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Clout
03-18-2018, 08:48 AM
So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"
sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..
We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.
this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).
Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.
Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? sraL
Aero TO THREAD.
In all honesty, jokes aside - you must have been a boring date dude.
You allowed her to lead the conversations. She should have been more or so answering your questions.
1 - This shows she has no shame, which has it's pros and cons.
2 - She's probably been with many black people considering she is from Philly and WHITE and already has compared you to the masses. Not to mention she wants you to meet the family after date 1? Like wtf... LOL
3 - She has a strong personality/demeanor - which again, has it's pros and cons.
4 - she has masculine traits which means, her father is probably still around.
5 - she isn't shy. Most classy chicks are shy during the 1st date and only open up to someone after a few dates, certainly do not invite to meet the family on date 2.
Contact DR. LOVE, tho. I'm sure he'd have more insight on this.
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 08:59 AM
Are most American women like that nah....are most italian women from philly like that yea prolly lol
Just blaze like an adult and never speak to her again....duh?
Clout
03-18-2018, 09:01 AM
Are most American women like that nah....are most italian women from philly like that yea prolly lol
Just blaze like an adult and never speak to her again....duh?
I dont smoke =/ She's texted my phone 8 times since the other night haha. I'll probably just tell her im not interested. Watch her pour acid on me now in class, haha.
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 09:02 AM
I meant have sex w her frost giant nigga lol
Lmfao
Holy moly.
Did you find her on Tinder, fam?
Tinder good for one hitter quitters bro.
Clout
03-18-2018, 09:03 AM
In all honesty, jokes aside - you must have been a boring date dude.
You allowed her to lead the conversations. She should have been more or so answering your questions.
1 - This shows she has no shame, which has it's pros and cons.
2 - She's probably been with many black people considering she is from Philly and WHITE and already has compared you to the masses. Not to mention she wants you to meet the family after date 1? Like wtf... LOL
3 - She has a strong personality/demeanor - which again, has it's pros and cons.
4 - she has masculine traits which means, her father is probably still around.
5 - she isn't shy. Most classy chicks are shy during the 1st date and only open up to someone after a few dates, certainly do not invite to meet the family on date 2.
Contact DR. LOVE, tho. I'm sure he'd have more insight on this.
Lol, Nah she would just interject these weird questions. She all giddy and trying to get me to her place & then wanted me to meet her family the next week. Was very uncomfortable. Like she was trying to strong arm me into being her husband.
Never experienced that before lol. Like bags implied its the Philly Italian women, they're tough.
She was trying to fuck you.
Hence why I said she seemed like she had masculine traits LMAO.
Hahahaha
Clout
03-18-2018, 09:06 AM
I meant have sex w her frost giant nigga lol
Ahh sorry my comprehension on English slang is rough still apologies lol. Its why i dont text battle as much as i should. Alot of the slang is like learning different language to english for me.
Idk man she would've probably axe murdered me in my sleep. One minute she was chill, cool laid back. Next minute hype like she seen a dude get knocked out in a close fight lol. Im not use to the swing of her temperament.
She won't stop messaging my phone we're up to 14 missed text messages lol. From the 8 i just mentioned
Clout
03-18-2018, 09:09 AM
Lmfao
Holy moly.
Did you find her on Tinder, fam?
Tinder good for one hitter quitters bro.
She was trying to fuck you.
Hence why I said she seemed like she had masculine traits LMAO.
Hahahaha
Nope she's in my one College class. She always dressed conservative. She was polite & quiet in class. She asked me out on a date i said yes. I was wondering if she liked me since she always had me specifically reach the top cabinet to grab her chemicals for lab. They're are other tall ppl in the class lol one being her lab partner. But meh now i gotta try and figure out how to reply to these mass amount of text.
Think she will have her goons come and break my legs if i say no to meeting her family over dinner haha
King Karaoke
03-18-2018, 09:12 AM
Hi...
this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).
My nigga have you ever seen "Get Out"?!...
Bye...
Are you interested in her? As in Attracted?
Is she cute? Is she smart?
Aside from her making you feel uncomfortable because she wanted to lay the pipe instead of vice versa - how do you feel about her?
Clout
03-18-2018, 09:20 AM
Hi...
My nigga have you ever seen "Get Out"?!...
