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El Muffin
04-10-2018, 10:37 PM
Before you start going off like "Ayyy what u need that for? "
Because I don't .
Just realize that I wouldn't fuck with it if there wasn't perks to it
U gotta understand the origin of how I began such a thing
Long story short I was drunk AF at the bar with my gf at the time already planning to fuck later after last call
One of my mans comes up grinning .. Like "jr come here bro I got something for u"
He puts a red pill in my hand n is like ill give u 20 right the fuck now if u take it . my drunk ass looks in my palm at it.. I'm like ok . red pill .. No like numerations on it / no letters mmk . I trust my dude like a bro so I know he wouldn't give me shit that would kill me . prolly a vitamin of some sort Idk . * pop it* what I discovered later is if I had flipped it around I would have seen the words Extenze clearly on it xD
So he gets wide eyed. Like you know what you just took!!? Laughing n shit . I freak out .. Obv sloppy drunk like WTF bro am I gonna die etcetc he's like no you just popped an extenze bro .
I'm like alright. Tf don't this shit make ur dick bigger over time or some shit? He doesn't know lol he just got it from god knows where n thought it'd be HILARIOUS to pass it along to me... knowing if I get dared to do some shit (I'm gullible) that I'm prolly gonna do it .
So I'm like alright . its just one. Obv not gonna do shit to me right? Ok .. ima continue buying shots .. Lehgo
Night goes on .. Approaching last call. I'm sitting in bar stool n I'm just really starting to like ravenously want to fuck this bitch . like more than usual . pheromones were going nuts even she was like damn what's going on . we outside smoking the rest of a blunt n I'm all behind her just resting my chub on her ass kissing her on the neck grabbing her hips like a beast talking madddddd shit like pda on levels that we normally don't display that hard . ok so finally everyone gets kicked out the bar . We drive home .. Go to bedroom n I'm onnnn it like no hesitation .
We get to Fucking . n she by nature gets really damn wet right like post sex I always used to be drenched from my navel down . all the time .. N already thought the sex was amazing
Well... This time?
Shit was otherworldly . dawg when I was through with her I turned the lights on? I was drenched from mid CHEST down ..she's just laying there looking at me talking about "your a mess :) grinning ear to ear looking at me like .. I can't explain it but lets just say she was like abnormally pleased with what just went down . she looked reallllly sprung .. Like she just had some of the best sex in her life . like on some idolization type shit freal. There's levels yu know. Like most of the time after we fuck she's content n happy we smoke bowls we snuggle n we go to sleep but this time it was different. She was STARING at me ..prone position on her stomach .. Elbow planted in bed and head resting on her palm with this beautiful smile on her face watching me clean up . so I hop in shower .. Bathroom door is open n her bedroom is right there so I can hear everything . This bitch is straight up calling her bff at 3am telling her what just went down. Couldn't make it all out but the context clues were there . a bunch of omgs n " I couldn't stop cumming" "squirted all over his chest " etc etc I'm in shower like Yeahhh nigga xD
N wed been Fucking for a cpl months at that point like o can tell she always loved it but this was like some other shit . she was worshipping a nigga. Next morning her friend she told comes over n has this look in her eyes sending subliminals n shit . called me a "cat killer " n winked at me lmao I'm like whoa wtf really going on rn. My girl didn't even care either . lol .
From that point forward? If I can predict ima get some ass I always keep a pack of em in the whip n I'll pop one hours before projected dickening
What I've noticed is .. Well Idk if it makes ur dick bigger per say but early on you realize FULL potential much easier. n when I mean full I mean like omg ima about to dick your throat through your head ..shits about to put a hole in my jeans . Like normal sex turns into sex as if you have been locked up for 20 years. Super ravenous andon my end? Overllly Passionate . Even if you've hit it 30x prior it'll be like you Fucking a celebrity crush how much your into it
N I wanna say after extended use off n on after like 8 months I noticed that when I'm on chub (not completely hard) my shit is definitely hanging lower n thicker after all these months . Idk tho I'm just being honest
I highly recommend the usage . just not daily because u can become tolerant . just take one hours before u really want to do some severe damage n potentially have the bitch whipped beyond belief . lol even if u do fuck without em n its not as mind bogglingly explosive as that time .. She won't forget coz u gotta remember every sexual encounter isn't the same .
