So I had a foursome earrrlyyy this morning

[El Muffin]

sraL (your HoT analysis was accurate. Ill get to that )

Ok so this bitch


http://imgur.com/LIMuN3O

We've been off n on . she just recently offered for me to come stay with her n she'll help me out with clientele etc

So ok. I come up . we fuck a couple nights... Well last night she got drunk n told me a deep rooted fantasy of hers about how she always wanted to get dug out n treated like a slut by two black guys . I'm like ok babe but I'm not tag teaming you with some nigga. She's like "oh don't worry I don't expect you to.... I already gotta bitch lined up" she wouldn't tell me nor show me who Tf this bitch was.. Said it was a surprise . so last night after beer pong tournament .. We head back. Its me .. A dude who fucked with her in the past that I'm aware of n we come from similar areas .. Me n bro cool af. So we pick up aforementioned mystery hoe. Apparently she already checked me out before n thought I was attractive or whatnot n then ole girl boosted it by bragging about the dick game so she was beyond with it. But little. Did. I know that this bitcg was BEYOOOOND BAD BRO LIKE borderline shitting on ole girl.. she was Romanian but like had Sicilian skin color with a bodddyyy yo . I was on it lol. Hitting it off with her in the car . shits kosher .. Well when we make it back to the spot? After a few bowls n drinks got it us.. Well the girl im Fucking with popped it off by sucking me off in the kitchen .. So they pop up n my bro is like nigga you ain't say nothing but a thannngg. Pulls his dick out n now she sucking both of us off. Romanian girl plays dick hop scotch n works her way into the rotation.... But when I got that mouth I was like oh shit ! I couldn't get enough bro like I could of just fucked with her n I'm guuucciii . things migrate to the bedroom ..we all get to Fucking . there's switching up n everything but apparently I was way into this girl than the bitch I'm Fucking with . I couldn't tell .. I was wary to show as much attention to her than this girl but Idk maybe she picked up that I was feeling her a lot. I don't blame her because I let her catch my nut too xD . apparently a misread? Idk lol I don't know the etiquette? So I deflected the issue n was like yoooo u were content with Fucking ole boy n u don't hear me saying shkf . she started saying shit like " but I wanted to do some freaky shit with you involved .. Not have you love on some bitcg more than me.. " I'm disputing the fuck out of it lol Yknow typical seller defense shit. Not working out so wwll

I'm dealing with it today . she madddd salty . saw that I have her as friends on fb now too lol xD

I'm tryna calm her down

Apparently tonight here in a few hrs she tryna just get a 3some popping off

We shall see . this girl not on her level but has a nice ass n mean head game from what I've heard

Hopefully it works out getter

[Geno]

Smh
Wtf muff.
Shawty dope tho.

[uh-oh]

they need different definitions

it aint a foursome to me unless all 4 people are involved

you and some other dude had a veiled homo erotic 3some at the same time basically.

ive ran trains on bitches in my YOUTH, but it was never on some weird porn standing side by side while she goes from dick to dick. it was always one smashing the back and one getting topped off. the other dude didn't exist. there was no moments of naked wet dick getting chilly in the air while she bobbed between us

get it together doggy

[Candy]

does john die at the end I approve good story.. and good luck stanely goodspeed

[Geno]

Muff. How.old.r u bro. I mean more power to you man. But what are you working on? Are you puting any drug money away bro. Hope ur not just getting hi on ur own supply. Why would u have to go stay with a chick. Fuck that man. Thats her power move. Not urs. That pussy is a weapon dude. And its locked and aimed at ur head. She keeps u arou d and controls u with it. Does ur drugs. She makes u think ur winning. But really ur being played for a fool. It might not seem or feel like it right now. And she might not even realise it. But this is exactly how it is. I know. I been there way to often and unless u get yourself out now it never ends well. The real power move would be having ur own place and being able to kick that bicth out when ur done. Its the other way around now. Im worried bout u man. Srsly. I rly hope ur thinking about ur future. I like u man. Im glad u banged 2 bad bitches. But srsly. Theres more to this life shit than that. . In ten years if ur not in jail whwre will u be... Living with other bitches and doing drugs. Fucking random whores. Cmon man. If your dick falls off you better have deep pockets. And im not just talking about picking it up and carrying it around in ur fifth pocket man. I mean medical flow. Doctor money. Roof over ur head money. At some point u gotta stop living for today and start thinking about tomoro. I should have a decade ago. Well i am now. And you should to. G to G. take my advice. Goddamnit it muff.

