Two Things: Should I smash my neighbor? And Is plain lizard edible?

[GUDELJ]

1. I live in an area infested with Cubans and Cuban woman are top 3 most sluttiest women in the world. Ok SO. I have neighbors who are a Cuban man and woman and are barely home, I think she’s a dancer and he’s into some sort of sketchy shit because they have a nice crib 4/3 and are renting! She’s home a lot more then he is and she’s always outside wearing skimpy shit whenever I get home from my shift. She don’t speak a lick of English but thankfully I speak Spanish 89% so I’m good. Idk if she wants to get into it but she always looks at me with estranged eyes and sizes me with a zaaam type smile? I personally have the potential to go bring her into my home and smash (but I don’t want to disrespect my girl) or I can go into hers (but I feel bad). What do I do? Amen mostly.


2. Are plain lizards edible? Legit question. If the apocalypse came and it balled down to Barely and foods left, would regular plain outside lizards be edibl? Are the nutritions?



I need these question answered ASAP please!

[Amen]

Speak Spanish 89% Lolllll

Ask Muff nigga... He recently received his PhD - Pimpin Hoe Degree.

He's got all the answers you are looking for, b.
El Muffin

[GUDELJ]

Speak Spanish 89% Lolllll

Ask Muff nigga... He recently received his PhD - Pimpin Hoe Degree.

He's got all the answers you are looking for, b.
El Muffin

What would you do?


But yeah El Muffin who still haven’t dropped verse in the tourney yet

[Amen]

Nothing.

I'm faithful, lol.

[GUDELJ]

Nothing.

I'm faithful, lol.

But didn’t you post a pic of you sexting some black chick? And you said you’ve fucked a lot

[El Muffin]

What would you do?


But yeah El Muffin who still haven’t dropped verse in the tourney yet

Just did.

Hold up lemme read all tgis

[Elemental P]

Don't do it... I got ....well kinda still am involved with a married chick and it was all fun and cool til shit got a lil serious and the bitch still married LMAO. And lizards barely have meat on them fo for frog legs at least.

I don't really condone cheating tbh even tho I never cheated, me fucking with a married chick is bad juju. But w.e homie, do you.

[Elemental P]

She's Cuban so that's a definite smash pass...always wanted me some ethnic bitches. Hell maybe her and her man are swingers or done to orgy

[El Muffin]

You gotta feel it out if you really want to .

See how receptive she is to certain things .. C'mon you know what your doing

Only unknown is how curious you are about the prospect about Fucking this bitch

If she eyeing you lol with estranged eyes then bam she looking for a temp rescue .. Translation : she wants you to beat the embargo out of her pussy

Only thing is.. Like how you get that ball rolling . hard to tell how to proceed based on info presented here

But subtly shoot ur shot . engage in a friendly convo next time she's solo n send the same signals she's sending sans the "helpp me" look in her eyes .xD

Let her know very subtly you feeling her u dig . should come out ur pores . but don't overdo it

[GUDELJ]

She's Cuban so that's a definite smash pass...always wanted me some ethnic bitches. Hell maybe her and her man are swingers or done to orgy

I’ve had to confront the guy before because he thought it would be a good idea to have a loud ass music blasting backyard party at 11pm on a Sunday night

I quickly deaded that shit and it hasn’t happened since but Cubans are known for being disrespectful and ratchet, it’s in their nature.

I used to be a p.o.s who’d cheat on all my girlfriends and I had a true belief that that’s what kept relationships alive tbh but I’ve matured a lot since then and have grown a conscience that keeps me faithful with current chick

[GUDELJ]

You gotta feel it out if you really want to .