In fact when we are friendly she still mentions that night and others xD
But yeah . in conclusion . pop an extenze n fuck her to oblivion .
I keep em on deck .
Kill Spree
04-10-2018, 10:40 PM
Before you start going off like "Ayyy what u need that for? "
Because I don't .
Just realize that I wouldn't fuck with it if there wasn't perks to it
U gotta understand the origin of how I began such a thing
Long story short I was drunk AF at the bar with my gf at the time already planning to fuck later after last call
One of my mans comes up grinning .. Like "jr come here bro I got something for u"
He puts a red pill in my hand n is like ill give u 20 right the fuck now if u take it . my drunk ass looks in my palm at it.. I'm like ok . red pill .. No like numerations on it / no letters mmk . I trust my dude like a bro so I know he wouldn't give me shit that would kill me . prolly a vitamin of some sort Idk . * pop it* what I discovered later is if I had flipped it around I would have seen the words Extenze clearly on it xD
So he gets wide eyed. Like you know what you just took!!? Laughing n shit . I freak out .. Obv sloppy drunk like WTF bro am I gonna die etcetc he's like no you just popped an extenze bro .
I'm like alright. Tf don't this shit make ur dick bigger over time or some shit? He doesn't know lol he just got it from god knows where n thought it'd be HILARIOUS to pass it along to me... knowing if I get dared to do some shit (I'm gullible) that I'm prolly gonna do it .
So I'm like alright . its just one. Obv not gonna do shit to me right? Ok .. ima continue buying shots .. Lehgo
Night goes on .. Approaching last call. I'm sitting in bar stool n I'm just really starting to like ravenously want to fuck this bitch . like more than usual . pheromones were going nuts even she was like damn what's going on . we outside smoking the rest of a blunt n I'm all behind her just resting my chub on her ass kissing her on the neck grabbing her hips like a beast talking madddddd shit like pda on levels that we normally don't display that hard . ok so finally everyone gets kicked out the bar . We drive home .. Go to bedroom n I'm onnnn it like no hesitation .
We get to Fucking . n she by nature gets really damn wet right like post sex I always used to be drenched from my navel down . all the time .. N already thought the sex was amazing
Well... This time?
Shit was otherworldly . dawg when I was through with her I turned the lights on? I was drenched from mid CHEST down ..she's just laying there looking at me talking about "your a mess :) grinning ear to ear looking at me like .. I can't explain it but lets just say she was like abnormally pleased with what just went down . she looked reallllly sprung .. Like she just had some of the best sex in her life . like on some idolization type shit freal. There's levels yu know. Like most of the time after we fuck she's content we snuggle n we go to sleep but this time it was different. She was STARING at me ..prone position on her stomach .. Elbow planted in bed and head resting on her palm with this beautiful smile on her face watching me clean up . so I hop in shower .. Bathroom door is open n her bedroom is right there so I can hear everything . This bitch is straight up calling her bff at 3am telling her what just went down. Couldn't make it all out but the context clues were there . a bunch of omgs n " I couldn't stop cumming" "squirted all over his chest " etc etc I'm in shower like Yeahhh nigga xD
N wed been Fucking for a cpl months at that point like o can tell she always loved it but this was like some other shit . she was worshipping a nigga. Next morning her friend she told comes over n has this look in her eyes sending subliminals n shit . called me a "cat killer " n winked at me lmao I'm like whoa wtf really going on rn. My girl didn't even care either . lol .
From that point forward? If I can predict ima get some ass I always keep a pack of em in the whip n I'll pop one hours before projected dickening
What I've noticed is .. Well Idk if it makes ur dick bigger per say but early on you realize FULL potential much easier. n when I mean full I mean like omg ima about to dick your throat through your head ..shits about to put a hole in my jeans . Like normal sex turns into sex as if you have been locked up for 20 years. Super ravenous andon my end? Overllly Passionate . Even if you've hit it 30x prior it'll be like you Fucking a celebrity crush how much your into it
N I noticed that when I'm on chub (not completely hard) my shit is definitely hanging lower n thicker after all these months . Idk tho I'm just being honest
I highly recommend the usage . just not daily because u can become tolerant . just take one hours before u really want to do some severe damage n potentially have the bitch whipped beyond belief . lol even if u do fuck without em n its not as mind bogglingly explosive as that time .. She won't forget coz u gotta remember every sexual encounter isn't the same .
