FINAL FOUR: MUFF vs DIABLO - MUFF WINS!

[sral]

https://image.ibb.co/kNAjnc/Hotor_Thot2.jpg

Yowzer!

We made it to the fucking semi-finals of an ex-girlfriend picture tourney here! That's pretty damn crazy considering how many doubted it was actually a thing at the start. Yet here we are, with just four remaining competitors who all have their eyes on that prize of being crowned Hot or Thot 2018 champion. We all know the deal by now. If you're not familiar, get to know. There's three battles left total before we crown our king. This the Final Four round, and by the end of it we'll have our two finalists named and each will be in with a shot at greatness. The Lime has never seen anything like this before so let's show up and show out, putting on a brand new classic for the ages. This shit about to be LIT!


Once again, major props and +repto everyone who helped make the Elite Eight round the success it was, that’s from the battlers themselves through to the voters who helped keep things moving along even though they weren’t involved. Much respect to all you motherfuckers man, I see you on that shit. If you were around and took part in the tourney, please stick around for this fire ass round and most importantly VOTE so we can show love to those still involved. That’s enough back-slapping though, lets get back to slapping motherfuckers down lyrically and fatshaming their ex-girlfriends…

Rules:

10 lines min
20 lines max (Unless agreed with opponent)
Agree to match line limit with opponent
Check-ins are advised
DUE DATE: Next Saturday 5pm UK time.
The mod teams decision is final on all shenanigans.

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[El Muffin]

Twentyyy

[Diablo]

YOU DEAD

[El Muffin]

Just throw up the pic of u two Diablo sraL

Only one I'm using

U can get @ 2 like previously talked about

Or however many u want tbh .

But yah

Itd be easier to write to if I see the pic itt

[El Muffin]

YOU DEAD

https://preview.ibb.co/e8yj07/IMG_7751.jpg Muff


Last rd was atrocious . but this pic is just sadder
Its clear life has it ups n Downs .. But you. just... haddd to go stick dick to the latter
But as far as this pic goes ?u had trouble timing it bro
Cameraman said cheese n this bih kept saying "I like mozzarellaaaahhhh" 20x in a row
Mannn he fucking a retard. Put this boi in a tomb
Gotta be hard to hit this bih Doggy when she barks at even the slightest noise in the room
This frumpy giantress u smilin w/ is scary as hell
Bro u wont power forward to the next rd postin pix of a bitch built like Kevin McHale
Lars like "I got me a librarian " all smug with a grin
I Would say she has a decent head on her shoulders but unfortunately boooth u niggas ugly as sin
Yu look this slow bich in the face "ull be my wife in a yr"
I bet when an Autism Speaks commercial comes on u fake sob n wipe up her tears
Tard chaser obviously n I commend your insistence
U got urself a Keeper bruh: . yah , She's a goalie from the Special Olympics
W/ that permanent Concussion gaze that's impossibly treated
Glasses give her Super Vision. But the bich looks like she constantly needs it
If the Bih talk to me ? Ill just aim to disperse
Coz her chins not only well pronounced - its fluent in every fkn language on Earth
Neck long af . . sets off car alarms when she gasps
"No One Chokes me durin Sex-" yeh coz it'll take like 5 ppl to accomplish the task

[Diablo]

https://image.ibb.co/m560jc/IMG_7785.png


lmao bitch was never wifey, taste tested your own sperm together nightly
Street Fighter II Turbo cheat.. if she down right up and left then Y, B?!
white meats nose a Pythagorean problem, not like you give a shit
aint care what anyone else sphinx when you were lion next to that pyramid
bitch legit think she the placenta of attention but the pussy be trash
if thats her 'facial' expression, I'd sooner bust a nut in her ass
prolly dumped you for Bags once Tinderella noticed the fact
black brah on her shoulder ain't supportive it's just holding her back
smoking that dank while she concealer need to lay with a real dude
you maybelline in that pic but she sure as hell ain't made up to see you

https://image.ibb.co/g5xjAH/IMG_7869.png

lmao you dated a Shebrew so you already nose she a five
this bitch beak 'so long', you ain't farewell since she told you goodbye
she looks so fucking tired of hearing how your misplaced jizz tastes
white bitch in need of arrest.. faggot, she Nick James with a wig change
bitch favorite flavour lipgloss is "Dick Snot" and this weirdo agrees
she a soldier though.. cuz beneath all that warpaint we still see her fatigue
one sneeze and we'll see the world end in a flood of catarrh
can't even look at that nose-width out thinking it's what pushed you apart
her pussy four stars on ClitAdvisor, you got played for a cash cow
can't make a hoe a housewife when hardwood ingrained in her background

[Amen]