See how receptive she is to certain things .. C'mon you know what your doing

Only unknown is how curious you are about the prospect about Fucking this bitch

If she eyeing you lol with estranged eyes then bam she looking for a temp rescue .. Translation : she wants you to beat the embargo out of her pussy

Only thing is.. Like how you get that ball rolling . hard to tell how to proceed based on info presented here

But subtly shoot ur shot . engage in a friendly convo next time she's solo n send the same signals she's sending sans the "helpp me" look in her eyes .xD

Let her know very subtly you feeling her u dig . should come out ur pores . but don't overdo it

One things for sure is I suck at flirting in Spanish but yeah if it came to it I’d just have to shoot my shot as is.

Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home?

This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man

[El Muffin]

Nigga u catching lizards to supplement your diet?

Stop playing xD

I'm ignoring that query

[El Muffin]

One things for sure is I suck at flirting in Spanish but yeah if it came to it I’d just have to shoot my shot as is.

Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home?

This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man

Yes. She has a her own thing going . n you two are neighbors . Only route to be taken is exactly that

If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore

Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass

U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it and HAVE but stay vigilant .

[Elemental P]

One things for sure is I suck at flirting in Spanish but yeah if it came to it I’d just have to shoot my shot as is.

Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home?

This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man

Don't shit where you sleep and eat. Didn't you mention you living with ur girl?

[ill nik-A]

U crackers, I swear

[Elemental P]

U crackers, I swear

But he speaks 89% Spanish bro

[ill nik-A]

But he speaks 89% Spanish bro

Crackers are pigs yo

[GUDELJ]

U crackers, I swear

Lol how do you feel about noise complaints on a week night ?

[El Muffin]

Don't shit where you sleep and eat. Didn't you mention you living with ur girl?


Pshhhh

Obv if he's entertaining the idea he's good with potentially losing that

Like worst case scenario he will be ok

Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation is how I see it

Some relationships I've been in ain't no way I'm even thinking about Fucking off

Thetes been a few where I'm like its whatever tho

[uh-oh]

a. no
b. yes

[GUDELJ]

Yes. She has a her own thing going . n you two are neighbors . Only route to be taken is exactly that

If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore

Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass

U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it but stay vigilant .

Yeah well I’m not a bad fuck so I can imagine her wanting a second date, but nah I’m not trying to get tangled up in a situation where it can begin to put my own relationship in jeopardy because yo Cuban woman don’t fuckin play. Neither do black.

Elemental P yeah I live with my girl but like I mentioned before I had the mindset that cheating actually helps a relationship last longer

I called it the Recycle Theory:

Think of the recycling symbol on a garbage can, the blue bins, notice how there is three arrows each pointing at each other in a triangular rotation.

Now, think of each arrow in the triangle as a girl. 1 of them being yor significant other, the other 2 being side pieces or hookups etc..

Having sex with the same person becomes redundant and old after so long, so my theory was that cheating having sex with other females would spice up my sex life and keep me interested in my girlfriend. Why? How? Because I’m banging new puss on the regular which has been proven to keep me more excited when I see my girl, always eager to thrash the vag.

So basically each girl in the triangle is helping me stay interested in the other, thus giving it an everlasting effect of interest and keeping my relationship hot forever..

It worked with my best ex until I decided to leave her for another girl which was really stupid and I regret it till this day. But yeah obv this is a one way thing, if a girl does this she a thot

What do you think?

[ill nik-A]

Lol how do you feel about noise complaints on a week night ?

My shits are soundproof. So not concerned at all.

[GUDELJ]

My shits are soundproof. So not concerned at all.

Nah your people are loud af out the mouth and had that shit blasting in the backyard with dj speakers lol fuck na

[ill nik-A]

Nah your people are loud af out the mouth and had that shit blasting in the backyard with dj speakers lol fuck na

Yup we loud

Go DJ

[El Muffin]

Lmao interesting theory . the recycle shit

Think that happens alot.... just subconsciously

[GUDELJ]

Lmao interesting theory . the recycle shit

Think that happens alot.... just subconsciously

What do you mean ?

[WRATH]

Go for it on both

[GUDELJ]

Ok those who are answering regarding the plain outside lizards


Niggas eat frog leg, what’s the difference on eatingplain lizard body?