In fact when we are friendly she still mentions that night and others xD
But yeah . in conclusion . pop an extenze n fuck her to oblivion .
I keep em on deck .
Lmao didn’t read anything but some girl called you cat killer
El Muffin
04-10-2018, 10:41 PM
U need to ks. Like I'm being dead ass serious. Lay pride aside n take the idea of trying it into consideration
Hahaha Ohhh man . y'all have a field day with this I guess
But I really mean it fellas
Try it once. If u never have n it will have what I hope are similar effects
uh-oh
04-10-2018, 10:45 PM
i didn't read this avalanche of words you posted, im not sure if extenze is the same thing, but i would cosign cialis, and an even heavier cosign on them rhino shits at gas stations/convenience stores, although those are kind of overkill
half a cialis is all anyone really needs
them fucking rhino shits though, ANY OF THEM, there is like rhino6, rhino2390 etc various numbers and "extra strength" whatever but yea any of those are basically ridiculous.
they work for literal days
now if any of you are ignorant of it, it doesn't just give you a boner and you have it and it doesn't go away. it just makes it where its almost on command
its like you're 13 again, the thought of something will get your shit like a steel bar, let alone anything else
im out here punishing these ho's and destroying my heart like a savage
but yea im pretty sure the rhino shits are just generic chinese cialis, and massive quantities, somehow skirting the law.
similair to like the fake weed. its the same compound made chemically, they just move one little science thing, neutron proton electralyte and can sell it as something else
shit works though
ignore the chest pains and murder puss
Elemental P
04-10-2018, 10:57 PM
Jesus fucking Christ dude ...I got half way thru this. I take Horny Goat weed supplements just for the fuck of it. If the extense makes it more pleasureable etc then fuck it. take that shit then
Elemental P
04-10-2018, 10:59 PM
Yea my cousin actually cosign the Rhino and the Extense he told me. Doesn't just make u wanna fuck but makes it more enjoyable and last longer he says
El Muffin
04-10-2018, 11:01 PM
Try to read it eventually uh-oh
There were immediate rewards that just .. Boosted the shit out of a nigga ego
N Had word of mouth spread like wildfire . since then I've given same treatment to other females .
Wonderful thing dude just great
Results vary on individual I discovered but it had a very rewarding effect on me I can say that for CERTAIN
N this shit didn't come with chest pains n I retained what I think is growth after like 8 months
Like I'm what u call a grower n not a shower from what I've heard
But when I walk around on chub like Yknow how ur shit get after sex? My jawn is noticeably bigger fr . iono if these Niggas just got lil dicks out here but several chicks have told me that when I'm just like half staff my shit bigger than some Niggas fully erect . I didn't believe em but why several bitches telling me that unprompted u know
I'm always like " Ohhh stahppp it"
dull boy
04-10-2018, 11:30 PM
Taking sex pills from gas stations lol
Didn’t read
I like cialis
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 12:43 AM
this story is awesome thooooo :( like .. You can see why I legit haven't stopped popping em . I decided to make this thread after being reminded of said night by the girl who got slain the first time I tried em . shit was like a year ago lmao u remember her vic the bitch I was so excited about n u was like DO IT
Lol y'all just be writing my shit off xD
Ion blame u but this a chapter of my LIFE B
*crickets*
The misadventures of mixed nigga in Montana
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 02:38 AM
Ghetto gas station sex supplement Extense junkie popping looking ass... Lol I'm jp actually this makes me wanna try the shit. Have you taken them just to jerk off with them before? Is it better?
LMFAO what the hell is horny goat weed?
legit never heard of that here
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 03:21 AM
LMFAO what the hell is horny goat weed?
legit never heard of that here
It's an all herbal supplement that's supposed to do similar shit as what muffin mentioned, helps it feel more pleasureable and last longer and etc but it's herbal
GUDELJ
04-11-2018, 04:33 AM
I took some gas station sex pills once, I said give me the best ones and the guy gave me the strongest ones, I was sick as hell for about two weeks. Could be because I mixed with alcohol and it said no to but idk
I did it another time and got sick too. Didn’t learn my lesson the first time.
