LMFAO WITNESS PROTECTION GOT GLOSS THE BOSS HIDING OUT IN COWBOY FUCKSVILLE NOWHERETOWN BUT HIS LIPS R STILL GLOSSY AND HE TAKING A PIECE OF HIS HOMETOWN WITH HIM( roast of gloss pt2.)

[Ghost1]

http://i.imgur.com/CHGkE5N.jpg


Lol that hot or thot chat stays w the jewels got to remind myself to be sure to keep checking it


Wolves.......assemble

[Destroyer]

Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha

[Destroyer]

Bhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahaa

[Ghost1]

Yo on my life tho is that muffin under the urban cowboy and sunglass disguise?

SONS...I feel like this is the end of fight club and we just found out that he has been Tyler durden all along

Fucking muffin created glossy finish dick lips to be his alter ego to compensate but when muffin grew stronger than the image of glossy durden he tried to annihilated him by sending a shit squad.

Mind. Fucking. Blown.

I WANT HIS ADDR......bro.......that's u... With sunglasses and a Yankees cowboy hat on? I SAID GTLET THE ADDRESS AND WACK HIM I GOT IT!?#+

fucking goneeeee

[Zaddy]

I don’t really have anything to say, amen is a contributing member you gotta respect that tbh

[Amen]

Lmfao. Still better looking the bags and old man Des. I’m not worried.

[Ghost1]

That is literally the stupidest fuckin hat I've ever seen LMFAO

Lol fuckin adibese cowboy hat gone

[Ghost1]

Eduardo norton

[Amen]

That is literally the stupidest fuckin hat I've ever seen LMFAO

Lol fuckin adibese cowboy hat gone

I know. Had to grab the closest 10 gallon for the country concert brah. I’m not white redneck like you. Don’t have a collection of them.

Feel me? Lol hahaha.

Country music sucks.

[Ghost1]

Look like a seafood allergy in a Clint Eastwood costume

[Amen]

Anyways, have fun with this.

Posted for a reason. The site needs entertainment.

[El Muffin]

Nah I look nothing like him but interesting theory

Yeah the hat is what got me xD

[Amen]

Nah I look nothing like him but interesting theory

Yeah the hat is what got me xD

Word. That was a fail but w/e.

Awaiting the bags dick riders to hop out.

Enbombz 1st, floors your faggot. Go...

[Ghost1]

Fuckin fat faced autistic dirtbag look like he got dressed in Spencer's during a seizure

[Amen]

Fat faced? When your shit legit round?

Come bro. Your slipping. At least be funny, man.

[Ghost1]

Look like a time traveling bank robber from El Salvador

[Ghost1]

Oh good fagot amen going to respond to every comment lol STFU IDIOT THERES AM ETTIQUETTE TO THESE THINGS U PRIDE CONSUMED EGO FUCKING MANIAC

[Destroyer]

I’m gorgeous. I don’t what you’re talking about.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin milk dud Mr potato Head cowboy edition

[Ghost1]

Gay Rod

[Ghost1]

Look like the cover to the most obscure gay porn ever made

[Ghost1]

Unibomber crossbred with Adobe seasoning

[bleak]

A Rod's gay big brother, known as Big Rod on the strip

Could snort whatever

Nose look like it's running from the gloss finish

Tbr tho that's the worst hat I've ever seen burn it

This pic looks like it accompanied a Craigslist personals ad titled: HALF&HALF hillbilly bi/trans ready for w/e $50 OBO

[Ghost1]

Look like a Chucky cheese bouncers snap story

[Ghost1]

10 PESOS AND DRAW!

[~RustyGunZ~]

Look like the cover to the most obscure gay porn ever made

Dead-Ass 3: Return to Ranch Dressing Ranch

[Ghost1]

Lmaoooo

[Inno]

Gay Rod

Alex glossriguez

[bleak]

Look like the tribute page photo on Ricky Martin's last album

Southwest airlines needs documentation for that hat

[Amen]