You got ppl out here milking roaches and drinking roach milk

[Destroyer]

Lizards are 89% nutritious, yo

[Elemental P]

Pshhhh

Obv if he's entertaining the idea he's good with potentially losing that

Like worst case scenario he will be ok

Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation is how I see it

Some relationships I've been in ain't no way I'm even thinking about Fucking off

Thetes been a few where I'm like its whatever tho

Lmao boy better hide his game systems and shit if he get got slipping. Maybe he can move in with his neighbors lmao

[Elemental P]

Yeah well I’m not a bad fuck so I can imagine her wanting a second date, but nah I’m not trying to get tangled up in a situation where it can begin to put my own relationship in jeopardy because yo Cuban woman don’t fuckin play. Neither do black.

Elemental P yeah I live with my girl but like I mentioned before I had the mindset that cheating actually helps a relationship last longer

I called it the Recycle Theory:

Think of the recycling symbol on a garbage can, the blue bins, notice how there is three arrows each pointing at each other in a triangular rotation.

Now, think of each arrow in the triangle as a girl. 1 of them being yor significant other, the other 2 being side pieces or hookups etc..

Having sex with the same person becomes redundant and old after so long, so my theory was that cheating having sex with other females would spice up my sex life and keep me interested in my girlfriend. Why? How? Because I’m banging new puss on the regular which has been proven to keep me more excited when I see my girl, always eager to thrash the vag.

So basically each girl in the triangle is helping me stay interested in the other, thus giving it an everlasting effect of interest and keeping my relationship hot forever..

It worked with my best ex until I decided to leave her for another girl which was really stupid and I regret it till this day. But yeah obv this is a one way thing, if a girl does this she a thot

What do you think?

I get what you mean but it depends on ur connection with ur girl. If she Found out, would she keep yo ass? If so....then what do u have to lose?

[El Muffin]

What do you mean ?

Cheated on my most recent ex after an argument ...

Came back n beat that shit up n it felt seemingly like a new experience

She found out eventually about the girl I fucked too but I told her it was going to happen so

She kinda blamed herself for telling me to go do this N that not thinking I'd actually do it

[Elemental P]

Anger bangs are always fun

[Amen]

But didn’t you post a pic of you sexting some black chick? And you said you’ve fucked a lot

Don’t worry about my sex live lol.

[GUDELJ]

Cheated on my most recent ex after an argument ...

Came back n beat that shit up n it felt seemingly like a new experience

She found out eventually about the girl I fucked too but I told her it was going to happen so

She kinda blamed herself for telling me to go do this N that not thinking I'd actually do it

Sounds about right, cheating definitely helps keeps things spicy, but it can also do the exact opposite...it can make you get tired of your loved one and have you make a rash decision you wouldn’t normally make. Pusssy is dangerous

[Amen]

Taking advice from Muff is the last thing you should do, officer doofy. He will have you fired and slinging meth with a part time job of selling weed while getting high on your own supply.

He can't even follow the 10 crack commandments THE GOAT BIG layed out for hustlers.

[GUDELJ]

Taking advice from Muff is the last thing you should do, officer doofy. He will have you fired and slinging meth with a part time job of selling weed while getting high on your own supply.

He can't even follow the 10 crack commandments THE GOAT BIG layed out for hustlers.

But you told me to ask him..

[Elemental P]

LMFAO I hope we all burn in hell

[GUDELJ]

LMFAO I hope we all burn in hell

I don’t, I’m catholic.

[Elemental P]

I don’t, I’m catholic.

Lmfoallal...
You trolling STFU LMAO.

See you in hell, sinner.

[Chill Phil]

Give her the penis pump bro. Just start a fight with your girl and break up with her for a few hours, and when you're done, call her back and say you can't live without her.

