ELITE 8: MUFF vs BLEAK - MUFF WINS!

[sral]

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Welcome back, mutherfuckers!

We enter round two of Hot or Thot 2018 with a field of just eight battlers remaining. The Elite Eight. The name is pretty boring, but it’s been used right throughout texts tourney history so we’ve decided to stick with it. The Hateful Eight seems a more obvious/better choice to me personally but hey, I’m a Tarantino fan, that’s to be expected. So onto business, we’ve halved the field and now we’re left with just the cream of the crop remaining here. There will be no easy battles from here on out. This is strictly business. Show up, or shut up. It’s that simple. If you don’t have the bars, you’ll be going home. We need that cutthroat shit we all love to read. We lost some heavy hitters last round, so if you’re still here you best be willing to prove that you’ve earned that spot and solified your spot with gorillas. If you’ve made it this far, you surely know by now what’s expected of you all. This is the business end of the tournament, right here! The forum has had some crazy interest from all across the board, some of last rounds battles were so close they had 600+ views a piece! So your audience is there, you just gotta give ‘em something worth reading. This is where legends are made.
Once more, I give props to everyone who helped made last round the success it was, that’s from the battlers themselves through to the voters who helped keep things moving along even though they weren’t involved. Much respect to all you motherfuckers man, I see you on that shit. Last round had some crazy ass tight battles and needed 10+ votes a piece to resolve them which is pretty much unheard of in text nowadays especially. That’s enough back-slapping though, lets get back to slapping motherfuckers down lyrically and fatshaming their ex-girlfriends…

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DUE DATE: Next Tuesday 5pm UK time.
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LETS GET IT IN!!!!!!!!!
Muff bleak

[El Muffin]

Twenttttyyy

[El Muffin]

I'm in progress will edit in more lines n take shit out as I please till u post

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Iono how one could even possibly invest in this beast
Jus coz she looks like Butterbean's niece.. Dsnt mean she's a Knockout by any stretch of the means
Looking like she snitched . need I mention the stupor ?
Must be hard not to Fold' when your facial structure resembles an egg w/ a Fupa
Just plaiiin unattractive . cute? Not even semi.. Shit
That's not bad Intel^ . plus this bih got more Misplaced Moles than the Mi6
Its not 'Gods Plan'. but her orbital bones are shaped funny
I heard of bags BELOW the eyes . but above em lookin like she went to Sam's Club w/ Drake's money



https://preview.ibb.co/dssusn/IMG_7641.jpg
Dawg


If she ask for my number bro I'm fkn dumpin the heater
She tried2 Jot me down for the D' . but ain't no way I'm fkn the world's ugliest substitute teacher
You still communicate . don't fake like you hatin the split
Saw u2 play Words w/ Friends . here's some u shud omit : "I actually dated this bitch"
Forehead SKRONG af. Bro that shit is a crime
U 2 had a Nuclear family until shed give u an Atomic headbutt when u didn't bring the Triscuits on time
My wishes coullld come true .. But this chick ruined it: Facts
I'd even throw a Nickel in the Fountain but this bitch a soft Two at the max
Anyone wud get this hoe with ease .. No need unloading the coin
This bitch got a Superdome'.. So u KNOW its gotta be a Brees Scorin some Points
How could you possibly take this Thing on a date
Looking like she proofreads previously published novels knowing dam well she'll never find a single mistake

[bleak]

http://i65.tinypic.com/n6ymjb.jpg

Ur team Charger Bronco style. But a Chief? there's a vacancy left
I'll slide in and Raider thong, my game strong as the AFC West
follow those tracks from last round, I omitted and y'all wondered.
On your left is Clap &past the Mongols is this horse in the stall yonder.
Must be why you left her, cause u had to keep the hoes lonely.
'something smells funny...' she'd find yo bitches w/ her nose only.

http://i66.tinypic.com/2n7ozl.jpg

Joie takin L's today, my guy. Hacksaw Jim Duggan too

Hoe, please. she went for Jolie, missed but knew how to trick.
in Pitts w/ a John Smith...ur Angelina certain way &make room for the dick
You act like this bitch a queen b, and that I just cannot endorse.
Ur hive's a vicious circle, she'd fuck the workers on your rotting corpse.
He's talkn 'Joie my Mrs.' Her value as wife is what we gon see tho
A real mother would let her daughter borrow some of those teeth, bro.
Her baby got that wildling look. Like Tormund/Brienne of Tarth.
retard odds in the North Range when the Drs. bring in the charts.
Tf is w/ that rat's nest? Like half is still matted within the mattress
I dreadlocks of eye contact in fear of soul possession by this trap witch.
Speaking of: she has her mother's already, that's safe to bet.
They say eyes are the gateway... mom skipped that, went straight to meth.
Her edit skills are subpar. I'll filter out the whore's guise
When I 'shop that family tree &take the twinkle out these 4 eyes
Muff 20 gl man

[Barcotic]

Muff
opener was gd but stretched more than it needed to be
misplaced moles lmao nice
atomic headbutt same as opener
nickel in the fountain was OK
super dome lol

Bleak
opener was decent, raider is played tho
north range lol
gateway joint lmao fire, easily lotb

those were the noteworthies

muff's misses were either overworded or missing something
bleak's misses were either too simple or underwhelming w/ the wps

v/muff
consistency

[Geno]

Vicious battle. Good showing.

