao at the setup . cool punch)
status forever been: 'Stable Relationship' bruh she a sack of shit
we know that ex-stinked, looks like her breath smell of woolly mammoth dick
(Ok)


Cool battle . relatively close but Lars had a segment of like 10 lines that were heat back to back

V/ Lars

[Barcotic]

Suth
opener was lol
wall of txt was gd
big bang theory proly lotv

Diab
dark horse lmao
high/wasted was dope
hey was fire, easily lotb
photo finish was gd

cool battle, yall went too many lines tho IMO
there were some bangers n some hangers, but the bangers ill remember. definitely some dope shit, props to both
v/diablo
lars

just brought more heat here

[Amen]

This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
Weren't these garbage pale kids? LOL - That is what came to mind when I read this bar.
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
Lol, great concept - execution was light tho.
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink
Again, great concept and pic observation but the execution was light.
Since u guys broke up there's prolly been a Switch of a mess in da child:
She got da haircut of Link from Legend of Zelda & breathes out The Breathe of the Wild
I think you should have left this more or so Zelda's haircut - over worded and killed the impact for me.
Fuck Sheldon, Lenoard & Penny. Her photo leaves me on da floor dead
My Big Bang Theory on her is she uses THAT hairstyle 2 cover her enormous forehead
Lol, little wordy but ok.

vs

how the fuck was I subbed in last round to kill all thats before me
yet somehow end up only second biggest dark horse in this tourney?!
Lol, damn...
whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
Lol, ok. Little light but nice jab.
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
Damn, this was bonkers lol...
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
Lol another horse reference... Ok tho.
status forever been: 'Stable Relationship' bruh she a sack of shit
we know that ex-stinked, looks like her breath smell of woolly mammoth dick
This was light but the setup helped it make an impact.

Close, IMO. I think Diablo's quotes were just a tad bit better and executed slightly better so with that being said;

v/Diablo

[Flow]

Battle such a dope read its easier to highlight the misses then it is the bangers. If its not quoted below i thought it was solid or fire.

suth
Closer casper and chucky.

baron
Forehead and mammoth dick

I mean given amount of bars an how much fire both brought i judged those as misses when in any other battle they could have been light jabs.

Best line from suth is definately big bang for me. Although he gets props for taking so many angles in this. The walls pink was a great observation. Creative

Best line from barons hard but for me its either the hey line or dark horse. Both absolute fire an its these sort of stand outs along with better consistency im.giving him the deserved W

Vote baron

[Cred]

This pic right here could stop debates.Ya ex is ugly 4 hot-less sake
Bich look like'a Cabbage Patch birth from da soils of buried barrels of toxic waste
This cat was w.a crack sniffer. She can snort a whole brick w.tht get up
Hell, tht nose tackles thru any offensive line u could put up against tht bich, bruh
Fuck this shit, I'm shleep! U aint get da twat. Had 2 pause & think
in fact- This pic is da first time u got 2 see tht da inside of her walls is pink

vs

whores in her forties trying to dress like her vagina still fresh
that skirt so high-waisted it failed every known sobriety test
You wifed up a Kentucky Derby winner, deciding to mount it somehow
after you said "Hey," and she took the words right outta your mouth
Now she about a Redrum/10 and not cuz she an old pro with it
more cuz she crossed a line with her head in that photo finish
saving that stupid ass tri-pic, try picking one of her close to a ten
if two heads better than one, that forehead better off never posted again

This battle was pretty nice wit it tbh. I felt like Suth had some fireee concepts jus a lack of execution wording wise imo. Lars had the more direct and wittier disses and judging off quotes I enjoyed his more here. Good match up my nigs.

Vote / sraL