[El Muffin]

^ dawg the worst is when u try that Chill Phil via msngr

N she hits u with the dreaded blue thumbs up


LMAO OMFG . I swear I hate the blue thumbs up

Like I hate when bitches send me that . it Fucking . drives me mad

I always go off n be like don't Fucking thumbs up me . even when the scenario isn't even srs

But that and the sly face emoji with the " I'm up to something " smile

Lol . triggers for me freal

[Elemental P]

I made a post on FB about when a girl sends you a thumbs up it translates to, you're a fucking douchebag.... Many women concurred this on my post...I hate a thumbs up from a girl.....like foreal hate that shit. Punch that bitch the fuck out

[GUDELJ]

Lmfoallal...
You trolling STFU LMAO.

See you in hell, sinner.

Nah fam I really am catholic? Lol

[GUDELJ]

Thumbs up? Wtf are y’all talking about lmao

[Elemental P]

Thumbs up? Wtf are y’all talking about lmao

On messages, text or fb.

And god damn u really a Catholic? You fucked b.
Having sex while not married, mortal sin.
Thy shall not slay they neighbors wife.
Missing a single Sunday of church is a mortal sin too, so is masterbation....

Confess your sins my son or you fucked for eternity

[GUDELJ]

Yeah I need to repent tbh

[GUDELJ]

Elemental P yo I’m honestly most concerned with the plain lizard question if you could help me more with that

[Elemental P]

Elemental P yo I’m honestly most concerned with the plain lizard question if you could help me more with that

Well....what kinda lizard? Komodo dragon? Regular tiny ass lizards? Some are poisonous. You're better off eating shit like worms and frogs.


"Are lizards good to eat?
This is the conclusion of a study published in the International Journal of Food Microbiology, which shows that people can catch certain diseases (trichinosis, pentastomiasis, gnathostomiasis and sparganosis) by eating the meat of reptiles such as crocodiles, turtles, lizards or snakes.Feb"

[GUDELJ]

Well....what kinda lizard? Komodo dragon? Regular tiny ass lizards? Some are poisonous. You're better off eating shit like worms and frogs.


"Are lizards good to eat?
This is the conclusion of a study published in the International Journal of Food Microbiology, which shows that people can catch certain diseases (trichinosis, pentastomiasis, gnathostomiasis and sparganosis) by eating the meat of reptiles such as crocodiles, turtles, lizards or snakes.Feb"

Bro the regular plain ass lizards you see all over the place outside your house and everywhere. Not exotic lizards or none of that bologna

[Elemental P]

Bro the regular plain ass lizards you see all over the place outside your house and everywhere. Not exotic lizards or none of that bologna

Eating reptiles isn't exactly a good idea as that above post mentioned, and why lizards? There's tons of other shit that's edible, squirrels, rabbits, deer etc. Lizards are edible yea, but chances are you'll get sick. There's practically no meat on them either. If it really came down to it (idk where you live) then yea you could eat them...but I'd suggest fishing first, and hunting and gathering. Lizards will not provide enough sustience

[Chill Phil]

^ dawg the worst is when u try that Chill Phil via msngr

N she hits u with the dreaded blue thumbs up


LMAO OMFG . I swear I hate the blue thumbs up

Like I hate when bitches send me that . it Fucking . drives me mad

I always go off n be like don't Fucking thumbs up me . even when the scenario isn't even srs

But that and the sly face emoji with the " I'm up to something " smile

Lol . triggers for me freal

It totally get it. It feels too sarcastic for me to like.

It reminds me of this Asian dude I work with. Every time he sees me he dabs. It infuriates me to no end.

[El Muffin]

Lmao .

[GUDELJ]

It totally get it. It feels too sarcastic for me to like.

It reminds me of this Asian dude I work with. Every time he sees me he dabs. It infuriates me to no end.

LMAO

[Witty]

Lizard is meat.

[Amen]

What is her significant others nationality?

You stated you believe they are in to some type of shady shit, because the house is nice or w/e?

[Elemental P]

What is her significant others nationality?

You stated you believe they are in to some type of shady shit, because the house is nice or w/e?

Thought he said cuz they're cuban and had a nice stuff lol

[Ghost1]

Lizard is meat.