[Eŋg]

yo

all love to geno but

if he's in a thread telling you to get your life together and what he is saying actually makes sense, you've probably done fucked up real bad.

(also gone @ chilly in the air.)

[Amen]

they need different definitions

it aint a foursome to me unless all 4 people are involved

you and some other dude had a veiled homo erotic 3some at the same time basically.

ive ran trains on bitches in my YOUTH, but it was never on some weird porn standing side by side while she goes from dick to dick. it was always one smashing the back and one getting topped off. the other dude didn't exist. there was no moments of naked wet dick getting chilly in the air while she bobbed between us

get it together doggy

LMFAO uh oh fucking kills me.

[El Muffin]

LMFAO uh oh fucking kills me.

That happened in the bedroom. But what got me in trouble was being stuck on the bitch I never seen b4

No "chilly dick" except when we initiated the 4 some like I was getting topped in the kitchen then homeboy came in.. Took ole girl a bit to join in coz she was on the phone with her nigga xD

Geno let me live nigga

No I'm not putting much away atm nor am I getting high on my shit

Only time I've gotten high was Fkn off during manufacture

[El Muffin]

N if it don't work out ill run back off to where I was man .. Its happened b4 bro I told that story

Not in my best interests to set up shop rn

I have had my own place on 4 seperate occasions in 2 years

[veritas]

Muffin:

This new preposterous pseudo heel turn is kindling my wrath against you if I am being honest

[El Muffin]

Heel turn

I'm good ? I'm not a villain nigga but kindle the fuck out of your wrath bro .. Bottle it up

N go fuck that sea manatee

Funny how niggas turn into self help gurus all of a sudden when I coulda swore 3 months ago you were talking bout living in meth motel 6 talm bout the damn mob living next door N swinging on Niggas with pool stixjd .

But I can't fuck up ettiquete on a 4 some

Nor hustle ?

Oh DAMN my BAD smfh geno



Idgaf

I ain't coming in here to defend my chaotic stupid way of life ?

I'm trying to Descalate ole girl being mad

So when she get off work ima put that pussy in a casket

N leave her frozen with her ass up just like I did 4 nights ago

Straight up

[veritas]

I will give you your next post to show that you are reasonable and logical and then apologize . Go:

[wasim]

lmao good post muff v entertaining

but no pics of the other chick tho? man....

[veritas]

Heel turn

I'm good ? I'm not a villain nigga but kindle the fuck out of your wrath bro .. Bottle it up

N go fuck that sea manatee

Funny how niggas turn into self help gurus all of a sudden when I coulda swore 3 months ago you were talking bout living in meth motel 6 talm bout the damn mob living next door N swinging on Niggas with pool stixjd .

But I can't fuck up ettiquete on a 4 some

Nor hustle ?

Oh DAMN my BAD smfh geno



Idgaf

I ain't coming in here to defend my chaotic stupid way of life ?

I'm trying to Descalate ole girl being mad

So when she get off work ima put that pussy in a casket

N leave her frozen with her ass up just like I did 4 nights ago

Straight up

Muffin....

[El Muffin]

lmao good post muff v entertaining

but no pics of the other chick tho? man....

I had to unfriend her :(

Profile isn't public n her profike picture is her baby girl :/

Ima see what I can do tho trust me shorty baaaaddd

[veritas]

Muffin...apologize

[veritas]

Darren Thigpen....apologize.