I do get I look like ARod a lot lol... Funny hahaha

[~RustyGunZ~]

I do get I look like ARod a lot lol... Funny hahaha

You definitely look like you like A Rod a lot lol.. Funny hahaha

[Ghost1]

Lol u look like a rods retarded cousin Manny got loose in a fashion bug outlet

[~RustyGunZ~]

"Ain't enough room in this town fer the two'a us, B"

[Kill Spree]

Broke Gloss mountain

[Amen]

You definitely look like you like A Rod a lot lol.. Funny hahaha

You look inbred but I don't say shit lolol...

[~RustyGunZ~]

This is the future of equality that Nelly and Tim McGraw dreamed of on that starry night in 2004..

[bleak]

Look like he could play every character in a movie about A Rod's family lmao

[Ghost1]

Fuckin idiot look like he sell oranges in a Terminator costume loool

[Destroyer]

Poster boy for Black Lives Matter A Little Less

[~RustyGunZ~]

Dawg the Glossy Hunter

Papoose Chopped N Screwed

Big Facts Down Under

Lookin' like he puts spurs on his timbs

[Ghost1]

Sings the national anthem in autotune thru a dildo on taco Tuesdays karaoke night

[Ghost1]

Glossdorado city of lost dignity

[Inno]

Looking like a Tranny post and pre-op picture

[Ghost1]

Look like he stamps license plates in prison w his lips

[Inno]

Yo this nigga took this picture in the bathroom of the stadium. Like yeah this perfect.

[Amen]

Sings the national anthem in autotune thru a dildo on taco Tuesdays karaoke night

Lmfao

[Inno]

Sells used condoms at a discount behind the bodega

[Amen]

Yo this nigga took this picture in the bathroom of the stadium. Like yeah this perfect.

Not the bathroom. Hall way but word, posted just for NC hahaha, this was almost on point dawg lolol.

[Destroyer]

Stalker: Texas Ranger

[Inno]

Cowboy gaygloss

[Inno]

Looking like he just order 15 hotdogs I see you dree

[Inno]

Has a prostate exam every 1st of the month, take that take thaaattt take...that

[~RustyGunZ~]

The Good, The Bald and The Glossy

[Enbombz]

Word. That was a fail but w/e.

Awaiting the bags dick riders to hop out.

Enbombz 1st, floors your faggot. Go...

I only feed off your stupidity and lack of self awareness. I don't care how gay you look, honestly.

[Inno]

That hat screams I like having conversations in urinals

Those dick pleasers have seen many inches.

[Hush]

This nigga can literally never say nothing about anything



Ever


Again

[Inno]

If amen had to face death, he would take it in the ass

[Inno]

A(men)

[Hush]

Nigga face look like shaved horse pussy

[Incredible]

Needs shades for his lips, not eyes

Lips make Zelph jealous

Got lip injections at the same spot he got that hat.

Doctors always think he there for an allergy outbreak.

Lips twins with his wifes pussy.

Wife scared to get sucked in with every kiss.

Lips follow Kim K on Twitter.

[Inno]

After buying this hat, amens wife teabagged him

[Zaddy]

Needs shades for his lips, not eyes

Lips make Zelph jealous

Got lip injections at the same spot he got that hat.

Doctors always think he there for an allergy outbreak.

Lips twins with his wifes pussy.

Wife scared to get sucked in with every kiss.

Lips follow Kim K on Twitter.

Ahh so you decided to make a bad decisions

[Amen]

Nigga face look like shaved horse pussy

Lmfao wtf?

[Geno]

The wall obv isnt working is obv

[Amen]

Amens sons are faggots?

Step forward coward.

[Geno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_SPxjkqiZU


Gloss#3

[Inno]

Batty

I formally request your talents young skywalker

[Incredible]

Ahh so you decided to make a bad decisions

Zelph? That you man? It was just a joke isn't that what everyone else was doing?

