Your own favorite bar/concept ever

[Blue Bayou]

I was thinking about this and it got me curious... What is your favorite bar/concept that you've dropped during the span of this text shit?

I'll start... this was so long ago, HF/IHH days before I ever even came to any shortbar sites, i don't even remember the setup tbh but I just remember thinking it was so creative at the time & it got a lot of praise


I'm as real as they come so bitch don't even mention heart..
with 'One Hook, it's Over Period' & I ain't 'Describing a Question Mark'



Yours?

[dead man]

I had a punch on IHH that was like

"Rhymes? You force 'em (foursome) out the ass like strictly vaginal orgies"

Yeah that's probably why I stopped lol

[El Muffin]

Too many too think of .. Nothing stands out

I love my sig .. Because of how simple yet fresh it is/ cool historical reference

Eisenhower wordplay because for years I heard about it .. Now not so much a fan because I don't like wordplay as much as I used to

Something like

We laugh when your girl comes through
Just peep her Eisenhower face looks like its been thru WW2

Super old


I can't think of anything recent that's been monumental but I'm sure there's a lot I just can't think rn

[El Muffin]

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot

[Saint]

cant remember, alot were personals.

one this nbl ppl liked was

Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house
She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal

[Amen]

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot

What exactly is there not to get bro?

It’s black and white like you.

[Blue Bayou]

Cannons'll put fear in ur mothers eye
My guns Pac Man. It'll make u vanish n reappear on the other side

A gunbar I've always liked that I'm not sure ppl got/get

Strikta no showed the spotlight battle like a faggot


dope

[Blue Bayou]

cant remember, alot were personals.

one this nbl ppl liked was

Ya bich? I had it wit her pal. me & my boys sandwich'd at the house
She was being dugout between two bodies longerr than the panama canal


lmaooo... wording is spot on too

[Destroyer]

As of late it’s gotta be my bar about
“aim at this clown’s mouth and won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear.”

I just love the imagery involved

[Amen]

Just stop it dawg, there’s no doubt this faggot is anguished,
My punches’ll tap & pop his jaw… till he’s fluent in every African language.
His wifey said his sex’s borin’, so for EVERY RBG? she spreads,
You claim she a dead fuck, but everyone else stays buried in between her legs.

2 of my most recent fav's.

And I had a dope warhol bar I can't find.

Here it is, lol.

my fist’ll bruise your eye, fuck this faggot & gimmick,
when it comes to Warhol ass or your brains’ll be exposed as an exhibit

Damn, I need to start writing again LOL... And beat DES for a 3rd time LMAO.... JK bro, JUST KIDDING.

[Schadenfreude]

Easy play, there’s no intriguing story in dispelling this gay
only reason the Plot would even thicken s’cause corpses swell w/ decay

My keystyles have my best bars.

[PancakeBrah]

Bags bars.

[For Battling]

Schadenfreude:
G pop up out the blue/ gender reveal

Barcotic:
FBI

Cred:
& pop his moms too

[El Muffin]

Pen's retarded. Muffs been a Spartan
Call me Gods Plague
Coz even if there's a Mark @ the Door.. I'm Sweeping thru n Killing Kids regardless

I hate 3 liners but I remember thinking i was a genius 4 that one

Don't think that was the setup but w.e

[boof]

OH YEA HES INTO MARTIAL ARTS
THAT SLIM SHADY SHRINE HE KEEPS IN THE CLOSET

[Ghost1]

Bags bars.

same

[Enbombz]

god knows but i enjoyed how much it annoyed him at the time that i beat him with it

I'll kill joog in front of boo, cock back n blaze this schmuck in the face
Watch the blood spray catcher in the rye so we can close the book on this case

this was good

i fly stateside to hit ya bitch, said she'd be truly happy if u would die
...she got an attraction to tourists, bein with u showed her the beauty in suicide

[warthog.]

turnup dead like a dumb ass gardener or however it went lol.

[Mediocrity]

Something along the lines of..

“...Roundhouse’ll leave his top spinnin off the rip like a beyblade”

[Sharp]

I had a pic battle with split years ago.. I remember a punch along the lines of 'I'm looking a little Shaggy. You look like Downs syndrome Velma'

Aside from that it's been a lot of forgettable wordplay... Kinda makes me wanna get into pic battling

[Chyeahhh!!!]

too many to name over the years though I packed the most quotables in this recently

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=127492

[Vulgar]

I'll bone a petite girl
take her to a restaurant and be like "Bon Appetit, girl..."

circa 2007