GUDELJ
04-11-2018, 04:43 AM
I used to date this Dominican/pakistanian chick who was like an 8/10 and I just could never get turned on or hard for her at all.
It was like wtf yo I’m here with a thick all around good looking chick and I can’t get it up, even if she jerks me or sucks me..
So I began to seriously worry and I thought I had some ereticle distinction or something. I went to GNC and got some shit but returned it because all it did was make me pee every 10 seconds..
To make a long story short I met a couple other chicks during my time with her, all ranging from a 6 to a 9 and I was able to get boners for them no problem. I came to the concousion that I just must have not been into this chick really, maybe because I subconsciously knew she was a hoe and a bimbo? Idk.
I mean I’ve had sober whiskey dick with a few girls after that time but it was all due to nerves and i wasn’t concerned at all. The body is crazy
Twodrop
Enbombz
04-11-2018, 05:55 AM
I think everybody has had a disaster one night and thought fuck, and tried them types of shit. They do work. Best not using them all the time though as you get dependant.
Witty
04-11-2018, 06:02 AM
Never tried anything like this. Never needed to.
Long story short and has a 1,000 plus characters that follow afterwards.
Jesus, Muff...
PS - Any nigga that says "snuggle" legit soft... I stopped reading there... Way to much, dude lol. I lied - stopped at the call of duty reference "Prone position" LMFAO... The fuck...
This nigga all of a sudden now the sex GOD, lolllll I can't...
Ghetto gas station sex supplement Extense junkie popping looking ass... Lol I'm jp actually this makes me wanna try the shit. Have you taken them just to jerk off with them before? Is it better?
Lmaooooooooooooooo
This nigga going to take them to jerk off.
Can't get pussy bro? JESUS...
I'm done w/ this thread.
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 06:54 AM
you project way too much
Nitpicking everything
Anyways I can careless .
cuddle , snuggle
Give her a zangief hug as were laying together?
Is that more preferable for ur gloss lips to get out?
Wtf @ prone position being a CoD reference
More like a military one . n I couldn't accurately describe it otherwise
But honestly . take a breather from my shaft dude
If a bitch I'm in a relationship with talking about she want cuddlez with a z u best believe ima be one "cuddle with a z" ass nigga
So what ? I'm beyond sweet to bitches I'm in love with . until shit gets ugly
Then I turn into a savage . but Idk Yeah when shits all peaches n cream ima sweetheart to the ones I'm claiming
Nothing wrong with that . just the angle I choose to take .. Not some fake ass blow your chest out ass dude when u know behind the scenes u be massaging ur wifes giant ass feet n putting icyhot on her biceps
Quit the frontin . its see through. We grown men
I choose when n when not turn into that pompous chest out mfer . laid up post sex is not one of those times . when I'm in that pussy whole nother story
She ask me to spoon her then I'm on it . sometimes segways to Fucking again anyway .
Chess not checkers . to each their own but don't knock me yo . shit at the end of the day all my exes have said at one point n time post split. If there's anything I can say about you .. Is that u were really sweet to me
But shit like me being a hoe when I'm single n things like the joie thing . really doesn't do me any good but it helps my reputation stand as being a decent guy to women
Which helps when I shoot at new prospects . gotta keep in mind everybody i dated vaguely knows each other . if ur a dick ur shooting urself in the foot out here . everybody familiar with everybody out here . even in city like 100 miles away . great falls ppl know who I am n I'm like 150 miles away . N vice versa . we are all tied together . ur rep precedes you . in ny there's so many ppl its just like WTF ever u could be a convicted rapist n no one would know it without doing research
Lol not so much here man. For example I know this pretty charismatic dude here n he apparently notoriously has little dick AND the herp
He just gets shut the fuck down constantly lol by chicks who just recognize the name / or get warned by one of there friends who know the lore
Lmao so he went like 400 miles away n got a gf n keeps her hidden so noone will let her know or steal her hahaja
weird .. But it's true . like going on fb u see it in action. I start talking to a chick lives 150 miles away n we will have like 40 mutuals
Like shit . which one if them gonna tell her shit if we start dating fuckkkk
You see nothing and that's a fact.
