well, its official. i have no reason to ever leave the house again

[uh-oh]

outside of that miserable necessity known as work of course.

https://www.goldbely.com/

why wasn't this ever mentioned in life

[Inno]

Tell me more

[uh-oh]

i just copped some philly cheesesteaks and some NY pizza

basically just buy food from restaurants not where you are

maryland crab cakes/maine lobster/ny or chicago pizza/philly cheesesteaks/nashville hot chicken

etcetcetc

its pricey for sure but will be worth it on occasion

also they gave me this referral code so if any of you buy anything use it to get 25 off, and i'll get 25 off my next order lol

DERBYPIE2509

but word i was disappointed the joes pizza was sold out though. went with table 87, although both table 87 and robertas seem on some FANCY shit. im just tryna get some NY SLICES yadig. they gotta pretty it all up and shit though. still hoping its better than the shit pizza around heaa

[Sharp]

That referral code good for awhile? Found some specialty pierogis that look crazy good

[uh-oh]

i think its good until someone uses it, i dunno though.

[Zaddy]

How is that even possible?

How do I order food from NY if I’m in Miami? uh-oh

[uh-oh]

you purchase it, they deliver it lol

but word depending on the food type, they cook it or not basically.

like the philly cheesesteaks i bought, they make the cheesesteaks and cook them, then freeze them overnight before shipping them with reheating instructions. same with the pizza. im assuming it ships like blue apron and other food services, with ice packs and insulated boxes

but word, its not like your getting it fresh out the oven, you do gotta reheat it.

but im guessing an ACTUAL philly cheesesteak, reheated how they recommend is still gonna body the steak and cheese from subway lol.

same with the pizzas. i mean we've made entire trips to jersey under the guise of visiting family just to come back with a bunch of pizza. so being able to just order the ny equivalent is dopeeee

[El Muffin]

Now I can get some sauteed orca penis

Been waiting on a development like this for quite a long time

[Chill Phil]

Nah fam. Freezing and Reheat downgrades the quality. I can't support this.

[El Muffin]

Nah fam. Freezing and Reheat downgrades the quality. I can't support this.

As opposed to eating a shredded cow ass sandwich from subway?

I think ill take the drop in quality

I can attest personally to not having superior eateries where I'm at

I'd kill for some legitimate shit bro

[Enbombz]

Am I missing something... How is hard to make a steak and cheese sub at home.

[El Muffin]

Authentic shit ^

I can't cook for SHIT

Wolfgang SUCK in this bitch I'm deadass srs

I can bbq that's about it

Everything else is strictly "no other alternative I'm hungry" status

[Enbombz]

Authentic shit ^

I can't cook for SHIT

Wolfgang SUCK in this bitch I'm deadass srs

I can bbq that's about it

Everything else is strictly "no other alternative I'm hungry" status

Fair enough it's pretty simple though. Thinly sliced or shaved rib eye and provolone cheese are the main parts and a good roll.

[Chill Phil]

As opposed to eating a shredded cow ass sandwich from subway?

I think ill take the drop in quality

I can attest personally to not having superior eateries where I'm at

I'd kill for some legitimate shit bro
It's all processed junk though. Cow ass in everything.

[Ghost1]

Word to seadad shit wack

Fuck I look like paying in the ceiling for leftovers smh

Literally I don't eat anything reheated unless it's chicken. Even pizza becomes a vile creature after the microwave

[Inno]

Yo I’ve looking at food delivery services for my family

Blue apron seems dope but so does this ish.

I’ve also been looking at meat boxes. Like same ish as the food delivery cept it’s all different cuts of meat, grass fed beef, chicken and pork. It’s a little up there in price but looks worth it. It’s called butcherbox if any one is interested

[El Muffin]

Omaha steaks has nice package deals that come in these "Styrofoam coolers" if you will . dry ice keeping shit kosher n whatnot

Filet mignon , other cuts n sides too

[uh-oh]

Am I missing something... How is hard to make a steak and cheese sub at home.

its not hard at all

but it aint a philly cheesesteak

granted i've never had a philly cheesesteak, but i can tell the differences in other shit

a bagel from a jewish place in NYC is gonna shit on a bagel anywhere else. its just facts

a pizza from nyc shits on a pizza anywhere else

if i order bbq from austin texas im sure its gonna be better than bbq in bumfuck ohio

its about getting food from specific acclaimed restaurants/delis/etc as opposed to the shit you have access to

[uh-oh]

Yo I’ve looking at food delivery services for my family

Blue apron seems dope but so does this ish.

