Anyone like Black Velvet?

[Elemental P]

Boy that shit got me done in.
Normally I just go with Jim Beam but this black velvet cheap as fuck and will get the job done.
5$ all you need

[boof]

took my first shot of black velvet when i was 11

first liquor i ever tried

[~RustyGunZ~]

Don’t mess with that brown water boy it’ll ruin your life

[Elemental P]

Don’t mess with that brown water boy it’ll ruin your life

Fuck my life.

[Enbombz]

black velvet over here is champagne mixed with Guinness

[Amen]

Sounds like Bum Juice @uh oh for confirmation.

[Elemental P]

Sounds like Bum Juice @uh oh for confirmation.

For 5$? Either you a drinker or not.
I gives no fuck. I'll drink a 4 LoKo with my dinner

[Elemental P]

black velvet over here is champagne mixed with Guinness

This is a Canadian blended whiskey.

I like Guinness, especially Irish Carbombs

[dead man]

Fuck my life.
lol

[Geno]

Sounds horrible.
Never had it. If i was going cheap canadian whiskey it was windsor Which i rly liked.

[Elemental P]

Lmao it's great. It's a shitty hangover but it gets the job done.

[For Battling]

Idk I drink stuff like parrot bay and Malibu so

[Saint]

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style

[Mr. J]

Are you 14?

[Amen]

Idk I drink stuff like parrot bay and Malibu so

Malibu Lmao.

Stooopppp!

[El Muffin]

For 5$? Either you a drinker or not.
I gives no fuck. I'll drink a 4 LoKo with my dinner

Yeah looking at you I can totally see this happening

[Elemental P]

Yeah looking at you I can totally see this happening

Bahaha real shit. I like weed more than liquor but u know.

Mr J. Yea I'm 14 dawg take ur pedophile ass on

[El Muffin]

What ? How old are you seriously
TYSON

[For Battling]

Ded @ Tyson


Idk I’m not really a drinker, girls love parrot bay and Malibu so what I used to do was cop a bottle of whatever, or barcardi zombie, pick them up and go chill by a pool somewhere, kill the bottle and pipe. The most inexpensive and successful dates I’ve ever had

[El Muffin]

Hoes love that Malibu

That shit with a mixer lil dumb bih like Mmmm mmmmmm what is this

In my head I be like "MMMMM Mmmm bitch !"- David chapelle Samuel Adams voice

xD

Drink up !!

Dawg I thought Id I was the ultimate like champion of holding my liquor considering I've spent close to a couple hundred on just myself it seems n never got black out drunk

Fuck around n had like 15 shots of sambuca?

Lost my. Phone car keys and wallet n was walking around with my pants a round my ankles looking for my keys apparently

No good

[Amen]

Zelph loves malibu bay breeze lol.

Lol Sambuca turned Muff gay, hahaha.

[Witty]

J Cole sucks.

[Elemental P]

Hoes love that Malibu

That shit with a mixer lil dumb bih like Mmmm mmmmmm what is this

In my head I be like "MMMMM Mmmm bitch !"- David chapelle Samuel Adams voice

xD

Drink up !!

Dawg I thought Id I was the ultimate like champion of holding my liquor considering I've spent close to a couple hundred on just myself it seems n never got black out drunk

Fuck around n had like 15 shots of sambuca?

Lost my. Phone car keys and wallet n was walking around with my pants a round my ankles looking for my keys apparently

No good
Fuuuck that all the way. 15 shots of that you shouldn't be alive.


Yooo this one dumb bitch bartender tried making sambuca shots....this dumb cunt using PLASTIC shot glasses...shit melted on the bar and had a small fire going.... welcome to the south LMFAO stupid bitch

[PancakeBrah]

J Cole sucks.

I appreciate what you're doing here.

[El Muffin]

Fuuuck that all the way. 15 shots of that you shouldn't be alive.


Yooo this one dumb bitch bartender tried making sambuca shots....this dumb cunt using PLASTIC shot glasses...shit melted on the bar and had a small fire going.... welcome to the south LMFAO stupid bitch

Found out I can handle my shit usually

Before that night

Thst night I found out I'm not inhuman

Its crazy coz I was never a big drinker

These white ppl hardened me man

Exposed to more in last 2 years than my entire life

[uh-oh]

i've never heard of this.