You smutting smutts. NO accolades with that. Read your shit - looking foolish, bro. You not poking your chest out typing these walls of text? FOH, dummy.
Take your ass to bed, b.
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 07:01 AM
Lmaooooooooooooooo
This nigga going to take them to jerk off.
Can't get pussy bro? JESUS...
I'm done w/ this thread.
Hey hey hey..... I'm just curious that's all lmao. Was a legitimate question.
I've only had 1 time where I could not get my dick up for this chick, idk if it was cuz my tramadol synthetic pain killer) but it was like trying to smash a gummi worm in her... Didn't work so I ate her out from the back.
The next day, my cuzin gave me half a bottle horny goat weed. I fucked her str8 eyes (bitch had a slight lazy I think I might have smashed it more out of alignment.)
She did say I was the best guy to eat her out tho so I was like that's cool.shudup and bend over (her face was meh but she had a fat ass)
Long story short, does it feel better to jack off on Extense LMFAO
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 07:07 AM
Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.
Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 07:07 AM
Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.
Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee
Amen you just don't like shit do you. I know God damn well if ur wife wants to cuddle...boy you getting to work or.going on the couch probably.
Shit I like 4 play and cuddles when I'm lazy. Usually laying my chub on her butt is a relaxing cuddle to me til 4 play happens for 3hrs then it's Super Smash Bros Melee
Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 07:13 AM
Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.
Lol.man my ex would have kicked my ass...bro even when I smashed from behind she would say shit like (oh you wanna fuck me from behind so u don't have to see my face) this bitch legit said that. LMFAO but nah she actually gorgeous and has a beautiful face but I like doggy style who don't. She was insecure tho cuz she used to be overweight till.i fucked her in shape. I'd post her pic but idk how to on this site
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 07:31 AM
You see nothing and that's a fact.
You smutting smutts. NO accolades with that. Read your shit - looking foolish, bro. You not poking your chest out typing these walls of text? FOH, dummy.
Take your ass to bed, b.
Nope not even
U projecting . I can give af about what u deem an accolade . I'm not here to impress you nor any other nigga with how I treat women regardless if they don't end up worth it or not .
If I'm not mistaken ain't nothing but swinging dicks in here
Shit was long because I felt like describing the dynamic here which is unlike any place I've been
It pays to be a good dude. Lol @ smutting smuts . ain't no one I ever dated was on some red flag shit during the relationship n if and when they did? We go diffy ways . its simple
Saw her start to waver. so I left joie (we broke up literally 4 days after she got high n subsequently started goin on adventures with this tweaker bitch). she turned smut like even perceivable by the common eye publicly then segwayed into a full blown addiction which completely made her physically unattractive
Dodged a bullet I'd say but when things were good? Even her parents were expecting caramel grandbabies n to this day still love my ass
Coz I treated their daughter with respect . until she showed how much she was undeserving
Then aired her the fuck out for trying to peg me as a bad dude . she got dumb af . tried to drum up support against me but ppl knew wtf was up
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 07:46 AM
Nah, she uses that term "snuggle" to aggravate me because she knows I hate it lol. I'm not that type tho - smash and keep it moving... Too hot for someone elses body heat all over me loll... I keep it 100. Lay the pipe, stay on your side of the bed when done - I need breathing room LOL.
U fuck ur wife
And
You
...
Keep it moving ? xD like bye bitch? Thanks for romp #2,508?