Last rd was atrocious . but this pic is just sadder
Its clear life has it ups n Downs .. But you. just... haddd to go stick dick to the latter
Boring.
But as far as this pic goes ?u had trouble timing it bro
Cameraman said cheese n this bih kept saying "I like mozzarellaaaahhhh" 20x in a row
Wasn't feeling much man.
Mannn he fucking a retard. Put this boi in a tomb
Gotta be hard to hit this bih Doggy when she barks at even the slightest noise in the room
Lol, this was dope.
This frumpy giantress u smilin w/ is scary as hell
Bro u wont power forward to the next rd postin pix of a bitch built like Kevin McHale
Not sure who that is? Don't feel like googling, dude.
Lars like "I got me a librarian " all smug with a grin
I Would say she has a decent head on her shoulders but unfortunately boooth u niggas ugly as sin
Nah, didn't like this.
Yu look this slow bich in the face "ull be my wife in a yr"
I bet when an Autism Speaks commercial comes on u fake sob n wipe up her tears
Concept was good - execution was wack.
Tard chaser obviously n I commend your insistence
U got urself a Keeper bruh: . yah , She's a goalie from the Special Olympics
Lmfao - dope.
W/ that permanent Concussion gaze that's impossibly treated
Glasses give her Super Vision. But the bich looks like she constantly needs it
Hahahaha, another good one.
If the Bih talk to me ? Ill just aim to disperse
Coz her chins not only well pronounced - its fluent in every fkn language on Earth
Dope concept off an observation.
Neck long af . . sets off car alarms when she gasps
"No One Chokes me durin Sex-" yeh coz it'll take like 5 ppl to accomplish the task
Lol, concept needed more. Could've been more creative bro.


vs

lmao bitch was never wifey, taste tested your own sperm together nightly
Street Fighter II Turbo cheat.. if she down right up and left then Y, B?!
Didn't like this. Typically don't like punch attempts that end in the form of a question. For me it kills the impact. Like why are you asking him? You should be insulting him.
white meats nose a Pythagorean problem, not like you give a shit
aint care what anyone else sphinx when you were lion next to that pyramid
Too much going on here. Not feeling it much.
bitch legit think she the placenta of attention but the pussy be trash
if thats her 'facial' expression, I'd sooner bust a nut in her ass
Light.
prolly dumped you for Bags once Tinderella noticed the fact
black brah on her shoulder ain't supportive it's just holding her back
Lol dope concept off an observation. Good.
smoking that dank while she concealer need to lay with a real dude
you maybelline in that pic but she sure as hell ain't made up to see you
Concept dope but the execution was mild, man. So she isn't dressed up and made up to see him? Most girls aren't when they comfortable - just don't see this being an insult, really.
lmao you dated a Shebrew so you already nose she a five
this bitch beak 'so long', you ain't farewell since she told you goodbye
Lol dope concept from an observation.
she looks so fucking tired of hearing how your misplaced jizz tastes
white bitch in need of arrest.. faggot, she Nick James with a wig change
Light.
bitch favorite flavour lipgloss is "Dick Snot" and this weirdo agrees
she a soldier though.. cuz beneath all that warpaint we still see her fatigue
This was tough/dope and well put together.
one sneeze and we'll see the world end in a flood of catarrh
can't even look at that nose-width out thinking it's what pushed you apart
Had potential, fell short IMO.
her pussy four stars on ClitAdvisor, you got played for a cash cow
can't make a hoe a housewife when hardwood ingrained in her background
Ok.

Both had 3 solid misses, IMO. Muff had 4 Dope bars, I was really liking man - plus were funny. That goalie bar slaughtered me and so did the Dog Barks LOL. That one was nice too. Diablo had 3 Dope bars as well man... Hold her back was a dope concept put together off an observation, Goodbye and the Soldier were all great concepts well strung together from the pictures(s) provided. Muff does had 1 more dope bar but more misses as well man. Some of those bars were either not put together well or references I would have to google which I don't like doing. Example the Kevin McHale? Who is that? No clue. Autism commercial was weak - dope concept but execution was horrible IMO and just blahhhh'ish to me and so was the ugly as sin. Tho muff had 1 more good bar, Diablo was mad consistent - with a few more light but punches that landed nonetheless. Muff had 5 bars I would considered bad verses Diablo who had his 1st 2 bars that I didn't fuck with but everything else landed, in my eyes. I also think Diablo kind of pulled a shady move by finding a picture that wasn't distributed by Muff and using it to his advantage. That's legit shady but hey, w/e... I think Diablo Edges this shit, BARELY.

Could go either way really - but based of my preference and the angles taken - Diablo utilized his pictures for more effective concepts. As where Muff was just flaming off the top/random. Example - Holding back bar concept was mean - awesome pic observation. Diablo had more of those, as almost every bar related to the picture some how verses Muff who had Supervision play and the chin play... So that helped make my decision which was a tough one. Had to read this shit 4 times. Dope shit fellas, and awesome way to represent the final 4 man. Hopefully the next match up can with hold the level of heat this battle produced.

v/Diablo

[Geno]

Yoonthis shit was nuts

Muff has
Mozzarella.was cool.
Doggie style was lmao
Goalie was lolol
Super vision funny as fuck lmao
Fluent chin was cool.