Bye...
haha dead at the comment. I just replied to her after a 16th missed text message. Pray for me, she wants to come over i told her im not interested and she still is trying to come over.
Are you interested in her? As in Attracted?
Is she cute? Is she smart?
Aside from her making you feel uncomfortable because she wanted to lay the pipe instead of vice versa - how do you feel about her?
Smart yes, Very beautiful. Olive toned & jet black wavy/curly hair. Got a booty and fit build. I think she's a swimmer for the team or volleyball i forgot haha. But shes got a eye catching body for sure. Pretty face but i don't like feeling as if im a be raped haha. Or harvested for my sperm to give her tall athletic kids.
I was dead ass going to ask if she played sports, Volleyball or Softball LMAO...
Be careful saying fit build here - people will only assume she is transgender because you know - they fuck sloppy out of shape bitches with spare tires and love handle/back tits.
Lol told her you aren't interested and she still insisting. This is comical. She probably;y has a man back home, honestly most college bitches do. Soe just looking to be dicked down bruh.
SHe is very persistent, I take it.
Give her the lazy dick.
Its basically the most professional way to rid a bitch. If you give her the good strong long dick - she will never leave you alone.
Give her the lazy dick man, like don't try - nutt quick and thats it. She'll leave you alone after that, promise LOL.....
Enbombz
03-18-2018, 09:36 AM
It doesn't sound you like her, but it sounds like she likes you. It sounds like she attractive and down to bang so i don't know. Sounds like she down to bang, your in the position of power id just enjoy it. The most important thing here is not to listen to Amen
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 09:38 AM
Ahh sorry my comprehension on English slang is rough still apologies lol. Its why i dont text battle as much as i should. Alot of the slang is like learning different language to english for me.
Idk man she would've probably axe murdered me in my sleep. One minute she was chill, cool laid back. Next minute hype like she seen a dude get knocked out in a close fight lol. Im not use to the swing of her temperament.
She won't stop messaging my phone we're up to 14 missed text messages lol. From the 8 i just mentioned
Run lol
SO you basically say the same thing I just said as far as "Banging" but don't listen to me LMAO.
You are the absolute worst kind of dick rider, Enbombz.
Lazy dick theory works, man. Ask any nigga who gets pussy, clearly Enbombz is still with the chick he lost his virginity too.
Kill Spree
03-18-2018, 09:40 AM
Ahh sorry my comprehension on English slang is rough still apologies lol. Its why i dont text battle as much as i should. Alot of the slang is like learning different language to english for me.
Idk man she would've probably axe murdered me in my sleep. One minute she was chill, cool laid back. Next minute hype like she seen a dude get knocked out in a close fight lol. Im not use to the swing of her temperament.
She won't stop messaging my phone we're up to 14 missed text messages lol. From the 8 i just mentioned
Typical philly chick.
Enbombz
03-18-2018, 09:49 AM
SO you basically say the same thing I just said as far as "Banging" but don't listen to me LMAO.
You are the absolute worst kind of dick rider, Enbombz.
Lazy dick theory works, man. Ask any nigga who gets pussy, clearly Enbombz is still with the chick he lost his virginity too.
Dude not everyone can get married to dude who looks like he brakes rocks with his hands. I think we have different goals.
POst your wife, then talk shit fam.
Otherwise remain on the sideline. You were too shook to post something, wonder why LOL.
Her teeth probably rotted out her head or you fucking with bitches that look like Lars in drag.
For Battling
03-18-2018, 09:56 AM
What language y’all speak there?
Destroyer
03-18-2018, 09:56 AM
It involves the lips a lot. I’d leave it alone...
Enbombz
03-18-2018, 10:03 AM
POst your wife, then talk shit fam.
Otherwise remain on the sideline. You were too shook to post something, wonder why LOL.
Her teeth probably rotted out her head or you fucking with bitches that look like Lars in drag.
Not everyone can have glossy holm at home like you.
Exactly, dodge the fact of you shook of posting YOUR wife and keep screaming from the nose bleeds, faggot.
Enbombz
03-18-2018, 10:08 AM
I'm happy with my choices.
So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"
sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..
We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.
this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).
Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.
Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? sraL
Well sir. As for ur question about philly italians. Lmfao. Ta man. They can be brutal. But most of the time its just her way of being what she thinks is funny or playful. Philly folk have a different mind set man. Brought upndifferently. Idk. About the private schools. But if u roll through the public philly school system ur coming out like this girl lmao.
