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El Muffin
04-25-2018, 08:44 AM
Is single handedly making me want to watch soccer

I mean football xD


Dude is a god

Jay Welsh

I'm happy for Liverpool

The guy is really like transcending shit over there

He s got you guys chanting "ill be Muslim too " n shit

Not to mention he's a stand-up dude

He s transcending the sport man its very palpable

Btw that Egyptian king chant is probably the best I've ever heard

Was watching highlights on YouTube n this wave he's on eclipses messi

Its just messi has longevity

But watching him?

He looks "blessed" on the pitch

I don't know what I mean by that? But its different than watching the typical stars of today

He stands out . flashes of otherworldly shit. Strikingly different from your ronaldos etcetc

Blue Bayou
04-25-2018, 09:02 AM
What did they pay to bring him in, like 35 mil or something (pennies in the modern era)???

One of the best acquisitions ever if they can somehow beat Bayern or Real.

El Muffin
04-25-2018, 09:26 AM
I think 40

N I'm rooting for them ..

Witty
04-25-2018, 09:29 AM
£37 million. Absolute bargain.

He makes my heart smile.

His performance last night was out of this universe.

Does jay Welsh also support Liverpool?

Witty
04-25-2018, 09:32 AM
Mo Salah, Salah
Whatever will be, will be
We've got him at LFC
Mo Salah, Salah

MMLP
04-25-2018, 09:36 AM
@Flo_Real

The Egyptian Messi!!! Guys the best in the world atm!

Diablo
04-25-2018, 11:45 AM
£37 million. Absolute bargain.

He makes my heart smile.

His performance last night was out of this universe.

Does jay Welsh also support Liverpool?

lmao yeah Jay a Liverpool fan LOL

ask him how his bet went on them though

Enbombz
04-25-2018, 12:42 PM
As much as it hurts to say as a united fan. Firmanp/mane/salah the best front 3 around right now. Tbf to Roma though, if they can come back from 4-1 down at barca they can come back from 5-2 against the bin dippers.

Witty
04-25-2018, 01:33 PM
lmao yeah Jay a Liverpool fan LOL

ask him how his bet went on them though

Jay Welsh

Amen
04-25-2018, 01:39 PM
lmao yeah Jay a Liverpool fan LOL

ask him how his bet went on them though

We already know.

He had to snort a line of coke off of your penis, the night ya'll went out drinking... lol.

Hence to L to MMLP's women arms in the arm wrestle contest.

Or was he the one that won with the women arms? LOL

Flow
04-25-2018, 05:49 PM
Jay Welsh

I had good money on 5 1 and 6 2. Every said i was an idiot. Clearly I was. Fucking 5 2. Cunts

Flow
04-25-2018, 05:51 PM
We already know.

He had to snort a line of coke off of your penis, the night ya'll went out drinking... lol.

Hence to L to MMLP's women arms in the arm wrestle contest.

Or was he the one that won with the women arms? LOL

Beat unseen an the dude hench, women arms. Psht. Poor. Do better.

An good choice. Football amaze. Liverpool amaze. Salah amaze. Although I still think Suarez was equally impressive when in a red shirt. People forget he missed a third of the games via suspension an didnt take any of the 14 odd penalties we got that season.

Mediocrity
04-25-2018, 05:59 PM
You lost me at “xD”

Enbombz
04-25-2018, 06:00 PM
I had good money on 5 1 and 6 2. Every said i was an idiot. Clearly I was. Fucking 5 2. Cunts


Devastaion.

What odds you get?

Flow
04-25-2018, 06:30 PM
Devastaion.

What odds you get?

Forget 5 1 but 6 2 was 200 to 1

Witty
04-25-2018, 06:35 PM
Fucking hell.

Bad luck mate.

Witty
04-25-2018, 06:36 PM
Blame Mane.

El Muffin
04-25-2018, 08:07 PM
Blame Mane.

Dude idk if its because I've only been watching them of late but Mane strikes me as a guy who botches shots on goal aloooottt

big baby
04-25-2018, 08:31 PM
Salah is fantastic. Favorite epl team is LP. Rubbish comparing him to messi, though. He's great in his own right. Extremely fast fella. almost didn't respond cause amen said something, though.

Witty
04-25-2018, 08:43 PM
Dude idk if its because I've only been watching them of late but Mane strikes me as a guy who botches shots on goal aloooottt

He's a terrific player, but he is prone to panicking and making the wrong decisions, whereas Salah's best attribute is his ability to stay calm, to slow his brain down even when the game is being played at 100mph, and make the correct decision.

Witty
04-25-2018, 08:45 PM
Salah is fantastic. Favorite epl team is LP. Rubbish comparing him to messi, though. He's great in his own right. Extremely fast fella. almost didn't respond cause amen said something, though.