[Elemental P]

Found out I can handle my shit usually

Before that night

Thst night I found out I'm not inhuman

Its crazy coz I was never a big drinker

These white ppl hardened me man

Exposed to more in last 2 years than my entire life

Fam try some REAL MOONSHINE. I live in SC so not to hard to come by, had some Apple cinnamon one and peach one and OMFG that shit will put ur dick in the dirt, like 180 proof kinda shit.

And it's a different kind of drunk....hard to explain unless u had real shine before. But it's so smooth that u keep drinking it like koolaid next thing u know ur waking up the next day reevaluating your life.

[Elemental P]

i've never heard of this.

Try it if you like blended whiskey

[El Muffin]

Fam try some REAL MOONSHINE. I live in SC so not to hard to come by, had some Apple cinnamon one and peach one and OMFG that shit will put ur dick in the dirt, like 180 proof kinda shit.

And it's a different kind of drunk....hard to explain unless u had real shine before. But it's so smooth that u keep drinking it like koolaid next thing u know ur waking up the next day reevaluating your life.

I've had real moonshine bro

That shit is potennnntttt

Only twice tho and only a bit at a time coz it wasn't mine

[El Muffin]

Zelph loves malibu bay breeze lol.

Lol Sambuca turned Muff gay, hahaha.

No .. I embarrassed myself n had to like buy a new phone n get new license n shit which took time coz I lost my wallet

I ended up finding my car keys a week later in the snow lol I had abandoned by car on the side of the road for a week lmao . so drunk I drove somewhere n lost my keys getting out the car ! Snow everywhere so it was a bitch finding em

[uh-oh]

i'm strictly bulleit or makers mark at this point in life. i feel if i'm going to poison myself i might as well shell out the 30-50 to do so

[Amen]

You're probably lucky the 1996 Lexus GS300 isn't a hot commodity, huh?

[El Muffin]

2000 Amen

I mean I get it but lets keep it actual factual

I think the car is sexy idc ...but it ain't a 96

Its the pearl white jawn. Def don't drive around like I'm the shit but I do likrvmy car bro

[PancakeBrah]

It's no Rex, that's for sure.

[Eŋg]

i'm partial to corduroy myself. the colour doesn't really affect the touch but earthy tones, preferably.

[Amen]

It's no Rex, that's for sure.

That’s a fact, lol.

But Phil’s the Rex owner, not I.

I have the real DEAL STI, you flaming faggot lol.

[Diode]

Black velvet and that little boy smile
Black velvet with that slow southern style

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es

Came for Alannah Myles, leaving satisfied and glad to be an old.

Something bout a pasty black haired light eyed woman with a voice like that, good lawd.

[Saint]

Repped

[Witty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT4d1LQy4es

Came for Alannah Myles, leaving satisfied and glad to be an old.

Something bout a pasty black haired light eyed woman with a voice like that, good lawd.

"I ask you friend, what's a fella to do?
Cause her hair is black and her eyes are blue
I took her hand, and I gave it a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway Girl"

[boof]

yo taggger step up so i can neg u for not knowing red velvet is just fucking chocolate cake dyed red FUCK YOU

[uh-oh]

i just keep rhyming black velvet with you in fact dealt it in my head, in regards to a smelt it dealt it situation whenever i see this thread

no correlations IM BORED, IMPATIENT READY TO GORE YOUR FACES LIKE A WILD BOAR WHO HATES SHIT
GRUNTING SNIFFING IGNORING BASIC REGARDS TO SELF PRESERVATION CUZ ITS CORNY GAY SHIT. MY WHOLE STYLE IS SORTA BASIC BUT THE LORD EMBRACED IT. I AM HIM. I'LL SCORE YA MAIN BITCH WITH MY 4 INCH BLADE QUICK. BUCK FIFTY HER TITS. IF YA FUCK WITH ME LEGIT THAN YOU'D EXPLORE MY BASEMENT. MY POPS LIVES THERE AND I BUY HIM WHORES WHO TAKE DICK. HE'S 61 BUT STILL GETS IT IN DOGGY. MY VISIONS A BIT FOGGY FROM SIPPING THIS SHIT AWFULLY. BURP AND REPENT OFTEN? SERPENTS WHO SPIT FAUCETS OF VENOM COULDN'T TASTE MY SAUCE WITH THE RHTHYM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL RHYTHYM AND IM OVER 27. THAT SORTA RHYMED

[Diode]

"I ask you friend, what's a fella to do?
Cause her hair is black and her eyes are blue
I took her hand, and I gave it a twirl
And I lost my heart to a Galway Girl"

"The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing 'Galway Bay'
And the bells are ringing
Out for Christmas day"