I would fuck her and be done man. Just stop answering. I guarantee she can fuck being an italian philly chick. Ive had my share and they were fucking great. Goddamn the sexiest broad i ever ducked was named carlina from philly. Holy fuck she was bad. My other italian girl at the time walked in on us fucking btw. Her name was gina. She left without making a acene surprisingly. But we of cpurse broke up. Whatever. Carlina was that shit
Sharp
03-18-2018, 10:14 AM
Run lol
^^^^^
if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:
-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)
IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive
that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you
So, i went on a date with a white chick from my organic chem class. It was awkward at first for the fact she said "I didn't know blacks lived in Iceland" I wasn't sure how to take the comment but i rolled with it. Then it was a good 15 minutes or so then she uttered "Black people are suppose to hate the cold, You're tall did your mom bang a frost giant?" "Your accent sounds like you're from Scotland/ England why is that?" Lol she just kept asking the most awkward questions. I answered them politely with respectful conversation. "Why don't you say Nigga & talk hood like the rest of the blacks at our Uni(college)"
sigh it was awkward boys. It gets worse..
We had dinner and things went smooth then this woman irked out. Because a female friend of mine came up and gave me a hug asking me how i've been. This i'm not use to in my homeland its only respectful to do what she did. Most women back home would've happily greeted the female friend and chimed in on the laughs and conversation.
this American girl from organic chem class asked me to come meet her family for a sunday dinner next week. She was a horrible date! haha are most Philadelphia raised Italian women like this? lol. Yes, she invited me to come over that night too. But i told her i couldn't, i had to work in an hour (bad lie i know).
Do i cut this crazy one loose? I'm not use to the attitude and rudeness of her demeanor/questions. Some of them were chuckle worthy but man did she have some kahunas asking some of the stuff she asked.
Any fellow Europeans dealt with innercity american girls? sraL
She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.
She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.
Lmfaooooo point to dick slaughtered me.
Good response aero i actually really like this
Allen Knight
03-18-2018, 11:31 AM
she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.
Clout
03-18-2018, 11:40 AM
She wants to be ravaged. She's being condescending bc she wants hate dick you're being too much of a nice guy. She wants to be fucked hard while you tell "you like this nigger dick?!" That being said, the 14 missed messages you have two options. Leave her alone bc she's crazy which is what you should probably do orrrr fuck the racism out of her. Make her a slave to black dick then next time she makes a racist remark point to your dick. If she says "are all blacks ghetto?" You reply with "did you or did you not have my hairy black balls on your forehead?" You have a chance to eliminate racism.
God status here
Clout
03-18-2018, 11:45 AM
she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.
Nah ur just a philly guy if i remeber haha, She was awkward to deal with reach 16 missed text message today befor ei replied
Allen Knight
03-18-2018, 11:48 AM
Nah ur just a philly guy if i remeber haha, She was awkward to deal with reach 16 missed text message today befor ei replied
jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.
Clout
03-18-2018, 11:53 AM
jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.
Nothing wrong with that man
jersey but 15 mins from philly so ur pretty much accurate lol.
You live close to Pennville?
MY wifey's fam there and we are there at least once a month LOL.
Like the last exit on i95 over the bridge is Delaware lol.
Clout
03-18-2018, 12:09 PM
Id think allen is from camden yea if its 15 mins away from philly?
Camdem right over the bridge.
Clout
03-18-2018, 12:17 PM
^^^^^
if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:
-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)
IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive
that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you
haha nice, iceland is amazing my friend. Glad he loved it
she seemed chill to me, maybe ur just boring tbh. i woulda cracked jokes at her.
then pounded her out & then wait a week hit her up an do it all over.
So if she said "most spics work on cars, do you?" And being a Latino who works on cars you'd have to answer yes you'd be cool with that? She seems pretty chill? Lol.
Allen gets no pussy that's a hard fact.
Clout leave that bitch alone. You didn't check her the first time by telling her to watch her mouth ok fine. You didn't punish her with the BBC for her actions ok less cool but you can still ignore her. She text messages you 14 times trying to punk you essentially into replying to her, ignore her. She's a dumb whore and needs to know what's unacceptable and since you didn't punish her through words or dick you must ignore her.