I’ve also been looking at meat boxes. Like same ish as the food delivery cept it’s all different cuts of meat, grass fed beef, chicken and pork. It’s a little up there in price but looks worth it. It’s called butcherbox if any one is interested

i havent tried the meat ones. blue apron was super hit or miss and not worth it at all to me.

you don't get to pick what they send you. so you get stuck with shit you'd never eat for 60 every two weeks. the food itself is quality. but the recipes are on some goofy shit. i remember i got some weird raisin chipotle meatloaf? like wtf. i just made burgers with the ground beef and threw the rest of it away lol

the best thing i got from blue apron was some taco thing though that was fire. mainly because the ground pork and sauce you made with it was ridiculous. been chasing that dragon since. but it was 1 thing out of 6 i got sent.

[uh-oh]

Word to seadad shit wack

Fuck I look like paying in the ceiling for leftovers smh

Literally I don't eat anything reheated unless it's chicken. Even pizza becomes a vile creature after the microwave

what type of vile creature microwaves pizza?

its oven or just cold like a man and nothing else.

[Enbombz]

its not hard at all

but it aint a philly cheesesteak

granted i've never had a philly cheesesteak, but i can tell the differences in other shit

a bagel from a jewish place in NYC is gonna shit on a bagel anywhere else. its just facts

a pizza from nyc shits on a pizza anywhere else

if i order bbq from austin texas im sure its gonna be better than bbq in bumfuck ohio

its about getting food from specific acclaimed restaurants/delis/etc as opposed to the shit you have access to

Not really though dude. It's more about who is making it and the ingredients. Geography doesn't really play a part in how things taste just the experience. But do you.

[Elemental P]

outside of that miserable necessity known as work of course.

https://www.goldbely.com/

why wasn't this ever mentioned in life

I was assuming u had ordered a sex doll

[uh-oh]

Not really though dude. It's more about who is making it and the ingredients. Geography doesn't really play a part in how things taste just the experience. But do you.

[El Muffin]

Not really though dude. It's more about who is making it and the ingredients. Geography doesn't really play a part in how things taste just the experience. But do you.

I beg to differ

In some states the ingredients aren't ummm fresh or a big staple to the region


For example . Montana

Seafood isn't huge out here n ppl eat imitation crab thinking its Dungeness in the fucking cake or whatever lol

I don't fw seafood thankfully

[Enbombz]

I beg to differ

In some states the ingredients aren't ummm fresh or a big staple to the region


For example . Montana

Seafood isn't huge out here n ppl eat imitation crab thinking its Dungeness in the fucking cake or whatever lol

I don't fw seafood thankfully

This is true to some extent. But the ingredients for a pizza or a steak sandwich aren't really rare items.

[Ghost1]

Geography 100% factors in to food quality and taste smh elemental fuckin idiot Everytime he posts smh

An I don't microwave the pizza NEVER but I've tried it when I was like 6.......my point is any food reheated.....even in the oven....sucks

[El Muffin]

Shiiit

Put some soggy fried chicken breasts in the oven.. Guarantee that shit will crisp back up for you

I put that on Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth

[uh-oh]

This is true to some extent. But the ingredients for a pizza or a steak sandwich aren't really rare items.

they are though

again i can't speak on the cheesesteak since im ignorant to it

but FRESH mozzarella, made in the shop, with sauce made in the shop, with dough made in the shop, with the ny water, and different flour/starter/etc makes a huge difference

sure anyone can make dough anywhere, and make sauce anywhere and even make their own mozzarella, but it ain't coming from the same sources, and you ain't making it the same way

i don't understand how this is even a debate?