No offense meant, sorry we still cool, so should I PM this account now?

[Zaddy]

Zelph? That you man? It was just a joke isn't that what everyone else was doing?

No offense meant, sorry we still cool, so should I PM this account now?

We good bro. I’m just coming down.

Call me Flem

[Incredible]

Lol you crazy bro

[Batty]

Dead-Ass 3: Return to Ranch Dressing Ranch

fucka gooooone


http://i.imgur.com/CHGkE5N.jpg

THIS SCREENSHOT OF WOODY FROM NEW ANIMATED GAY PORN FROM DIXAR CALLED: BOY STORY III. synopsis: All of Andy's homoerotic promiscuous action figures come to life when he turns the lights out. They keep trying to pee with boners and eat hamburger helper out of each others buttholes, zoinks. Hijinks ensue!!!! starring: Tom Yanks, Slim Allen and Andy Dick

this nigga lips look like a pink hamburger emoji

Awkward Texas Ranger

this nigga lookin like a non-gender specific Puerto rican Vin Diesel

this nigga wearing a black V neck over a black tee...srsly

this is why dude shot up that country concert in vegas tbh

Wilmer Valderrama Rodeo Clown

this nigga Skype name is STARFISH JONES


wearin beyonce shades

this how they snapchat meetup in gay bathroom buttsecks ring. You send a pic of yourself w/ NY cowgirl hat. It means Never Yell (he can take it)

"A Men" is his codename. They ask if he want a man or woman, he says "A Men" that means all bro gangbang.

Also known as DRE (Designated Rear Entry)

lookin like he at a banquet for republican Mexicans and shit

[Batty]

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/08/b6/ec/08b6ec23e42dedb587ac447dbb35a063.jpg

[Geno]

D.essignated R.ear E.ntry was lmfao

[veritas]

I am broken in half.

[Geno]

Apoco-lips

http://i.imgur.com/EzxgKGM.jpg

[Ghost1]

Wax statue at the gender equality museum

[Ghost1]

Look like a cartoon about border patrol in the 90s

[Ghost1]

Mascot for broke Lesnar's PBX league

[Amen]

fucka gooooone


http://i.imgur.com/CHGkE5N.jpg

THIS SCREENSHOT OF WOODY FROM NEW ANIMATED GAY PORN FROM DIXAR CALLED: BOY STORY III. synopsis: All of Andy's homoerotic promiscuous action figures come to life when he turns the lights out. They keep trying to pee with boners and eat hamburger helper out of each others buttholes, zoinks. Hijinks ensue!!!! starring: Tom Yanks, Slim Allen and Andy Dick

this nigga lips look like a pink hamburger emoji

Awkward Texas Ranger

this nigga lookin like a non-gender specific Puerto rican Vin Diesel

this nigga wearing a black V neck over a black tee...srsly

this is why dude shot up that country concert in vegas tbh

Wilmer Valderrama Rodeo Clown

this nigga Skype name is STARFISH JONES


wearin beyonce shades

this how they snapchat meetup in gay bathroom buttsecks ring. You send a pic of yourself w/ NY cowgirl hat. It means Never Yell (he can take it)

"A Men" is his codename. They ask if he want a man or woman, he says "A Men" that means all bro gangbang.

Also known as DRE (Designated Rear Entry)

lookin like he at a banquet for republican Mexicans and shit

Lmao

[Batty]

10 gallon of semen hat

[Inno]

Looking he’s hiding a army of dildos under that hat

[Amen]

LMFAO ya'll coming out the closet trying to deflect that shit on me LOL...