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 12:31 PM
^^^^^
if you still wanna meet the parents, you can win them over the same ways I win over my Philly/Delco italian family:
-Greet with 'hey, how you doin' '
-Refer to tomato sauce as 'gravy'
-Mozzarella cheese is 'moo-tsa-ray-a', but if you're not italian you're at high risk of looking like a fool over pronouncing it so just say 'mu-tsa-rell'
-Ricotta is 'Ri-gaut'
-Manicotti is 'mah-nah-gaut' (straight up didn't recognize this word the first few times I saw it spelled out)
-Subs are hoagies (this will make or break you)
IF they like you, you gotta expect the oddly racist compliments like 'you're one of the good ones' or finding your basic competency with something to be impressive
that said, my one friend from the US who worked in Iceland for a year won't stop gushing about how great it is, so if you think you're better than me fahk you
Lol u forgot brahjoot, scoongeel and calamahd
But I think uve given him sufficient material to have himself lynched before the cahvetel is served lmaoo
Lol u forgot brahjoot, scoongeel and calamahd
But I think uve given him sufficient material to have himself lynched before the cahvetel is served lmaoo
Hehehehe
Allen Knight
03-18-2018, 12:52 PM
So if she said "most spics work on cars, do you?" And being a Latino who works on cars you'd have to answer yes you'd be cool with that? She seems pretty chill? Lol.
Allen gets no pussy that's a hard fact.
Clout leave that bitch alone. You didn't check her the first time by telling her to watch her mouth ok fine. You didn't punish her with the BBC for her actions ok less cool but you can still ignore her. She text messages you 14 times trying to punk you essentially into replying to her, ignore her. She's a dumb whore and needs to know what's unacceptable and since you didn't punish her through words or dick you must ignore her.
i could give a fuck i'd talk shit back cuz im not a boring faggot like u, i can tell when a bitch sarcastic, u asian ho u gets no pussy, ur 5'2 & roll sushi for a livin an practice throwin hadukons at night drinkin tea fuck outta here.
Roll sushi for a living, LMAO...
Practice throwing Hadukens........... Flatlined me.
Sharp
03-18-2018, 01:03 PM
Lol u forgot brahjoot, scoongeel and calamahd
But I think uve given him sufficient material to have himself lynched before the cahvetel is served lmaoo
Lmaoooo @ scoongeel. I thought about brahjoot and broosketta but the racist Italian half of me probably thought 'no black can handle all dem woids'
May God have mercy on me
Clout
03-18-2018, 01:17 PM
It doesn't sound you like her, but it sounds like she likes you. It sounds like she attractive and down to bang so i don't know. Sounds like she down to bang, your in the position of power id just enjoy it. The most important thing here is not to listen to Amen
LMAO
i could give a fuck i'd talk shit back cuz im not a boring faggot like u, i can tell when a bitch sarcastic, u asian ho u gets no pussy, ur 5'2 & roll sushi for a livin an practice throwin hadukons at night drinkin tea fuck outta here.
I'm black nullifies everything you said. And bc apparently you like to be stereotyped as the spic that you are I don't see how throwing Asian stereotypes makes sense here. If I have a question about my Audi I'll hit you up but for now don't address me.
K thx
El Muffin
03-18-2018, 01:19 PM
Shawty was trying to get that Manut Bol dick n u seized up bruh
Allen Knight
03-18-2018, 01:20 PM
I'm black nullifies everything you said. And bc apparently you like to be stereotyped as the spic that you are I don't see how throwing Asian stereotypes makes sense here. If I have a question about my Audi I'll hit you up but for now don't address me.
K thx
Lol at stereotype, look at everyone of ur posts, aero stop tryna pretend ur black take ur asian culture an embrace it, ur the definition of faggot.
El Muffin
03-18-2018, 01:22 PM
Lol @ sharps "you one of the good ones"
Def heard that b4
I'm like yeah but wait till I'm done digging your daughter out n leave her hating niggas for life when I dip tf out
Amber for ex
Enbombz
03-18-2018, 01:24 PM
Yeh you showed them by reinforcing negative stereotypes
Clout
03-18-2018, 01:24 PM
So if she said "most spics work on cars, do you?" And being a Latino who works on cars you'd have to answer yes you'd be cool with that? She seems pretty chill? Lol.
Allen gets no pussy that's a hard fact.
