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sral
03-21-2018, 06:16 AM
http://i.imgur.com/MZ6GZEi.jpg


USUAL RULES APPLY

ONE VERSE PER PERSON

20 LINES MAX

LARS DECIDES WINNER

WINNER GETS AN ACCOMP ADDED TO PROFILE

LETS GO!!!

Kill Spree
03-21-2018, 07:48 AM
We already know ur wifey brawlock & this nude was a fail
Ironic you named her XY in ur phone cos all of ur chicks could be confused as a male


I’ll edit shit in

Incredible
03-21-2018, 05:24 PM
He had to have tricked this girl, something like he catfished her
Because this bitch right here isn't his ex thot, we all know its his lesbian sister
KS literally making no sense like why your current wife could toss a bitch
My hands will provide this girl with the bread n butter, her chest got the sausages
Them shits bigger than spots on a cow, I dropped my pants and this ho said WOW!
Its no wonder he got Verizon, except for Amen its more like "can you feel me now?"
I ain't sayin I'm like Muff, but I am really Strappin work
I'll make you slip off for fun faster than she unbuttoned that satin shirt

Cashius
03-22-2018, 09:53 PM
That bitch got viruses...Dick prolly hurts like hell and bet it stings
Amen don’t care...Discussion already proved he’ll insert himself into ANYTHING
God pulling tricks on this faggot. Like “Watch, I’mma play with son”
He gave your wife the body of a man...and your ex the face of one
Why you always fucking manly women? Plus...they be diseased
You obviously got a Type, kid. That’s Hepatitis...A, B, or C
That bitch take ROPES! But your message was gay...Jesus you’re a pest
That hoe been getting hit with Cum Lines since 98’...and she don’t even text
She looks like she works at the Bodega. Still let the bitch feed on the hammer
She cheat on you, Fam. Ya’ll thought THIS fruit was on her head...until the Chiquita Banana
She prefers MY cock. Spanish faggot ain’t pleasin’ this down bitch
Looks like she likes the white rod in her bed but she sleeps on that brown shit
Guarantee that chick lives in a hut. Indigenous as fuck. Hell, the shit’s insane...
“XZY” ain’t code to hide from your new girl...It’s how you spell this bitches name

Vulgar
03-22-2018, 10:34 PM
Amen fantasized about slamming this broad for days
Tried not to get lost. Luckily her birth canal was on the map of Panama’s waterways
Instagrammin’ and Instacammin’ - wetness bursting up out of the jeans
And fuck a flower filter, she’d have plantains chirping around her weave
Look in her eyes, it wasn’t her choice to be nude. She’s avoiding dude.
That POV perspective has her questioning the point of you
Part-Peruvian llama, part call girl from the Bahamas
I know there’s plenty of fish in the sea…but she prob has a grill like a piranha’s
We get it, she was tryna get her nut in and THAT’s why she looks like a freaky squirrel
Can’t tell if she’s ur world or just the only skinny hyena who made it to Cheetah Girlz

Sunny
03-23-2018, 07:44 PM
She make her tits move too fast pop out her bra

El Muffin
03-23-2018, 07:45 PM
She make her tits move too fast pop out her bra


sraL

Add roast winner to dg accomps plz

Thx