Alpha Shift (Nights)

[GUDELJ]

This week i begin working nights, I’ve only ever done it twice before and that was during hurricane Irma. It fucking sucks, not for me. A lot of people love it and wouldn’t trade it for the world but it’s hard to maintain a home life with this schedule.

1800-0600 (4 nights a week)

We’re short so I’ll actually be doing th entire 4 12’s. Typically it’s:

7 12’a + 1 8 in a pay period but pshh

Gonna be hard to adjust. It’s boring at night after s certain time. The only struggle is literally trying to stay awake, I guess I’ll have to start talking to muff a lot since he’s online around 0300 and shit

Bravo shift was my shit, kept myself busy going call to call, traffic stops, report writing


Ugh

[Amen]

Night shift definitely takes a special kind of person.

I could never do it. There were times I worked from 2200-0600 earlier in my career and absolutely hated it. All 6 months of it, lol... I felt like a waste of life and a fucking vampire.

You would think activity picks up at night - especially around clubs and bars, no? Or is that strictly just Fridays and Saturdays only lol.

[Geno]

I work nights. Just got off. I dont mind it at all. Takes a little getting used to though

[GUDELJ]

Amen you’ll get some calls at night, but everyone’s so bored that they all try and jump on it. You ever wonder why you sometime see 3-5 cars at a traffic stop late at night or at a McDonald’s or something. Niggas bored.

You’ll get domestics every night but yeah like you said mostly weekends is when it’s kinda busy late night. I work in a pretty decent area though so that also contributes to the quality of incoming calls


Ms Peters dog just took a shit on old man Steve’s lawn and he’s not having it today

Oooook dispatch 10-04

[Xquisite]

What do you do?

[Amen]

GUDELJ Can't have dogs shitting in my yard, either. I have a 15 month old running around and tripping over his own 2 feet when he tries to run faster then what his little legs can manage.

I wouldn't dial 911, tho lol. People are fucking clowns. Good friend of mine is Gang Unit for NYPD and received a call the other night to which he found out some old lady passed out in her shower. Her daughter found her knocked on the bathroom floor and he told me he walked in to asses to issue before EMS arrived and found some huge horse cock dildo attached to the shower head LMAO.

He said it was probably one of the funniest calls he's ever had lol. Old lady couldn't handle the Super soaker horse cock dildo lolol.

I don't envy your job man. I know you probably have some crazy calls yourself lol.

[GUDELJ]

Yeah I deal with real life douchebags then I gotta come to my therapy lounge which is Netcees and I have to fucking deal with idiots like Aero and muff recycling 2015 lines

Life’s great

[Xquisite]

lmao clownin

[Current faggot]

Night shift is the domain of the twisted
I love it, walking among zombies getting lifted
Smoking tha shit that killed a lot of em in that first place
Hunting for a couple bitches to fuck in unearthed graves - brotha lynch hung "night shift"

[Amen]

^ What? LOL

[GUDELJ]

Former textcee gotta be house of leaves

[Current faggot]

Actually I'm not. I was faceless on rm.com years ago.

Actually a nobody. I was a Champion once though.

I'm the Al Bundy of text nigga

[Mediocrity]

Actually I'm not. I was faceless on rm.com years ago.

Actually a nobody. I was a Champion once though.

I'm the Al Bundy of text nigga

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[Current faggot]

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You asking if I want a cookie?

Sure

[zelti]

Its Lenox

[zelti]

It begins today at 1800, ima be like muff on here during the witching hour