Clout leave that bitch alone. You didn't check her the first time by telling her to watch her mouth ok fine. You didn't punish her with the BBC for her actions ok less cool but you can still ignore her. She text messages you 14 times trying to punk you essentially into replying to her, ignore her. She's a dumb whore and needs to know what's unacceptable and since you didn't punish her through words or dick you must ignore her.
#brutal
Clout
03-18-2018, 01:28 PM
i could give a fuck i'd talk shit back cuz im not a boring faggot like u, i can tell when a bitch sarcastic, u asian ho u gets no pussy, ur 5'2 & roll sushi for a livin an practice throwin hadukons at night drinkin tea fuck outta here.
hahaha hadoken
Clout
03-18-2018, 01:38 PM
Lmaoooo @ scoongeel. I thought about brahjoot and broosketta but the racist Italian half of me probably thought 'no black can handle all dem woids'
May God have mercy on me
LOL yikes mate haha. Man this thread sure become a goldmine of gems of LMAO moments. thanks for the laughs i put her on ignore/blocked number. She will see me monday in class tho =/. Im get acid dumped on me watch.
Clout
03-18-2018, 01:41 PM
Shawty was trying to get that Manut Bol dick n u seized up bruh
Lol, nah it was just uncomfortable with how she kept acting. One minute full berserk hype & the next chill, cool and tranquilo. It seriously felt like she was forcing me into being her husband lol. Her questions were quite out of hand at times.
"Your light skinned not a darkie, did it help with the cold out there? Did you jump over polar bears?" <-- lol stuff like that She was insane with it.
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 01:51 PM
Lmaoooo @ scoongeel. I thought about brahjoot and broosketta but the racist Italian half of me probably thought 'no black can handle all dem woids'
May God have mercy on me
Lmaooo eliminated
El Muffin
03-18-2018, 02:05 PM
Yeh you showed them by reinforcing negative stereotypes
Nah she had it coming
Her parents like me
To this day
Ghost1
03-18-2018, 02:08 PM
The collective racial tension that's been building on NC is literally 15posts from exploding itt
I thought for sure black panther movie release would've sent us spiraling back into the civil Rights era at the speed of @quis but I stand corrected....this is the thread
~RustyGunZ~
03-18-2018, 02:12 PM
You know there’s 3 pages of good advice on relationships when I skimmed and saw mostly amen virginaoke and bags posting
~RustyGunZ~
03-18-2018, 02:13 PM
Damn only skimmed page one, looks like aero and nuff are in this now
You have a real solid pool of useful knowledge here clout
Clout
03-18-2018, 02:15 PM
Lol, feel like i made thread of the week on accident
Clout
03-18-2018, 02:16 PM
Damn only skimmed page one, looks like aero and nuff are in this now
You have a real solid pool of useful knowledge here clout
Yea haha lots of laughs man, My homeland is so much different. People are much nicer/respectful/filtered and more conservative. In America? sheesh its no hold bars out here.
Your homeland is for pussies.
Man up, lol.
I can't believe you actually box either. Do you apologize after every jab, fam? LOL.
King Karaoke
03-18-2018, 02:31 PM
Hi...
I would definitely rather be a virgin than be with knuck's wife...
Bye...
Clout
03-18-2018, 02:36 PM
Your homeland is for pussies.
Man up, lol.
I can't believe you actually box either. Do you apologize after every jab, fam? LOL.
I do apologize after every fight tho and wish them well
Sharp
03-18-2018, 03:22 PM
LOL yikes mate haha. Man this thread sure become a goldmine of gems of LMAO moments. thanks for the laughs i put her on ignore/blocked number. She will see me monday in class tho =/. Im get acid dumped on me watch.
Appreciate that you're a good sport about what would probably qualify as sociopathic behavior in Iceland. Be sure to post burn pics!
Elemental P
03-18-2018, 03:28 PM
She messages you again...it should be
"New phone, who dis"
Suthaveli
03-18-2018, 03:37 PM
italian bishes from baltimore to ny are pretty much the same gutsy don't bite their tongue bold broads. between them sections, the further north u go, the more bold they are.
fuck her, then say fuck her.
caught another body. k.i.m.
if u don't have the type of personality to carry her after u hit tho, don't do it.
she on u. u aint sweatin her.
but like Allen Knight said, i'd too prolly keep her around to smash every few weeks or so.