YOU CAN LITERALLY BOUNCE LASERS OFF AN IGUANA IN THE OCEAN. DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

[Geno]

You can do better than lizards. Nd cop the head man. Dont fuck. To many issues to close to home

Specially when she catch u bringing the next bitch around or whatever. Smh no good


Lol.
Fucking lizards. Man. Get a job. Apocalypse my ass.
Lmaoooo wth

[uh-oh]

YOU CAN LITERALLY BOUNCE LASERS OFF AN IGUANA IN THE OCEAN. DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

Wut

[Amen]

Bro the regular plain ass lizards you see all over the place outside your house and everywhere. Not exotic lizards or none of that bologna

Not everyone lives in Florida, faggot lol...

And you talking about Anole Lizards? Right?

Reptiles are bred in captivity primarily for their skins, but some restaurants and population groups also want them for their meat. A study shows that eating these animals can have side effects that call into question the wisdom of eating this 'deli***y.'

Parasites, bacteria and viruses, and to a lesser extent contamination from heavy metals and residues of veterinary drugs-- eating reptile meat can cause several problems to health. This is the conclusion of a study published in the International Journal of Food Microbiology, which shows that people can catch certain diseases (trichinosis, pentastomiasis, gnathostomiasis and sparganosis) by eating the meat of reptiles such as crocodiles, turtles, lizards or snakes.

"The clearest microbiological risk comes from the possible presence of pathogenic bacteria, especially Salmonella, and also Shigella, Escherichia coli, Yersinia enterolitica, Campylobacter, Clostridium and Staphylococcus aureus, which can cause illnesses of varying degrees of severity," Simone Magnino, lead author of the study and a researcher for the World Health Organization (WHO), said.

This expert says the data about risks to public health are still inconclusive, since there is no comparative information about consuming this meat and the prevalence of pathogens. Also, there are few published research articles about cases of illness associated with consuming reptile meat.

"Although the majority of the information published about these risks is in relation to reptiles raised as domestic animals (pets), there are also publications relating to wild species or those bred in captivity," explains Magnino.

Meat should be frozen

The experts advise people to freeze the meat, just as they would with other foods from animal sources, since this deactivates parasites. Industrial processing and proper cooking (not leaving the meat raw) can also kill off pathogens.

The Scientific Panel on Biological Risks of the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) provides independent scientific advice on issues relating directly or indirectly to food security, including risks associated with eating reptile meat.

The objective of these risk evaluations is to supply the relevant bodies (European Commission, European Parliament, EU Council and member states) with a scientific basis in order to help them draw up legislation to guarantee consumer protection.

Some countries use turtles, crocodiles, snakes and lizards as a source of protein in the human food chain. Frozen imported meat from crocodiles, caimans, iguanas and pythons can be found in the EU. These imports, which are on the rise, come mainly from South Africa, the United States and Zimbabwe, and go primarily to Belgium, France, Germany, Holland and the United Kingdom.

In conclusion Alligator is meat.

[Ghost1]

its an inside joke ...don't make this awkward uh oh... WALK AWAY

[WRATH]

I heard if you eat snake penicillin won't work on you anymore

[GUDELJ]

Witty man o Man don’t start that shit in here

Amen her guy is Cuban as well. I think they’re into some shady shit because of their home schedules. I’m pretty observant and I pay close attention to detail, it’s a part of the job and lifestyle I suppose.

Either they come from money or they do some sly shit.
WRATH is that true?

Yo I’m not nesesaryily trying to skrate up eat plain lizard but if it came to it would they be edible and hold some sort of nutrition value? Amen yes I think anole is the corrrext term for them Elemental P

[Amen]

Witty man o Man don’t start that shit in here

Amen her guy is Cuban as well. I think they’re into some shady shit because of their home schedules. I’m pretty observant and I pay close attention to detail, it’s a part of the job and lifestyle I suppose.

Either they come from money or they do some sly shit.
WRATH is that true?