[Vulgar]

lookin like he wears a Smurf Tales mouthpiece wherever he goes

lookin like a Crush soda brand ambassador got a job as a barista at Robocop Burritos

You look like a fuckin disc jockey at Ducky Cheese

Job title: Homophobe Specialist, Blue Man Group HQ

Looking like the world he exists in is a lava lamp where nothing but Purple Rain plays in the background

lookin like he had a bad shroom trip and woke up as the secret government identity: Fausto the Necro Digital Assassin

lookin like he fucks barbies and posts videos on the dark web

lookn like he still wears fruit roll ups on his gums and smiles at people, stifling laughter

lookn like the Sunglass Hut rapist

lookn like his Xbox handle is TOMBSTONE'D EM, COACH

looking like he spits battery acid on 'infidels' at Ted Bundy remembrance seminars

looking like a hallway monitor at the elephant man's house

[Batty]

Gone at sunglasses hut rapist and elephant man's hall monitor

[Ghost1]

Look like he traded a pop tart for a bargain Western photo in a strange basement at ocean city

[Ghost1]

Mr peanut on spring break in texas

[Destroyer]

Hopalong Faggity

[Destroyer]

Doc Holigay

[Destroyer]

Clint Eatswood looooooool

[Ghost1]

Look like he drinks sunny d and and sells knives at the swap market

[Ghost1]

Look like a super villain from the magic school bus

[~RustyGunZ~]

Shootout at the O.K. Carol you slut lool

Lookin like a Japanese tourist

Coyotes on the south border call him Incognito Tito

Hidden Red Dead character that can only be unlocked pressing X,X,O,Up,Left and Square with only the use of your rectal cavities muscles

[Destroyer]

Looks like he’s on the sideline at a karate tourney yelling at the ref for not paying enough attention to his son’s kata

[Ghost1]

Sucks jizz thru a silly straw while he watches nascar

[Ghost1]

Jap tourist lmaoooooooo

[Destroyer]

That literally made me sick to my stomach (the jizz one)

[Ghost1]

The cover art for finny does dallas

[Ghost1]

That literally made me sick to my stomach (the jizz one)

Almost didn't post was on the fence about that one LOL

[~RustyGunZ~]

The cover art for finny does dallas

Jesus lmao

We’re done here folks

[El Muffin]

Shootout at the O.K. Carol you slut lool



Hidden Red Dead character that can only be unlocked pressing X,X,O,Up,Left and Square with only the use of your rectal cavities muscles


Deadddd

[Vulgar]

His dating profile headline says: "HECTOR. HITMAN. I WANT THE CULO. 702-231-4242..."

Lookn like a USB fighter

Lookin like he has an illegal fannypack smuggling business

Lookin like the code words to get into his house is "Guac, bro. Did you bring the guac?"

Lookin like he digs graves at the Digital Underground

Serial entrepreneur: founder and managing director at CuntRoller Systems Inc

Lookin like he incrementally buys timeshares at Neverland Ranch

The Fast Traction Hero

Lookin like the mayor of Pokelahoma

He moonlights as Moonlight in a cosplay drama called The Sun, the Moon, and the Shriveled Dick

Lookin like he pops waterbeds at furniture stores and fills them with orange GoGurt

Lookin like he only speaks if you recite the lyrics of Weezer songs backwards in a NY accent

[Amen]

The cover art for finny does dallas

This slaughtered me LMFAO.

[Batty]

This nigga lookin like he about to say YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE NAME OF...... GOLD DUST

Lost his hat, it was immediately returned to Glosst and Found.

Flashy grapefruit salesman

This nigga eats expired Lunchables with the cast from Ned's Declassified

He runs a gay cowboy themed nightclub in Wyoming called PEGGING PAUL'S HUNK HAVEN

Glossed in Translation

Runs a firework stand that only sells sparklers

Wardrobe provided by: Queer Eye for the Gay Guy

He shaves his chest hairs with startled armidillos

AKA The Unibrowbomber

Competes in chili cook offs and always puts too much ghost peppers

This nigga tried to put a Decepticon tape into an mp3 player

he lets lesser fag put pop rocks in their butt and fart on his mustache

This nigga drive a purple Silverado with bicycle rims and a novelty horn

Rooster Cockburn