Lars has
Street fighter code was creative. Not the hardest hit
Sphynx was a cool concept but settup was rough around the syllables
Black brah was lol. Diggin the concept
Maybelline concept was good. Thought thenpunch hit a little light
Farewell was cool
Soldier fatigue was lol
Nose width was lmao


This shit had some good lols.
I thought it was a little less close myself with muff taking it this week. Had a few heavier hitting lols that tipped it for me.

I guess it rly could goneither way though from other points of view. I got muff tho. Dope ass battle dudes

V/Muff

[Sunny]

Both did a great job
I felt like Muff verse more stand out and funnier
Vote Muff

[WRATH]

Muff - first 4 lol, head on shoulders hit, keeper big hit,

Vs

Opener is cool, facial is good, bra good hit


V muff this was a good read

[sral]

UP!!!!

[sral]

SiK Black Mask Seyance Blanco Bishop Sho Money EMG serge T Zuch Universe Papi Balanced Meth Slechtn Mike Wrecka Atomic Greed@Tettris Sn00p fraze iSpaz Bust Bash Bomb Bard Seanzo Packed Graves MetaSin Resin M-I-C Frank Metts Paradigm Ronin Useless Suthaveli ill nik-A Wavy Crockett Frac Fracture Knux @Sour joog Ghost1 Hush Cashius @DAD Strikta Junto Tic murda sho @Muff veritas Moe Jetts ] @Infiltration Resin Resin M-I-C God Of War trap For Battling MFtastick @Chyeahh classickERBL Barcotic Plethora King Kenny the OG Jayson Fresh Toil Wanderer 10 Senses dehf Gunplay SuckaFreeCashier Basic M Plot @Bags Razah[/MENTION [MENTION=69]Maximus Useless Ace Diablo Lenox Cool dead man big baby Witty Amen Sharp Dominate Beyond Neighbor JShazo @Sicc namix Certain@Joe Boston Awww Shit RichardCorey yzeOne Diode Damien john hensley Blue Bayou Cashius Jabari Black Problumatic DynamiCz Maximus Letterman Incredible Joe Boston Schadenfreude Destroyer Ronin Aero bleak Darker Ego


HELP US OUT WITH SOME VOTES HERE GUYS!

[Incredible]

Muff:

"But as far as this pic goes ?u had trouble timing it bro
Cameraman said cheese n this bih kept saying "I like mozzarellaaaahhhh" 20x in a row"

"Mannn he fucking a retard. Put this boi in a tomb
Gotta be hard to hit this bih Doggy when she barks at even the slightest noise in the room"

"Lars like "I got me a librarian " all smug with a grin
I Would say she has a decent head on her shoulders but unfortunately boooth u niggas ugly as sin"

"Yu look this slow bich in the face "ull be my wife in a yr"
I bet when an Autism Speaks commercial comes on u fake sob n wipe up her tears"

"Tard chaser obviously n I commend your insistence
U got urself a Keeper bruh: . yah , She's a goalie from the Special Olympics"


sraL:

"lmao bitch was never wifey, taste tested your own sperm together nightly
Street Fighter II Turbo cheat.. if she down right up and left then Y, B?!"

"prolly dumped you for Bags once Tinderella noticed the fact
black brah on her shoulder ain't supportive it's just holding her back"

"lmao you dated a Shebrew so you already nose she a five
this bitch beak 'so long', you ain't farewell since she told you goodbye"

"bitch favorite flavour lipgloss is "Dick Snot" and this weirdo agrees
she a soldier though.. cuz beneath all that warpaint we still see her fatigue"


Overall this was a really good battle, pretty much even all the way through, and provide some well needed laughs, thanks for that. I don't have much to pick at with either one of these verses really, both read well, flowed nice and were fluent all throughout. I got Muff with more quotables here and just felt that his punches landed better. And I mean no offense to sraL but she does look like she has a mental disability and Muff attacked that very well. Props to both for sure, some really funny shit here but I'm going to have to go with Muff

[Suthaveli]

But as far as this pic goes ?u had trouble timing it brofat wife
Cameraman said cheese n this bih kept saying "I like mozzarellaaaahhhh" 20x in a rowfat wife
This frumpy giantress u smilin w/ is scary as hell
Bro u wont power forward to the next rd postin pix of a bitch built like Kevin McHale
W/ that permanent Concussion gaze that's impossibly treatedfat wife
Glasses give her Super Vision. But the bich looks like she constantly needs itfat wife
If the Bih talk to me ? Ill just aim to disperse
Coz her chins not only well pronounced - its fluent in every fkn language on Earthfat wife