[El Muffin]

He's british James

[uh-oh]

Geography 100% factors in to food quality and taste smh elemental fuckin idiot Everytime he posts smh

An I don't microwave the pizza NEVER but I've tried it when I was like 6.......my point is any food reheated.....even in the oven....sucks

would you rather have a papa johns pizza fresh from the delivery man

or a legit NY pizza cooked and designed to be reheated?

its not even a discussion. i think you guys are hung up on the prices. which is understandable. i just have too much disposable income and have 0 problem wasting it on food i cant access here

[Enbombz]

Fuck knows I live in a city. I didn't realise how stark it is out there for resources .most things are available here I wouldn't have any problem getting almost everything that's been mentioned. It's not like high end products. Ive been round most of europe and in my experience most things you can execute to a very similar standard..

[uh-oh]

i can "get" anything thats mentioned as well

anyone in america can "get" anything. the point is the quality of it

if you are in england or whatever then you ain't getting the same quality of mexican food as someone in cali/texas or something. i don't understand why you are being difficult on this?

i can buy all the ingredients for a chinese food meal, like general tso's chicken, but you ain't gonna make it like a chinese place, its impossible.

quit being difficult to be difficult.

[Enbombz]

i can "get" anything thats mentioned as well

anyone in america can "get" anything. the point is the quality of it

if you are in england or whatever then you ain't getting the same quality of mexican food as someone in cali/texas or something. i don't understand why you are being difficult on this?

i can buy all the ingredients for a chinese food meal, like general tso's chicken, but you ain't gonna make it like a chinese place, its impossible.

quit being difficult to be difficult.

I don't give a fuck dude, really it was just my two cents. I used to be a chef in my early twenties. Most places you eat out from buy from a combination of quality vs profit margins. They aren't buying the best stuff. if you say the only place you can get a philly cheese steak that taste as good as a philly cheese stake is philly, thats cool too.

[El Muffin]

He's british James

I'm telling you

He don't give af bout different grades of mozzarella

Is there even such a thing as a high quality British cuisine

Like .. They always seemed practical , traditional even

Like German food but different

Not known to be upper echelon

No disrespect to brits but I can tell your like just gimme somesteak and Velveeta n ill make u a Philly

Lol nah . ull make one but it won't come close to a legit Philly

I have had a authentic Philly ONE TIME n have dozens of adaptations elsewhere . none of them equate

[Enbombz]

I'm telling you

He don't give af bout different grades of mozzarella

Is there even such a thing as a high quality British cuisine

Like .. They always seemed practical , traditional even

Like German food but different

Not known to be upper echelon

No disrespect to brits but I can tell your like just gimme somesteak and Velveeta n ill make u a Philly

Lol nah . ull make one but it won't come close to a legit Philly

I have had a authentic Philly ONE TIME n have dozens of adaptations elsewhere . none of them equate

I wish you were trollin

[El Muffin]

I'm not . not trying to throw shade atchya though . I just completely agree with James's stance itt

[Enbombz]

I didn't realise everybody was a philly steak connoisseur over there.

[El Muffin]

I didn't realise everybody was a philly steak connoisseur over there.

No not an expert

Just personal experience

I can't find a better Philly n I had one in Chicago , nola and va

[Ghost1]

Muffin a fuckin idiot for saying Britain doesn't know fine cuisine

Guys get outside

[uh-oh]

STAY INSIDE GUYS

ITS COMFY AND WARM

i mean come on enbombz? sure there is fish and chips everywhere, (thats what brits eat right? blood pudding?) but if presented the opportunity to have a top 10 fish and chips place just deliver it to your door you wouldn't enjoy that?

or you'd just make it yourself better. i mean anyone can buy fish and potato's and bread them and fry em so whats the point

[Witty]

Black pudding is amazing tho.

[El Muffin]

Black pudding is amazing tho.