[PancakeBrah]

Muffin:

This new preposterous pseudo heel turn is kindling my wrath against you if I am being honest

[El Muffin]

Suck my dick clown^

[Aero]

Lol yoooo I thought when you told me originally about foursome I thought it was you and three girls so I was like you must post this. lol @ Geno trying to give sage advice. So basically she fucked your guy too and they're probably FB friends but you had to remove the Romanian girl? Stack your bread.

[El Muffin]

Yeah :/ nah 2 girls 2 niggas. Tbh I wouldnt know what to do with the 3rd girl if it were all bitches? She'd he just eating pussy till I got around to her *shrugs*

And they aren't friends on fb.. But I don't see how that's relevant

Ole girl is certifiably crazy though .. Let me just put that out there

I lost my phone for 12 hours n she pulled up on me

She lives 70 miles away from where I'm staying

Or was staying

She mad territorial n I'm single

I do love the PR I'm getting though she blasting videos we took to her friends n shit n that's what hooked the Romanian girl

[PancakeBrah]

I, personally, think every time a member of this site has sex they should make a topic about it.

That way we can be high schoolers.

[El Muffin]

Fuck around I might post them here one day

Thinking about it

No shame in my shit. My dick long than a mfer

Ain't nobody here got the gall to do this lol I might frfr

[El Muffin]

I, personally, think every time a member of this site has sex they should make a topic about it.

That way we can be high schoolers.

U ain't built for this . your vanilla af. Legit lame irl and you know it *shrugs*

Go to the YMCA n go play some pick up against socially awkward rejects my nigga

You don't belong itt

[PancakeBrah]

It's high key extremely weird that you reference a one off troll post I made six years ago every so often.

Drop an xD and space out some nonsensical braggadocio thoughts in your next post pls.

[El Muffin]

I shall.

Follow me around some more

xD

I think its highkey weird u been following me around everywhere n been lurking itt since I made it

Go get some pussy n gtfo my face

Bitch boi

[PancakeBrah]

Have you ever considered that you're not that interesting of a person?

[El Muffin]

I could care less what you think lmao

Go suck your favorite "boarders" dick nigga n gtfo my thread .. U been in here 10 hrs

Llb upper tear bro

Ur a faggot lol there's no ifs ands or buts about it

[veritas]

Darren....why?

[PancakeBrah]

You edit every single one of your posts.

[sral]

what was my HoT analysis?

[Candy]

You edit every single one of your posts.

i noticed that alot of us have to because of technology and outside exsistance connect remove insert

[Candy]

That happened in the bedroom. But what got me in trouble was being stuck on the bitch I never seen b4

No "chilly dick" except when we initiated the 4 some like I was getting topped in the kitchen then homeboy came in.. Took ole girl a bit to join in coz she was on the phone with her nigga xD

Geno let me live nigga

No I'm not putting much away atm nor am I getting high on my shit

Only time I've gotten high was Fkn off during manufacture

mr skeptic man there is a penny behind your ear.. can i buy you a drink with it..

[Geno]

Smh. Ok muffy.
Live bro. Have fun. Just be careful man.

[Amen]

LMAO. Yooo - just read this thread.

Muff - I see the disconnect man. You PM niggas this story - they troll you to post and you did because you are gullible as fuck and get verbally assaulted by your peers. Was this how the you eating your own semen off your palm get out as well? LOL Jesus, chill bro.

Lol @ chick on the phone with her nigga then goes off to banging two other niggas. Again, you fucking with hoes bro. And you trying to start a relationship with this hoe? Because you have willingly mentioned the world "Relationship" when referencing this whore several times. You bugging but do you my dude. God bless your soul nigga.

[Diablo]

Fuck around I might post them here one day

Thinking about it

No shame in my shit. My dick long than a mfer

Ain't nobody here got the gall to do this lol I might frfr

lmao im the original dick pic'r though

what you tryna do, one-up me by posting a porn vid?

[El Muffin]

LMAO. Yooo - just read this thread.

Muff - I see the disconnect man. You PM niggas this story - they troll you to post and you did because you are gullible as fuck and get verbally assaulted by your peers. Was this how the you eating your own semen off your palm get out as well? LOL Jesus, chill bro.