Lmao
Yeah nigga u def not the only one
Somebody rtf now putting icyhot on her strong ass Buttcheeks telling her she's amazing
That don't sound like a marriage anybody wants a part of . sound like one where you just put up with each other for sake of the kids ..or you both just stick n decide the live in limbo forever because its all one or both of you know . easiest course of action if u Will
I am not feeling that whatsoever . The fact yu think its cool n u brag about it like its something you think is admirable n humorous is very telling
I ain't brag about nothing . I'm just telling it how it is. Because its what I do and .how I was raised .. win lose or draw regardless if its successful in the end . u the type prolly don't even kiss the bitch on her lips because ur almost out of chapstick dude
Lol didn't u cheat on her ? Or someshit what's the backstory on that again? . man fuck all that noise u talking . ion want to hear about no dysfunctional ass marriage with no intimacy . both of u are dead inside . going through the motions
Do not brag about matters of the heart or TRY to make me or Anyone else feel lesser or soft (try applying this to my stance on a nigga n see where if leads tho) for being a good human being to women regardless of the circymstances. Cut that shit outtt
Ain't neither one y'all happy nigga. Makes sense why u log on here perpetually salty every day . n that's with a great job/ etc etc in b4 you start rifling off how everything is Gucci
Deep down u know it ain't my nigga
U need to reach down n recapture it
I'm happy af n that's even as a drug peddler who's had relationships combust in the most heinous matter xD
I literally just had a chick I'm not even dating tell me she loves me . at 6 am. Can provide screenshots
Ur wife tell u that because its a routine n I bet she monotone af when she tell u too
Ur entire demeanor is making sense . lol . as ridiculous as this sounds I pity you as a human being n not because of things like status / jobs etc etc but on some human lvl shit . go ahead furthermore project some more . I'm starting to get you now
Extenz wack dog. But i feel you. I pops this shit to. But ill buy the gas station rhino blends where ypu get one pill for like 10 bucks and it keeps you hard for a week. No pussy is safe once thats ingested. Word. Im saying my dick works just fine. But them pills the truth yo. Not extenz thi. That shit dont work. Gotta get the gas station joints. Them shits be having the dick hard as it can possibly be. I mean like that shit be so hard the pussy be terrified. Word.
U fuck ur wife
And
Keep it moving ? xD
Lmao
Yeah nigga u def not the only one
Somebody rtf now putting icyhot on her strong ass Buttcheeks telling her she's amazing
That don't sound like a beautiful marriage . sound like one where you just put up with each for sake of kids ..
I am not feeling that whatsoever n. The fact y think its cool is very telling
Negative - keep reaching, tho. Virgin gone wild ass nigga.
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 08:34 AM
all that shit spot on sans speculation about someone Fucking ur wife
Shit just grey af in that household
Nothing to aspire to
U sad as a motherfucker . cheer up gloss
My shit vibrant af. Seem like like every other week there's a completely new experience to be had not counting the ones I've already categoruzed n keep it casual with
Will it result in something worthwhile? Unknown . but Heyyy if there's potential ima go about it how I was raised
Def don't want bland marriage like ur stuck in or any marriage atm. with sad wife at home busting out 3000 reps on bowflex because her husband won't cuddle with her but he out sexting boyish looking Dominicans with a weave n posting evidence on netcees.org
Sad wife = strong wife
Sad husband= bald husband in disproportionate cowboy hat
Lol bro its gonna be ok but give up the holier than thou angle . that shit done n over if u coming at me with it. I am not impressed . thing is I'm not the one trying to assert some sort of uhm superiority? You do though . but j see now .. Its a ruse . clear as day
It's not spot on.
I don't discuss the intimacy with my wife dude. Don't need to because it's none of yours or anyones fucking business, faggot.
We been together a decade and never fight and are happy. Go live your perceived fairy tale life, dummy.
You have no idea what a married life is like, so stfu. You barely know what a relationship is like, bro...
Like I said, Keep reaching...
Lol boyish looking domincans.
Keep reaching, AND...
https://image.ibb.co/g5xjAH/IMG_7869.png
Continue fucking meth/crack heads, faggot.
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 09:05 AM
Amen go head n continue the shit throwing idc
I'm done. Ion see u as any lesser of a person shit how can I
I wear all my flaws n make them visible for the world to see
No fronting whatsoever man
You and a lot of ppl like you make it seem like its all machismo n act like ur shit don't stink which is fine . inaccurate af n easily seen thru but I can't expect you to level with me .. In retrospect very understandable coz in all actuality this isn't the place for it
Just know I'm like this everywhere . real life . social media . what have you
It just becomes annoying to see that approach you take n know better but
Lets keep it moving . go head get ur last barb out coz I'm not entertaining it further
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 09:14 AM
Word a girl that I loved at one point that's now cracked out beyond belief
Common knowledge that I've elaborated on quite a bit
My past is easily rifled through with many potholes and disasters strewn about . I put them out there after all correct? Put a name to everyone (that's how that pic was sourced after all even tho we've been separated for over a year). put my own personal mishaps n character struggles out there
I'm not here trying to make it seem as if everything is always grand in this here life my nigga
Thsts just one chapter in an unfinished book bro
N I'm currently another 4 chapters past that in the table of contents. N I'm currently happy .