Its fkn blood sausage

That shit is GROSSS

lol you have a spartanesque diet n don't even know it

Black pudding isn't acclaimed elsewhere for good reason

Think on it . French , Italian , Spanish all the European countries staple dishes have somewhat transitioned elsewhere (not solely the us mind you) hell even Germany with weunerschnitzel . what's great Britain's staple dish? Fish n chips? Idk but that seems food truck type shit. Black pudding is definitely up there from what I've seen and heard from various outlets . yet its not popular except Britain ,Ireland Wales n a few Scandinavian countries that readily admit its an acquired taste

I respect your gullet though you guys eat the same shit Samuel Pepys was eating when he was documenting the black plague

Much respect

[El Muffin]

If it's pudding n it don't come in a snack pack then hell to the mfkn nah my nigga

[Enbombz]

STAY INSIDE GUYS

ITS COMFY AND WARM

i mean come on enbombz? sure there is fish and chips everywhere, (thats what brits eat right? blood pudding?) but if presented the opportunity to have a top 10 fish and chips place just deliver it to your door you wouldn't enjoy that?

or you'd just make it yourself better. i mean anyone can buy fish and potato's and bread them and fry em so whats the point

Not if i had to reheat it and no its not really that popular anymore. More for the older crowd. It's the same with most recipes though. Just stick a places name and tell people it won't be the same cos of the water or dirt it grows in round there or sum shit

[Witty]

Great Britain's staple diet is not fish and chips. There is a huge variety of food here, we do not all just live on fish and chips, and in fact it's popularity is massively overstated, curries are much more popular...Chicken Tikka Masala is generally considered the most popular dish in Britain, while the traditional sunday roast and the 'fry up' are much more popular than fish and chips. Also, Wales is in Britain. Also, it makes me amused you would consider something gross without tasting it simply because it contains a small amount of blood...mixed with other ingredients, but probably eat sausages which often contain unspeakable parts of a pig, such as the anus etc. I do too, because sausages are dope as fuck, and I don't care what's in it....it tastes nice. Same with black pudding...it tastes dope as fuck, don't care what's in it.

[Enbombz]

Its fkn blood sausage

That shit is GROSSS

lol you have a spartanesque diet n don't even know it

Black pudding isn't acclaimed elsewhere for good reason

Think on it . French , Italian , Spanish all the European countries staple dishes have somewhat transitioned elsewhere (not solely the us mind you) hell even Germany with weunerschnitzel . what's great Britain's staple dish? Fish n chips? Idk but that seems food truck type shit. Black pudding is definitely up there from what I've seen and heard from various outlets . yet its not popular except Britain ,Ireland Wales n a few Scandinavian countries that readily admit its an acquired taste

I respect your gullet though you guys eat the same shit Samuel Pepys was eating when he was documenting the black plague

Much respect

We are more of a sponge than anything . Alot of foods are just universal aren't they. British foods a bit broader but English foods either like old school working class fill you up food tbh other than that its more about quality produce executed well. We got everything though, so its not like theres just one food everyone eats.

The yorkshire pudding burrito is a dope recent thing i've tried

[El Muffin]

Great Britain's staple diet is not fish and chips. There is a huge variety of food here, we do not all just live on fish and chips, and in fact it's popularity is massively overstated, curries are much more popular...Chicken Tikka Masala is generally considered the most popular dish in Britain, while the traditional sunday roast and the 'fry up' are much more popular than fish and chips. Also, Wales is in Britain. Also, it makes me amused you would consider something gross without tasting it simply because it contains a small amount of blood...mixed with other ingredients, but probably eat sausages which often contain unspeakable parts of a pig, such as the anus etc. I do too, because sausages are dope as fuck, and I don't care what's in it....it tastes nice. Same with black pudding...it tastes dope as fuck, don't care what's in it.