Lol @ chick on the phone with her nigga then goes off to banging two other niggas. Again, you fucking with hoes bro. And you trying to start a relationship with this hoe? Because you have willingly mentioned the world "Relationship" when referencing this whore several times. You bugging but do you my dude. God bless your soul nigga.

Whsy ? Only one nigga other than me

N the chick who was on the phone wasn't the girl I dated

But fuck that hoe, the girl I dated just called the cops on me a bit ago


I need to gtfoh anyway n do some legitimate shit

[El Muffin]

lmao im the original dick pic'r though

what you tryna do, one-up me by posting a porn vid?

Was going to

But nah man fuckher lmaooo

I'm not posting anything remotely linked to her anymore

Social media , anywhere

[Amen]

Whsy ? Only one nigga other than me

N the chick who was on the phone wasn't the girl I dated

But fuck that hoe, the girl I dated just called the cops on me a bit ago


I need to gtfoh anyway n do some legitimate shit

On the phone with her nigga, as you claimed. Then goes off to banging 2 other niggas - meaning you and your home boy.

Not exactly sure what was so confusing about that. She's a slore. So is the chick you be proudly posting.

I been telling you leave that wild high school life style alone for a minute now. You a grown ass kid tho. DO you.

[Destroyer]

Vote on NBL playoffs faggots

[Amen]

Vote on NBL playoffs faggots

You vote 1st, then I'll go and vote, bro.

[Destroyer]

I always vote.

[El Muffin]

On the phone with her nigga, as you claimed. Then goes off to banging 2 other niggas - meaning you and your home boy.

Not exactly sure what was so confusing about that. She's a slore. So is the chick you be proudly posting.

I been telling you leave that wild high school life style alone for a minute now. You a grown ass kid tho. DO you.

Ill post that bitch all day I never said she was wifey

Only that we were entertaining the thought of being faithful to each other .. She was territorial n so was i

Obv all it takes is the wool to be pulled back n then you erase all ideas of that .

Bitch crazy n all that shit was just grandiose talk . so boom .. Just fuck her n keep it moving

Done

Got love 4 her but she's nuts .. I can't do it obv

[Amen]

I always vote.

Let's be real, fam. Only time you vote is when it's against Barcotic

Lets be honest with ourselves, now lol...

[Mediocrity]

I, personally, think every time a member of this site has sex they should make a topic about it.

That way we can be high schoolers.

[Mediocrity]

Soo is it safe to assume Muff is a meth head who fucks druggy bitches and falls in love with them but it’s not the dope dick that keeps them around, it’s the dope?

[El Muffin]

Soo is it safe to assume Muff is a meth head who fucks druggy bitches and falls in love with them but it’s not the dope dick that keeps them around, it’s the dope?

Look at this faggot

First of all . these girls I'm Fucking with of late do not use what I sell fool

She just called the cops on me last night because of the shit

Stop talking

I got messages / videos all kinds of sgkt to corroborate my shit

Stop being lame n quoting yourself

[Witty]

She called the cops on you and you're still fucking with her?

[Eŋg]

the only woman i could (and have) forgive(n) for calling the cops on me is my mother.

[Witty]

Excellent use of parentheses.

[Mediocrity]

Look at this faggot

First of all . these girls I'm Fucking with of late do not use what I sell fool

She just called the cops on me last night because of the shit

Stop talking

I got messages / videos all kinds of sgkt to corroborate my shit

Stop being lame n quoting yourself

Prove it

[dull boy]

Tbh I wouldnt know what to do with the 3rd girl if it were all bitches

Interesting.

[Aero]

the only woman i could (and have) forgive(n) for calling the cops on me is my mother.


I was there with her that night but to be fair you were out of control.

[El Muffin]

Witty

No I dipppedd

[Eŋg]

I was there with her that night but to be fair you were out of control.

jokes of this nature are rarely funny, particularly when you've all the stature of a diminutive japanese eunuch.

[Cred]

Interesting.