So umm make of it what you will. There's plenty of it there for you to pick @ .shall we bring up the overweight n battle with depression era too? That's something else i made clear . pretty potent if u ask me
But u can never generalize my worth as a human being if u can't level with me. Thsts my issue n that's why we had this long ass argument . but its stupid . and I imagine real fkn annoying for everyone else . but u know me Idgaf . kinda realizing it should stop though. A battle of attrition with nothing to be gained whatsoever man. I said enough about you from what little info you've revealed . because its revelatory n contradicts your stance u take when you attempt to try that holier than thou route
Ur more than welcome to proceed I'm really like starting to become disillusioned with the idea of sitting her attacking a small but noticeable crack in your costume
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 09:40 AM
Ima chill on the long posts too
But aye
Shit can't be summed up simply if I'm gonna stay in character
My fb posts are much worse . xD somewhat well received .. Especially when it's drama lol
Edit: aight I see you . no hard feelings man . over n out
Bro, you talking out your ass. Assert superiority? Nah - just laughing at you mostly. No where did I compare MY LIFE WITH YOURS. Would never because MY LIFE > YOURS, in all honesty lollll... SO no need for me to do that dumb shit plus it doesn't matter man. Ultimately it's your life and as long as your content with that - it's good shit for you.
I on the other hand just like to get you hyped up and rage posting because it's funny. And you always trying to take personal shots spewing bullshit out LOL which is cool - I don't take to heart but sometimes have to let you know how it is. And by doing so you immediately take the defensive stance and start talking stupid shit.
Nothing you type is factual and all hear say/opinions. When I"m coaching you on how to potentially turn your life around - same. Take it or leave it. I think the general consensus about you is your heading down a dark path in life dude. And for the most part - I strongly believe people want to see you succeed rather then fail.
Feel me? Keep doing you tho, BUM lol...
dull boy
04-11-2018, 10:26 AM
Just skimming this thread gave me a better sense of just how dumb must of you are.
Ghost1
04-11-2018, 10:46 AM
vintage dullboy
Just skimming this thread gave me a better sense of just how dumb must of you are.
Well played
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 12:41 PM
LMFAO Jesus fuck....Amen and Muff still going at it? Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with lol
GUDELJ
04-11-2018, 01:40 PM
Bro muff you write way too fuckin much lol
Enbombz
04-11-2018, 02:59 PM
I honestly had no idea E.D was so prolific across the pond.
dull boy
04-11-2018, 03:18 PM
Well played
lol
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 05:08 PM
LMFAO Jesus fuck....Amen and Muff still going at it? Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with lol
Normally I'd feel some type of way about this but lol shit leaned me
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 05:10 PM
Just skimming this thread gave me a better sense of just how dumb must of you are.
No way in hell this could POSSIBLY be directed at me xD
Normally I'd feel some type of way about this but lol shit leaned me
Lollllll because your a horny pre-teen faggot lol.
Just kidding bro <3
El Muffin
04-11-2018, 06:37 PM
I'm gonna fuck u in the butt n make ur wife watch
Chill Phil
04-11-2018, 07:00 PM
I'll pop one hours before projected dickening
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Lmaoooo!
Allen Knight
04-11-2018, 07:02 PM
Lmao.
uh-oh
04-11-2018, 08:00 PM
so this thread may or may not have gotten off track
but even if you are being immature and pretending like "oh my dick works fine why would i use a cialis"
its like saying oh my computer runs great. i turn it on and it works. why would i need extra ram/upgraded video card/upgraded processor
its not about it WORKING
its about having peak efficiency dick
it opens the flood gates. if anything just take a half a cialis for the dick pic alone. my normal boner is 7''. on a cialis its pushing 8. i realized recently that 7-8 is braggadocious so i didn't want to mention actual size related nonsense, i just figured it was pretty average.
the point being tho its a fucking steel bar when the flood gates are open, vs. normal hard on without it.
i could probably achieve the same boner naturally if i didn't wack off for a month and didn't look at any ho's on instagram and any porn.
but.. WHY
Elemental P
04-11-2018, 08:45 PM
.......so yea...these the kinda threads that get posted on Netcees huh lol
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