I have tasted it . mind you it was my friends moms concoction n he even said. to be wary lol

But I'm guessing her interpretation wasn't up to snuff

Bro isn't masala Indian influenced? In b4 "India crown jewel muff" . U idiot . #Rudyardkipling

I'm thinking the countries applications of its spice heavy nature created that but I'm not sure

Bout to wiki

But yeah spot on with the working class segment

Pretty much what I imagined

Practical af

Roasts? Oh yeah I remember seeing as much . Its huge here too somewhat . Pot Roast w/ taters n carrots etc is so fkn dankkk

[El Muffin]

Hmm . origins trace back to Punjab region of India annnndddd apparently Scotland???!!!

curry based tho so like wtf the Scots had that? Interesting

[Enbombz]

Its that colonial link innit. We've had alot of Indian and Pakistani immigration for generations

[El Muffin]

Article said it originated from either India or Scotland

Like its disputed

But I'm like .. Uhhh I don't think the Scots were fucking with curry that early on to potentially create the dish before the Ghandi nigs but wtf do I know

I'm sure its an Indian thing that y'all fell in love with

[Witty]

Chicken tikka is Indian, Masala was made in Scotland.

[El Muffin]

Ahhh . that explains it

More useless info to pack into the already scatterbrained archives

Move over Tour de France meth induced heatstrokes , make room for the origins of tikka masala

Great.

In all srsness thx for enduring my brand of Americanized ignorance n educating a nigga

I'm out

[PancakeBrah]

Glad we got to the bottom of that, thanks Muff.

It is easy to see how the culinary contributions of England, a centuries old cultural center that used to be the dominant superpower of the world, seem irrelevant once the palate is accustomed to the fare on oil rigs and Cartel-land Oklahoma.

[Enbombz]

Glad we got to the bottom of that, thanks Muff.

It is easy to see how the culinary contributions of England, a centuries old cultural center that used to be the dominant superpower of the world, seem irrelevant once the palate is accustomed to the fare on oil rigs and Cartel-land Oklahoma.

Gone

[uh-oh]

dem niggaz eatin birds

[Allen Knight]

Not really though dude. It's more about who is making it and the ingredients. Geography doesn't really play a part in how things taste just the experience. But do you.

nah this is false, i been to plenty of places & ny an jersey pizza shits on all the spots in other states i been in.

[El Muffin]

Glad we got to the bottom of that, thanks Muff.

It is easy to see how the culinary contributions of England, a centuries old cultural center that used to be the dominant superpower of the world, seem irrelevant once the palate is accustomed to the fare on oil rigs and Cartel-land Oklahoma.

Yawnnn get off my dick bruh

Could be easily concluded that tikka masala was an Indian thing at its inception

Go sit your ass down n look for next opportunity to say something slick k

[El Muffin]

I actually apologized for my particular brand of ignorance

Felt like I learned something . Irrelevant info like I said prior but ay now I know the origins of a seemingly at first glance Indian dish? Lmao .

[Geno]

Thats unfortunate

[Ghost1]

Glad we got to the bottom of that, thanks Muff.

It is easy to see how the culinary contributions of England, a centuries old cultural center that used to be the dominant superpower of the world, seem irrelevant once the palate is accustomed to the fare on oil rigs and Cartel-land Oklahoma.

lmaoooooooo repped

[Ghost1]

must spread :/

[El Muffin]

You gonna tell me you knew a goddamn tikka masala was originally a dish created in Scotland?

Based on England being a superpower ? xD

Lmao cake is a fuckboy who follows me around discussion looking for a high 5

Clown ass nigga stop stalking me... matter fact don't even post in my general direction

Lame ass

[PancakeBrah]

Please quit insulting me.

[El Muffin]

Please quit insulting me.

Lol

You first

I haven't even addressed you once

Everything I've said has been a response to you coming at my neck

So.

I'm capable of being friendly but we can shoot the ones whenever whoever

Ion gotta problem w/ u untill u start taking shots

So I fire back regardless how successful it may be

We good

[Allen Knight]

nc back in full swing.

[Diode]

Glad we got to the bottom of that, thanks Muff.

It is easy to see how the culinary contributions of England, a centuries old cultural center that used to be the dominant superpower of the world, seem irrelevant once the palate is accustomed to the fare on oil rigs and Cartel-land Oklahoma.

i love you. gay-marry me?