Lmao

[Candy]

sraL (your HoT analysis was accurate. Ill get to that )

Ok so this bitch


http://imgur.com/LIMuN3O

We've been off n on . she just recently offered for me to come stay with her n she'll help me out with clientele etc

So ok. I come up . we fuck a couple nights... Well last night she got drunk n told me a deep rooted fantasy of hers about how she always wanted to get dug out n treated like a slut by two black guys . I'm like ok babe but I'm not tag teaming you with some nigga. She's like "oh don't worry I don't expect you to.... I already gotta bitch lined up" she wouldn't tell me nor show me who Tf this bitch was.. Said it was a surprise . so last night after beer pong tournament .. We head back. Its me .. A dude who fucked with her in the past that I'm aware of n we come from similar areas .. Me n bro cool af. So we pick up aforementioned mystery hoe. Apparently she already checked me out before n thought I was attractive or whatnot n then ole girl boosted it by bragging about the dick game so she was beyond with it. But little. Did. I know that this bitcg was BEYOOOOND BAD BRO LIKE borderline shitting on ole girl.. she was Romanian but like had Sicilian skin color with a bodddyyy yo . I was on it lol. Hitting it off with her in the car . shits kosher .. Well when we make it back to the spot? After a few bowls n drinks got it us.. Well the girl im Fucking with popped it off by sucking me off in the kitchen .. So they pop up n my bro is like nigga you ain't say nothing but a thannngg. Pulls his dick out n now she sucking both of us off. Romanian girl plays dick hop scotch n works her way into the rotation.... But when I got that mouth I was like oh shit ! I couldn't get enough bro like I could of just fucked with her n I'm guuucciii . things migrate to the bedroom ..we all get to Fucking . there's switching up n everything but apparently I was way into this girl than the bitch I'm Fucking with . I couldn't tell .. I was wary to show as much attention to her than this girl but Idk maybe she picked up that I was feeling her a lot. I don't blame her because I let her catch my nut too xD . apparently a misread? Idk lol I don't know the etiquette? So I deflected the issue n was like yoooo u were content with Fucking ole boy n u don't hear me saying shkf . she started saying shit like " but I wanted to do some freaky shit with you involved .. Not have you love on some bitcg more than me.. " I'm disputing the fuck out of it lol Yknow typical seller defense shit. Not working out so wwll

I'm dealing with it today . she madddd salty . saw that I have her as friends on fb now too lol xD

I'm tryna calm her down

Apparently tonight here in a few hrs she tryna just get a 3some popping off

We shall see . this girl not on her level but has a nice ass n mean head game from what I've heard

Hopefully it works out getter

..did the story look like this..
http://wickedchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/johndiesjam.png

[Candy]

or like this

http://www.oscars.org/sites/oscars/files/styles/event_highlight_media_default/public/primary_return-to-oz.jpg?itok=MSttMfna

[El Muffin]

Interesting.

I'm sure I'd get the job done

But not like I can premeditate n predict how to go about it

Like she'd obv be on some cunnylingus shit .. Till I got around to her

Honestly idk what would happen but I'm confident once I put in work all of em would catch wreck

I just don't want No one to feel left out n I don't have prior experience Fucking with 3 at once

Just 2

[Amen]

All you would need is stamina bro.

You could divide them equally by time per slut or strokes.

10 minutes per hoe or 10 strokes per hoe, sort of thing.

Be creative, Muff.

[Chill Phil]

I read all three pages...

[Geno]

Just read the 3rd. It basically consists of yours and mine posts.

[Elemental P]

She looks 17 lol kids got a rough life ahead of her

[El Muffin]

She's 23

Stop hating

[TeckNeek]

they need different definitions

it aint a foursome to me unless all 4 people are involved

you and some other dude had a veiled homo erotic 3some at the same time basically.

ive ran trains on bitches in my YOUTH, but it was never on some weird porn standing side by side while she goes from dick to dick. it was always one smashing the back and one getting topped off. the other dude didn't exist. there was no moments of naked wet dick getting chilly in the air while she bobbed between us

get it together doggy
Uh oh is my muthafuggin dawg yooooo... roflmao.
Repppppppppppppppp roflmao