Yo I’m not nesesaryily trying to skrate up eat plain lizard but if it came to it would they be edible and hold some sort of nutrition value? Amen yes I think anole is the corrrext term for them Elemental P

Then you probably should know, you fuck his women - he will murder you. Cuban men for the most part are over protective of their "women". Not only will she get beat for looking in your direction, you will get beat for looking in hers.

[PancakeBrah]

Wow Amen knows a lot of stuff.

[Amen]

Ask Ill Nika.

[GUDELJ]

Wow Amen knows a lot of stuff.

Well tbh he is right about his post just now

[Enbombz]

Every series on the island they catch and eat a Cayman and a snake without fault. Always seem fine the next day. Reptiles in general though are highly parasitic though.

[Elemental P]

Wow Amen knows a lot of stuff.

Amen is Peruvian he should know.

[Amen]

Amen is Peruvian he should know.

Not even close.

[GUDELJ]

Every series on the island they catch and eat a Cayman and a snake without fault. Always seem fine the next day. Reptiles in general though are highly parasitic though.

Word parasitc but that’s why you cook them..lol to get the parasite out

[Elemental P]

Not even close.

Lmao apparently you forgot that we already discussed this, Immortal Technique.

[Elemental P]

Word parasitc but that’s why you cook them..lol to get the parasite out

True but you have to be extra careful.
I mean Asians eat some crazy shit, even stuff like blow fish and other crazy poisonous fish that can kill you if it's not prepared just right. Lol fuck that

[El Muffin]

YOU CAN LITERALLY BOUNCE LASERS OFF AN IGUANA IN THE OCEAN. DO NOT GET ME STARTED.

Haha Haha well played

God u know u board too much when u pick up on this

Wittys Apollo comment in w.e thread

[Amen]

True but you have to be extra careful.
I mean Asians eat some crazy shit, even stuff like blow fish and other crazy poisonous fish that can kill you if it's not prepared just right. Lol fuck that

Yea I’m not eating anything that has Hazardous safety precaution stickers on the package of not prepared properly, fuck that...

That’s why I don’t eat sea food man.

[GUDELJ]

Yea I’m not eating anything that has Hazardous safety precaution stickers on the package of not prepared properly, fuck that...

That’s why I don’t eat sea food man.

Aside from mercury, fish good for you

[Amen]

I'm good on eating it, tho. Can't do the smell of fish either... For some reason that shit makes me very ill. LIKE VERY VERY ILL.

Had a bad experience with the smell as a young DRE. Baddest bitch on the block - finally get her in the crib and naked and her pussy smelled like a fish markets hot garbage. Since then I swore on my life I'd never fuck with fish again.

True story. NEVER. Had to be 16 or 17 years old.

[El Muffin]

^ same

Minus the story lol

I hate the smell, texture n no matter how well seasoned its always gonna have that nasty ass seafood taste lurking in the background fk that

[Enbombz]

Seafood is boss.

[Amen]

^ same

Minus the story lol

I hate the smell, texture n no matter how well seasoned its always gonna have that nasty ass seafood taste lurking in the background fk that

Since then, I've learned the importance of the lemon juice test.

Strongly advise you consider it.

[Enbombz]

Yeh its important to know if your your an introvert or extrovert if you dont like fish....

[Witty]

I drink water with two spoonfuls of apple cider vinegar when I wake up in the morning now.

Thought you all might like to know that.

[Amen]

I drink water with two spoonfuls of apple cider vinegar when I wake up in the morning now.

Thought you all might like to know that.

What's the reasoning? Just flavor? Or does it actually do something? Like a vaginal cleanser? Pussy LOL

[Witty]

Good for your stomach. I have many stomach problems after years of drug abuse and generally unhealthy living.

Also, call me a pussy again and I'll rip Ur head off and pour apple cider vinegar down your neck.

[Ghost1]

lol at flavor. cannot make this shit up./

[Amen]

Some people concoct some weird shit just for flavor in other countries.

Lol Witty