There are similarities in how they play, but also marked differences. Salah is the best player in the world right now, but he has to do it for the next 5+ seasons to be spoken of as an equal to Messi.

I just hope Liverpool can keep him. Real Madrid will surely come calling soon.

Amen
04-25-2018, 08:46 PM
I watched dudes 2018 goals highlight reel. Fucking amazing handling and speed man... Dudes legit.

I enjoy real FOOTBALL tho lol, sorry. This foot ballerina shit isn't for me.

PancakeBrah
04-25-2018, 11:05 PM
THEN WHY POST

El Muffin
04-26-2018, 03:23 AM
Witty

About what u mentioned about sane

Like I've seen him on the receptive end of godlike passes mere yards away from what would normally look like a easy goal...only for him to boot the mfkin ball into the stands

Like DAMN dude CHILL

N ur totally right

As fast as salah plays its crazy how under control he is

Pair that with a unique approach to dribbling

Striking / vision /

What I mean by unique is he doesn't remind me of any legend

It doesn't look akin to messi / any of the greats

Its pure arrogance .. But bottled within the most humble individual

I'm bout to buy some gear mannn . this is first time Im actually consistently watching your guy's leagues over there

The atmosphere is incredible .. I'm puttiing going to an actual game on my bucket list

Salahhhhhhh

Running down the wiiiiiiinnnnggggg

Go Liverpool

Amen
04-26-2018, 07:07 AM
THEN WHY POST

Piss you off. And it's working, eh?

Eat a bag of dicks, faggot.

Flow
04-26-2018, 07:54 AM
He's a terrific player, but he is prone to panicking and making the wrong decisions, whereas Salah's best attribute is his ability to stay calm, to slow his brain down even when the game is being played at 100mph, and make the correct decision.

This is a perfect summary

Flow
04-26-2018, 07:56 AM
Witty

About what u mentioned about sane

Like I've seen him on the receptive end of godlike passes mere yards away from what would normally look like a easy goal...only for him to boot the mfkin ball into the stands

Like DAMN dude CHILL

N ur totally right

As fast as salah plays its crazy how under control he is

Pair that with a unique approach to dribbling

Striking / vision /

What I mean by unique is he doesn't remind me of any legend

It doesn't look akin to messi / any of the greats

Its pure arrogance .. But bottled within the most humble individual

I'm bout to buy some gear mannn . this is first time Im actually consistently watching your guy's leagues over there

The atmosphere is incredible .. I'm puttiing going to an actual game on my bucket list

Salahhhhhhh

Running down the wiiiiiiinnnnggggg

Go Liverpool

Sane mane different peeps you realise right?

Make sure you go in the kop end.

sral
04-26-2018, 10:11 AM
THEN WHY POST

lmao low key ether

sral
04-26-2018, 10:12 AM
We already know.

He had to snort a line of coke off of your penis, the night ya'll went out drinking... lol.

Hence to L to MMLP's women arms in the arm wrestle contest.

Or was he the one that won with the women arms? LOL

lmao he beat MMLP tbh

didn't beat me tho

Flow
04-26-2018, 11:39 AM
lmao he beat MMLP tbh

didn't beat me tho

Would you beat unseen. Youll guess where i am heading with this. My logic is sound lol

Diode
04-26-2018, 11:44 AM
THEN WHY POST

sral
04-26-2018, 01:09 PM
Would you beat unseen. Youll guess where i am heading with this. My logic is sound lol

lmao already beat him a couple times tbh

El Muffin
04-26-2018, 03:12 PM
Sane mane different peeps you realise right?

Make sure you go in the kop end.

I meant mane my bad

big baby
04-26-2018, 07:38 PM
yeah wow he real
gud he so fast and the dribble fest is insane he is like my son.... more than salah... it like
mo but more lmao i made a play on it before mo
salah was born.... cus i am time trabaler... also my son can knock gronkowskinon his ass and dunk on lebron same play.!he strong- also a toddler probably
maybe not sure... anyway..... this salah guy real good i bet his donger is huge i would def kiss him in public Chill Phill yes i wouldn't care if salah proposed to me in public.... hey one of my best bars is i fucked a superstar soccer player in a bar.... that's why they call it PUB LICK..... one of my best bars wow i should rap again lmao anyway.... uh yeah fuck ballerina footishbalL IT IS not THE BESD sport ever.... also fuck footishsball for ballerinas hehe hey bagga... Ghost1 what u know about meditating i read a lejos gland can give u super powers... am intrigued

Flow
04-27-2018, 12:51 PM
El Muffin

Witty
04-28-2018, 10:58 PM
read this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5669515/Mohamed-Salahs-edges-Kevin-Bruyne-Player-Year-vote.html