Clout
03-18-2018, 04:05 PM
Appreciate that you're a good sport about what would probably qualify as sociopathic behavior in Iceland. Be sure to post burn pics!
LMAO thanks man ill leave u my student debt in my will
Clout
03-18-2018, 04:05 PM
italian bishes from baltimore to ny are pretty much the same gutsy don't bite their tongue bold broads. between them sections, the further north u go, the more bold they are.
fuck her, then say fuck her.
caught another body. k.i.m.
if u don't have the type of personality to carry her after u hit tho, don't do it.
she on u. u aint sweatin her.
but like Allen Knight said, i'd too prolly keep her around to smash every few weeks or so.
haha yea she will give me the business monday in class im sure,
Witty
03-18-2018, 04:50 PM
Clout, did you say you are Scandinavian?
Clout
03-18-2018, 06:13 PM
Clout, did you say you are Scandinavian?
Yea, half icelander/ half black
Witty
03-18-2018, 06:20 PM
Lol how the fuck did that happen?
Sorry, I don't mean to be obtuse, just genuinely curious.
Witty
03-18-2018, 06:22 PM
I'm half Irish, half Spanish so I can kinda relate.
My friends call me 'nigga' because i'm 'half caste' in their words, when I try to explain to them that I am in fact part Irish and part spanish, but zero african...they seem confused.
Clout
03-18-2018, 06:24 PM
Lol how the fuck did that happen?
Sorry, I don't mean to be obtuse, just genuinely curious.
My mother and father met at a medical conference in Reykjavik. My mother is a Afro-Carribean (jamaican & trinidadian i believe). My father is a big viking man who is a Retired surgeon.
Witty
03-18-2018, 06:25 PM
Dope. I admire your country's principles.
That is all.
Clout
03-18-2018, 06:25 PM
I'm half Irish, half Spanish so I can kinda relate.
My friends call me 'nigga' because i'm 'half caste' in their words, when I try to explain to them that I am in fact part Irish and part spanish, but zero african...they seem confused.
Hey its all good man. If you were say Puerto rican/cuban/Dominican you'd be alot of african =). But if you're a spaniard? yea maybe arabic or berber ancestry at most admix in there.
Witty
03-18-2018, 06:34 PM
Lol I went to malaga last year and people kept coming up to me and speaking Spanish, expecting me to speak back...me and my girl got a caricature done and the guy tried to guess our heritage before we spoke, he correctly said my girl was Scottish/Irish....and said I was classic European, Italian, Spanish, or Greek...when I said I was Irish he shook his head like 'Nope' and got some random guy over who agreed with him..I was like 'shut the fuck up faggot and draw my face...my dad died when i was 3...i don't fucking know...fuck you'...except I didn't say that, I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders like an idiot.
Clout
03-18-2018, 06:41 PM
Lol I went to malaga last year and people kept coming up to me and speaking Spanish, expecting me to speak back...me and my girl got a caricature done and the guy tried to guess our heritage before we spoke, he correctly said my girl was Scottish/Irish....and said I was classic European, Italian, Spanish, or Greek...when I said I was Irish he shook his head like 'Nope' and got some random guy over who agreed with him..I was like 'shut the fuck up faggot and draw my face...my dad died when i was 3...i don't fucking know...fuck you'...except I didn't say that, I just smiled and shrugged my shoulders like an idiot.
sad about the dad thing but that sounds like a cool time tho. I just get asked how tall i am and if im related to lebron or shaq in america lol. In Europe im always asked how tall i am & where i hail from; If i eat cabbage potato soup like the rest of vikings do. I fell in love with Norway when i went there. I boxed in a tournament there it was phenomenal. I loved the food, was really good plus Interesting culture - i wanna go to Portugal. I heard its a blast or Madrid, Spain. Im a big fan of Latin women. But more so the mixed race ones (african/native indigeous/European blend) Of the Caribbean islands or South America.
I snowboard alot when im home, im to scrawny for hockey =/.
El Muffin
03-18-2018, 08:29 PM
Clout look like a caramel gheorge muresan
Clout
03-18-2018, 08:45 PM
Clout look like a caramel gheorge muresan
LMAO chill for battling thirsty for a pic to roast of me haha
wordsahgod and packed graves had good jokes lol
Wordz called me a light skinned fetty wap with two eyes lol
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