Vs


lmao bitch was never wifey, taste tested your own sperm together nightly
Street Fighter II Turbo cheat.. if she down right up and left then Y, B?!
smoking that dank while she concealer need to lay with a real dude
you maybelline in that pic but she sure as hell ain't made up to see you
lmao you dated a Shebrew so you already nose she a fivefat wife
this bitch beak 'so long', you ain't farewell since she told you goodbye
bitch favorite flavour lipgloss is "Dick Snot" and this weirdo agrees
she a soldier though.. cuz beneath all that warpaint we still see her fatigue
one sneeze and we'll see the world end in a flood of catarrhfat wife
can't even look at that nose-width out thinking it's what pushed you apart
her pussy four stars on ClitAdvisor, you got played for a cash cow
can't make a hoe a housewife when hardwood ingrained in her background


Mvgt sraL . His bars imo are very clever w.the approach while going at the pic. I read muff & its coo, just not up to the magnitude Lars bars are. Its funny, i was actually tryin to smash a re-re back in hs, & i nvr knew she was. I would be on the phone w.her & she would randomly say to me like happy bday or merry Christmas. I use to wonder y. One day i was talking to her friend (i went to a different hs) & she told me tht the girl was in remedial classes or D.E.C. She was like, "u nvr notice how she would blur out happy birthday ehen u talk to her?" I think i said yea, but thought the bich was bich was being goofy until she kept doing the shit. Neway, i say tht to say the mozzarella line had me in tears because ot made me think of tht situation. The goalie line would hv been dope, but u put something in it tht just took it away from me quoting it, which made it come across as lazy. Still a gd vrs imo.

[Flow]

Ok for real. Muffs opening bars. Slsyed me. Shit was fucking hillarious in those opening bars. My issue was then it became stale. I dont mind abusing one aspect of a pic. 3 bars solid on her looking soesh an they were my 3 fav bars. But the others whilst i see the attempts were weak, an there was no other real creativity thst point forward. Felt rusher tbh an i think thats legit i recall you sayin you had stuff on. Muff been my stand out tbh throughout shits been hillarious hes got ehat i like.down to a T an think he feels same my way, our humor matches. But man i have to give this lars. He had some lols, not quite to your level, but he had various angles, he had good showing on significant more bars, i mean bro @muff you know i have love for ya, i dont get the hale line an the rest od that opening 3 were stale bar two which were real light. Srals had a few slept on here for me. Some dope creativity in here with hard hits. Bit like if you blended barc n muff. Street fighrer more creative then anythinf i didnt lol tbh liked the creativity, beak so long a lol an clever, soldier clever not to much of a lol, nose width lol an clever, tbh the hardgrained wood line my only miss. I dont think lars had the lotb or evn 2nd lotb. But eveey bar had summin for me bar one and muff came with 3 absolute bangers maybe some.of my fav bars the event but then rest was... jus ok.

Vote lars. Fucking great battle though. An the dog barking line killed me. I had a similar line wrote but going a dif angle an had to chage totally for my battle cus it wouldnt conpete here.

[Flow]

Yo im on phone in a club drinkin. Sorry for typos think yall get it cba to edit

[Flow]

Infiltrate Barcotic Killing Spree bleak @anyone who shown interest an support the tourney.

4 3 from my vote to muff

[Kill Spree]

Will edit vote in today

[Aero]

Muff -

1 - Downs was lol// mozeralla was dumb but when I looked at her pic I can hear her saying it lol so this hits// doggy could've been funny but three retard jokes in a row lessens it// kevin mchale nah.. needed better setup than just pf reference.. something about her boxxy shoulders// like the head on shoulders reference but the ugly as sin part was not great. Man this could've been a dope bar// fake austism no// special olympics aiiight. // I laughed out loud at super vision Lolololol//. Last two bars are okay.

Good verse, funny lines and the retarded angle worked.


Lars -


Street fighter not feeling.. creative though // sphinx lion period the thereom nah// facial expression was bad lol// black brah line was worded perfectly and mean// make up and make up concept is old// beak was dry... not a fan of these// arrest and. I need james not feeling// fatigue nah man.. you've done enough of these play on words for one verse// nose width was terrible Lololol// another one of these for the closer

This isn't a style I like.



I've got Muff winning in a landslide here. Props to both battlers.

[Saint]

muff: super vision, ups n downs,
keeper was coo, mozerella hit for a joke
head on shoulders could've been a banger as is its ok. closer was ok. didnt feel a few ref or 2 aint connect w. me.

diablo: opener points for creativity, black brah lol nice, maybelline was eh ok for the observation, fatigue was good, hard grain was ok, didnt feel the so long(played to me), sphinx or expression joints.

V -- Muff, dope battle & close