Muff has
Butterbeans niece lmao
Drakes money was a cool toss on the bags concwpt. Itl
work
Substitue teacher was cool. The settup was lmfao @dumpin the heater over the digits hahaha
Fountain nickel
Superdome

Bleak..
Thought ur whole opener on the first pic was a miss bro.

Angelina was cool
Soul possession was dope and straight to thenmeth was lmfaoo

Thought you had a lot of potetnially strong concepts but wording crushed u this week man..

I gotta go muff with an overall more soolid verse. Consistency was there and most of his lines hit even if some were harder than others while a lot of bleaks were misses for me.

V\muff. Dope battle dudes

[Amen]

Iono how one could even possibly invest in this beast
Jus coz she looks like Butterbean's niece.. Dsnt mean she's a Knockout by any stretch of the means
Had potential but wayyy over worded man.
Just plaiiin unattractive . cute? Not even semi.. Shit
That's not bad Intel^ . plus this bih got more Misplaced Moles than the Mi6
Lol, funny.
If she ask for my number bro I'm fkn dumpin the heater
She tried2 Jot me down for the D' . but ain't no way I'm fkn the world's ugliest substitute teacher
Lol, funny but over worded again. This shit stretched.
Forehead SKRONG af. Bro that shit is a crime
U 2 had a Nuclear family until shed give u an Atomic headbutt when u didn't bring the Triscuits on time
This was funny up to atomic headbutt - should have left it there.
My wishes coullld come true .. But this chick ruined it: Facts
I'd even throw a Nickel in the Fountain but this bitch a soft Two at the max
Lol, good.
Anyone wud get this hoe with ease .. No need unloading the coin
This bitch got a Superdome'.. So u KNOW its gotta be a Brees Scorin some Points
Ok.

vs

Must be why you left her, cause u had to keep the hoes lonely.
'something smells funny...' she'd find yo bitches w/ her nose only.
This had potential, execution fell flat tho man... Worded lightly.
He's talkn 'Joie my Mrs.' Her value as wife is what we gon see tho
A real mother would let her daughter borrow some of those teeth, bro.
Strong concept - lightly executed tho bro. This could have been bonkers.
Tf is w/ that rat's nest? Like half is still matted within the mattress
I dreadlocks of eye contact in fear of soul possession by this trap witch.
Again, strong concept but execution was light man.
Speaking of: she has her mother's already, that's safe to bet.
They say eyes are the gateway... mom skipped that, went straight to meth.
This was really dope. You needed more of this - props man.

Yo, Muff went in as expected but wording was stretched as fuck. Breath nigga, damn. Bleak did ok - struggled with executing some really great concepts he was able to make out of the images. He has potential to be a really dope pic battler - he just needs to work on delivering those type of concepts. Perfect example - the meth bar. That was perfect. Muff got this tho, clearly with less impact with his punches but more of them. He's a seasoned pic battler - he knows exactly how to pick apart concepts from pictures and execute them in a effective way.

v/Muff

[sral]

This one was closer than those votes make it look at 3-0 in Muff's favour, for real...

Muff had that misplaced moles and worlds ugliest substitute teacher shit that was straight up jokes ahahahaha soft two was nice as well. Few people commented on the wording but I honestly didn't mind, thought you did well considering how quick you got this up and had some good observations in there mixed with some clownage. Solid verse throughout, no real lows to it, consistently good hits.

Bleak: You had LOTB with that Gateway punch for real, that was ill. Angelina was a cool idea and worded the wordplay well but maybe drew the punch out a little too much that time, if you had executed it in less words it would have hit harder. Nice idea though I thought conceptually. Dreadlocks was much the same here this time out, I enjoyed the idea but the execution maybe took a little of the sting away from them. Muff was guilty of the same to an extent this time out too so it's no slight against you, just trying to give you something to work on for future battles. There wasn't a great deal between the two of you here, the main thing was exactly that - Muff kept the hits consistently good or above that where the wording in some of bleak's maybe room away from the sting of the punchline and allowed Muff to take it. It's certainly closer than the votes look right now, but ultimately it's hard to argue against Muff winning this. Dude did his thing. Bleak continues to improve verse after verse.


Muff got it.

[sral]

Upping for a couple more votes!

[Kill Spree]

Iono how one could even possibly invest in this beast
Jus coz she looks like Butterbean's niece.. Dsnt mean she's a Knockout by any stretch of the means
Just plaiiin unattractive . cute? Not even semi.. Shit
That's not bad Intel^ . plus this bih got more Misplaced Moles than the Mi6
f she ask for my number bro I'm fkn dumpin the heater
She tried2 Jot me down for the D' . but ain't no way I'm fkn the world's ugliest substitute teacher
Anyone wud get this hoe with ease .. No need unloading the coin
This bitch got a Superdome'.. So u KNOW its gotta be a Brees Scorin some Points

&WTF is SKRONG? Muff


vs

He's talkn 'Joie my Mrs.' Her value as wife is what we gon see tho
A real mother would let her daughter borrow some of those teeth, bro.
This concept was fire just fell flat for me man....Light bar
Tf is w/ that rat's nest? Like half is still matted within the mattress
I dreadlocks of eye contact in fear of soul possession by this trap witch
Speaking of: she has her mother's already, that's safe to bet.
They say eyes are the gateway... mom skipped that, went straight to meth.

wasnt feelin much more of your verse man. ..Muff took this easy felt muffs verse was a bit lighter than last rounds verse tho.

[Saint]

I've got Muff. Will edit in bd.

[Elemental P]

I'm in progress will edit in more lines n take shit out as I please till u post

https://preview.ibb.co/nh25yS/IMG_7640.jpg

Iono how one could even possibly invest in this beast
Jus coz she looks like Butterbean's niece.. Dsnt mean she's a Knockout by any stretch of the means
Looking like she snitched . need I mention the stupor ?
Must be hard not to Fold' when your facial structure resembles an egg w/ a Fupa

yoo lmao...aite start off so far good shit [\b]

Just plaiiin unattractive . cute? Not even semi.. Shit
That's not bad Intel^ . plus this bih got more Misplaced Moles than the Mi6
Its not 'Gods Plan'. but her orbital bones are shaped funny
I heard of bags BELOW the eyes . but above em lookin like she went to Sam's Club w/ Drake's money

[B]svage, the mole line was lit

https://preview.ibb.co/dssusn/IMG_7641.jpg
Dawg


If she ask for my number bro I'm fkn dumpin the heater
She tried2 Jot me down for the D' . but ain't no way I'm fkn the world's ugliest substitute teacher
You still communicate . don't fake like you hatin the split
Saw u2 play Words w/ Friends . here's some u shud omit : "I actually dated this bitch"

eh wasn't feeling em as much but yea girls pic looks like a mug shot on Jail birds I would have lied too

Forehead SKRONG af. Bro that shit is a crime
U 2 had a Nuclear family until shed give u an Atomic headbutt when u didn't bring the Triscuits on time
My wishes coullld come true .. But this chick ruined it: Facts
I'd even throw a Nickel in the Fountain but this bitch a soft Two at the max

lol ok last line was cool[\b]

Anyone wud get this hoe with ease .. No need unloading the coin
This bitch got a Superdome'.. So u KNOW its gotta be a Brees Scorin some Points
How could you possibly take this Thing on a date
Looking like she proofreads previously published novels knowing dam well she'll never find a single mistake
[B] closer could have been better but not bad



Bleaks breakdown nxt

[Elemental P]

http://i65.tinypic.com/n6ymjb.jpg

Ur team Charger Bronco style. But a Chief? there's a vacancy left
I'll slide in and Raider thong, my game strong as the AFC West
follow those tracks from last round, I omitted and y'all wondered.
On your left is Clap &past the Mongols is this horse in the stall yonder.

lol first line was nice wish u kept that momentum after but not bad

Must be why you left her, cause u had to keep the hoes lonely.
'something smells funny...' she'd find yo bitches w/ her nose only.
LMAO
http://i66.tinypic.com/2n7ozl.jpg

Joie takin L's today, my guy. Hacksaw Jim Duggan too

Hoe, please. she went for Jolie, missed but knew how to trick.
in Pitts w/ a John Smith...ur Angelina certain way &make room for the dick
You act like this bitch a queen b, and that I just cannot endorse.
Ur hive's a vicious circle, she'd fuck the workers on your rotting corpse.
not bad
He's talkn 'Joie my Mrs.' Her value as wife is what we gon see tho
A real mother would let her daughter borrow some of those teeth, bro.

lol nice I was hoping you'd get the kid too

Her baby got that wildling look. Like Tormund/Brienne of Tarth.
retard odds in the North Range when the Drs. bring in the charts.
Tf is w/ that rat's nest? Like half is still matted within the mattress
liked the last line here

I dreadlocks of eye contact in fear of soul possession by this trap witch.
Speaking of: she has her mother's already, that's safe to bet.
They say eyes are the gateway... mom skipped that, went straight to meth.
Her edit skills are subpar. I'll filter out the whore's guise
When I 'shop that family tree &take the twinkle out these 4 eyes

nice closer dug this
Muff 20 gl man

Ok so another close battle y'all both did your thing.

Punchs-tie
Personals- Bleak by an edge
Multis-tie
Word play- bleak

By preference in battle styles vary from y'all's but I think Bleak came out with the win Imo. The closer ended it nice, bit more aggressive with the personals, but still a close call. Idk any of y'all so I can't say shit on that but this was fun to read. Good battle
Vote-Bleak